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Education › Re: Ur Experience In Boarding School by timpaker(m): 3:28pm On Nov 18, 2009
I also remember them serving us Pap and Akara as breakfast which made us sleep in class, Rice beans and stone for lunch which got most people in hospital for appendice, then Towo with dried Okro soup (with cockroachs and spider) as dinner
Education › Re: Ur Experience In Boarding School by timpaker(m): 2:58pm On Nov 18, 2009
cool I attended Govt. Sec. Sch. Gwagwalada Abuja, my seniors were all bullies, wicked and womanizers. they would punish me for refusing to give them cabin and (most treasured provision) milk, eg like sending me to go  to the stream at 2am mid night to fetch water. THE one I hated most was them(seniors) always sending me to UNIBUJA to call girls for them (with there smuggled mufty as a form of disguise), but i enjoyed it all bitterly.  cool
TV/Movies › Re: The Dakore Show: By Dakore Egbuson by timpaker(m): 5:16pm On Nov 12, 2009
Pharoh:
Thunder fire you for that statement wey you make so  angry angry
angry angry haba, what a bad way to defend  angry angry
Celebrities › Re: Does Rita Dominic Bleach? by timpaker(m): 11:53am On Nov 09, 2009
tongue that girl is a customer in most of the super markets\pharmacies in lagos, where she patronize them for the latest cream in the country, a friend of mine once told me that he saw her browsing for the newest cream in the world at a cybercafe, she's indeed a cream freak. tongue
Fashion › Re: ~ The Nigerian Music Video Awards ( NMVA ) ~ by timpaker(m): 5:31pm On Nov 06, 2009
baby4u2:
The idea here is not comparing them to foreign artist, PLEASE.  We Nigerians have our own standards and some didnt meet it. All in all they tried to look foreign and missed the mark. If they wore most of their/our native clothing maybe we would have seen a good fashion show.
huh huh huh what are our standards huh huh huh
Politics › Re: What Have Your Country Done For You? by timpaker(op): 4:46pm On Nov 06, 2009
[quote author=na_so link=topic=347347.msg4861467#msg4861467 date=1257353588]I dont understand what this thread is about, but the truth is we need to curb all the country bashing threads.

The country is U and I . Bad leadership we all say, but leaders are picked from amongst the people. followership is a problem for us in the country too.

Well if you care to know I enjoyed free education from primary sch to university. Na government do am.

Development is a collective effort. The people must be ready to assist/cooperate with the leadership at every level.

Some of us find it difficult to obey just traffic lights but will easily criticise government.[/quote]cool good for you, you benefited from govt a lil, but have you ever wondered why patriotic Nigerians are hard to find? this is because the govt has never bn there for them. Aside infrastructures (which is scarce), the policies made by govt had never in any way affected the common man but its negativities are always prevailing.
Politics › Re: Kidnappers Free Soludo's Father by timpaker(m): 4:18pm On Nov 06, 2009
Sbeauty:
when will this kidnapping stop in Nigeria? God bless Nigeria.
Helivesinm:
Politics!!!!! Politics!!!! I believe the family must have paid a whoopin amount for the old man's release. But am glad 4 the Soludo's release.When will this Kidnapping saga end.
grin grin grin when they kidnapp you. grin grin grin
Fashion › Re: ~ The Nigerian Music Video Awards ( NMVA ) ~ by timpaker(m): 4:10pm On Nov 06, 2009
pinpin:
maybe some of you should post your photographs and that of your girls. Lets see if u have the taste to condemn others. shocked
nobody is condenming anybody, the fact is that they should dress and look good so as to have a comparison between them and the foreign artist, nevertheless, whatever that needs to be done to look good is worth doing. so her (Zeal) hair is appalling and that pose lack(s) the kind of SWAGS  her fans would want to see anywhere except her room. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Fashion › Re: ~ The Nigerian Music Video Awards ( NMVA ) ~ by timpaker(m): 1:40pm On Nov 06, 2009
grin
nethacker:
grin grin grin grin grin
i wonder why she was not given an award for the most WOWO celeb in 9ja or was it given to someone else? embarassed embarassed
Fashion › Re: ~ The Nigerian Music Video Awards ( NMVA ) ~ by timpaker(m): 1:37pm On Nov 06, 2009
IF this is what we call celeb then im going back to my village to serve our masqurade deligently.
my village Adamma (masqurade) is prettier than this. please dont let this pics get out of 9ja ooo,

