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RomanceRe: Does It Make You A Man-handler If You Like To Style And Cut Hair? by TisaBone(op): 8:01am On Mar 30, 2012
lol its a word i made up. i don't like manlover. i like man-handler better smiley
RomanceDoes It Make You A Man-handler If You Like To Style And Cut Hair? by TisaBone(op): 7:54am On Mar 30, 2012
Personally I don't think so, and it's an unfair stereotype to assume all male hair stylists are man-handlers.

What are your thoughts?
RomanceRe: Can One Truly Find LOVE On Nairaland? by TisaBone: 7:39am On Mar 30, 2012
why would anyone search? it doesn't make sense to me. why not just let a good man/woman come to you? you could be doing so much else with your time, other than searching for "the one"
LiteratureRe: What Occult Books Are You Currently Reading? by TisaBone: 10:03am On Mar 29, 2012
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Christianity EtcRe: If Anyone Dies ? The Lord Did It by TisaBone: 6:06am On Mar 29, 2012
buzugee: where is the RAID when you need it. let me spray this pugnacious, loquacious and tenacious cockroach angry
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Religious People Please Answer This Very Simple Question? by TisaBone:
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Christianity EtcRe: Religious People Please Answer This Very Simple Question? by TisaBone: 9:00am On Mar 28, 2012
uh-oh undecided undecided undecided undecided

i smell a combative person looking for a/n(argument?)debate. which you will not get with me. although i have no problem answering your question.

How did I come to to know everything i know about god?

through attempting to live in this world without him. In the bible it says if you believe and love in God unconditionally, he rewards you with riches beyond measure. That does not necessarily mean material wealth, but rather spiritual wealth. Spiritual wealth consists of peace of mind and soul,joy,and knowledge. Equipped with this knowledge enables you to recognize ungodly people, things, and situations, so that you can then immediately flee from it when you sense its ungodly presence.

You see, God saved my life,without him I would not be living and breathing. He showed me that there was a better way, and that if only I followed him, leading a God directed life instead of a self directed life, that I would spare myself from alot (but not all) chaos.

The life of a Christian is hard. Your beliefs are constantly being questioned, you are ridiculed, and even persecuted. But this is essential, for in order to be a true believer, not a part time christian, you must take up your own personal cross (the hardships we all face) and follow God.

Finally, I know all that I know of God, because when you allow yourself to receive Him, God can and will communicate with you, telling you what to do, what not to do. True Christians know what I'm talking about. We all have the choice of free will, but it is so much easier to hand it all over to Jesus, and let Him work things out. Once upon a time, I would not do this. I made things unnecessarily hard for myself. Once I became a devout follower of Christ, things immediately began to change. You might question how it is that I believe so strongly that which I can not see. The answer is simple; Faith. You need plenty of this as a Christian; the belief of that which is unseen. God rewards his followers for still believing in him, even without physical evidence.

But there are some of us blessed enough to HAVE seen evidence with the sight of the naked eye.

I thank God so much for Jesus.
Christianity EtcRe: If Anyone Dies ? The Lord Did It by TisaBone: 8:30am On Mar 28, 2012
ea7: a random quote from a random guy.
i should have been clearer on what i was responding to, which is the title of this thread
Christianity EtcRe: Magic Spells – Understanding How To Use Magic by TisaBone: 6:02am On Mar 28, 2012
Ogaga4Luv: Magic is real
indeed

but it can be dangerous
Christianity EtcRe: If Anyone Dies ? The Lord Did It by TisaBone: 6:00am On Mar 28, 2012
sometimes we hasten our own death

Be not over much wicked, neither be thou foolish: why shouldest thou die before thy time?-Ecclesiastes 7:17
Christianity EtcRe: Religious People Please Answer This Very Simple Question? by TisaBone: 5:25am On Mar 28, 2012
I would be happy to answer your question, but nine times out of ten you are going to attack me, because you don't believe in what I do. I don't believe in atheism, but I would never fault an atheist for what he/she believes in his/her heart and confess with their mouths.

let me know if you want a serious answer or not.

kissesss..........
EducationRe: Help With Statistics Problem by TisaBone(op): 6:49am On Mar 26, 2012
Here are the promised problems:

In a recent year, the percentage of patients at a doctor's office received a flu shot was 26%. A campaign by the doctors and nurses was designed to increase the percentage of patients who obtain a flu shot. The doctors and nurses believed there was an 85% chance that someone who received a shot in year 1 would obtain shot in year 2. They also believed there was a 40% chance that a person who did not receive a shot in 1 year would receive a shot in year 2.

