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If you don’t know the actual age of the suspect, no need putting it in the headlines. There’s no motivation to want to check your blog out.

How him prick go stand for front of everybody? All of una wey follow naked d babe, una prick gree stand? You expect person wey Dey under extreme fear of stupid belief to get hard prick. How?

tega192:
When this thing happened to my guy ,then I understood how it works ,Omo them naked babe for my guy diccck nor gree stand ,Omo this world is fill with wicked people

It’s always videos of someone being harassed and embarrassed. Never a video of the stolen dick or how it was replaced.

just2endowed:
I taya... They knew that when caught is death sentence but they still get mind carry drug they sell for street. Chai

Na the motivational speaker wey ginger them good. ‘If you succeed once nwanem, you are made for life’.

Meanwhile that’s how many of them come about their nicknames. ‘Emeka Malaysia’, ‘Ebuka Jarkata’ no actual business footprint yet lavish lifestyle.

That’s not true though. Every body get him own sector. Drugs Na east, scam Na southwest, prostitution and human trafficking Na edo, north no need go abroad the do it from home with terrorism and banditry. Car jacking Na east and south

Glitcher:
I don't want to sound tribalistic but more than 90% of the people spoiling Nigeria's name abroad is Igbo and they never ever condemn it. Its normal to them but the wrongs other do is sin. This is hypocrisy.

prophetfire:
Story for dummies.
Our first female HOR speaker stole everything in the house.
Mama Diezani robbed NNPC
Madam Disaster relief stole all the palliative and money meant for the poor.
Nigeria women left the group chat long time ago.

only one woman has served Nigeria well enough to deserve a trial. Unfortunately she’s late. Dr Dora Akunyuli Na legend.

Perhaps so.

ThatCEO:
The guy actually wrote a petition to the police in June. He probably just posted it online without going to formally report the matter.

They can act on that.

After dem bury am without autopsy. Too much play

I go like know him dealer. The strain Na imported.

Skyview01:
One of greatest?

Excuse me!

Can i have what you are smoking oga Sanni?

It is a very messed up space right now.

ghettochild:
This is the reason why people who knew how nairaland.com was in those days have stayed away from this platform...

That response shock me die. You carry your family matter come online, person ask question based on curiosity, you murder am with savage response. This is one of the reasons I avoid commenting on Nairaland. Too many time I’d have started typing then I’d just tell myself ‘it’s not worth it’ and cancel the post I was going to make.

majesticguy:
I think he was simply asking a question out of curiosity, you should have just explained to him, it's not something that should have warranted you last comment.

E tire me. At least excerpts for do but no, nothing is really reported. A report like this should be accompanied by a copy of the said threat.

atobs4real:
Tell us what the threat is all about

i Have mixed feelings about this one but I believe something has to be done to preserve our indigenous languages. How far this will help I’m not sure. Most people don’t even use what the studies in the university not to talk about a course they did I. 100 level that’s not related to their actual course of study.

Lawmakers in Lagos should find ways of infusing the Yoruba language and culture into our everyday things that deals with our survival. Like corporate affairs, all public office engagements government publications etc. If a thing doesn’t affect our means of survival we won’t be bothered.

Nigerians pay huge sums to learn foreign languages so as to qualify them to go and work In those countries. If we can create the conducive environment where survival is assured here, infusing our languages and culture into our daily engagements will become more fashionable.

For now it’s just another course in the university that will almost not be useful for majority of those that will take it.

Sharpsharp00123:
bro abeg e get one thing wey I no understand for food wey people dey post online

Many put at least 5 or 6 meats, is that how they eat at home?

Cos me na max 2 meat or atimes 1 meat 1 egg or atimes egg n crayfish cos me I dey wonder if this is how people eat at home with 5 meats once

Mine is 2 max except me n my guys wan high then we can take as many as we want but not everytime

Please na like this others dey chop everyday?

as you said, on occasion like highing or joint eating you fit pack meat gather on top food or in one bowl. It’s the same for most people. For the purpose of food blogging though, it’s usually a fine sight to garnish the food with plenty meat. Doesn’t mean it’s all going down at once or by one person. When pictures are done and it’s time to eat, it will be sorted out. (I believe).

The mum is speaking for herself as a mother as she is entitled to as your mother will stand in your defense even if you are already minister of defense.

