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RomanceRe: How To Find Love In The UK, ONE Secret Strategy by Timoleon(m): 10:11pm On Sep 12, 2023
Reminderz:
lol love? the op made it sound as if they are looking for diamond... why the fuss? men don't look for love, they find their purpose and focus on their mission, and this automatically put them in the situation where they will be the one to choose who they want to commit to from the options available to them...

lol the options you gave seems quite funny... most times you actually see someone who's worthy of your time when you're not looking, just make sure you lead with your brain and never ignore the red flags.
HealthRe: Man Jumps Into Lokoja River Over Economic Hardship — Police by Timoleon(m): 10:03pm On Sep 12, 2023
A slippers was by the bridge lol
thatigboman:
Did all the people commenting read the story at all?
Nothing. No corpse, no eye witness. No tricycle.
Nothing Nothing. So what's d news?
HealthRe: Man Jumps Into Lokoja River Over Economic Hardship — Police by Timoleon(m): 10:01pm On Sep 12, 2023
Na ignorant people full Nairaland. No one knows the identity of the man but they knew his problems
Segzy19:
So he told the people around or wrote a note to explain that he would be committing suicide because of economic hardship abi?
HealthRe: Man Jumps Into Lokoja River Over Economic Hardship — Police by Timoleon(m): 10:00pm On Sep 12, 2023
K
Kenmatt:
From May 29 till date is how many months?

Cry me a River.
WebmastersRe: Magus Professional News And Magazine Blogger Template by Timoleon(m): 9:04pm On Sep 12, 2023
Rikidony:
Bro have got video, if u need send ur Whatsapp no
drop your number here
PoliticsRe: Uju Kennedy Threatens To Jail UNICAL Student Over Sexual Harassment Allegations by Timoleon(m): 8:52pm On Sep 12, 2023
Most people won’t bother to read the transcript. The minister clearly wants the truth. Apparently some interests in the school are mobilizing false testimonies.
Throwback:
But the recorded conversation transcript shows that the Minister is only after the truth and cautioning the student not to "recant" whatever truth that she had disclosed earlier without knowledge that the minister was recording.

We all want the truth, not weaponized allegations.

I just remembered that the social media generation is never interested in the truth, just sensationalism.
CrimeRe: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 8:40pm On Sep 12, 2023
Show us. Don’t tell us.
Rikidony:
Another dick is gone just this evening in Calabar, Goldie by Mount Zion to be precise, this shit is real and it's taking Calabar by storm huh huh embarassed
HealthRe: Man Jumps Into Lokoja River Over Economic Hardship — Police by Timoleon(m): 8:38pm On Sep 12, 2023
Did they start their relocation process within 2 months? If e easy do am.
Kenmatt:
Nawao!

"If you survive Tinubu, nothing way you nogo fit survive for life".

Within two Months now, more than six families have relocated to Canada from my Estate alone.

Tinubu season is the survival of the brave once.
HealthRe: Man Jumps Into Lokoja River Over Economic Hardship — Police by Timoleon(m): 8:35pm On Sep 12, 2023
No one knows the identity of the person but they all know why he committed suicide? How?
FamilyRe: I Want To Divorce And Live Alone by Timoleon(m): 4:10pm On Sep 12, 2023
He can have sex with other people without being tied to one person.🤷‍♀️

Living alone doesn’t mean he’ll stop taking or relating with women. It just means no more entitled woman in the house.
mariahAngel:
So, what is the point?
CrimeRe: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 3:41pm On Sep 12, 2023
Perhaps so. Gin Rummy(fictional character) once said ‘the absence of evidence is not the Evidence of absence’ Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist, does not mean that you have evidence that something doesn't exist.

So what I'm sayin is there are known knowns and known unknowns, but there's also unknown unknowns, things that we don't know!!’
DaddyCoool:
It's amazing how things we initially thought were supernatural often turn out to have scientific explanations.
Maybe Seun is right after all - that no supernatural exists!
Ok, maybe that's pushing it too far cheesy
EducationRe: First Class Graduate by Timoleon(m): 3:30pm On Sep 12, 2023
A nairalander congratulates a nairalander that Graduated with first class and shared pictures.
CrimeRe: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 2:08pm On Sep 12, 2023
jaephoenix:
As a youth corper in General Hospital, Kutigi, Lavun LGA, Niger state, police guys arrested a dicck stealing 'perp' and brought the 'victim' for me to certify him dickless and issue a medical certificate. I said in my young atheistic mind lemme see if this shit is real. Lo and behold, I saw a dick way healthier and longer than mine. I was angry at the popo cretards and wrote in no uncertain terms about the good condition of the dicck.
Its unfortunate the average Nigerian IQ is way below par. If any of these people could think, they would have asked themselves why we don't see pics of these dicckless pubises. But instead all we hear are stories. It may also be Koro syndrome but then would those idiots believe that they are mentally ill?
just imagine even on this thread how many of them swear it’s true. Yet, not a single proof.
CrimeRe: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 2:04pm On Sep 12, 2023
Superstitious people are often close minded people. You’ll hardy be able to change their minds.
DaddyCoool:
Read below. Not in any single instance did any penis actually permanently disappear.
It's a medical condition - the penis withdraws into the body then drops down again later
CrimeRe: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 2:00pm On Sep 12, 2023
The part that is true is that someone was accused and mobbed. There’s no proof the accused did it. If you have proof, present it.
Starking1000000:
I'm not the op
But I'm a student in Calabar

This is true 100%
CrimeRe: A Wicked Woman Starves And Beats A 5-year-old To Tatters by Timoleon(m): 9:07am On Sep 12, 2023
Are you done?
Brandiebird:
Nairalanders and their simple mindedness. Evil is evil and it has no gender! Men are sexually abusing children all over the country so don’t give me that average man bs! They’re impregnating their own daughters and you want to be blind in your bid to feed the “fear women” narrative. PEOPLE ARE EVIL full stop 🛑
HealthRe: Woman Collapses, Dies In Mile 2, Lagos by Timoleon(m): 9:02am On Sep 12, 2023
No qualms
jeromestarks:
They are all evil and a bunch of misfortune.

