₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,510 members, 8,422,381 topics. Date: Monday, 08 June 2026 at 08:45 AM

Toggle theme

Tinyemeka's Posts

Nairaland ForumTinyemeka's ProfileTinyemeka's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 (of 140 pages)

Car TalkRe: Advise Me About Honda E.O.D by Tinyemeka(m): 3:36am On Jun 19, 2012
Siga: Na Catalytic converter...its between the engine and the exhaust pipe...u can verify urself ....just check the exhaust pipeline from engine and see if u find a bumpy module there...u can buy it and have dem mecho put it or better still buy a whole new exhaust...just make sure the converter is there...
I used to think that the function of the catalytic converter, was to minimize smoke and other emissions produced.

What's with all these warnings about EOD gearbox sef? I've been hearing a lot about it even outside NL. And why does it give issues? Poor maintenance?

The way things are going, one may have to skip the EOD entirely and jump to Discussion Continues when upgrading from BabyBoy. sad

I love the Honda any day compared to Toyota. Body design and performance-wise.
RomanceRe: Whats Your Relationship/dating Status? by Tinyemeka(m): 3:20am On Jun 19, 2012
It's complicated.

How do you explain a situation where there are 3 people involved: one has the hots for you (of which you are a bit hesitant due to certain reasons), you are very much interested in her best friend who comes from the same village as you and you only got to know her through the first girl. And you can't do anything at the moment because you would look like a back-stabber (guy dumps babe for her best friend he). Third lady in the picture is one I'd met earlier on and who I decided had all the qualities I wanted in a lady and I even thought I was getting some green light! First day I went to visit, part of what this lady offered me as kola, was an album. Of her traditional wedding! I almost suffered a heart attack there and then. I still kept a straight face. Cos I hadn't told her anything at that point. Maybe I was suffering colour-blindness that what I thought I was seeing as green light was probably Amber **Sighs. Women sef** but we lady still talk on the phone on a daily basis. What we discuss? I don't even know.

Recently, I got to know from my father that I can't marry someone from the same kindred as Girl No 2 because we are too close. That then is out of the equation. Same goes for lady No. 3 leaving me with girl No. 1. I could be st.upid sometimes.

On a second thought, I think my status should rather read as Single. Not complicated.
CultureRe: Ilaje Sweethearts Come Highly Recommended by Tinyemeka(m): 2:42am On Jun 19, 2012
She even looks Igbo to me.

Ondo has a sizeable number of pretty ladies. Judging from what I saw during my service at Ogun. The worst is Oyo and then Ogun. Na talk I jus dey talk O! Jor O. LOL.
PoliticsRe: Cultists Kill Seven In Enugu by Tinyemeka(m): 2:11am On Jun 19, 2012
I was just in the next building when the guy was gunned down at C to C plaza, Ogui road. I still hadn't recovered from that shock of seeing someone being assassinated when I went to Artisan the following day to buy chicken. Just seconds after leaving that spot, I heard the same gunshots AGAIN. Everyone scampering for cover. This time, they just blew the dude's head wide-open. His scalp was dangling in his face. I went home and almost threw up.

What shall it profit a man to lose his life painfully and prematurely and also lose his soul at the same time? It's a triple loss.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Over 4000 Facebook Friends - Does This Make You Appear Cool? by Tinyemeka(m): 10:45pm On Jun 16, 2012
I get your point. I see a lot of people on FB who get a kick out of amassing a gigantic friends list. Mostly from people they barely know. From what I observed, some of these people are physically attractive chicks who get lots of attention and obviously tend to get a lot of requests. So what they probably do is to just constantly hit the "accept" tab.

