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Celebrities › Re: "I Cook When I Like And I Don't Do Laundry " - Joke Silva by timpaker(m): 2:46pm On Mar 19, 2013
oyibomoses: table leg, i know you are a lady shocked and a very lazy one, let me ask you a question, when you were little, who was cooking for your father. bitch like you
grin grin grin grin
Guy, don't say what you don't know



#advice
Celebrities › Re: "I Cook When I Like And I Don't Do Laundry " - Joke Silva by timpaker(m): 2:40pm On Mar 19, 2013
Claus: Nice one Ms Silva!





Na wah o! Some pent up aggression from our females up in here. Lol!
Dude, don't be surprised. Which girl wouldn't wish to be like Mrs. Joke Silva (even those who claim to cook for a hobby)?
Celebrities › Re: "I Cook When I Like And I Don't Do Laundry " - Joke Silva by timpaker(m): 2:22pm On Mar 19, 2013
No wonder Oga Jacobs is yet to develop a pot-belly at his age cheesy cheesy cheesy




#justkidding

Education › Re: Do Nasarawa State University Keffi [nsuk] Offer Part Time/wkend Degree Programs? by timpaker(m): 10:30am On Mar 19, 2013
I'm not a student of the institution but my friend did his Masters degree in that University.
He did it "part-time" and guess what, the school programme is very fast!

I think he did a Master's in Public Administration (MPA) in Public Policy Analysis (not sure)


I'm also aware they sell their forms by April and i don't know if they have a website.


If you live within the Abuja axis just take a trip to the school and get all the details you need, its not far, I think i should be just a 2hours trip from Abuja.

Good luck!
Education › Re: Do Nasarawa State University Keffi [nsuk] Offer Part Time/wkend Degree Programs? by timpaker(m): 10:42am On Mar 18, 2013
yes they do!
Celebrities › Re: Recent Photos Of Mercy Aigbe by timpaker(m): 12:00pm On Mar 15, 2013
thinking........."What will i do now, comment or not comment?" huh huh
Hmmmm..... BRB got a lot on my mind now
sad sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League/Europa League Draws by timpaker(m): 11:55am On Mar 15, 2013
Barca Vs Madrid (again) cheesy
Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S4 by timpaker(m): 11:50am On Mar 15, 2013
And i just got the S3 on monday... Can i return it, add an extra money and get the S4?
Car Talk › Re: Governor Akpabio Buys Bullet-Proof Mercedes-Benz Vans - PICTURES by timpaker(m): 4:19pm On Mar 13, 2013
Can this car survive an RPG or a rocket launcher ammo?

even a Russian Uzi will bring this car to a halt of explosion

Why all these bullet-proof cars, are they scared of the people that voted them?







#NiceRide cool cool
Celebrities › Re: Eku Edewor At AMVCA: Hot Or Not? by timpaker(m): 12:28pm On Mar 13, 2013
Is she an albino? huh





she looks .......erm...
NYSC › Re: NYSC To Be Extended To 2 Years? by timpaker(m): 12:23pm On Mar 13, 2013
NOPET: well, is a pity that most of u who wants to serve 2yrs with increase in alawee has not experience serving Nigeria in a remote village is. i served in kebbi state. BIRNIN KEBBI, kebbi state capital has no one Mr Biggs or any good restaurant that u can visit and have a good time. thankGod am out of that hell. pls friends is not an easy task. ask those who served.
Are you looking for a wife?
why post your pix here?
Goodluck with it though.






But try and clean that fan first cool cool cool
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by timpaker(m): 12:21pm On Mar 13, 2013
Shollypopz: Chei!! Who woulda thought a car could bleed....Uganda!! grin grin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CrtqZEobJSg#t=7s
angry angry angry
Politics › Re: What Abati Wrote About Alamiyeseigha In 2005 by timpaker(m): 11:16am On Mar 13, 2013
Oh Jonathan! why did you do this to us?
what have we done to deserve this?
Ok, Since you granted an ex-con a presidential pardon, will you please pardon my neighbour's son who has been in jail since 2010 for stealing Amb. Yakubu's Honda (EOD)spare tire?
Celebrities › Re: Soldier Threatened Weird-MC With A Knife For Advising HIm by timpaker(m): 9:21am On Mar 13, 2013
tellwisdom: she for wait na....na heaven she go, go sing the remaining song wey she get gringrin
grin grin
Politics › Re: State Pardon For VIP Ex-convicts - A Worthy Step Or Not? by timpaker(m): 9:13am On Mar 13, 2013
Billyonaire: State Pardon, just like Political Amnesty are political panacea. I understand that many people will be focusing on Alameseigha more than other beneficiaries, so I will like to ask. Was Alams the most corrupt Governor then ? Why was his case different ? I think his arrest and conviction was politically motivated by OBJ to send a message to his opponents, OBJ was also doing same to Mike Adenuga, (although Mike ran away to UK, to avoid arrest), OBJ was arresting these guys to send a message to IBB, Atiku etc. Alams from that experience was inspired to derive a political philosophy which he carefully opines: "There are only two entities you can not fight, God and Government" and I agree. This state pardon, just like the amnesty programme, is a worthy step.

