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priceaction:
Quick question: if I hv I inflow of 20k$, intto my dorm,will I be able to collect it cash on the desk or they will give me naira equivalent. All these their policies dey confuse most times.

If you received USD into your Dom account, you have the right to request USD cash at the counter. If that branch doesn't have the FX, ask them to refer you to a branch that does.

Jarus:
Wrong!

I give up!

Was wondering if you were one recently featured guest I was admiring from afar.

Jarus:
Later

Pls change to Jarus

Done.

Sorry. Got carried away.

Jarus:
Later

And you're field is in compliance?

Jarus:
Shared in the past - anonymously!

Hi Jarus,

When did you do your NYSC? 2006/2007?

BigCabal:
The 34-year-old engineer in this #NairaLife made a career switch into oil and gas in 2014. Since that time, his basic salary has grown to ₦1.7m/month. Now, he wants to retire in six years with $1m in liquid assets. How does he hope to get there?

Source: https:///39nGEim

Everytime I read these Nairalife stories, I feel like committing suicide for having wasted all these years in my current place of employment.

A guy was featured about 2 weeks ago and his life history exactly matched mine.

He currently earns six times my present emoluments, just because he realised the importance of job hopping early on.

I know I'm not that dumb, neither do I claim to be super-smart. All hope is not lost. I'll achieve full utilisation of my potentials, by God's special grace.

ogb12:
Good afternoon
Pls what is the best area of specialization in nursing for those wanting to travel out(especially as a male nurse)

Mental health nurses tend earn higher than Adult and childcare nurses.

On the whole, the highest paid nurses are the anaesthetic nurses. But you'll have to gain further experience and write additional exams to qualify as an anaesthetic nurse.

Olufemi94:
Good morning, Ma
Congratulations on your feat.

Thank you for sharing this process with us.

My fiancee is a practicing member of your noble profession (RN. BNSc Nursing Science) here in Nigeria. She has about 4 years experience.

We intend to relocate to the UK.
However, I need clarification in the following regard:

1. Is it better to be wedded before relocating or after?

2. I am privileged to be working here (I have a BSc in Biochemistry), however, I want to know if there are job opportunities for me too over there?

3. Can I work as a Health Care Assistant?


Thank you, Ma
I anticipate your response Ma.

Do your wedding here so you can follow her as an accompanying spouse on her Tier-2 visa.

When you get there you have the freedom of working as many hours per week, as is convenient for you.

Orofun1:
That's the agency my wife is using

Hello sir.

How far along has your wife gone with Adevia?

Thanks.

NobleSeed:
na only screenshots them dey show my guy
The ones way the guy dey do from the other side she no dey show you ooh na screenshot , maybe seif na tinted screenshots seif.

I misread your username as "nosebleed".

Nice anagram.

saphiere:
Life has be so unfair with this gender.

Imagine


Girl --- at least 1.5k to make hair. Boy --- Highest, 500h to cut hair.
Girl --- buys pads. Boy --- buys no pads.
Girl --- has high chances of being raped. Boy has lowest chances of being raped.
Girl --- has a biological clock. Boy --- has no biological clock.

You're viewpoint is myopic on so many aspects.

olatade:
The first name on the list, Abdurrahman Ado Musa is an Executive Director at 9mobile

Lord!!!


What am I even shouting?

Nothing, absolutely nothing will happen to them still.

Businesslist:


IMAGINE IF BUHARI SON COME OUT TOMORROW AND SAY !!!

I WANT TO BE NIGERIA PRESIDENT AND FOLLOW THE FOOTSTEPS OF MY FATHER !!!

HOW MANY APC MEMBERS WILL SUPPORT HIM !!!

A certain vulture griller will definitely support him.

aluyapreston:
Bury Eminem. Bro Do you Know that MGK is no longer a rapper anymore and he is now into Rock music.

Eminem buried him in Killshot. Rap Devil was a surface rap while Killshot intelligently and scathingly attacked MGK, P Diddy, Iggy Azaela and everything related with MGK. Eminem told him that one call to interscope and he will make him swayze. Swayze actually is a movie in which the main character disappeared from existence as a ghost. You know what, Eminem went on to fulfill his promise. MGK rap career ended. He later stated that the diss was bad business for him. He is now into rock

Eminem is not who to pick and at 49 he is really still good
He buried Ja rule career, buried MGK, Buried Nick Cannon (was that guy even a rapper) and gave the world 5O cent, Kendrick Lamar, Jon Bellion and lots more.

however to be honest, Eminem is done for now. he should retire. at least he tried. it is because of him the word "Stan" is now in the English dictionary courtsey of his song Stan 2000.

He also hols the record for the fastest, second Fastest, and third fastest rap in history; Godzilla, Majesty and Rap God respectively.

Thank you my friend for setting the facts straight!

