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SportsRe: Rashidi Yekini: In Honour Of The Legendary Nigerian Striker by Timoleon(m): 3:24pm On Sep 05, 2023
His goal to game ratio for Nigeria is actually excellent.
FoodRe: What Kind Of Fish Is This? (pics/video) by Timoleon(m): 2:36pm On Sep 05, 2023
Much respect. You catch me.
CandyOps:
Wow! That would be a Spotted Dolphin Camouflage South Perusian Snapper fish. It's is so rare that the early natives of Peru considered it a Totem animal. Also known as sacred animal... and is considered to have abilities to restore Fertility in females trying to conceive.

it would be considered a taboo if you kill it.... If you read this up till this point, I want you to know that I have no effeing idea what d hell I'm talking about cheesy
PoliticsRe: I Get Frightened When I Receive Number Of Workers On Payroll – Tinubu by Timoleon(m): 8:43pm On Sep 04, 2023
PoliticsRe: I Get Frightened When I Receive Number Of Workers On Payroll – Tinubu by Timoleon(m): 8:32pm On Sep 04, 2023
DenreleDave:
Pls point us wwhre he said he receives it regularly in the post?
How much you wan gee me? undecided
PoliticsRe: I Get Frightened When I Receive Number Of Workers On Payroll – Tinubu by Timoleon(m): 7:37pm On Sep 04, 2023
Why are you receiving Number of people on payroll regularly? Na family business? Let the accountant and audit department do their work abeg. Like say Na your pocket you dey commot money pay them. If you think there are irregularities in the money being expended, have it investigated and corrected. You are there to fix this country not play with rhetorics that leads nowhere.
EventsRe: My Friends Wedding Is About To Be Cancelled by Timoleon(m): 7:17pm On Sep 04, 2023
Definitely. The op has admitted on this thread the suppose groom Na young man of 27 wey no get money, yet e no set priorities right. Only thing wey Dey him head Na marry marry!



*** be like Na separate conversation I make reference to. The logic is the same though. Marriage no be wetin person Dey enter unprepared. Yoruba say person wey no fit live for bush alone must avoid leprosy.
KingLennon:
I don't support wickedness but I think the chairman thinks that spending the money on a business like palm-oil business will be more profitable sad
EventsRe: My Friends Wedding Is About To Be Cancelled by Timoleon(m): 7:12pm On Sep 04, 2023
Una Dey contribute to do wedding? Una go contribute fvck the wife?


Make una contribute money give me make I go collect the money from the chairman🙄
PoliticsRe: The Men Behind The Lagos Metro Rail. Tinubu, Fashola, Ambode, Sanwo Olu. Picture by Timoleon(m): 5:39pm On Sep 04, 2023
Your wahala too much
IconicR:
Awnnn our party faithfuls
Science/TechnologyRe: Fear As Goat Allegedly Gives Birth To Half-human In Kwara by Timoleon(m): 10:04pm On Sep 03, 2023
Pictures and videos. Fake story.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Govt Begins Demolition Of AIT, Daar Comms Office In Port Harcourt by Timoleon(m): 8:58pm On Sep 03, 2023
EFABBES:
, you are ingnorance of the law and a blind quliable supporter of evil, obviously your generation cannot afford one block in a building take more of owning a house 🏠 in Port Harcourt, show your poverty to the world.
K
PoliticsRe: Rivers Govt Begins Demolition Of AIT, Daar Comms Office In Port Harcourt by Timoleon(m): 8:40pm On Sep 03, 2023
Mrtaye:
Was it not the same government that gave approval ab initio
The government has taken back its approval🤷‍♀️
PoliticsRe: Rivers Govt Begins Demolition Of AIT, Daar Comms Office In Port Harcourt by Timoleon(m): 6:42pm On Sep 03, 2023
Hadone:
Reason? How can u give ONLY 48 hours notice? Wike and his Wickedness Still impacting on innocent Nigerians.
5 months so far.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Govt Begins Demolition Of AIT, Daar Comms Office In Port Harcourt by Timoleon(m): 6:36pm On Sep 03, 2023
BItt:
48-hours to carry their house like how.
That was probably not the first notice. And as you can see, the government still waited till after 5 months before executions.

