₦airaland Forum

The devil is a Nigerian

DelTel:
Quite impressive!

One would have thought our Vet are only poultry, catfish and dog experts o (no pun intended).

Add cattle to the list they know about. But when it comes to Snails, Rabbits and other animals with diseases and other issues, most of them are clueless.

NB: The patch work on that Tortoise was good, but I don't understand the idea behind using a very bright red material. Is to make the Tortoise more visible to other motorists in future so it can be avoided or to make it more visible to human predators interested in Tortoise pepper soup

This Jersey design is a replication of the Nigerian world cup Jersey that was a sensation then. Sense no go kill Adidas

Bash92:
God bless you for this, also Matic game has changed he his more of a deep lying playmaker this days unlike his Chelsea time.

When most Nigerian thinks of 4 (defensive midfielders) , they think mikel, kante, viera, Makelele, Casemiro. While forgetting players like Carrick, Gundogan, Barca Dejong, Pirlo and even Modric are deep lying playmaker

You can add Busquets to the list

After 3 months of celibacy in the house, I'm not surprised. Congrats to them

Somebody that has won an appeal and the verdict overturned until a higher court reviews the case.If anything happens to Maguire it will affect the tourism potential of Greece, and that they can't afford. This case will die naturally I am certain.

This is the kind of man that will be blaming the wife as the reason behind his poverty. He will eventually plan to use you for rituals

Abusadiq01:
I don't think there's anyone who can eat dat thing

I ate it many times during my service year in Kabba, Kogi state. Once me and my guy collect alawee, we must branch Binti laye restaurant to chop akiko as they called it, and the madam always give us extra meat since my guy na her pikin teacher for school

This is Iguana

DaddyRochie1642:
Where are those Ugly Looking Pots Nairalanders always bring out whenever the kill a snake or lizard

The reason old pots are used in cooking snakes, monitor lizard and other strange animals is that some members of the family may forbid eating such animals. Especially the mothers, so you dare not use their pot to cook what they don't like.

light099:
I saw those clips on FP the other time, merely watching them once, it's obvious she either took weed for the first time or she exceeded her usual dosage of weed.
Funny enough, I already saw people on the thread binding and casting out demons, while many others were saying she's been offered as burnt offering by G boys. Africans no dey tire for their stale superstitions.

I remember way back in Uni days, one Hostel had it's Hall day party. After all the whole stuff, it was time to share food. DJ was on, dance floor opened while plates of rice with Goat meat and cup of Palm wine was been served round to everyone. Barely 15 mins or so after, a lady suddenly started displaying different funny drama similar to this video. At first everyone took it for a joke but when she couldn't be controlled, she was taken out of the party while some people were assigned to keep watch on her to make sure she didn't do anything stupid. Up till today I'm still surprised, even with her funny displays and incoherent shiits she uttered, I've never seen her perform at such level of intelligence before. I mean she was like a combination of kim Peek and Einstein, while I was all through staring like a zombie, marvelling at the level of intelligence she displayed. Ask her any question, she would immediately give impressive replies like she was looking at the answer from somewhere. I've read about savants and supernatural powers, but before that day, I never knew Palm Wine too carry such power that can turn a dullard to a genius within 15 mins.

Maybe the palm wine had fermented making it very strong. Or someone added weed to her drink. Some guys will add weed to palm wine when they mix it with stout

You were too blunt, the aim is to advice her and not to make her feel guilty. You could have told her that the girl has stolen her role as the love provider of her family and simply tell her how to win them back

I need a very big Ekuke dog, or a cross between an Ekuke and exotic breed

What was the name of the infection? And who gave him? If it was from a female, what happened to her own private part. Did the hole vanish? Na wa o.

This infection can't be ordinary, oyibo village people at work. Prayers
and fasting would have helped, coupled with some of our natural herbs, maybe that infection could have been cured .

There is a way virtual games are programmed, a kind of algorithm that does some calculations based on the total amount staked on the various outcomes. The results that will yield the least losses and more gains to the bookmakers will always play out.
That's why sometimes it's good you take some crazy risks with small investment, very high odds will just play out if too many persons staked on a very likely outcome. The unlikely one will be favoured by the computer program that prevents them from loses

When I served 2008 in Kabba, once me and my guy collect alawi of #9,800 we must first branch Binti laye restaurant to eat this Iguana lizard. They call it akiko, or something close.

When I first saw the wire on the wall, I thought he was going to be hanged with it

It's easier for ladies to move on, especially the pretty ones with character and prospects. Good things are easy to spot. Another man will be ready to wipe all her tears and do everything possible to win her heart without her her making any effort to move on. But most times it's the man that has to start the search all over again, and getting a good girl is not so easy.
A man makes the effort to move on, while the ladies have men that are ready to force her to move on

OtemAtum:
Since the bondage is enjoyable by you, then no qualms.

