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Christianity Etc › Re: Our Children Will Continue To Wear Church Robes To School- CAN President, Ayokun by TheAlchemist: 11:42am On Aug 07, 2016
Hadeyeancah:
Alright
You just made COMMON SENSE
Politics › Re: Fayose Struggles To Justify Statements About Aisha Buhari As She Arrives In US by TheAlchemist: 11:01am On Aug 06, 2016
A picture says a thousand words. Jokes apart if you look closely at the pictures you can see that the first lady seems a bit uncomfortable, the smile on her face is what we see daily from watching nollywood movies, I really wonder what she is afraid of?
Crime › Re: 18-Year-Old Missing Girl Beheaded In Delta State by TheAlchemist: 9:13am On Aug 04, 2016
Lexusgs430:
Money ritual tinz. The family needs to go back to babalawo and use the corpse to place a curse on the perpetrators
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You mean the family should go back to the Babalawo who has used their daughter for the ritual sacrifice..... "Truly my people perish for lack of knowledge".
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Arrives Washington DC by TheAlchemist: 8:28am On Aug 04, 2016
Aisha looks worried in the pictures... Worry not 1st lady you are covered by diplomatic immunity for now!
Crime › Re: FCMB: Olisa Nwakoby Committed Suicide Over Personal Challenges by TheAlchemist: 10:07am On Aug 02, 2016
saintdennis:
His suicide must be related to the church for him to blow his brains out @ their premises
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prime suspects... may have given the loan to a church member with or without Reverend Father's blessing!
Politics › Re: Fayose Gives Ekiti People Rice & Money At Aba Igbira, Afao Ekiti (Pics) by TheAlchemist: 9:41am On Aug 02, 2016
AlphaCentauri:
this ol nigga fayose has a god complex. look at him parting the red sea www.nairaland.com/attachments/4050039_rere5_jpeg48ee2f793b15b486d47523f951e289c8
Fayose knows his days are numbered!
Food › Re: Now That Tomato Is Back by TheAlchemist: 8:56am On Aug 01, 2016
By the time the rail way system become effective, a sachet of pure water would cost more that a basket of tomato: wink
Politics › Re: Policewoman Working Under The Rain In Ibadan (Photos) by TheAlchemist: 8:43am On Aug 01, 2016
After this work in the rain, she catches the flu, is forced to take 2 weeks sick leave from work at tax payers expense. i would have commended her if she had those small umbrella that they were on their head to reduce the adverse effects of the elements sun/rain, or would have been impressed with her proactive action by wearing her raincoat, knowing this is the raining season and not having a rain coat, can be indicative of a a trainee, whilst she is supposed to be a rookie.
We need to apply wisdom in certain matters. We need her healthy not bed ridden because of the Flu. She is lucky i am not her appraisal officer.
Politics › Re: July 1966 Counter-coup: Fajuyi’s Aides Knew About The Coup But Betrayed Him –sis by TheAlchemist: 4:04pm On Jul 31, 2016
EmeritusMbaM:
That guy is a devil that lie shamelessly. They are ready to blame others for there evil deed. They killed Victor Banjo and still blame the man after fighting for there Biafra crap. Soyinka was jailed cos of Biafra and they still curse and insult the man daily. Awolowo's only sin is refusing to take his own people to slaughter ground, I just hate these people and there lies.
Loved everything you stated... but let us stop all these HATING business! We need to move our nation forward.
Politics › Re: July 1966 Counter-coup: Fajuyi’s Aides Knew About The Coup But Betrayed Him –sis by TheAlchemist: 4:03pm On Jul 31, 2016
EmeritusMbaM:
That guy is a devil that lie shamelessly. They are ready to blame others for there evil deed. They killed Victor Banjo and still blame the man after fighting for there Biafra crap. Soyinka was jailed cos of Biafra and they still curse and insult the man daily. Awolowo's only sin is refusing to take his own people to slaughter ground, I just hate these people and there lies.
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Loved everything you stated... but let us stop all these HATING business! We need to move our nation forward.
Phones › Re: Mtn: we’re Not Under Pressure To List Shares In Nigeria by TheAlchemist: 2:56pm On Jul 31, 2016
BE811APP:
South African Coy feeling smart after Milking us all dis years angry angry angry

I will never forget the Lie MTN came with when they first started operations..

