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blasterman: Mom said. Always use a condom.

Did she really tell you that?

Hi. I urgently need advice from the BB software gurus.

I discovered on Friday that I can no longer browse through my BB (Curve 8520) native browser anymore. Whenever I try to load a page, it shows loading..., changes to connecting... And just stays that way ad infinitum. The progress bar creeps along slowly and when it reaches the extreme right end of the page, it just remains there.

This issue does not affect my other web browsers like Opera mini, but I still need the native browser for downloads.

Advice is needed urgently. Thanks.

lagcity: Honestly, Yoruba worldview and philosophy is simply amazing. Yorubas see life in a very simple way and just try to enjoy it as much as possible without creating divisions and making a fuss about everything. That's why we don't have caste system like Osu in Yorubaland! It is just too much headache for us. We are very comfortable with differences, be it in religion or whatever. Hausas and Igbos are the biggest troublemakers we have in Nigeria because they just can't live without drama in their lives. Hausa man will bring his religious drama while Igbo will bring his paranoia and stroke-my-ego drama. If you live in an apartment with Hausa man, you have to tiptoe around the house because if you accidentally step on his Quran, he will shout and call his brothers to come and slaughter you. If you live with an Igbo, you have to always stroke his ego and tell him he's the best thing since bread. You can't be blunt so that he won't have an emotional meltdown and whine about things he brought on himself. Too much sensitivity. Always REMEMBER to use the magic phrase "World class". For EX, Hey Mr Okoro, you have a world-class walking stick! and your village is also world class !If you live with a Yoruba man, you can just BE YOURSELF!

Oh Yeah. The so-called "minorities" are also awesome, by the way. I'm gonna marry an Ibibio Wonderful ppl.

Quit being a tribalistic bigot. You are not in anyway perfect. Not one bit. Correlate your accommodating nature with the news quoted below.

Rapist Monarch of Osun State wants victim to remove her Pants in court to show alleged
bruise.
http://www.akinbami..com/2012/03/rapist-monarch-of-osun-state-wants.html?m=1

Monarch’s Abduction Of 14-year-old
Girl: Matters Arising

http://www.osundefender.org/?p=20195

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/04/
jealous-hubby-pounds-wife-to-death/

She tells me a lot of things. One of the most frequent is "Emeka (she go draw the name), you like suffering yourself". Then another one I'd like repeating here is: Kwusi I na e kwu "nta nta". Instead of wasting time saying "I will... I will..." Just do it and stop wasting time.

~Bluetooth:
Who God has bless,no ma can curse.Keep your fuckin opinion to yourself asshole.

What has God got to do with a dance chart or women shaking their bums?

Whenever I need to get updated on hot news or fresh gist, I go to NL. FB is also useful in that regard via newsfeeds from sites I've subscribed to. Other than that, I only use FB to connect with friends.

Jenwitemi: I know that your religion, the very one you inherited from your parents, is a massive fraud. A huge huge deception that is leading you all to damnation. That much, i know because i have studied it's history whch is as murky as they come.

Kindly explain.

Ejiné: This guy stole the post I was about to type!!

LOL. Bros, werin I do you na? I thiefeth not. Neither do I plagiarise.

When you read excerpts of interviews that Don Jazzy and D'Banj separately gave concerning their split, you'll find matured statements coming from Don Jazzy. Words that indicate that he doesn't want to talk much and continue to dwell on the issue. Meaning he has moved on. Hence the new group and debut album.

D'Banj on the other hand, is always quick to tell the whole tale of how he blocked Kanye at an airport in Dubai, before that time how he got a house for Jazzy (in his own words "so that Don Jazzy could get a place to cook beats instead of hanging around studios" and a whole lot of arrant crap that shows him as an extremely arrogant person.

Well I've said much already but my point is that as far as I'm concerned, D'Banj is already dead and gone. Don Jazzy made D'Banj. He is just a clown lacking in real talent. The Oliver Twist video can attest to that (what else did he do there besides jumping up and down and sometimes standing in one spot with his hands on his waist staring at girls shaking their bums?)

Time will tell soon on who needed whom the most and who'll start running around or eventually fade into oblivion. Time'll tell.