Yankiss:
Harry Maguire is mama's boy. Why can't he express himself like a grown up? This sounds funny, like mum is his spokesperson. Haba. And having so many own goals is really challenging.

If you still get hope in this country e mean say you dey corridors of powers and your hope is not for the common Nigerian but for the chance to further extort this country when it reaches your turn. Just negodu spokes man of police.

Yahoo boys no Dey listen to radio. Duh 🙄

Boondocxs:
I don’t know what is wrong with we ladies sometimes
A child you can’t give life
Why being wicked over nothing

That’s the painful part of it, wickedness over nothing. Show a child love and happiness won’t be far from you.

No vex. Me and your papa bin dey play with sand that day

Obakoolex:
You no dey when dem dey share sense

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For the same Ibadan wey people dey hungry Na him 6000 people go tech expo? Na rice dem use do advert?

Next thing you know, Ibadan people go begin use tech steal rice.

This thread sweet😂😂😂

E be things. Kudos to you both.

AgubataAkokwa:
Those days, I would sneak out of my boss's house at festac (daily) immediately after the day's work around 7pm. Oga don see me say I don return from work and he don enter him duplex, me wey dey boys quarters go sharperly do everything to please oga and wife and children and as soon as 7pm dey reach I settle dem finish. As soon as I was done, I go blow bike to weigh bridge ikorodu for aunty joy house. Sometimes after all the who wahala na only 30min I go spend with this girl for aunty joy backyard (just gusting o). Aunty joy never knew what was happening. The stress of returning home upon every meeting is what my girl (now wife) never knew till date. I lost my phone twice during those days but I never told my girl. I just Sha have to be home before 9pm as the oga of other umu boys. Fast track to 2023, she's my wife now and she have given me 4kids (3boys and a princess) and I've never regretted all the risks I took for her because I know she may have gone through more risks than I did those days. No be small thing o.
If I remember those days now I go just dey laugh and after the laugh I go praise myself for taking those risks to make the right choice. She's everything for me. I can bomb Putin on her behalf today (Putin na nice guy o, pls don't miss quote me).
Very funny experience aswear

Where you see Whatsapp? He said they communicated through nipost

Smitaro100:
Oga try dey lie with caution o whatsapp in 2001?

He wasn’t effing her mother. He was effin the Virgin girl which is a contradictory statement in itself.

pweeryambre:
Always trying to paint women bad... this topic is about young love. Do we have to know that you were efing the mum.?

If you are interested in helping him, discussbin private and fine tune all necessary agreements.

Is he supposed to submit a professional proposal on a random thread?

Calitoscassius:
So you expect someone to sponsor you just like that? And you claim you will pay back all fees in due time, all fees like how? With interests or what? what time is in due time? What is the guarantee that you will pay back?.

Omodua:
You bore many of us with this Yoruba agenda. Lagos is a metropolitan city cutting across various ethnic groups and nationalities.

Therefore, underpinning the city with Yoruba agenda would be counter productive. Ask Warri people and they will tell you.

If you don't want other Nigerians, we go our separate ways than disturbing others with ethnically based policies.

ok

jaxxy:
Lagos is not the only yoruba land. Infact its not even the oldest or most cultural. we have the ancient city of Ibadan.

The issue with lagos is more political than cultural. Lagos has been a melting pot for all tribes and tax payers are from all tribes.

There is no argument that lagos is yoruba land bt it is also a metropolitan state and that is not a bad thing.

Same with abuja. Let's stop the negative political agenda.

ok

Badonasty:
Lol….Lagosians don dey get sense now…that last election really exposed alot of things

True story. Everyone is now claiming ownership of Lagos regardless of their place of origin.

Well, the Lagos assembly did you pass a bill some time ago to carry out more activities in Yoruba. I guess the last few elections have shown them that the yorubas are fast losing the land to other tribes. By enshrining the language into official activities, they might slow down that loss. Let’s see how far it gets them.

Mental case.

Vinchance:
Pls hw do I follow from Mile 2 and move to Shomolu

take a bus to oshodi, from oshodi take Bariga from Bariga take Somolu. There might be a better route. Na the one I know be that.

I wasn’t holding brief for the reporter I was mocking their logic

thatigboman:
that's not enough proof. I know the place, people swim there all the time. I know that ganaja river niger bank very well. People swim there all the time.
If they did not see a physical human being diving in and not coming back, how did they know a suicide occurred?