dude, are you saying this bullshi.t because you are a GEJ fan or as a Nigerian?
For your assertion is worthy of sending you to your fore fathers if you were to say this on any street in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: State Pardon For VIP Ex-convicts - A Worthy Step Or Not? by timpaker(m): 9:07am On Mar 13, 2013

GEJ has just proven himself to be a disappointment to Nigerians. For Pete sake Alams is a phucking criminal!

How does he justify this phuck up to Nigerians?

Does he think Nigerians have forgiven Alams for the billions of naira he stole hence the VIP pardon?





Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke Replies Critics Of His AMVCA Outfit by timpaker(m): 2:17pm On Mar 12, 2013
With his legs like toothpick cheesy cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Homeless Man Feeding On Sacrificial Food In Lagos by timpaker(m): 5:05pm On Mar 11, 2013
Fashola is working. do people still do that shit in this dispensation?
Culture › Re: People Build Better Houses In The Village: Why? by timpaker(m): 4:30pm On Mar 11, 2013
Like my grandpa would say... "whatever thing (house)you have in the city make sure you have it at home (village) so that when you come to the village you'd live comfortable like you were in the city"

Fashion › Re: Yvonne Nelson On The Cover Of Pride Magazine Uk’s New Issue by timpaker(m): 4:05pm On Mar 11, 2013
Can she open those legs, I wanna check something. wink wink

Hmmmmm...that last pix. Brb
cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Ondo NURTW Deputy-Chairman Beaten-up By Hoodlums by timpaker(m): 4:03pm On Mar 11, 2013
as if he isn't a thug too. cheesy cheesy
Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S4 With Eye-Controlled Smart Scroll by timpaker(m): 4:02pm On Mar 11, 2013
How will those who have an "half pass four" eyes use the phone (Eg. Ex Gov. Ohakim)? huh huh huh cheesy
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Kill Four People In Kano Drive-by Shooting by timpaker(m): 9:23am On Mar 11, 2013
[quote author=e-talker]If you see me drive by.. Holla at your boy[/quote]wizkid
Politics › Re: EFCC Re-arraigns Chimaroke Nnamani Over N4.5 Billion Embezzlement by timpaker(m): 2:23pm On Mar 10, 2013
[quote author=sagytarius™]So much usage of acronyms has led to the underlined above.
Dude, the "btw" you usually see on net actually stands for "by the way". Comprende?

@op, *sits back, relaxed and watching how it plays out* cool[/quote]grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: Describe Your Mom In One Word by timpaker(m): 1:00pm On Mar 10, 2013
god!
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Is 8 Years Old Today by timpaker(m): 12:49pm On Mar 10, 2013
Happy Birthday Nairaland!!!!!!


Repping Class 2007 and 2009 respectively
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is Sincere9gerian? by timpaker(m): 3:13pm On Mar 09, 2013
Sincere 9gerian is my man as Aboki is to Ice Prince
He's Beaf with a better username
Politics › Re: I'd Like To See A Nigerian Governor Like This One Day! by timpaker(m): 3:06pm On Mar 09, 2013
ride a bike to work? who would wanna ride a bike in naija's hot weather and get to work sweating like someone who did early morning jogging? heck! not me!! huh huh
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by timpaker(m): 9:34pm On Mar 08, 2013
yawns!!! undecided undecided

Please, where can i find sleep?
angry angry
Phones › Re: Yahoo To Shut Down Blackberry App & Other Products by timpaker(m): 6:30pm On Mar 08, 2013


I guess they realized how useless the blackberry app search has been to users and decided to scrap it.

Politics › Re: 195,534 Jobs Created Through Contracts In 2012 – FG by timpaker(m): 10:33am On Mar 08, 2013
I'm meant to believe this, right?

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