This is what happens in many instances. People ignore government warnings and care on with their operations. When government eventually execute they claim they were not notified.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd September 2023 by Timoleon(m): 5:13pm On Sep 03, 2023
Man United 1-0 Wolves
seunny4lif:
If it’s Dea, we are going to kill him but Onana haven’t kept any clean sheets shocked
PoliticsRe: I Recovered My Home In The UK - Lauretta Onochie by Timoleon(m): 4:05pm On Sep 03, 2023
Nonny95:
May God bless you for this submission.

She has 'reclaimed' her house, yet the place is under rentage.
Here’s my opinion of it. I think the house belongs to her. She houses the cousin and family for less than actual value of rent. The rent the cousins were supposed to be paying was supposed to be to her. In places like uk, it’s difficult to be housed long term for free. This is my opinion of the situation.
PoliticsRe: Sacked-nddc Board Chairperson, Lauretta Onochie Becomes Stranded, Homeless After by Timoleon(m): 10:18am On Sep 03, 2023
Coc-k and bulls!
TravelRe: Port Harcourt: Nigeria's Silently Beautiful City (Pictures) by Timoleon(m):
Brownking:
Go and take a look at Dubai and UAE and see what oil money can do, Port Harcourt is still 1billion miles behind including Nigeria as a nation. Don't feel like the government is trying by giving you crumbs like a dog and making you feel like they are doing a lot. We deserve better as a nation and they go do better.
Nigeria’s budget for a country as large and populous is just 1/3 of the UAE’s budget. That Nigeria and UAE both have oil doesn’t mean they both have the same finances or the same responsibilities.
Although more can be achieved with what’s in ground, it’s still going to be playing catch-up.
CrimeRe: Cow Rams 30-year-old Man To Death In Lagos by Timoleon(m): 7:18am On Sep 03, 2023
Shut up abeg. I did not say police should not make arrests. I’m saying police should be proactive. A proactive police makes for a more secured society.

Our police are known to randomly pick strangers (raid) after actual criminals are long gone. That’s not good enough. It’s not good at all. The police can get lock up the abattoir Tk pressure their leaders to provide the owner of the said cow. The police cannot go into the abattoir and pick random persons and random cows.
I can bet you don’t know how things work at the abattoir in Agege. The owners of these cows don’t walk with their cows. Cows roam freely there. A cow that just hit someone won’t wait to explain his side of the story. People who saw a cow hit someone won’t tell it to stop either they’ll rather avoid it.

The question then is after the cow has long gone, the victim has been taken to the hospital and confirmed dead. Which cow in question are the police trying to arrest? Did they hold the cow down pending news from the general hospital?

The police must refine its operations so as to serve better. No be anywhere belle face justice wey dem Dey do.
helpee:
I actually don’t know how I became a fellow citizen with people like you . You people just criticize everything just for likes. Imagine this cow killed your son. Will you still type this rubbish that you did? How I wish this happened to you so the police won’t exploit the situation. If you don’t know that the police ought to arrest the Cow and the owner then you are either wicked or a complete illiterate. The owners have to be charged for negligence in handling their animal. The cow have to be put down so something similar won’t happen to you and your family. The abattoir ordinarily should be closed down temporarily and the safety procedures revised and revisited. If necessary, all the workers will be made to embark on safety training. What is wrong with you young people of this country? You have no iota of decorum or human sense just to gain likes on social media and if they ask you now, you will say you are obidient. This is actually distasteful. Spit!!!!
PoliticsRe: Doctor Who Studied Five Thousand Near-death Experiences Substantiate Claims by Timoleon(m): 9:45pm On Sep 02, 2023
OhuDealer:
I use to think sleep paralysis was your conscious brain not falling asleep as your body shuts down and whatever experience that follows is a weird glitch until I had one very bad episode in my teen years and as I was struggling to come out of it and finally break from whatever weight was holding and pressing before me, I let out a scream of "Jesus Christ" and just as I did, whatever being that was upon me immediately rushed out of the room slamming the door to my room so hard and my windows nearly breaking that my parents rushed into my room to ask what or who slammed the door so hard. It wasn't a windy or stormy night and when they saw me barely alive and dripping in sweat , they both knew something out of the ordinary had just occured.

