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Mrhod: This is 2 show dat most bankers are criminals. God will continue 2 xpose dem.

Explain.

Do you notice something? Out of two pages of comments, I doubt if up to 3 females have said anything.

I wonder why? Hmmm...

Chinom: How do you define beauty ?. Chibundu is in no way ugly. You just get badbelle for an upwardly mobile, fine Igbo babe.
Post your chimp shots let's compare.

Haha! Me ya ozo!

Billyonaire: Auto: Shift Gear to N, then apply aux (hand) break and steer towards service lane. Dont panic.
Manual: Shift Gear to N, Match Clutch, Apply Hand break and steer towards service lane. Dont panic.

Guy! I beg to differ O. I don't know about the Auto. But for manual, when on high speed and you pull the hand brake, the car may roll over. I think it is safer to downshift to Gear 1, that is if you have have sufficient space. The lower gear would force the car to slow down to manageable speed (approx 25kmph).

I think it's safer to use d handbrake at this stage.

Talking about failed brakes, a cement coy truck experienced the same issue this morning around 9am @ 9th Mile corner. The driver just rammed the vehicle into the entrance gate of one bank building. Nobody was hurt fortunately.

Don't understand what you mean by raw files. But I use the App manager. It populates all the apps for you to download. I'm just pissed that I can't install Opera mini yet. Opera mini 11 conflict with Maemo 5.

But the phone is wicked!

Use App Mgr.

Dimples 316: Of course Uboma, what trips me won't trip every lady.

This is my personal list and I was only speaking for myself.

But to a large extent women do love No 3 i.e the head on your chest thing.

No vex. But what if my chest ain't that hairy nko? Not all guys are hirsute.

[quote author=Ejiné]Goodluck to them... They'll be needing lots of it.[/quote]Abi "needing lots of him". LOL

Babasessy: Revealed!
Dangote Supported Oshiomhole's Re Election With N900m!

Information filtering just revealed one of the major backers of the successful re election bid of Governor of Edo State, Adams Oshiomhole.

The individual is business giant- Alhaji Aliko Dangote.

Informants claimed the Chairman of Dangote group supported the relected state helmsman with all of N900m for the just concluded exercise.

If the story is actually true, this the way I see it: Dangote already knew that Oshiomole would emerge winner. There is an investment in Edo which he wishes to expand aggressively. So he donates that money (of course given the amount, he'd want it done secretely). Money is "donated" under the guise of supporting the re-election, but is actually to endear him to Oshiomole. Oshiomole wins and Dangote eventually approaches him with his own business expansion proposal which Osho can't refuse. That money'll also ensure that Dangote remains Osho's best friend for a loooong while. So it's more businesses and concessions for Dangote.

I believe this has nothing to do with any ACN/PDP story. It's pure business relationship.

Truth be told, I don't like what I saw about the state of the buildings in the background.

For a man who sacked non-indigenes employed in the state's civil service under the guise of securing funds to pay the new minimum wage, that tells something about the man's character and intelligence. Construction projects done in the state are monopolized by his son's company. Choice landed properties are being gobbled up daily by the man using state funds and he is here casting blames on HIS own appointees. Yet calls himself a leader. The man has the highest number of billboards I've seen of state governors (advertising his nickname).

If I remember correctly, while he was chief of staff to the then Gov Orji U Kalu, he was actually in EFCC custody when "elections" were held that saw him emerging as governor. I don't know how he got out (probably on bail) but he ran to Umuahia, was sworn-in and could not be prosecuted because of the immunity clause.

If he is not careful, I see him going the way of Ibori, because he seems to lack the restraint that should be displayed by someone who is a crass under-performer and who is definitely an enemy of everyone except maybe his Umunna and family. Even some Ibeku people are already disappointed in him.

The guy is just disappointment personified.

callydon: 25 Rules of driving in Lagos

9. Never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless he flings himself under the wheels of your car.


11. Learn to swerve abruptly. In Lagos, potholes (and sometimes car-holes) are put in key locations to test drivers’ reflexes and shock absorbers,( I saw one man fishing in one of the potholes last week).