Fashion › Re: ~ The Nigerian Music Video Awards ( NMVA ) ~ by timpaker(m): 12:53pm On Nov 06, 2009
huh huh can somebody please tell wande coal to watch his weight, damn that guy is too fat and also get Face a HAIR DRESSER and a nice WEAR cos this guy LACK(s) fashion combination huh huh huh

and can somebodyplease send me these girls fone no.      thanks

Politics › Re: Sanusi: Derugulation Will Cause Inflation by timpaker(m): 8:10am On Nov 06, 2009
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed when will NIGERIA remove her mind from oil. oil this oil that, are no other lucrative sector? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Kidnappers Free Soludo's Father by timpaker(m): 7:49am On Nov 06, 2009
saintneo:
10m paid as ransom

[url]http://www.vanguardngr.com/2009/11/05/soludo%e2%80%99s-dad-freed-for-n10m/[/url]
angry angry angrythat is too cheaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!!!! angry angry angry
Politics › Re: Kidnappers Free Soludo's Father by timpaker(m): 5:31pm On Nov 05, 2009
semid4lyfe:
Shey I no go find one kain high profile politician relative kidnap so?
u can start by kidnapping the owner of NL the bank they paid the ransom to, or your Local Govt Chairman.
Politics › Re: Kidnappers Free Soludo's Father by timpaker(m): 5:16pm On Nov 05, 2009
@ jdamian  angry Is'nt it an illusion, the man was'nt kidnapped he was used as a tool in stopping soludo from picking the PDP governorship ticket and also to extort money from him. think of it they demanded 500 million naira and then to be paid in dollars, moments later it was reduced to huh so de facto, his father once complained that his son (soludo) is stingy and that it was because of him he lost an eye. so i guess Mr Chris Uba came and took advantage of it and , conspired with pa simon to sap out money from him.
 more facts are there in Anambra so dont misquote me
Romance › Re: Why Do Good Girls Always Fall In Love With Bad Guys? by timpaker(m): 4:06pm On Nov 05, 2009
sad @ poster, if you cant beat them join them tongue
Politics › Re: Kidnappers Free Soludo's Father by timpaker(m): 4:02pm On Nov 05, 2009
shocked "SO my kidnappers when are we going to share the money, my son don pay" says pa soludo,
shocked "we have to wait let the money mature, or do you want that your stingy son to notice what we just did" says Mr ADULTnapper
shocked " no, i just want to enjoy my share before i die" says pa soludo.

grin grin MAGGAS DON PAY> grin grin grin
Food › Re: What Did You Eat For Breakfast, Lunch, And Dinner Today? by timpaker(m): 2:39pm On Nov 05, 2009
embarassed Morning: Garri
 embarassed Lunch:    Garri
 cry Dinner: I dont know, maybe Garri
  cryand if there are reminder it will carried over as breakfast tomorrow cry cry cry cry cry cry
Celebrities › Re: Latest Celebrities Gossips by timpaker(m): 11:14am On Nov 05, 2009
grin grin grin grin ;DI HEAR say Cossy ojiakor bin dey runaway from police 4 checkpoint, and as wan jump fence na im her barb wire clip her breast. men if u c milk even police sef stop 4 second to scoop some, I SWEAR NA TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin grin grin
Food › Re: What Did You Eat For Breakfast, Lunch, And Dinner Today? by timpaker(m): 10:21am On Nov 05, 2009
grin grin i just took pap with pure water. hmm, taste 9ice. grin grin
Sports › Re: Arsene Wenger In Abuja For U17 by timpaker(m): 8:29am On Nov 05, 2009
Sam Milla:
What is he doing there ? I thought Premier league is going on.
tongue
Those boys are still living with their parents, he should leave them alone.
tongue tongue tongue bad belle people, @poster. next time you mock or insult my prof or my players i will,   huh huh huh

