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Science/Technology › Re: African Elephants Sighted In Ikuru, Rivers State (Photos) by TheAlchemist: 10:39am On Sep 22, 2021
Will our darling president help the elephants find their grazing routes... or na only cows get grazing routes for Naija.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Melbourne Earthquake: Tremor Rattles Southeast Australia by TheAlchemist: 9:58am On Sep 22, 2021
IJOBA11:
RIGHTEOUSNESS2 DAhuh
He is already overworked.
Career › Re: First Bank To Providus Bank Or Globus Bank by TheAlchemist: 9:45am On Sep 22, 2021
josh001:
A friend asked me for advice. He works with the treasury department of First Bank and wants to move to either Providus Bank or Globus Bank because they pay better according to him. I have questioned why he wants to move from a bank with international reach to a bank with regional reach. Do you guys think it is a good move for him?
Tell your friend to get out of the country... Nigeria is getting poorer as a Nation.
Politics › Re: Banditry: Sokoto Shuts Down Telecommunications Networks In 14 LGAs by TheAlchemist: 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2021
Can Pantami tell us what NIN has achieved, if we are still witnessing this level of insecurity in the north.
Health › Re: COVID-19: Persons Vaccinated In Africa, Others Considered Unvaccinated By The UK by TheAlchemist: 12:14pm On Sep 19, 2021
Righteousness2:
grin grin

By the time Majority of the world's Inhabitants will understand what things really are, it will be too late.

The days are Extremely evil. Look all over the world, Look at the Bible and see what is playing out in the Name of the Jab.

These are the Last of the Last Moments!The agents of the Beast have Perfected their acts.

The Vee has every Prophecy of the Mark of the Beast. Read, understand and Follow the Holy Bible. So you don't Perish for lack of Knowledge.

I put my Life on the line to say that the Jab being pushed out on Earth Today is Connected to the Mark of the Beast.

They that Have Ears to Hear. Let them Hear.
what the Bible has prophesied will happen. Covid-19 is a dress rehearsal for a mote sinister plan.
Politics › Re: UNGA: Buhari Departs Abuja For New York by TheAlchemist: 11:52am On Sep 19, 2021
Efcc Chaitman this is how to avoid stress.
Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello & Femi Fani-kayode Poster. Would You Vote For Them? by TheAlchemist: 8:24am On Sep 18, 2021
Ndlistic:
Would you vote for them if this were real?
If I hated Nigeria that much I would gladly vote for them.
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Changes Her Son’s Surname From Her Baby Daddy’s Name To Her Father’s by TheAlchemist: 7:26pm On Sep 17, 2021
madridsta007:
As long as she tells the child the truth and the whole truth, she should be OK.

The problem is that most times the child is fed half-truths or outright lies.
He grows on the lies and becomes a man and finds out the truth.
Everything falls like a pack of cards after that.
Simple psychology.
What truth will Linda tell.. oh son I tricked your father, told him I was in my safe period. Your father based on this assurance then offloaded all his ammo... Son you are the product of a lie.... how many mothers out there will tell their kids this truth.
Politics › Re: Kwam1 And Adebayo Olasoju Visit Tinubu In London - photo by TheAlchemist: 6:55pm On Sep 17, 2021
How much are they charging the Jagaban for appearance fee!
Politics › Re: Senators Bamidele, Adeola, Adeyemo, Abiru, Others Visit Bola Tinubu In London by TheAlchemist: 12:33pm On Sep 11, 2021
Sowore when are you visiting the Jagban!
Politics › Re: Buhari Jets To US For UN General Assembly by TheAlchemist: 1:55pm On Sep 10, 2021
OmoOshodi:
Help my hustle.....patronize us and forget about the Nigeria problem...

This fish cures all sickness including poverty
Get a female marketer!
Health › Re: A True Tale Of My Old Friend, Now Insane And Roams About The Streets. by TheAlchemist: 6:31pm On Sep 09, 2021
Charmingrascal:
Someone already concluded that drugs caused his mental illness.


What if Marvis involved himself in some ritual to make quick money and it back fire, what if it was depression, what if Marvis was at the wrong place at the wrong time.

What if someone made Marvis mad.





I always say this, many mentally ill patients that are roaming the streets will be well if they are giving psychiatric treatment.
The Government should do something to help mentally ill patients