You are the one seeing bondage. Enjoy your life of seeing things

OtemAtum:
This is an epitome of bondage. Enjoy it while it lasts and don't get over-emotional by the time it clears off your face.

I don't pay thithe because Jesus has fulfilled every obligation/necessity of thithing. I believe and practice free will giving. I can give more than half of my earnings to the poor, orphanage, and for the propagation of the gospel of Christ, from my own freewill. it is my choice. I am already connected to Heavens supply by Jesus Christ, not by my money. If you call this bondage, I don't mind

Kobojunkie:
And the Spirit of God is responsible for guiding you to going against God's own word? Are you even sane at all to suggest that the Spirit of God is responsible for you falling for the lies of yet another one of the false Prophets Jesus warned you against ?

Maybe you didn't get the message. Jesus Christ has fulfilled the obligations/necessity of thithing. I believe and practice freewill giving according to the measure of grace God has given me. If this offends you, then I'm sorry. peace.

My Lord Jesus has set me free and I am free indeed. I am not under any curse. Jesus paid the price, I don't need to pay anything for all he has given to me freely.
For I know the grace of my Lord Jesus Christ, though He was rich He became poor, that we through His poverty might be rich.
I know God loves me, because He loves a cheerful giver. I give to the poor and as well to the body of Christ for the advancement of the gospel and charity works. This I do willingly and joyfully according to the measure of grace God has given me. I can even give my all, not just one tenth. I am not compelled to do what I do and how I do it by any man. The Holy Spirit is my guide and my director. Christ in me the hope of glory

reidkrugger:
Masvidal is good but overated. Everybody's talking about how he boxes and all of dat. Woodley does dat too and got beat by Usman convincingly. Woodley is also a hard man to place a Target on because he's always on d move. To me, Woodley is d biggest threat yet to Usman and dats y his fight with Gilbert burns would have been a BIG DEAL credibly.
What's beating d drums for gamebred is the disastrous win over Askren. Askren would have easily pounded gamebred into powdered fufu if not for the 7secs flying unforseen knee knockout. Askren always approach a fight like it's a Texas salon brawl. Well, now he knows better.
When u fight a guy dat hugs u all night. Pushes and sticks u to d ropes and is just working your joints until he secures a takedown. Then he gradually works his way towards a full mount. Dude, that means trouble. That can make a three round fight look like 20years. Because hammerfists, punches well pulled out and rolled into fireballs and dagerous elbows will be what will come or coming your way all night, most likely. It might come slow, but you can't deny the wear and tear that comes with the punishment. And dats Usman for you.
Nigeria does not have d facilities to train someone for a standard MMA fight. But dat shouldn't stop u from pursuing your dream as an MMA fighter if u start practicing hard by yourself and with whatever u can find.
I think Usman wins this. Because he won't trade punches with Gamebred. But if he does, na only God know dat one o.

It's like you missed the fight between Woodley and Gilbert Burns. Woodley was beaten black and blue, I really felt pity for him. Burns is the biggest threat in my own opinion. He is a complete fighter and very courageous. Also very humble. If not for Covid19 infection he would have been the one fighting tonight.

Aboki amaka

Handy007:
Congratulations to you proud to say I attended same secondary school with you so I could be the next olusoji fasuba
Great merit mixed secondary school sapele

Another Meritian here. God bless Mrs Iduh of blessed memory

joyandfaith:
rule 1. You do not have sex with a drunk woman because she cannot give consent.

But a woman can take alcohol to a man's room, get drunk with him without his consent

Tomorrow all the money looted from the state treasury during his tenure will be ascribed to covid19

Is it advisable to pickup on where I stopped with PHP? Or learn something else entirely

Why are Nurses not on strike? To the best of my knowledge they have a closer and constant contact with patients and thus exposed to greater health risks. Every time they sit back and allow doctors do the fight for them. What is even wrong with the nursing associations in Nigeria

What is all this excessive permissiveness going on in this country? What is wrong with this our generation that we cannot make our voice heard. We sigh, sit back and just accept every nonsense thrown at us

pocohantas:
It is a cobra- a forest cobra. Yes it is HIGHLY venomous. Would avoid humans, but very aggressive when provoked.

Since it had ruptured abdomen, then it most likely died from ingesting your landlord’s poisoned rat.

There are some poisons the snake’s system can fight off, the type Patience Ozokwo puts in her husband’s meal and has the guts to taste it before serving him. Your landlord obviously used something lethal. The rat didn’t stand a chance, neither did the snake.

The snake broke an important rule- only eat your kill. When no be say e be vulture or hyena, why e chop something wey done die?

So, how was it terrorizing your neighborhood? Did it snatch your phone or chyke your babe?

It's also possible that the snake ate some of the poisoned rats before they died. The poison will even weaken them and make it easier to be caught by the snake

And this will never trend on Twitter or Instagram. NNPC nepotism and tribalism will never trend. Only Dacido vs Burna boy, clueless generation