Incubus are real.
Good for you. For most, the reverse is the case. Before learning about sleep paralysis their experience come in form of having an extra presence in the room and sometimes that presence trying to choke them to death and then once they manage to say blood of jesus, the presence leaves and then they are free. However after learning about sleep paralysis, their experience will change. Rather than see someone else, they’ll be able to see themself sleeping in an awkward position and once they are able to twitch a muscle or move a limb, the can readjust and breathe properly.
PoliticsRe: Doctor Who Studied Five Thousand Near-death Experiences Substantiate Claims by Timoleon(m): 9:27pm On Sep 02, 2023
Just dey play. Mere sleep paralysis will give you the same effect as being in a coma. You can see the immediate surroundings. You are conscious but can’t express your consciousness.
CrimeRe: Cow Rams 30-year-old Man To Death In Lagos by Timoleon(m): 9:16pm On Sep 02, 2023
Which one be fear of victimization for this story? Is the source afraid the cow will find out about who snitched? Did the cow wait to be interrogated? Which cow did the police intend to arrest? They wanted to indiscriminately pick cows from the abattoir right?. Dem no serious.

Cows wander out of the abattoir and within the abattoir regularly, the police do nothing about it. Now they want to exploit the situation and ‘raid cows’ for interrogation and investigation.
SportsRe: Imprisoned Dani Alves Pens Love Letter To Estranged Wife Ahead Of His Rape Case by Timoleon(m): 5:59pm On Sep 02, 2023
Absolutely. Men should carry consent forms with them. Don’t leave things to chance.
Guyman01:
As a star don't get carried away, make you carry a piece of paper where any ashi or woman you intend to stay with in the room will sign that its based on consent, snap it and send to your lawyers whatsapp in case she tries any wrongful accusations
PoliticsRe: Major-Gen Abdullahi Muraina's Family Fights Over His Assets by Timoleon(m): 3:09pm On Sep 02, 2023
Marked
obrian888:
the senior officers go die for the coup, that is what is going to happen, mark my word.
PoliticsRe: Major-Gen Abdullahi Muraina's Family Fights Over His Assets by Timoleon(m): 2:50pm On Sep 02, 2023
The question to ask is why will they take over when they already feeding fat?
ogbonti:
yes, its 2 things that will happen when the military take over

(1) the cost of governance will be reduced - 20 Supreme Military Council Members as legislative arm -

COMPARED to 109 senators AND 435 House of Reps members collecting insane "TOKENS" and "PRAYERS" every given opportunity

so you can not compare 20 Military Legislooters to 544 Civilian Legislooters


(2) there will be security - the military government abhors insecurity, not because they they love the country more than other Nigerians '

but simply because it puts their own survival on shaky grounds - if INSECURITY is allowed, it can lead to another coup or counter coup

which ends the existing regime. More so, when insecurity thrives, they can mistake it for a coup attempt - to they do not tolerate it


..... and INSECURITY is the major reason why food prices are off the roof today, people can not go to farm due to herdsmen

so please give us the MILITARY - it is the lesser evil - afterall - kidnaping will ends with offenders being tried quickly at special military

tribunals and executed summarily so other would-be kidnappers will get the memo fast