May God heal Marvis and send helper his way
You have spoken with wisdom... the madness maybe physical, diabolical or his involvement in a ritual process and he did not adhere to instructions... not all people roaming the street is a result of Loud!
Health › Re: A True Tale Of My Old Friend, Now Insane And Roams About The Streets. by TheAlchemist: 6:11pm On Sep 09, 2021
Matheusmartin:
In all, those that were not born are the luckiest,why those that died immediately they were born are the second luckiest..
Who are we to question GOD's Plan?
Crime › Re: Passengers Strangle Lagos Doctor-Turned Uber Driver, Steal Car by TheAlchemist: 10:10am On Sep 09, 2021
Bluntemperor:
Sad indeed!
The Magnitude of Crimes being committed in Nigeria is unimaginable and unparalleled and it will take Divine Grace of God to bring down the evil that have been established in Nigeria.
Just imagine,a Medical Doctor, possibly running to the Hospital at night to safe lives but here the Ubber/ Taxi connivance has brought to forum the damn Insecurities challenges on our Nation.One thing is that the Police can fix these challenges,if they are ready to do it! The govt and the Police Authority must without biases have the will power to bring justice to the people of Nigeria
Terribly bad!
With out state police and community policing nothing will change.
Pets › Re: Python Tried To Eat Family Dog And Mistakenly Swallows It's Blanket Instead by TheAlchemist: 11:46am On Sep 06, 2021
The scent of the dog on the cloth fooled the dumb snake
Foreign Affairs › Re: UN, AU, ECOWAS, Turkey, US condemn Military Coup In Guinea by TheAlchemist: 9:16am On Sep 06, 2021
Forget all this audio condemnation the truth is France , UK , us and co will always want africa to be a banana republic ruled by leaders bereft of ideas.
Politics › Re: Buhari Approves Farm Estates In 109 Senatorial Districts by TheAlchemist: 8:51am On Sep 06, 2021
Buhari, is so determined. He must have his way. Livestock transformation, rejected, Ruga rejected , restoration of grazing routes rejected.. new farm estate loading. Love him or hate him, Buhari does not believe in giving up.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Texans Can Now Openly Carry Guns In Public Without A Permit Or Training by TheAlchemist: 11:37am On Sep 03, 2021
A brave decision only way to eliminate mass shootings, the police can't be everywhere at the same time.. any lunatic will think twice before engaging on a shooting spree.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheAlchemist: 10:47am On Sep 03, 2021
Sports › Re: Paralympics Tokyo2020: Iyiazi Claims Bronze As Nigeria Gets 8th Medal by TheAlchemist: 3:53pm On Sep 02, 2021
I hope for their efforts they get gifted apartments in estates of their choices and street named after them!
Politics › Re: Ibikunle Amosun Visits Bola Tinubu In London by TheAlchemist: 10:45am On Sep 02, 2021
Hezzyluv:
I beg, see man wey wan become president I beg embarassed
There is ability in disability
Crime › Re: Nosa Uhumwangho: Abba Kyari Asked Me To Pay Proceed Of Hotel Into My Account by TheAlchemist: 10:15am On Sep 02, 2021
Every supercop is birthed by a papacop.... nothing will happen to Abba Kyari..

THIS WE HAVE SEEN BEFORE THE AMALGAMATION OF NORTH AND SOUTH
Health › Re: COVID-19: Snake Venom May Become Tool In Fight Against Coronavirus by TheAlchemist: 10:01am On Sep 02, 2021
Covid-19 is just a dress rehearsal they are testing the ground for their future plan, compulsory vaccinations of all humanity for total monitoring, this is part of the new world agenda...

THIS WE HAVE SEEN!
Politics › Re: Miyetti Allah To Southern Governors: We Won’t Recognise Your Anti-Grazing Policy by TheAlchemist: 9:04am On Aug 30, 2021
Cmanforall:
And the military
The military is not the issue. The sad truth is that our governors are not in reality the chief security officers of their States....
Romance › Re: Lady Celebrates Her Birthday With Cucumbers, Prays For A Good Man (Pictures) by TheAlchemist: 12:08pm On Aug 28, 2021
She should have consulted toyin lawani for a more visually appealing concept.
Politics › Re: Ibe Kachikwu Smuggled Exotic Car Stolen From Jaguar Plant: US Govt by TheAlchemist: 1:48pm On Aug 23, 2021
The deal was too good to be true... greedy ibe decide to land a fantastic deal... he thought he had the last laugh. The Super cop Kyari would be asked to solve this one.
Education › Re: Oloyede And The JAMB Revolution by TheAlchemist: 8:48am On Aug 22, 2021
Bsure:
The guy tried. It's not easy to change anything in Nigeria
Is change is welcomed if it brings about a more transparent and stronger institution. We are tired of story of a flash in the pan administrators... is he leaving a rigorous process that ensures 100% financial accountability.
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S. State Department Reportedly Hit By A Cyberattack by TheAlchemist: 8:37am On Aug 22, 2021
[quote author=backtalkG post=105049427]The next world war will be a cyber warfare[/quotpe]

Nope ... viral attack... covid-19 is just a dress rehearsal.
Politics › Re: Yoruba Nation Rally: Sunday Igboho, Others Storm Osogbo, Defy Police Order by TheAlchemist: 3:36pm On May 15, 2021
AmazingELixir:
grin grin grin



So Buhari and his Amanda cannot do to this juju wielding man what they did to the Albino fugitive.
Nope southwest is the glue that holds Nigeria...
Sports › Re: Tyson Fury Trains With Nick Diaz Before Anthony Joshua Fight (Photos) by TheAlchemist: 2:14pm On May 15, 2021
If only AJ was not cursed with a glass jaw, this would have been one of the most intriguing heavyweight fight of all time. Sentiment apart Tyson fury is a technically more gifted fighter than Anthony Joshua , with a marvellous Marvin haggler like Chin,
Whoever arranged this Suicide match for AJ is “WICKED”.
Sports › Re: Tyson Fury Allows Female Fans To Rub Oil On Him As He Prepares To Fight Joshua by TheAlchemist: 12:45pm On May 14, 2021
Does AJ have the heart of a champion... this is what he needs to show the world when he fights Tyson Fury...
Politics › Re: Restructure Your States, Stop Regional Campaign, Lawan Tells Govs by TheAlchemist: 8:58am On May 14, 2021
TooMuchStuff:
The North have been in "one Nigeria" Strictly to make maximum profit from their zero naira investment. They cornered everything from South for themselves and bullied every southerners to submission using the military since 1960.
It's now looking impossible for them to figure out survival outside the host as an overfed Parasite. They are on a long thing ....!
War is all that is waiting for everyone now because Pharaoh must let my people go....
Sad but true we may have to brace for war. I pray it never comes to that. I believe there are progressive northern leaders that will see the good in restructuring.

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