Me, I just put such behaviour down to juvenile exuberance. Much the same way I feel about people who inflate their number of Nairaland posts (with inconsequential stuff like "hmmm, na wa o", "ok" or even "." Or those who pine about having their topics put on the homepage.
ComputersRe: Do Browsers Respond To Networks Differently? by Tinyemeka(m): 10:25pm On Jun 16, 2012
ndahbros1: Hello everyone. My BB browser has been unable to browse for 2 days now. Refuses to load pages and gets stuck with d blank white page. Iv reset my battery several times and confirmed d correct browser settings, yet it still does not browse. My opera mini browses though. What do I do?
Hi ya. I suffered a similar situation about a month ago. The issue eventually resolved on it's own. I don't know what caused it. But it started after I'd viewed a Youtube video.
PoliticsRe: Angry Nigerian Builds Nuclear Weapon, Threatens To Blow Up National Assembly by Tinyemeka(m): 7:19pm On Jun 13, 2012
I used to think those assembly members and senators were untouchables. You can imagine my surprise when I got to hear of a member representing Ningere local government in the Yobe House of Assembly, Hon. Adamu Deguri, being killed by gunmen.

The gunmen attacked the lawmaker at his residence at Unguwar Tandari in Potiskum around 9am yesterday morning.
PoliticsRe: Angry Nigerian Builds Nuclear Weapon, Threatens To Blow Up National Assembly by Tinyemeka(m): 7:16pm On Jun 13, 2012
Evil Brain: I wish this guy all the best in his endeavours. Blowing up the National Assembly is a laudable goal deserving of our support and prayers.

Though I'm curious about how he plans to acquire fissionable materials for his bomb. Is he planning to centifuge Uranium like the Iranians are doing? That would take a really long time and would probably be too expensive.

I advice him to try the David Hahn method and build a breeder reactor using Americum-241 from second hand smoke detectors. You can also get most of the other elements required from common household objects (though the tritium might be difficult to get). If he can gather enough Americum and Thorium, he could have sufficient fissile material to take out the three arms zone in a few short years.

Mr. Man of Native God should feel free to PM me if he needs any help.
Evil Brain. True to his name.
CareerRe: At This Rate, Public Service Will Grind To A Halt In The SW by Tinyemeka(m): 7:11pm On Jun 13, 2012
But why this alarmingly high number of certificate forgery cases? The incidences are just too many to be ignored.

Wednesday or so last week, it was reported in Radio Nigeria news that the Ekiti state govt through the SPEB had fixed examinations and a verification exercise for the teachers. But all the teachers boycotted the exercise, with support from their NUT. Not that it concerned me, but I was a bit disappointed to hear that news. Their actions spoke volumes.
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Probe: Otedola Confirms Bribe To Lawmakers by Tinyemeka(m): 8:13pm On Jun 11, 2012
acidtalk: RENO OMOKRI, for the hungry child, the old whose pension was denied, the accidents caused by nondevelopment or road and other infrastructions and the others, you and you likes will eventually have a miserable life on earth because for the crumbs you want to eat, you have put others into sorrows.
Beaf, but talk true, are you really Reno Omokri? If true, your job profile no fit any description O. smiley Kpele.
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Probe: Otedola Confirms Bribe To Lawmakers by Tinyemeka(m): 8:09pm On Jun 11, 2012
Jenams: ¶ dnt understand wat all dis hulabaloo Ȋ̝̊̅s abt. Show us †ЂΞ video b4 cryin blue murder! If we nor see video where farouk dey collect dollars, otedola shud be sent straight τ̅o jail for defarmation of character & petroleum subsidy fraud. Until we see †ЂΞ video, ¶ call on GEJ τ̅o speedily prosecute every single individual indicted in ∂α† probe report!
cheesy This Otedola guy no try at all. Why him no go upload the video for Youtube or even tubidy sef?

Crappy noisemakers. Nothing would come out of all these eventually. That's the painful part. Bloody rogues. What has happened to Hernan Hembe and co after all the noise made about prosecution? This nation is really sick. angry
BusinessRe: Marilyn-Joan Obiora Of Diamond Bank Stole 125 Million Naira by Tinyemeka(m): 4:18pm On Jun 10, 2012
On a side-note I don't think the bank handled the PR aspect properly. Frauds do occur in banks and the management work hard to control the situation and ensure that the news is not escalated in the public domain. Might create the impression that depositors monies are not safe.