Mr. Globe:
My problem is that I dont like when you guys are always associating Kanye with dbanj. Kanye has never made any committance with dbanj whatsoever. Dbanj is his own man. Enough of this kanye this kanye that. Mohits paid to sign a distribution deal with kanye which has failed and it involved both don jazzy. You guys run with everything, you ran with illuminati, now anywhere there is dbanj in nigeria there must be kanye. Kanye really messed up to bring this rubbish on his name.
Btw, the songs ve heard so far from the solar abi nepa plexus are trash! trash. Kill yourself if you think those songs are good.

Over-sabi. Go and sleep.

Show me where it says MoHits paid to sign a distribution deal with Kanye.

Price?

No matter how much I've starved, even for as long as 20 hrs, I can't eat when I'm sad. There won't be any appetite.

I then take out my revenge on the food when my mood has improved. Like the day I finished 4 Super packs of Indomie.

georgecso: Kano State director of SSS, Mr. Bassey Uteng, disclosed that the suspect Ayuba Usman of Dala Local Government area of Kano, was found to be dealing with “extremist elements” from confessional statements of “high profile” detainees.

He said Usman “has been providing very combustive chemicals to the extremist groups and these are the chemicals which are being used to make the Improvised Explosive Devices,” adding that his arrest was a further build up on earlier raids by members of the Joint Security Task Force (JTF) in the state.



http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=161298%3Asss-arrest-suspected-supplier-of-bomb-materials-in-kano&catid=2%3Alead-stories&Itemid=8

3. ZUBY77(m): Quote Post
I hope they have proof that the man
actually suppliers to the terrorists. Many
chemicals are explosive in nature.

@ Harakiri and other posters doubting the efficiency of the SSS methods, it was reported that the suspect was arrested based on the confessional statements of other suspects already in their custody. They didn't just go into a compound, see barrels of combustible chemicals and just decide to arrest the owner.

Ok. Tell me what an individual would be doing with that quantity of dangerous chemicals at his residence and not in a warehouse or shop?

moxamet: Maiduguri local flavor

case & blada - the black and white football
Wamble - cheap rubber ball
pa pa pena(reti) - 5 vs 5 penalty shoutout

L - zidane's trick
show me ur number - feint
Sa shi a talla - ( literally put him in a commercial e.g nike/pepsi by dribbling the shit out of him
FOOTBALL!!! - simply exclaimed when u see sweet football
Durum kange aa - powerful shot to clear the ball away
Kam kojiya bol kojin ba- defence tactic ( literally man passes but ball dosent or vice versa)
Espana - 5/7 aside football
monkey post - small post usually stone
Kwaliya - (literally beautify with make-up) used to criticize someone that holds the ball for too long

Guy how far?! Which place for Maiduguri?

moxamet: Maiduguri local flavor

case & blada - the black and white football
Wamble - cheap rubber ball
pa pa pena(reti) - 5 vs 5 penalty shoutout

L - zidane's trick
show me ur number - feint
Sa shi a talla - ( literally put him in a commercial e.g nike/pepsi by dribbling the shit out of him
FOOTBALL!!! - simply exclaimed when u see sweet football
Durum kange aa - powerful shot to clear the ball away
Kam kojiya bol kojin ba- defence tactic ( literally man passes but ball dosent or vice versa)
Espana - 5/7 aside football
monkey post - small post usually stone
Kwaliya - (literally beautify with make-up) used to criticize someone that holds the ball for too long

Guy how far?! Which place for Maiduguri?

I stayed at Bolori Layout and Baga Road.

[quote author=Kilode?!]"Gba si toroo" = put the ball between the legs.

We call it OC.

"Solo, solo": Pass to me quickly. I'm unmarked.

"Over stone": when we used to play "monkey post" (slippers or stones used as the goal post) and the ball passes over the post instead of in-between the two. This is not counted as a goal.

Truthfully and I'm serious, I still don't know who this Davido is.

@ Seun, obviously, the author is already a made writer as evidenced by the comments from other posters and the quality of the first part of the story.

What did you intend to achieve by posting the initial part? It behooves on you to either post the remaining part of the story or either let us know if the story has ended and we were only required to give our opinion on that intro.

Your response is being expected as soon as possible.

bencobenz: Try waptrick.com

Full of viruses.

xterra2: Congrats to the winner

As for you, seun , you greedy man
You could have called it a tie and give everybody each N150 000

Chai. Bro no point in heating up your blood over a non-issue.

Why not be a kind benefactor and generously donate the extra N300k so that the 3 winners can all go home with 150k each?

