₦airaland Forum

Truthbites:
He died in a country with opportunities. Ordinary cartoon naim he take become great

What do you mean by ordinary cartoon?

He may have gotten a shot of the 5g mind altering vaccine

1st thing first get out of the country, but if you so foolishly decide to go into biz... just know that the "1 million boys" are not smiling.

Emperor Napoleon taking over...Animal Farm loading.

Philthe1st:
I agree with some of these, but that number 6 no follow.

Military weapons are much more potent that Biological ones.

The world is still in existence because of various accords and agreements banning the use of weapons of mass destruction.

The whole world can be wiped off in an hour if such weapons are used.

The unseen is more powerful than the seen... expect more government spending on the development of biological weapons... The world going forward will be a more fearful place to live.... if the issue of lab made viruses is not urgently addressed

mygreenday:
3rd world war loading

1st global social distancing loading

Is it also not ironic that the cost of producing oil per barrel in Nigeria is one of the highest in the world. Inefficiencies everywhere.

wman:
So, the antiChrist is no more Obama or Bill Gates?

The antichrist must be gay and not bisexual

Romanoff:
When China was discharging their patients, Una no talk this one o.

The person wey make the pencil na him get the eraser so China we understand, but naija case be like America wonder.

First Tiwa now Blessing...

Tookool:
PASTORS

You mean "OFFLINE PASTORS"

tallerSSS:
From this I can simply comprehend that the new world order has just began.. Social distancing will remain for more than a decade.
It will be a felony and suicidal if poeple are caught in large gatherings, jail and death sentences will be imposed on offenders.
People will only be going out with identity and for tangible purpose
No loitering, no hawking..bars and night clubs will suffer more.. Churches and mosques will suffer, pilgrimage will change, market place will change, mode of governance will change
People will be paid to stay at home.
Urbanization will nosedive ( people will return to their villages)
The world has changed finally..

Simply put the world is going virtual.

JobVacanciesNG:
What is this then?

Requesting 10 K to access COVID-19 loan

Why are we this wicked to ourselves

DabuIIIT:
What is masquerade doing outside in this convid19 lockdown?

Oh God,just get me out of Africa for good.

The masquerade probably after failing to get the service of uber, in this lockdown decided to walk to the isolation centre for testing.

HITMEUP4ANYBIZ:
These is the best time to carry out OPS and arrest criminals, use drone to comb those forest kidnappers use, since there’s a lockdown but I doubt our armed forces

Best time to fix lagos roads.

Modikko:
This E-Begger. You are in every thread begging. Na wa for you oooo.

If you think begging is easy...you just try it.

DoinkWaldorf:
As it is, the price could even go lower than we have a lot of crude oil cargo just lying there nobody’s buying really hence the people taking it outside to refine it would be forced to reduce the money and may later stop because the business won’t boom like it used to before. Our crude oil May later be used to fry akara. As this may sound like good news we also need to look at the future impact, the country needs to diversify quickly, oil firms and oil servicing firms are getting burned right now that sector may also likely face massive lay off of staffs. I hope somethings done fast

More Nigerians seeking PVC is sure.

Give Corona a bit of ice pack and see it grow wings. I want to believe that the virus is more deadly in cold region and deadlier to people with underlying medical conditions

Let us all still be thankful that international financial organisations are still willing to grant us loans what will we do if they refuse to grant us? I just pray that our leaders use the loans judiciously, the era of financial irresponsibility is over.

CodeTemplar:
Thank you. debt is what the north uses to bond us in the face of the corporate and international monetary institutions. Who want his debtor to die? No one does.

Interesting POV

AkProsper:
May their soul rest in rest.

In the next 1000 years, archeologist will be like "Mass grave discovered in Hart Island"

The internet never forgets

Merically:
If we share things in Nigeria like this it will definitely lead to fight as many will think they should have more portion. Try this type of sharing formula in Naija we will see the difference.��

So you expect a man with 4 wives to share the same portion with a man with one wife. Let's be fair minded.

My favourite bond girl good nite.

As long as all the joggers maintain the rules of social distancing nothing wrong with a dose of early morning exercise, it is a great stress reliever. If they were working out in a gym (closed environment)I would have been so disappointed.

megley:
And a couple got arrested for holding a small B-Day party in one corner

Diaris God ooooo

The corona virus is more lethal in an enclosed environment, you also ginger the virus when in such closed environment you put on your aircondition.

Aboguede:
This was all the so called evil westerners wanted

To make nations indebted to them once more

Imagine 3.5b usd to enter 9ja only in 6 weeks

Oyibo na thiefs



If u know u know

Why 6 weeks can't Cbn use the international ussd code and get it zapped into their account in a minute

Waiting for 6G....

Seandisputed:
Pathetic.

A lot of hungry people have not killed themselves and she killed herself because of a man ( if true).
BTW, the lockdown is getting real. Saw a man who swallowed his pride, moving from shop to shop begging for foodstuffs just for his kids to eat, some gave him maggi, others onion and rice. I was moved i swear. You needed to see how this man was praying for them.

Suicide is not only about being poor. USA has a higher standard of living yet the suicide rate is higher than what obtains in Nigeria

jaxxy:
They will learn something from Covid19

They will learn nothing

He who pays the Piper calls the tune. Until Obas are financially independent from State/local government funds, they will have to dance to the whim and caprice of their Governors!

A snake that massive in a petrol station evidence of poor sanitation by the management of the petrol station

A policy that will surely favour mc oluomo and his boys. If you know you know