Well, na dem sabi. Werin consain mai suya with Dana air?
BusinessRe: Marilyn-Joan Obiora Of Diamond Bank Stole 125 Million Naira by Tinyemeka(m): 4:07pm On Jun 10, 2012
vc online: That's a kind of lady I want to marry, very smart!
She's in police custody. She's not that smart na!
TravelRe: Blackout At Abuja Airport Prevents Planes From Landing by Tinyemeka(m): 9:02pm On Jun 09, 2012
berem: dem for use torch or rechargeable lantern na! s.t.u.p.i.d people. mtscheeew!
Laaffs. Berem, I strongly doubt you to be female.
FamilyRe: Dog Rescues Abandoned Baby In Ghana- Awesome Story by Tinyemeka(m): 8:45pm On Jun 09, 2012
PetroDolla: Ghana is a million times better than that shitty contraption destined-for-the dustbin. your country should be competing with somalia and the likes for the failed nation title. if not for oil your wretched country would have been a million times worse than somalia and afhanistan put together.

let me give you an idea of how bleeped up nigeria is. I bet some of the testimonies you hear in church in your accursed country these days can sound like these. 'praise the Lord, I had a naming ceremony for my son on saturday and there was no power outage for the two hours the ceremony lasted. Another comes in, praise the Lord I travelled to the east and kidnappers and ritualists did not see me. grin Another one will say, 'I travelled by air to maiduguri and my plane did not crash, and even more importantly, I escaped the bombs of boko haram.'

Look, for a citizen of a country that cannot provide common electricity nor guarantee lives and property of its citizens you really don't deserve my attention. Go look for somalis and afgans to rub shoulders with. grin grin grin
Bro cool down. E don do. Ghana is far bigger and better than Naija abi? Point noted.
FamilyRe: Dog Rescues Abandoned Baby In Ghana- Awesome Story by Tinyemeka(m): 8:37pm On Jun 09, 2012
Just thinking O. I wonder if the story'd have been the same if that doggie was a Dobberman, pit-bull or rottweiler. smiley
Car TalkRe: Big Daddy Camry (2003 - 2006): Why Don't People Like It? by Tinyemeka(m): 9:56am On Jun 08, 2012
inspired_m: The Car is Popularly Called "BIG DADDY" or "BIG For NOTHING".

the Vehicle is Unnecessarily Spacious, the Trunk Can Contain a Large COW.

LOL. Very funny. Your description of the car's trunk space.

I like the car's exterior and spacious interior. However, I feel the car's dashboard looks too spartan and plain. Very few controls and frills. I believe that is why people refer to it as "Big for Nothing".
TravelRe: Dana Air Is Not An Indian Company by Tinyemeka(m): 8:14am On Jun 08, 2012
Kobojunkie: Well, the world now knows that there are lots of Racists in Nigeria.
TravelRe: Dana Air Is Not An Indian Company by Tinyemeka(m): 7:21am On Jun 08, 2012
Kobojunkie: Well, the world now knows that there are lots of Racists in Nigeria.
You never cease to infuriate people with every single one of your posts. It's amazing how you do it. Makes me sometimes wonder if you are really a Nigerian. But are you? Truly?

Read this article first before you consider spewing further rubbish.

www.thewillnigeria.com/business/14480-Uncovered-The-Irregularities-Dana-Airlines-Registration-And-Operation.html
Music/RadioRe: D'banj Featured In 'Mercy' Kanye West's New Video by Tinyemeka(m): 10:16pm On Jun 07, 2012
ideylaff: [color=#000099]I understand the industry.., and this is no cameo apperance....in my books

its like hey u wanna be in the video...come hop along

even if Dbanj wants the big stage, bigger fame and world wide covereage... nor be to be like ds now

He should ask himself the following questions

1. What has Kanye done with the boys he met @ Good Music careerwise other than use then as ego boosting, I have my own crew people

2. None of the boys don get real or solid banging album.ever under the label..

3. So Dbanj is/must be on the queue for now

4. Also he said his deal with Good Music is not just an artist but a co venture..ds looks like a "yes sir/kanye venture to me oo"

No wonder hes about to do collabo with Sarkodi to stay relevant in afriuca wia he belongs....is that what he wants to sell in the States/worldwide