(A.) Give the transition matrix for this situation.

(B.) Find the percentage of patients in year 2 who received a flu shot.
(c.) Find the long range Marchov chain representing the receipt of flu shots at the doctor's office.


Problem 2

Suppose research on on three major cell phone companies revealed the following transition matrix for the probability that a person with once cell phone carrier switched to another.


Will Switch To

Company A. Company B. Company C.

Company A. .91 .07 .02

Company B. .03 .87 .10

Company C. .14 .04 .82




Now Has^^^


The current share of the market is (.26, .36, .thirty-eight) for Company A, B, and C respectively. Find the share of the market held by each company after:

(A.) 1 year

(B.) 2 years

(c.) what is the long range prediction?




Never again in life will I ask you for any more help, please just this one last time....I have a test in 72 hours.
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Getting Fat Day By Day HELP! by TisaBone: 8:01pm On Mar 25, 2012
hustla: Bet u r fugly sha ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) bet yhuh sad


No,not when u have a job and a treadmill at home
Hustla,i'ma need you to put some lotion on them crusty feet before you step out in the light of day in them dirty yellow flip flops.

eledalo: https://www.theopulentpet.com/images/laughing_dog.jpg

grin grin
See skills! Oga say na by force! Lmao
No worry bro, maybe next time!
you know what.....

i don't even have a good retaliation, lol, but when i think of one...you will be the first to know because i dont appreciate you comparing me to a dog.


awee baby: congrats to u...pls how did u lose the weight?
thankyou awee. i just walked around 4 miles a day for three weeks straight, until my back gave out and i decided there must be an easier way. then i just used this calorie counter app, and reduced my calories to about 1200 a day, then the weight melted off. i stopped eating sweets, drinking anything besides water, and tried to eat as many fruits and vegetables as possible. i said no to fast food, and i picked up another curious habit. i have always been a big eater, it just finally caught up with me, so whenever i felt like i wanted to eat something that i really wanted like fast food or ice cream, i would look pics up of my fav foods on the internet and just look at them wistfully. i would crave them, then i would think to myself, this is how you got fat in the first place,(especially when i saw that some of my fav meals had enough calories that made up two days worth of meals.) then i would successfully shut down that window, and go and eat something healthy. thas about it really. hoped that was a little helpful. smiley
RomanceRe: Dear God Why Are women So Hard. . . by TisaBone: 5:33am On Mar 25, 2012
i could easily say the same thing about guys.
RomanceRe: Why Guys Don't Value Nice Girls by TisaBone: 5:24am On Mar 25, 2012
dipo+:
Lemme try to answer this as honestly as I can.
I think its a matter of guys getting tired and bored after seeing it all with the lady. In our hearts we know exactly how nice our gals are and don't need people telling us but after so much sex, we guys want something new and come up with so lame excuses. Ladies when in love give so much that the guys feels in total control and more often than not misuses this control. Except the guy is ready to get married, there is a tendency of wanting to conquer new ground as a relationship grows.
My cents
so basically you use up the nice girls, drain them dry, then throw them away....only to have the same thing happen to you once you become someone's mugu
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Getting Fat Day By Day HELP! by TisaBone: 4:42am On Mar 25, 2012
Decryptor: Naija guys no dey waste time, u wan corner am sharp sharp!
as you can see i never said. smiley i was trying my hardest to say everything short of none of you beeswax.
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Getting Fat Day By Day HELP! by TisaBone: 3:37am On Mar 25, 2012
REALITY101: How bout removing your photos off of the thread? Just saying. Btw what part of U.S are you @?
why do you say i should remove my photos Reality?


and once gain Oj thankyou so very much for those encouraging words. I try very hard to be the best person that I can be, and it warms my heart that there are still those out there who appreciate the goodness in another human being, while at the same time not attempting to take kindness for weakness. thats the worst. lol.
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Getting Fat Day By Day HELP! by TisaBone: 3:03am On Mar 25, 2012
ojdollars: @TisaBone, you are a beautiful lady, that guy that left you is just insane. That's the problem of some men, they must understand that[b] you must love the woman you marry and don't marry the woman you love sometimes. Tisabone,[/b] your post are very inspirin. Are you in the States or in Nigeria? Ojdollars
i'm sorry oj, but i dont get this.

