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Literature › Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by TheAlchemist: 9:10am On Jul 20, 2016
Helivesinme73:
where went her virginity?
She probably lost her virginity while sleeping in the kitchen to her Landlord's children in turns!
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Literature › Re: She Slept In The Kitchen And Won My Heart - Chukwuba Chiluba by TheAlchemist: 8:56am On Jul 20, 2016
Omotayor123:
Oh my Gosh shocked!!!
The final test is ridiculous. You asked her to move into Your house And she complied shocked she then went ahead to sleep in the kitchen. So you think she is a Wife Material....

Pretence of Life!!! Bro. Sorry But Your mumu no get Part 2. undecided

She go soon show you her real face!
Bro beware of desperate Ladies! Kindly update us next year on your current situation!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Heading Into Recession, Says IMF by TheAlchemist: 8:44am On Jul 20, 2016
tinktanker:
When a Cursed man rules
All i can say is that Buhari may just be unlucky to be in government at this period in time, when all economic indices are going southward!
Falling global crude oil prices, militancy, etc, Buhari does not have the required leadership skill to steer Nigeria through this perilous time, to even compound our problem his age does him no favour. A young vibrant leader with an uncommon vision is required immediately, i hope Buhari would have the moral courage to resign as soon as possible, unless he wants to take Nigerians down with him.
Politics › Re: Remi Tinubu Refuses Close Door Meeting With Dino Melaye by TheAlchemist: 8:22am On Jul 20, 2016
Dearest Remi Tinubu,

Please avoid drinking tea during the closed door meeting.
Remember what happened to MKO during the so called closed door meeting.
Politics › Re: Buhari Under Fire Over Arms Panel’s Exemption Of Dambazau In Latest Probe Report by TheAlchemist: 8:09am On Jul 20, 2016
Buhari please time to let go of Dambazau and Brutai!
Christianity Etc › Re: 32 Reasons Why I Will Continue To Believe In God by TheAlchemist: 5:53pm On Jul 17, 2016
adoyi8:
The question is if you were God, will you create the world as it is now?
God created a world were all his creations that can reason were given FREE WILL!
God could have created a world without FREE WILL, would you have loved such a world?
The most important thing people are missing is that no matter what we do good or bad with the free will given.. GOD ALMIGHTY GLORY CAN NEVER BE DIMINISHED!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor's Lover Dies During Abortion In Kaduna State by TheAlchemist: 10:06am On Jul 15, 2016
It is ironic that people go to such fake pastors for marital counseling!
Politics › Re: Halliburton: Fayose Justifies Claim Of Buhari Wife’s Involvement! Pictures by TheAlchemist: 9:28am On Jul 15, 2016
shift15:
Since EFCC told you she is not the one, then who is the one?
The Aisha Buhari they presented is walking freely is US. That means the one they presented her passport is not the one.
Or are we saying $170,000 just developed wings and flew from one account to another without traces?

Haba wake up.
Lets pray for the safety of " THE AISHA BUHARI" walking freely now in US, remember how Gloria Okon died under controversial circumstances during IBB regime!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Cameron Finally Leaves Downing St For The Last Time. by TheAlchemist: 8:04am On Jul 14, 2016
LabourParty:
We can also do with more Jonathan.
Jonathan that almost bankrupted the country because of his desperation for reelection.
Politics › Re: Dolapo Osinbajo At The Family Of Eunice Olawale, Murdered While Preaching by TheAlchemist: 8:15pm On Jul 11, 2016
There is something so simple about Mrs. Osinbajo... she carries herself with such humility.... If you were to have a chance meeting with her you would hardly know, she wields such powers because of her simple lifestyle, she reminds me of Mahatma Gandhi in simplicity. RIP to Mrs. Olawale.
Politics › Re: Dolapo Osinbajo At The Family Of Eunice Olawale, Murdered While Preaching by TheAlchemist: 8:00pm On Jul 11, 2016
love4rent80s:
She only has love for redeemed people only, the kidnapped priest and other cleric kidnapped and killed , did she visit them? Abi those ones too no get family ?