Oliver twist was a success cos it had the catchy beats and he needs to step up or he will be a paserbye oooo

Even Kanyes imposed end of Oliver Twist Appereance was better than this... Kanye was not on set we know that, its was superimposed by the Video Director lovely boy/director (Ses baba) 'Sesan Ogunro" [b]

Wake up Dbanj....ur not a rapper....
Wow!! You mean Kanye wasn't actually standing beside D'Banj towards the end of that Oliver Twist video?! Guess I don't know what to say.
TV/MoviesRe: Why Is Goldie Of Bigbrother Like This? by Tinyemeka(m): 7:00pm On Jun 07, 2012
What is Goldie? Is it a kind of metal? undecided
I understand the Big Brother part. It's those Government people from George Orwell's book "1984" right?
TravelRe: Crashed Plane Not Faulty - Dana Management by Tinyemeka(m): 6:41pm On Jun 07, 2012
musiwa.,:
I think they crash that that plane. You see after nearly 100 bombing by Northerners how can you say they want you. They say, they want to leave, let them leave. Can you sleep with a woman by force. No. So if tinubu want to sell oando oil. Do every Yoruba or nigeria person have to die for tinubu money or Mike Adenuga money or for one yeye newspaper to make money.

Look the navigation aid use most have had remote access from abuja. Which is normal in all system for protection. Where do Boko Haram leave Abuja. They are not happy with you. What do you expect from people who bomb you 100 times..

It is only a fool that remain in a country after 100 bombing.. i have said over and over break up Nigeria. it is the only solution.

Most of your are not educated.. When you people go and read art uko.. Your lifes are in dangers from Airport to even your cars and banks. Abuja (boko Haram control everything) so they can kill all of you any time they want.

That why I said break up Nigeria. You hospital have system that can be hack, transportation and others..

And you have Boko haram (abuja controlling it) what do you think will happen to you. you are all going to die.

Look they tried to frame me for arm importation this is how desperate they are..

Do you know anyone who want to be minority.. Instead of talking about break up of Nigeria, you are talking of one yeye things like Goodluck 2015, Buhari 2015, El rufia 2015, fashola 2015 or tinubu or oando oil or globacom etc.. You people are sick in the head..

Even if Jonathan resign, is sambo, david mark and aminu not part of Goodlcuk govt. if they were the solution to nigeria problem. tell me why do you think Nigeria have problem. they are not the solution to Nigeria problem.

It shoul not be about anyone selfishness to get power and call himself president of Nigeria.. It should not be Goodluck or Buhari or fashola.. It should be about how to protect people.

they brough down that plane because of the satellite pictures.. they may have taken control of the plane system from abuja or kano.. they have power to do that, since all your system are link together. and all the base are in the north. They can kill any of you, any time.

You have to hand over all airport to state.. compare katsina state airport to Katsina university. Does it look like katsina state govt can not control the airport. They can control the airport. You hand over all airport to state like it is done all over the world. there is no where federal govt control airport. It is not safe to have federal govt control it.

even over here airport are so sensitive.. Now image MOSSOB or MEND been send to hand kano airport. How many people will die in Kano..

they most have log on to a remote access from the north and crash the plane. they hack my phone and they can track you with the phone.. since they control everything from abuja.. so I shut down the phone.


After people bomb you 100 times how can you still think Nigeria can be one.. Only a fool thinks nigeria will remain one. If they are so bold to bomb the united nation office, do you think Northerners are not ready to kill any of You. they will kill you.


The only solution is to break up Nigeria. How many muslim do you know wear military boot to prayer.... See picture.. and you think they will not fight you. you people are fool. over 100 bombing and you still believe in Nigeria. you are a mugu.. wake up idioot. and smell your gravel.

Do muslim wear military boot to prayer.. mugu
Ask any military man . Nigeria is already in a civil war..

https://mw2.google.com/mw-panoramio/photos/medium/28999184.jpg
https://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6579/yaul.jpg

https://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8017/60568713.jpg
I sincerely wished that you would speak English brother. sad
Christianity EtcRe: Do Human Clones Have Souls? by Tinyemeka(m): 1:15am On Jun 07, 2012
logicboy: Fail....S.perm is needed. Try again
Go and read up the process of cloning. Perhaps what you unwittingly have in mind is In Vitro fertilization.