19. Similarly, never attempt to give hand signals. Lagos drivers, unused to such courtesies, will think you are making obscene gestures to them. This could be very bad for you in Lagos.


21. At any given time, do not stand on the zebra crossing expecting traffic to yield to you, or else you will have to explain to the on coming traffic whether you look like a zebra.

22. Speed limits are arbitrary figures posted only to make you feel guilty.

25. Above all, keep moving. Even with a flat tyre!!!

HORNING IN LAGOS
Horn’ when someone executes a dangerous maneouvre.

‘Horn’ when you’re about to move off.

‘Horn’ when you’re about to overtake.

‘Horn’ when someone is about to overtake you.

‘Horn’ when turning into a road.

‘Horn’ when emerging from a road.

‘Horn’ back when someone horns at you. It’s considered good etiquette.

‘Horn’ when you hear a chorus of horns. Don’t worry if you don’t know what all the ‘horning’ is about.

‘Horn’ when you’re happy.

‘Horn’ to the beat when you’re playing music in your car.

Good luck, as you expeditiously navigate through Lagos and hustle and bustle!

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)). Abeg oooo!!

Those quoted ones had me laughing in public like one stu.pid mumu.

No kill me O abeg.

yommy2sure: make ur friend try me too....no be mouth o...yommyunlimited@ovi.com

Pally you've failed already.

Acidosis: I'm always eager to open any thread I see Dangote. He's the why I'm here.

*walks out of thread*

Same as me. Lost interest immediately after the first pic.

[quote author=tpia@]wahala dey.[/quote]I tire. What do they even mean by "...USD1bn and counting"?

I was made to believe that just before his death, MJ had almost gone bankrupt. Now I'm hearing this amount. Well na dem sabi.

Jermaine and co sef should be ashamed of themselves. Going this dirty way. As for their dada, MJ never had much love for him.

jimmy4x: See ds Olodo o, it's 'demands' not demand
#choi

See this bunkum O! Werin you write for ya signature? It is spelled 'strength' and not 'strenght'.

Has production of the movie been completed? Release date?

Chanchit: Ndigbo kwenu....! Choi
kwenu....! Choi
kwezionu eeeee....! Choooooi
oya dismiss him kia kia.....
This is the hand work of my enemies....

I've said it before and I'll still check other threads to be doubly sure.

The first post that has ethnic or tribal prejudice in any thread VERY MOST LIKELY would come from a Yoruba. I still have to confirm this from other threads.

Self-restraint is a strength and virtue. A lot of people might have read this story and not think and say these things you posted.

Info on the tablet

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Apples shrinking in size? Damn this global warming business! And I warned those farmers not to dabble with GM foods.

Biggyd2: The government is working! Soon Nigerians will be banned from Bakassi as well. And people are still busy eating cassava bread!

Have you to your knowledge eaten cassava bread before?

Were the twins the only casualties of the attack? BTW I don't think they were killed because they were twins. It's unfortunate both of them happened to be at the wrong place together, at the wrong time. So sad.

If these terrorists were truly religious, they'd have observed their fasting in peace. They are all just a bunch of glue-sniffing, Indo-chewing thugsters and hate-filled murderers.

Stuff doesn't seem that funny to me.

Ok. Two colleagues of mine are also pregnant.

She's pregnant and so? Why didn't they also broadcast when the pregnancy was conceived?

Monkey business.

[quote author=mikolo.007]This list is so bogus,the EU and Naij.com should keep quiet. How can the Congo Dr have 36 Air carriers?,even if you add the two Congo together they don't have up to 20 Airliners. The same goes to the rest,Some even have 1 Airline operating in the country,not to talk of flying the EU Airspace.They should park well joor!!!.
www.planespotters.net/Airline/Country/ for more Info.

Soft.[/quote]Hmm. Nigeria doesn't even have half that number of airlines quoted for DRC. I wonder how the list was compiled.