ARSENAL FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Food › Re: What Did You Eat For Breakfast, Lunch, And Dinner Today? by timpaker(m): 8:23am On Nov 05, 2009
cool cool cool I hurriedly left for work this morning and forgot to take breakfast, well i guess i'll take it as fasting but i can't pray while working. cool cool cool
maybe i'll imagine myself eating boli (roatedf plantain) with akamu (pap). this will do. hmmm, how delicious
try some,
Health › Re: Swine Flu In Nigeria: Girl Tests Positive In Lagos by timpaker(m): 8:12am On Nov 05, 2009
sad sad sad hey yaaaaaaaaaa! sad sad sad
Politics › What Have Your Country Done For You? by timpaker(op): 5:13pm On Nov 04, 2009
At times I wonder what makes Nigerians say blabs about there country the way they do, after thinking about it i discovered that many Nigerians are yet to benefit from our God given democracy either from what it 'upholds of beholds', but critically speaking i have nothing to show for it but my handset (thanks to OBJ)
From this analysis below, state the area you have benefited from:
1. Security
2. Education
3. Health
4. Sports
5. politics
6. International relations
7. Transportation
8. Agriculture
  E.T.C
Celebrities › What Have Your Country Done For You? by timpaker(op): 5:07pm On Nov 04, 2009
At times I wonder what makes Nigerians say blabs about there country the way they do, after thinking about it i discovered that many Nigerians are yet to benefit from our God given democracy either from what it 'upholds of beholds', but critically speaking i have nothing to show for it but my handset (thanks to OBJ)
From this analysis below, state the area you have benefited from:
1. Security
2. Education
3. Health
4. Sports
5. politics
6. International relations
7. Transportation
8. Agriculture
E.T.C


Your views are welcome.
Celebrities › Re: Desperate Nnaji by timpaker(m): 4:01pm On Nov 04, 2009
cool who do you think deserves it?
Celebrities › Re: Best Dressed Nollywood Diva by timpaker(m): 3:56pm On Nov 04, 2009
michelin89:
Stella has always looked too matured for her age. She always acted the part of the married woman even though she was in the same age group with Genny.
embarassed   alrite Stella is'nt sexy but you must agree with me on this one, that Stephanie Okereke is da bomb embarassed
Celebrities › Re: Best Dressed Nollywood Diva by timpaker(m): 3:42pm On Nov 04, 2009
cool it is either Stella Damascus or nobody. damn that gurl is SEXY TO THE BONE! cool
Politics › Re: Fg Approves Construction Of Anambra Airport by timpaker(m): 3:12pm On Nov 04, 2009
grin grin grin Hey ANamBRA! una too dey copy, is it because Akwa ibom built an airport for its people to watch plane fly across them, now you want to build yours. well fasten up before they bann you Anambraians from boarding a flight or landing on there soil.  grin grin grin




undecided undecided undecided very soon plane go dey get accident for up since too many airport don de for east. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Hottest Nollywood Celebrities by timpaker(m): 8:33am On Nov 04, 2009
angry angry angry are these Nollywood celebs (adults) or Nollywood kids?
please think of something better and post. something like this lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Politics › Re: Cross River State Govt Bans Okada - From Nov. 15th by timpaker(m): 6:05pm On Nov 03, 2009
shocked angry shocked I remember some couple of years back most of these Governors were buying and donating bikes to these people (bikemen) as a means of providing employment to these people, and now taking back the spoon they're using to feed. damn! thats not fair. una no (ice at all cry undecided cry undecided
Politics › Re: Fg Approves #200 Billion Projects For Niger Delta by timpaker(m): 4:29pm On Oct 29, 2009
My God! Another means of making more (cabals) rich in the region.
who's gonna supervice the projects?

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