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 Celebrities › Re: Uche Jombo Is Bleaching/toning-photos by timpaker(m): 1:39pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
and then? |
| Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Omotola And Genevieve by timpaker(m): 1:38pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
I'm tempted to comment.....  #that's all  3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Policemen Claim NSCDC Officials Provoked Them Into KIlling by timpaker(m): 10:05am On Mar 28, 2013 |
Something just didn't add up, I don't wanna believe what my hunch is telling me NSCDC=======>> @powerplay @powerhungry Police=======>> @asusual @accidentaldischarge @snitch = #Quickcash |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Roads Are Getting Better- ABC Transport by timpaker(m): 4:30pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
ROSSIKE: When last did you traverse the nation by road to know if a TRANSPORT COMPANY is ''talking rubbish'' or not?Are you always aggressive? Were you starved? Haba! cool down na 4 Likes |
| Culture › Re: Japan's Lady Of Eternal Youth by timpaker(m): 4:27pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
very hard to believe |
| Politics › Re: Nigerian Roads Are Getting Better- ABC Transport by timpaker(m): 4:17pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
 Really?  |
| Sports › Re: Yahaya Gaku Dies In Kaduna Hospital by timpaker(m): 4:13pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
| Like who? |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: $100,000 For 'Next-Generation Condom' By Bill Gates by timpaker(m): 4:11pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Na today? the condom don dey since nah. "wash (with kerosine or fuel) and wear"  1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth & Bovi With Wide Eyes (Picture) by timpaker(m): 4:07pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
OMG!!! they just robbed a bar |
| Music/Radio › Re: Behind-The-Scenes Photos Of 'I Wish' By Waje by timpaker(m): 3:38pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
that can't be my Waje,  Since when did she turn into a str.ip.per? MI must hear this |
| Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Peter Okoye's Son, Cameron by timpaker(m): 5:25pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
the second pix is cute though but..... |
| Education › Re: $1000 For Nigerian 1st-Class Students In Ghana by timpaker(m): 5:10pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
Is the $1k for recharge card? Haba! the money is too small for a first class graduate, why not offer a scholarship for the ehm.. nice try though 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: New Pictures Of Funke Akindele 'Jenifa' by timpaker(m): 2:46pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
she looks good but..... |
| Literature › Re: My Oga At The Top Poetry Contest (over N1.5 M naira worth) 24 hrs to go by timpaker(m): 11:46am On Mar 25, 2013 |
You didn't state the form at which the poem can be written. Can one write on any poetry form of his/her choice? |
| Celebrities › Re: Pictures From 2face And Annie's Wedding After-Party by timpaker(m): 11:12am On Mar 25, 2013 |
Niyisnoop: DZ SET OF NIGERIANS HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CONTRIBUTED MILLIONS TO D ECONOMY OF UAE, Y D YOUTHS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT NAIJA ECONOMYstop complaining... is it your money? No go hustle dey dia dey para for persin wey don hammer. Just pray make Baba God bless your hustle too. shikina! |
| Politics › Re: Absence Of Evidence Stalls Kabiru Sokoto's Trial by timpaker(m): 4:10pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
WTF!!! :oI can't believe this! Why was he arrested then? Oh Naija!!! |
| Business › Re: 5 Best Times To Start A Company by timpaker(m): 3:52pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
mostly true |
| Education › Re: Nigerian Boarding School Experiences by timpaker(m): 3:07pm On Mar 20, 2013*. Modified: 3:23pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
Sleeping in class because i'm always a most wanted at the hostel, they usually call assembly because of me (for refusing to give out my meat at the dinning or been seen with a senior's girlfriend Ismaila and Kpangolo are always bugling my locker stealing and selling my provision to some hungry senior (hope u guys are not criminals now?) Having to stand and watch some scum.bag insult me (your father!) in hausa Having too many school sons and daughters, some of which i inherited from my school mother and father (few of the girls later became my girlfriend) Sneaking out with my "mofty" (baggy jeans and over-sized T-shirt) with my favourite school daughter to club (may God forgive me!)  Drinking water from the ground by sieving it with stones Getting punished for writing my name on the ceiling (bad guys thing) I'll stop here 4 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ike Is Against Legalizing Gay Marriage by timpaker(m): 2:48pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
"Forget that thing Senior Long nails, One day Naija will succumb to gay rights"... so says my grown up School son who is now a gay activist. I hope Naija doesn't go that way and "stick to their gun and not legalize it" so that such people that practice it can relocate to UK, USA et al and practice their disgusting act (my grown up School son inclusive). Naija will not bend rules for any misguided lover! |
| Romance › Re: Interesting Marriage Proposals And Fails? by timpaker(m): 10:23am On Mar 20, 2013 |
LMAO |
| Romance › Re: How Long Would You To Date A Lady Before You Expect Sex From Her? by timpaker(m): 9:49am On Mar 20, 2013 |
Hi, My name is Timpaker...can we have se.x? #that's all |
| Romance › Re: What You Find Really Annoying In Your Relationship? by timpaker(m): 3:57pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
Oahray: e don do jor. Stop pushing blame like it's hard drugs |
| Politics › Re: Bomb Blast In Maiduguri Just Now by timpaker(m): 3:51pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
Do people still live in Maiduguri? I thought its now home for JTF training ground OP. are you a passer-by? Hope no life was lost except that of the bomber? |
| Romance › Re: What You Find Really Annoying In Your Relationship? by timpaker(m): 3:47pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
Idowuogbo: Na wa o! Are u dating Boko haram's chairwoman? Dude man up! Tell dat insecure cockroach wagwani jare! All dis hide and seek stunts over wot exactly? If she wan die, Supply d gun or rope. Nonsense!lolz. I deserve fresh air joor (i need it even if GEJ can't guarantee me that). people often wonder how i got stuck with her, infact it surprises me the more. And i don't want a negative news around my neck |
| Romance › Re: What You Find Really Annoying In Your Relationship? by timpaker(m): 3:18pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
[quote author=@kenyattaMoore]That relationship is unhealthy, she is obsessed with you,wait till she kills you then you will taya very well.[/quote]Don't worry I'm leaving the city this week.... its now a case of "catch me if you can" (I hope she reads this on nairaland before her phone rings) |
| Romance › Re: What You Find Really Annoying In Your Relationship? by timpaker(m): 3:14pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
Oahray: smh. Gals can like petty things sha. Even if a guy dies for his girl, he still does not love her if he does not tell her "I love you" first.true talk |
| Romance › Re: What You Find Really Annoying In Your Relationship? by timpaker(m): 3:06pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
Ada Nri1: typically needy and insecure.Really, but she mustn't hear that, else she'll flame at ya. I've leanrt to lie cuz of that(right now i'm working on a posting outta my present job hood to somewhere far from her and her spies) |
| Romance › Re: What You Find Really Annoying In Your Relationship? by timpaker(m): 2:59pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
1. Always been introduced to everyone that cares to listen as her Husband especially her colleagues. 2. Always calling every 10minutes to know where i am or where i would be (so that she can send her spies) 3. And when i threaten to quit the relationship, she gives back a threat of taking her life. 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: "I Cook When I Like And I Don't Do Laundry " - Joke Silva by timpaker(m): 2:54pm On Mar 19, 2013 |
. I'm sure there are things you do that she doesn't like either.
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