Man no wan explain cus no evidence.
HealthRe: Woman Collapses, Dies In Mile 2, Lagos by Timoleon(m): 8:56am On Sep 12, 2023
Wetin dem do you?
jeromestarks:
No matter how hard this country gets, I will never assist my family.
CrimeRe: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 7:14am On Sep 12, 2023
No. Do you have problems answering questions?
KingLennon:
Do u have problems with English comprehension?
CrimeRe: A Wicked Woman Starves And Beats A 5-year-old To Tatters by Timoleon(m): 6:53am On Sep 12, 2023
Nigerian women and their High handedness with children. Every time you hear of a child being beaten mercilessly, a part of you just starts to tell you a woman did it. The average man has more compassion for children than the average woman. Just look at the kid. The person accused of dickk stealing didn’t receive this much beating. What can this child do to deserve this much torture?

Arrest and prosecute her!
CrimeRe: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 6:41am On Sep 12, 2023
What did you see?
KingLennon:
From what I saw. It's happening here on a daily
CrimeRe: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 5:50am On Sep 12, 2023
From what you read or from what you saw?
KingLennon:
It's real o. The man's diçk became very tiny like a 2 year old's own
EducationRe: Kebbi School Has No New Mattresses Despite Receiving ₦5.6M by Timoleon(m): 9:18pm On Sep 11, 2023
Evil is a Nigerian.
SportsRe: Pogba Tests Positive For Testosterone, Provisionally Suspended, risks 4-year ban by Timoleon(m): 8:42pm On Sep 11, 2023
finallybusy:
Soccer players take steroids now? Trust the black man to go the archaic route. Maybe he chose to recover faster from a training injury. This is the first time I’m hearing of a suspension based on drugs in the sport.
cc maradona
SportsRe: Pogba Tests Positive For Testosterone, Provisionally Suspended, risks 4-year ban by Timoleon(m): 8:39pm On Sep 11, 2023
Abnormal levels that could have been reached by injection of substance. Or say clinically produced testosterone
oluwaseyi0:
People in sport please help interpret this

Don't we all have testosterone
CrimeRe: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 8:26pm On Sep 11, 2023
kingsolomonjnr01:
Oga is real.. I witness one today in my street... Drop ur number if u need some videos on WhatsApp
is it video of the missing dick you want to drop and of course how it was restored or is it video of the accused being mobbed? If it’s the former, I might quote you on a dead thread. If it’s the latter, it’s of no use.
CrimeRe: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 8:19pm On Sep 11, 2023
kingsolomonjnr01:
Oga don't say what u don't know...
This is the fifth times it is happening... Earlier this morning another event happened right in my street.. I saw it with my eyes
what did you see? And this is not the 5th time. On this thread alone more than 5 people claim they know one person or have witnessed it before. What exactly did you see? Let’s statt from here.
CrimeRe: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 3:47pm On Sep 11, 2023
Shimran:
The questions too much embarassed
I based in Nasarawa Eggon, this incidence was like pandemic. I still got a clip where one of the perpetrators was caught. I can share it with you if you are interested 😊
video of the accused does no help really. A video of the missing dick at least while it was missing and what it looked like when it was returned will aid us more
CrimeRe: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 2:47pm On Sep 11, 2023
DaddyCoool:
But that's very different from someone who just gave a beggar money crying that his penis disappeared, and have it happen over and over again.
Curious thing is, politicians who shake millions of hands have their joysticks quite intact. (Then again we don't really know - maybe they’re too embarrassed to admit their penis disappeared!)
Believe what you will. As of today, no evidence exists. Ikeja is a very busy place and we are in an age where everyone wants to be the one to break the news. Not one person made a pictures or video. Same thing of this Calabar story.
CrimeRe: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 2:29pm On Sep 11, 2023
You mentioned me first. My original post mentioned no one. If you simply typed away, I wouldn’t bother mentioning you as I have not mentioned others who simply gave their opinions or ‘shared their experience’. If you mention someone, expect a conversation which includes asking and answering questions to reach an agreeable conclusion. SHALOM
Shimran:
All these questions just because I witnessed something? I gain nothing sharing fictions!
CrimeRe: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 2:25pm On Sep 11, 2023
For over 40 years Nigerians believed India beat Nigeria 99-1. We are a mostly superstitious people. Usually the validation most people need is someone the know saying ‘I was there’ wether true or not. Or saying it happened to someone I know or worst a pastor or cleric said so.
DaddyCoool:
But why has that stolen penis scenario persisted though, and seemingly ONLY in Nigeria. You can't just dismiss it like that. There has to be SOMETHING there, or something behind it!
CrimeRe: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 2:09pm On Sep 11, 2023
DaddyCoool:
I rather Googled images of men whose penis disappeared. The ONLY country is Nigeria 🤣
There you have it. Might have started out as one of those stories told to kids so they stay away from strangers. Lady koi koi stories and the rest. All old boarding schools had a lady koi koi haunting their school. It’s a good story that keeps most students in their hostels at night.

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