MrrGary:
MGK..

This small boy that almost buried Eminem in their diss

Your comment... Quite naïve to say the least.

membranus:
https://www.reuters.com/article/jp-morgan-moves-venture-capital-idUSL2N27L0AR

Kindly re-read the article.

JP is serving as an intermediary between VC investors and banks that service startups.

It's not going to be providing funds for investment but rather a network of connections and clients.

Voy:
https://www.legit.ng/1434137-lady-resigns-work-offer-dubai-told-vacancy-cancelled.html?fbclid=IwAR1U7Q7UUBtKb_0SEDXsE16WXJz4E5EMJOTy3dRuAAG_iKntpyfvN0NNCJQ

It would have been wiser to apply for a leave, travel over and get settled before sending in her resignation from the job at Amsterdam.

membranus:
JP Morgan, and other Investment Banks, have venture capital division.

I'd beg to disagree on that.

Those banks have their Investment Banking divisions that provide services relating to advisory, due diligence, M&A, etc.

JP Morgan has a Private Equity holding (JP Morgan Partners LLC) not VC.

Modus operandi of VCs and PEs are quite different.

PE firms provide funding with a view to gaining majority control of an existing or mature firm. Firms that are well past their growth phase.

VCs on the other hand are not primarily interested in having majority control, but would rather provide funding to have a stake in early-stage startups that have a high potential for strong growth and performance. Those are the kind of partners OP should be looking for.

Banks and PE firms would rather be interested in investing in an already running company (usually one they deem to be under-performing and under-estimated, take control of the company's management and operations, turn it around for the better and then sell it off - exit the investment per se - when the fortunes of the acquired company have improved).

And it had to be a black guy...

lalasticlala:
https://dailytrust.com/how-communication-failure-caused-deadly-attack-on-troops-in-zamfara

This current administration is a systematically failed one.

All the signs are there.

I can swear that anyone who disagrees with me has a serious lack of knowledge about how effective organizations are run.

membranus:
Have you ever heard of venture capitals firms set up across the globe, which are another form banking and financial credit source. Their major focus for credit provision are technological start ups.

VC firms are not banks. And the OP did not approach a VC firm.

IsaacRocks:
#Storytime.
I Once went to the bank to pitch one of my products (a lean startup under Pantakers) to one of the popular Banks in Abuja, after talking about the partnership type and showing my prototypes and idea, carelessly the lady just looked straight at me and said.

"No1 I don't understand what you are talking about.

No2 you can have access to any facility either in loan or fund from the bank".

This statement almost killed me immediately, mhen entrepreneurs in Africa especially Nigeria are suffering oo, with tears in my eyes .
I left there knowing that God that gave me the idea will water it and those banks will one day come and beg to invest in my idea.

I'm sorry I'll be sounding this way, but I can't recall reading anywhere, even abroad, of banks funding startups at the incubation stage. I stand to be corrected.

Most projects at a stage like yours, tend to get funded by contributions from friends, family, personal savings and angel investors.

Bank loans tend to come in during growth phase. It might be a very bad idea to kick-off using bank loans as your funding base.

Did you have a prior relationship with the bank you visited, for them to profile you and gain an understanding of your ability to pay back the loan?

SenecaTheYonger:
But why would you pay that amount? Don’t you understand its inflationary effect on the pussy economy?

You people will not kill somebody with your voodoo economics.

fergie0o1:
SOURCE

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I subscribed for Trademore's Zion Hill Estate in Enugu. Also made an initial payment.

I later changed my mind and wrote for a refund of the payment.
Been waiting for 6 weeks now without a positive response from them.

Do they use soap to wash cars?

Idol worshippers

TarOrfeeek:



They are clearing road to Shoprite for Annie Idibia.


Pero is clearing road to her pant for Tuface Idibia.


Tuface brother is clearing the road to her father's house.

Bro, you're a killer in disguise.

You'll never see Vulture grillers commenting in this thread.

The scourge and prevalence of mental illness is real.

The sit-at-home order was actually enforced around the entire Southeast and not just Imo state.

Enugu and Ebonyi are currently on lockdown now as we speak.

Lalasticlala, good morning. Please send this to the front page as it is a true representation of live happenings, rather than the propaganda that was sent to the front page.

If Seun wishes to turn a blind eye and let Nairaland be overrun with falsehood, please show that you yourself can at least let truth be heard once in a while.

Thanks.

Ikwerelastborn:
Imo people are the most stupid set of igbos, even their women marry abokiis.Nonsense .we're fighting for you and you're going out.

Stop falling for the propaganda bro.

You yourself know that everyone in the state has rejected the governor (who wasn't even elected by the people), neither does he have their support.

There is nobody out on the streets of Owerri.

Ask the OP to post pics of the environment and not of the handful of rented touts.