Abegi, I despise eye service
Who can please the World?
Career › Re: 400 Disengaged Diamond Bank Staff Protest Non-payment Of Severanc by TheAlchemist: 11:58am On Jul 11, 2016
It is so sad when it is the innocent workers that suffers the consequences of mismanagement by the Board of Directors.
Celebrities › Re: Riot At Davido's Concert In Congo. One Of His Acts Was Raped by TheAlchemist: 12:53pm On Jul 09, 2016
Respect55:
Wizzy dey tour European and America, na congo u see go
Never forget your heritage... DavidO i guess the next stop would be Rwanda.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Africans:_A_Triple_Heritage
Politics › Re: Fayose Dances At Solidarity Rally By Conference Of Ekiti Private Sector Unions by TheAlchemist: 12:45pm On Jul 09, 2016
Fayose is seriously feeling the HEAT!!!
Romance › Re: 7 Places Nigerian Single Ladies Visit When Searching For Husbands by TheAlchemist: 10:55am On Jul 06, 2016
Op forgot to add "CAR WASH"... when you see a lady religiously going to the car wash every weekend and even on rainy days, know she is on the look out for Mr. Right!
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Arrives Back In Nigeria by TheAlchemist: 10:49am On Jul 04, 2016
Lexusgs430:
The man that was surrounded by many thieves of the political class, and pretended like he knew and saw nothing.
Does not make him innocent, he is equally guilty of corruption.
Hopefully EFCC is digging his case too!!!
If not that PMB gave his word not to probe him, the IB would have been cooling his heels in Kuje prison by now!
Celebrities › Re: Toilet Selfie Now Trending In Nigeria.!! by TheAlchemist: 5:34pm On Jul 02, 2016
vizkiz:
grin
Iranu


Make we begin dey sing

Iranu... abasha grin
make sure u sing it in FELA's voice!
Politics › Re: Lagos To Jail Street Hawkers From July 1- Ambode by TheAlchemist: 1:14pm On Jul 02, 2016
Afritop:
So if we buy and we lacasera and we see Kai coming and the seller running away we just throw away the lacasera inside gutter to prevent arrest
The Kai officer with his gloved hands would put the lacasera bottle into a ziplock bag, you will be asked to respectful accompany them to the Lagos state forensic centre, once your finger print matches does on the lacasera bottle you would be required to pay the N90,000 charges, plus additional cost for finger print verification which i assume would be about N30,000 and inconvenience charges for initially denying your guilt of about N30,000.

i bet every police officer would want to now work in Lagos.

Good move Governor Ambode.
Politics › Re: Lagos To Jail Street Hawkers From July 1- Ambode by TheAlchemist: 12:59pm On Jul 02, 2016
Firefire:
Within the next 60 days crime rate will increase in Lagos. Many who could not go into robbery will die of hunger and starvation.

54.78% of Lagosians fall within this poverty line and has been supporting themselves by trading, either in the streets of in traffic.

Congrats to the Nigeria Police force Lagos Command , time to seek transfer to Lagos as implementing this wicked order bring riches. undecided
The life and safety of every Nigerian citizen is much more important than pecuniary considerations. Can you happily allow your children to hawk on 3rd mainland bridge knowing the risk involved?
Politics › Re: Lagos To Jail Street Hawkers From July 1- Ambode by TheAlchemist: 12:54pm On Jul 02, 2016
ProfyJay:
Perhaps an empowerment programme for them or something close or else crime would take its course
If you are not ready to do the TIME don't do the CRIME!
Politics › Re: Is Steady Electricity Possible In Nigeria? by TheAlchemist: 12:37pm On Jul 02, 2016
emi14:
What is actually wrong with Nigeria as people and country. Why can't we have electricity? I am right now in Uganda graded as one of the poorest country in the world. Indeed they country is poor but enjoys 98%steady electricity. What is wrong in my country?.
Say hello to a wonderful lady that lives in Uganda... Phiona Mutesi, i recently read her life story in the book "The Queen of Katwe".... Quite inspirational!