We'll all appreciate. Seun inclusive.

It's not like I know a single thing about programming, but going by previous posts and the content of his website, I strongly believe techytom to be the winner of the contest. He seems to be a stickler for details and the most knowledgeable.

That's if techytom is a he.

PrettyCindy: When i took in for him, he refused to give me money for ante-natal or register me with his office NHIS. When i askd y, he said he doesnt want anythin to do with my child, he left d house,moved into a new place with a girl he was dating in the next compound &never contactd me all thru my preg. God was really faithful and kind to me during this period.
Anyway he has not seen my baby till date.when i called him last month to discuss child support with him, he clearly said he won‘t support but if he must, he will take permission from his eldest brother (his family pushes him around). I cant depend on him or wait for him oooo, i will take care of my son.

I'm not trying to be insulting here. I may be wrong also. But I believe he may have seen reasons to suspect that he is not the biological father of the baby. Is that correct?

Zeddicus: Take it or leave it,we are stuck with them. They are bad,the rest are worse and worst.

It pains me greatly when I see such comments as these.

its ik: Don't mind them, MTN are thieves they removed my #200 yesterday. Its annoying I hate them just that we don't have an option. Others are just dead. Over here in the east MTN is the best. If not I would have left them a long time ago.

Pally limit your opinion to yourself. You don't generalize and speak for others when you wish to give your opinions. I stay in the SE where I rely mainly on my Glo line to make calls to all networks and hardly use the MTN. So I don't know what you mean when you say "the others are just dead".

zannie: @Kevin_II
If u had bothered to look, u wudda seen my pic on my profile before concluding. I never said I'm pretty, I just said it happens cos I know girls and their complexities. I don't knw if u r trynna b rude or something..

Nne you are pretty by all standards abeg. Truth be told.

LOL. Nne you went far deeper than most NLers would grasp. Too many points raised in your analysis of the lyrics.

I also love rap music a lot, but my interests are restricted to just a few artistes. Rappers who flow tight, fast and whose lyrics send a message and not some gibberish just to fill time. My fav rappers: Eminem, Bone Thugs, some Busta Rhymes and I've recently started to go back to Black Eyed Peas.

I don't trip that much for those ones you'd call hardcore because I view them as hypocritical. You'd find ppl rapping about the hustle and stress they go thru on the streets, facing harassments from the police, but much of their song lyrics and videos glorify the gangsta criminal life so why should you then complain abt police harassment?

Another I noticed; in spite of all the money and fame Eminem has gathered from the game, he hardly makes noise about bling and all those stuff. But that's all you'd find from these other rappers. Why?

AjanleKoko: ^^
Sorry which mail is that?

My apologies O. I'd gone to your profile page. Saw a link that I could use to send you a mail. I assumed you'd seen the mail.
I wanted to seek your opinion concerning a possible career shift, given the vast experience you have acquired on careers in the telecom industry. I'd seen some openings in Telecom (Specialist position at Etisalat; Analyst at MTN).

What would you say about leaving 4 yrs working experience in a bank to pursue those positions?

Regards.

AjanleKoko: In short you wan maintain the chopping level

Oga Ajanle you still haven't replied my mail O. Could I get ur view ASAP please? I'm working against a deadline of Friday abeg.

Alternatively, could we speak thru my mail address? contactnnaemeka@yahoo.com

Merci.

shymmex: I guess you can't accept that part of the Yoruba race owns 95% of the oil wealth in Delta state, huh? Live with it buddy!

See the kind of things you say, yet you claim to be a non-tribalist.

Who is worse between you and the people you claim to speak against?

Judas, quit being a stooge.

Danka7777: . If they really do care about Nigerians and blacks as they claim to, they say charity begins at home right, let them start from the blacks in America who have lived under absolute subjugation in America for the past almost 400 yrs, since 1620.

I thought their President is a Black.

jobfront: @Killz, you are a kid with less or no experience, why do you always like to intrude when men are interacting? carry time o!! you better give up your fighting for girls on NL, cos you ain't gona get any gurl on NL, you better go and hustle to make money and enjoy a wide immunity with chicks...doing this your fending for girls can't win you a flash from a NL girl talk less of a wink....sorry, meant no offense, was only strolling by....hope you took your drugs tonight?...lol

Pally na wa to you O. Sofri sofri.