IF Nigeria today has security and people can buy food easily - who cares whoever occupies ASO ROCK? na who chop belleful and sleep

well for night dey get power shout democracy oooooo - IF you know the hundreds of thousands of lives wasted under this democracy

in Nigeria hennnn - compared to the Military era- you will know say democracy for naija na scam !!!! angry angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Major-Gen Abdullahi Muraina's Family Fights Over His Assets by Timoleon(m): 12:59pm On Sep 02, 2023
For those thinking a coup will be soon in Nigeria. Our military is part of the corruption (especially the senior officers). They are a part and parcel of the rot. They are benefiting largely from the system. It’s hard to complain with a mouthful.
PoliticsRe: Uzodinma To Nigerians: Reduce Your Lamentations, Tinubu Is Just Less Than 70 Day by Timoleon(m):
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SportsRe: Who Remembered This Lie? India 99-1 Nigeria. by Timoleon(m): 11:58am On Sep 02, 2023
It’s a myth Na. The story will change with time and with each retelling. By the early 90s the story became more interesting with the death of okwaraji.
Demurray:
Okwaraji ke? Na Segun Odegbami I dey hear for dat story o, that scorely the goal for Nigeria. Even the story was in existence even before I hear the name Okwaraji.
Also It was their goal keeper that turned lion while ball, stone.Since that match, the were banned from international competition .

Anyways, everybody bought the lie
SportsRe: Who Remembered This Lie? India 99-1 Nigeria. by Timoleon(m): 11:53am On Sep 02, 2023
Extra grossly exaggerated.
butterfly777:
That's why. It's started dieing down from the middle 90s when television became more common.

Another one is that Jayjay Okacha dribbled the whole team in Germany. It has also died down because people can now watch the video clip of what actually happened on YouTube. And men. It's grossly exaggerated.
SportsRe: Who Remembered This Lie? India 99-1 Nigeria. by Timoleon(m): 11:49am On Sep 02, 2023
Yes Na. The juju was too much
rickleye:
And that was why India was banned from playing soccer so they play cricket
SportsRe: Who Remembered This Lie? India 99-1 Nigeria. by Timoleon(m): 11:48am On Sep 02, 2023
The man tried Na. He sacrificed his life to score one for us.
Xwizard:
Still looking for the clip and the first person to plot this terrible lie. We folks then con dey see Okparaji as a saint
RomanceRe: Do All Women Desire Deep Penetration? by Timoleon(m): 5:07pm On Sep 01, 2023
Adonko:
Sincerely you have said it all...cuddles it's shows your level of experience in that industry cheesy

On a more serious note you nailed it. Some ladies are very strong and so deep down there that they require a dredger of a dick to cause havoc down there.

There was this babe who was dating a ghanian then after we had sex screamed "that this is the first time she felt like a woman..I mean real screaming also when she had her squirt she took her phone thereafter in my presence and called her friend telling her in a happy mood what just happened. Meaning her boyfriend was just playing all this while on her...cos she told me how she wasn't enjoying sex before even when her friends talk happily about it.

What am I trying to say ..some babes pussy are very deep they hardly get orgasm from just am ordinary everyday JOE dick..they need some heavy hardened rod that last long in bed with stamina to do a dirty work down there thereby producing orgasm.

Also you may have this dick but can't use it properly..meaning you must know how to fvvvck properly fuvvcking is a skill so is an ACT meaning it can't be learnt...I mean a real fuvvker cos those type of babes don't respond properly to romantic poem or whatever they just want someone who will fvvck them well and take them to cloud 9.


In conclusion like I always say given a good rod if you have conquered quick release and weak erection the rest is down to the skill, stamina and positioning of the fuvvcker.
you are very much on point.
FamilyRe: Genotype Has Kept Some Of Us Single by Timoleon(m): 2:30pm On Sep 01, 2023
Oya oya you catch me.
Psady:
Bros! U TOO LIE

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