Jakumo: The battle-ready troops currently guarding nationwide premises of the defunct Nigerian power company, PCHN, should also be tasked with arresting as many former employees of that dead agency, which never provided ANY electrical power to Nigeria for at least the past quarter century, and making those captives perform vigorous parade-ground physical exercises in exchange for freedom and a state pardon.

The usual fifteen minutes of squatting frog-jumps while grasping one's ears should be augmented with dozens of push-ups, sit-ups, leg-raises and 50-yard wind-sprints, all as the warm-up sequence, after which all of the less determined former PHCN saboteurs can be weeded out with one-arm pushups, floor-shaking bench presses and full-contact karate bouts with military special forces operatives drafted over specially for the disciplinary measures.

LOL. You this funny guy. I can always tell your posts from the first three lines, even without seeing who posted. Comic relief in the face of all these disappointments. It's all good sha. Keep it up.

P.S. I believe you've heard about your compatriot Ayi Kwei Amah's book "The Beautyful Ones are not yet born". Go and read it if you haven't. The introduction and chapter 1 alone should be enough.

SmoothCrim: A f000lish Naija man is only superior to an ANT! THe problem is you Naija dogs are ANTS or maybe lower than ants!!

You are the Ugliest bunch in West Africa!! I vomit when I see you and pity you criminals!!!

Just read your mentally deranged rants at each other.

Full citizens of a country and you can't even move to each others territory!! Federal republic of S-H-I-T!!! You are useless
https://www.nairaland.com/996058/senators-fight-over-grazing-land

Tribal handicaps!!

Pally you've been ranting non-stop at every single post for the past 48 hrs or so. Don't you have other things to do (like interacting with your family and neighbours) than waiting on every single update before you come and display your envy here? Please get a life O. Your life and future is IMO more valuable than this demonstrations you've been putting up.

The way I see it, you reek of envy and bitter jealousy. Else you wouldn't have been so fixated on everything Nigerian. David would always being far more interested in Goliath than the other way round.

FYI "Boko" (from the people who coined that term), means book, Westernization. Bakassi is an oil-rich peninsula that was wrongfully ceded to Cameroon, which is to be contested. Funny that you decided to choose those words as derogatory on Nigerians.

Pally I don't want to join issues with you. I don't have the time. If Nigeria pisses you off that much, go to ghanaweb or some other site and vent your hate there.

If not for all these anonymous nonsense, I don't see how someone would just be... Well, no wahala.

Let's know who you are on FB if you are soo fanatical about your Ghana. I challenge you to do that.

steph7: The area I stay in PH, power supply is relatively steady, once in a while we have 23 hours light steady , on a bad day 18-21 hours light and once in a blue moon 24 hours.its been like this for months and it only gets bad when there is a fault. Nigeria is gradually getting there, let ghana be dere forming

Seconded. There are days when light in my area stays on non-stop. Even beyond 48 hours. I'm not lying. We can eventually get to the point of having 24/7 power supply. Its simply a matter of time.

As for the Ghana issue, all I can say is that they are scared and can't handle competition fairly. Nigerians saw a ripe market and decided to move there. The Ghanaians feel threatened and decide to adopt unfair tactics of stifling foreign business expansion. But come to think of it, was that USD300,000 policy targeted solely at Nigerians, or all foreign-owned businesses?

GEJ would be forming "rule of Law" and Mr "do things right" now, instead of acting decisively to also protect the interests of Nigerians whom he swore to defend when taking his oath of office.

There are times when I really do miss OBJ. Like the time he shut the Seme-Cotonou border and Boni Yayi began to act like one prodigal son coming home to ask for daddy's forgiveness. A great nation is supposed to be what it is: Great. GEJ is just one big disappointment.

[quote author=tpia@]how many times did you say you called her again?

i lost count.[/quote]LOL. Me sef.

"I call and she didn pick. I call and she didn pick. From Monday to Sunday she didn pick". If she dey, talk say she dey and if she didn't dey, talk say she didn't dey.

NigeriaKwenu: Imara ihe ha na kpo "BRAND"?

LOL. "Brand" 'n aka oru onye ozo. Pally muru kwa anya O.