As for the OP's question, I believe the answer is yes. A clone is an "offspring" of a living human cell. Much the same way as the embryo (and by extension the baby or human) being a product of a s.perm cell and ovum. So clones also have souls.
RomanceRe: Guys What Part Of Your House Impresses Your Ladies The Most? by Tinyemeka(m): 6:19pm On Jun 04, 2012
ayobase: Cant add or subtract!
According to Slimyem, to be a better player, u should leave somethings untidy....like u mentioned above.
It gives the lady a sense of contribution to ''homekeeping''
Hmmmm... Housekeeping huh? Ok. I get. But would every visiting lady be in the mood for a bit of housekeeping?
RomanceRe: Guys What Part Of Your House Impresses Your Ladies The Most? by Tinyemeka(m): 11:57am On Jun 04, 2012
slimyem: whether it is male-ruggedness or laziness,it doesnt matter.I,(slimyem) dont like all too tidy guys.
Simple.
Now,what else were you yapping about?
My other yappings? Bone that one. Talk for another day. What's your issues with "all too tidy" guys? Scared that they'd be too neat for you?
RomanceRe: Guys What Part Of Your House Impresses Your Ladies The Most? by Tinyemeka(m): 10:53pm On Jun 03, 2012
slimyem: if you don't have the 'male ruggedness' then i guess you don't have it.
Its vague and i can't place words to describe it.
That i said i don't like all too tidy guys doesnt not mean other girls wouldn't.
Don't try to be what you are not.
Be yourself and someone will like you just the way you are..cheesy
Nne come out straight abeg. You sub-consciously associate guys with being an untidy lot. The usual home theatre with wires sprawled all about the TV area. Maybe a well-stocked kitchen with some dirty dishes stacked in one corner of the sink? Not all guys are like that. And it's not a 'male-ruggedy" thing. It's just plain laziness, that's all.

That said, my sitting room is the best part of my crib. I put time and money to making sure that I always feel relaxed anytime I come back in the evening. I have this challenge of always keeping my own room well-tidied at all times. One shirt or two'll eventually be left lying on the bed or chair at one point or the other. No matter how hard I try. sad The sitting room is definitely the best part. I get apprehensive sometimes, abt letting chicks come visit at my place.
TravelRe: Crashed Dana Airplane's Manifest by Tinyemeka(m): 9:57pm On Jun 03, 2012
Youngsage: Just heard that most of the dead Dana
passengers are reportedly
loyola jesuit parents who
went for visiting day.
Loyola Jesuit again? How true is your source?
TravelRe: Crashed Dana Airplane's Manifest by Tinyemeka(m): 9:55pm On Jun 03, 2012
There are some events that leave one too sorrowful and shocked. My sympathies go out to the bereaved. Losing a loved one is a very painful thing. Having just charred remains to bury is just unimaginable. Just too sad. So sorry.

At the risk of sounding callous (which I don't wish to appear to be) and stu.pid, I didn't like the number of Anyenes I saw registered on that flight. They should not all have gone on that flight. There are some decisions a father has to take, which he doesn't have to bother explaining or letting the rest of the family be aware of. They shouldn't have all taken the same flight. Not that they were trying to avoid an accident. Just precaution.
PhonesRe: Nigerians May Just Save Blackberry From Extinction by Tinyemeka(m): 1:25pm On Jun 03, 2012
onome25: my brother though i share in ur opinion but i disagree on comment on the nokia n900.
"i'm not rating my self though" but as a profesional HACKER, ur n900 will even browse free without credit & mb.
i.m a software developer & anything that got to do with satellite communication.i have used n900 b4 & it provides alot.just meet any one who knows how to hack & u.ll enjoy the nokia tnx.
Hey bro! Kindly advise on how I'm to do it. The N900 has since been relegated to being a multimedia device and for just calls. Totally depressing. How can I browse with it at a reasonable cost abeg?

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 (of 140 pages)