They said the CAN NOT do per second billing... bla bla bla.. When glo came in after some years noboday told dem to start per second billing..

Imagine been charged flat N50 for a 10 seconds call...

MTN i bow for una lies sha.. cheesy cheesy cheesy :
Dont blame MTN, trust me their top Nigerian Management personnel must have told them that they could keep on scamming Nigerians with no repercussion.
Christianity Etc › Re: Do Miracles Still Exist?, Do Angels Still Assist Humans? by TheAlchemist: 2:43pm On Jul 31, 2016
adren:
i laugh in Spanish ooo.. you go surprise when your baby grows up to look like your gateman..

bros.. nor trust your wife ooo
Bros hope you have not just destroyed a marriage!
Politics › Re: Amina Mohammed Goes Jogging This Morning by TheAlchemist: 11:11am On Jul 31, 2016
A healthy mind, needs a healthy body to function optimally... Thanks for encouraging Nigerians to live active, daily work out/exercise will keep all internal organs refreshed for the rigours of every day living.
Politics › Re: Fayose Buys Corn From A Woman At Iju-Itaogbolu Road (Photos) by TheAlchemist: 10:25am On Jul 31, 2016
Truly Illiteracy is a disease.
Celebrities › Re: Eucharia Anunobi Awarded By Koga Faith Foundation by TheAlchemist: 9:07am On Jul 28, 2016
Most Pastors are actually motivational speakers...
But since being a Pastor rakes in more money they prefer to be referred to as Pastors rather than motivational speakers!
Politics › Re: Immunity Can't Stop Fayose's Prosecution- Aisha Buhari by TheAlchemist: 8:57am On Jul 28, 2016
Aisha travel quick, before Trump becomes president....
A crazy dude like Trump will not respect any presidential immunity!
Politics › Re: Prosecute Anyone Who Pads The Budget - Gowon by TheAlchemist: 8:33am On Jul 28, 2016
smackimorn:
How many politicians have been jailed since this administration ?


Oh please, we know nigga ain't going to no freaking jail in this country.
It is quite obvious that our judicial system needs urgent revamp!
Business › Re: How Nigerian Banks Are Making Nigerians POOR. by TheAlchemist: 9:52am On Jul 27, 2016
We should all be grateful to technology.
Technology is actually about ensuring maximization of value added through the efficient redistribution/utilization of resources.
The recharge card sellers may feel undone by the technology of online recharge... but what Technology ask is what is the value added by the recharge card sellers along the value chain..... Technology says Nadda.
Some recharge card vendors are now migrating into setting up groceries stores, let the truth be told we need much more of such businesses in our communities, we need to start living more healthy by consuming more fruits and less processed junks.
Some farmers that left their farming business in their rural areas, to come to the urban centres because of the ease of making money from selling recharge cards, Technology is saying they add more economic value by remaining in the farming business thus increasing Nigeria's food basket.

We should all embrace Technology. A Technology driven society will become a highly efficient society!
Business › Re: How Nigerian Banks Are Making Nigerians POOR. by TheAlchemist: 9:28am On Jul 27, 2016
micsade:
GTBank is already doing this with their SME MarketHub
That is one of the reason it is dangerous to discuss your business plan with a Bank. They will tell you it is not feasible, blah, blah.... only for them to set up a proxy company to implement that business plan. Banks are really unfair to aspiring entrepreneurs!
Politics › Re: Olufunso Amosun Visits Korede Taiwo, Chained By Father by TheAlchemist: 8:53am On Jul 27, 2016
First picture:

Boy is thinking where is my father....
Never underestimate the love of a child for his/her parents even when he is maltreated by the same parents.
Celebrities › Re: Oge Okoye In A Boobs-Baring Outfit To Church Today, Fans Slam Her (Photos) by TheAlchemist: 9:47am On Jul 25, 2016
She is just trying to make COMMON SENSE!
Politics › Re: Fayose Distributes Tubers Of Yams To Ekiti State Residents by TheAlchemist: 9:16am On Jul 25, 2016
EFCC: Fayose, explain what you did with the Bail Out Fund?
Fayose: I distributed 100 trucks load of NAFDAC certified Yams!
EFCC: The bailout fund was meant to pay salaries.
Fayose: I am operating trade by Bater economy, Yams in lieu of Salaries, nothing spoil!
Politics › Re: Pipeline Explodes In Nsit Ibom, Akwa-Ibom by TheAlchemist: 9:11am On Jul 25, 2016
"I love my Father land, which way Nigeria."... In Sunny Okosun's voice
Christianity Etc › Re: Why We Attacked Catholic Church In Suleja - Suspect Reveals by TheAlchemist: 8:39am On Jul 25, 2016
chuose:
Farouk is educated.

The people sponsoring Boko haram are educated.

Education is not the reason.

Not everybody in the south is educated, yet we dont seek blood.
Let me also buttress your point.

Osama Bin Laden was not only well educated, but also came from a very affluent family!
Business › Re: What 1 Trillion Naira Looks Like? Photo by TheAlchemist: 8:48am On Jul 22, 2016
valboy20:
Dear poster,

Kindly include the location..gotta holla at my boys
Even if your boys see this kain loot they would be in a state of perpetual confusion!
Travel › Re: Eko Boulevard Completed By Eko Atlantic City, Nigeria's 1st Eight Lane City Road by TheAlchemist: 8:46am On Jul 22, 2016
Please can someone show me where Factories are being constructed.... i am tired of seeing big for nothing Buildings!
Crime › Re: Ogun Teacher Caught Sucking Student's Private Part by TheAlchemist: 8:42am On Jul 22, 2016
End Time Teacher
Politics › Re: FG May Introduce Tax On Petrol, Diesel, Kerosene, Gas If…- PPRA by TheAlchemist: 8:25am On Jul 22, 2016
otitokoroleti:
lmfao, abeg if u get money wey u fit take travel out of dis country make una no wait for a second coz 9ja is about to go down
Your prophecy will not come to pass in Jesus name.
I see a prosperous Nigeria, Good People Great Nation.!
Politics › Re: Halliburton: Aisha Buhari Sues Fayose by TheAlchemist: 8:25am On Jul 21, 2016
erico2k2:
But she will never go to America or she do not come back, do not under estimate the western world, learn from Ibori case.
It is not really Americans she is worried about, but the Nigerians living in America, that would start filing petition upon her plane landing any where in America... Just too risky for Aisha!
Politics › Re: Halliburton: Aisha Buhari Sues Fayose by TheAlchemist: 8:14am On Jul 21, 2016
junketer:
If only this woman can go to america and come back i will personal sue fayose and hire 20 SANS to represent. Woman just go to america. How difficult is that for you? Wetin dey worry buhari and his wife sef? Bring certificate, you carry SANS come. Go to america and come back you dey go court. Ha
?Alll

How shameful would it be to see the 1st lady of the Giant of Africa, being arrested in America, please let us be reasonable and see the larger picture. It is not only about Aisha, it is about how the world would perceive us... I am sure when the swearing in of the new American president takes place whether it be Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton.. If Hillary wins Aisha might be persuaded to risk it if given personal assurance that she would not be arrested, if Donald Trump no matter the assurance she would not even dare even take a connecting flight that must go through the USA.

Aisha please go for summer shopping and put all the haters to shame!
Least i forget, please include Atiku in your entourage!!!
Culture › Re: Emir Of Katsina, Abdulmumin Usman's Car by TheAlchemist: 3:43pm On Jul 20, 2016
The Emir Car will only anger the NDA the more... expect more pipelines to be blown up!
Politics › Re: Buhari And Osinbajo Laughing At RIO 2016 Olympic Games Handover by TheAlchemist: 2:19pm On Jul 20, 2016
Buhari: So Osinbade na so these people believe the promise for CHANGE!

Osinbajo: My Oga at the top na one chance they enter!

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