Back to the topic at hand: Until all Nigerians start seeing each other as one with one common destiny, we would fail to get it right in all sectors!
Politics › Re: Is Steady Electricity Possible In Nigeria? by TheAlchemist: 12:13pm On Jul 02, 2016
theophorus:
Power supply problem in Nigeria is Multifaceted.

1. Generator importers don't work it solve.
2.Gas(Petrol) seller don't want it solve.
3. Think about the immediate effect of constant Power supply on the finance of Generator technician's
4. Think of the CORRUPTION factor.
5. The staff don't want it to work (why won't they supply prepaid meters)
6. Think about the Nigeria Factor.


...#ProblemAreMeantToBeSolved.
why also can't the federal government allow each state to generate, distribute and transmit its electricity needs. ?
Business › Re: 800 Nigerians Sponsored By Dangote To Study Refinery Operations In India. PICS.. by TheAlchemist: 9:12am On Jul 01, 2016
splashbaby:
Too late... petroleum will be faced out by 2025. Can he recoup before that time... . Time will tell.
Food for thought!
Business › Re: 800 Nigerians Sponsored By Dangote To Study Refinery Operations In India. PICS.. by TheAlchemist: 8:49am On Jul 01, 2016
brunofarad:
MY GUY ALIKO NICE ONE grin







Believe me, this is a man who realy wants to help this country with his business
How dare you turn Dangote into a Charity worker. He has seen a business opportunity where he can make more money. He is not Father Christmas!
Business › Re: FG To Borrow N395bn Via Bonds by TheAlchemist: 9:24am On Jun 30, 2016
How do i subscribe to this bond offer?
thanks
Crime › Re: BRT Bus Kills Hawker In Maryland Lagos, While Fleeing From KAI Officials by TheAlchemist: 6:11pm On Jun 29, 2016
Government needs to take more drastic action on street hawking. We understand times are really hard, but a lot of robbers have used this street hawking excuse as opportunity to rob and in some cases kill innocent motorist.

Every time people migrate from other parts of Nigeria, with misinformation that all they need to do is to stay on the street of Lagos get some goods on credit from some big suppliers and they would be making thousands of naira each day by hawking their wares, Alas when they find out that such thousands are not coming in they have hard choices return to their state of origin, which usually is a no-no, or take to a life of crime. More often than not the last option is preferred and is one of the reason for the high crime rate in Lagos.


Rest in peace to the dead.
Politics › Re: Buratai's $1.5m Dubai Assets: DHQ To Decide Army Chief’s Fate by TheAlchemist: 12:04pm On Jun 29, 2016
Expect Buratai's resignation very soon!
Politics › Re: Osinbajo, Fashola And Ambode At Dangote Refinery In Lagos by TheAlchemist: 9:34am On Jun 26, 2016
I take the success story of every rich Nigerian inclusive of Dangote with a pinch of salt... given how business is done in Nigeria!
The failure of all the oil majors from shell, mobil, chevron, Agip to build a single refinery still remains difficult to fathom.
Politics › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Shook Aisha Buhari Actually ( Photo) by TheAlchemist: 8:46am On Jun 26, 2016
hero2000:
So if Aisha Buhari offers to shake Obama and shakes her, Sultan is greater than Obama!

For your mind.
While Obama has the means to nuke the world to the beginning of another ice age... what real world power does the Sultan boast of!
With all the so called power of the Sultan see the level of poverty endemic in the North.
#ourtraditionisnotlettingusprogressasanation
Politics › Re: Court Orders On The Walls Of Bruce's Property Wipped Off With Paint by TheAlchemist: 7:49am On Jun 25, 2016
If Ben could owe this much and daily abuse our sensibilities with HIS I JUST WANT TO MAKE COMMON SENSE, i seriously fear for the youths of Nigerian because they have no leaders they can call role models!
Crime › Re: Woman Cuts Her Son’s Testicle In Minna, Niger State (Graphic Photos) by TheAlchemist: 12:09pm On Jun 24, 2016
Fear North!
Foreign Affairs › Re: David Cameron Resigns As Prime Minister After Britain Votes To Leave EU by TheAlchemist: 11:47am On Jun 24, 2016
I believe Britain exit from the EU is only temporary, they will be back.... based on expected end time events!

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