but yea, thankyou so much. i try to lead by example. instead of telling someone, lose weight, when im fat myself, i say, let's lose this weight together. i remember i used to go walking, and other people would join me cause they saw how hard i really wanted to get that weight off. and they would be like i need to be walking with you. lol.

and as far as that guy, it is just something to learn from, thats all over now. the man of my life now is God, and when he decides to send me my earthly mate, then I will be happy, but Im in no rush, that can come later. school first.
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Getting Fat Day By Day HELP! by TisaBone: 2:40am On Mar 25, 2012
Thankyou Reality and Ileke. smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Getting Fat Day By Day HELP! by TisaBone: 2:26am On Mar 25, 2012
REALITY101: Holy shit grin ok the last pic is aiight and you don't look anything like 230Ibs there maybe I need to get my vision glasses.


5"11 tall but still a lil-b over weight. 160 gotta be perfect for your height. Btw you have some good stuff up there smiley

Btw that BRAVO background looks familiar. Where's that?
lol yea i'm the truth no matter what size i am. but at the same time 160 is wayyyy to little for me to weigh. i would look anorexic. and yes, that pic really is me at 230.

and yea, bravo is a franchise, it's a chain of italian restaurants in the us.
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Getting Fat Day By Day HELP! by TisaBone: 2:01am On Mar 25, 2012
no not at gunpoint, but still....it was on purpose. call it a woman's intuition. anyways, the first two pics are before the weight loss. i was about 260 pounds. mind you, i'm 5'11. the third pic was taken in summer 2010, when i first met him.i am down to this size again which is 230

RomanceRe: My Wife Is Getting Fat Day By Day HELP! by TisaBone: 1:09am On Mar 25, 2012
well he did! everytime i'm over his house he's cooking something. we eat, and then he's pushing his food on my plate too. then after "sessions" he's asking me do i want something else to eat sad it was totally unfair.
RomanceRe: Ladies Is It Risky To Date Big Men Like This? by TisaBone: 8:44pm On Mar 24, 2012
who is he ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

does anybody have more pics of himhuhhuh?
RomanceRe: Ladies Is It Risky To Date Big Men Like This? by TisaBone: 8:43pm On Mar 24, 2012
this is my husband. he just don't know it yet. i will kidnap this fine man.

RomanceRe: Ladies Is It Risky To Date Big Men Like This? by TisaBone: 8:37pm On Mar 24, 2012
and him!!!!

RomanceRe: Ladies Is It Risky To Date Big Men Like This? by TisaBone: 8:34pm On Mar 24, 2012
nope i would never go for him. not pretty enough. these right here are my type of guy.

RomanceRe: My Wife Is Getting Fat Day By Day HELP! by TisaBone: 8:18pm On Mar 24, 2012
i gained a whole lot of weight myself because the last person I was with intentionally over fed me, so that I would gain weight. He would always go on and on about how fat I had gotten, but at the same time, everytime i'm around he couldn't keep his hands off my behind and breasts, which consequently got very large.

Anyhow, since I'm no longer with him, I lost over 30 pounds.

I just cut out all the junk food, all the chips, all the fried food, all of the juices and pops. And the weight just melted right off. I was so elated when I was finally able to fit back into my cute clothes again, and when the clothes I was forced to buy because of the weight gain begin to fall off

So basically, you need to tell her that she is getting fat. no need to lie to her, or not tell her. and tell her that you will help her every step of the way, with losing that extra weight. tell her you will begin to eat healthy foods with her, that you and her will take walks together, and you just will all around support her.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Would Culture Prevent You From Loving And Marrying An American Woman by TisaBone: 7:26pm On Mar 24, 2012
Amu says i'm supposed to be praying for his salvation,which i am. Daily I pray that he repent of his sins, believe in his heart, and confess with his mouth, the existence of Emmanuel. His sins can and will be forgiven, if only he would fall to his knees in submission to the only one with the power to wash away his sins. Most likely he will not, for he is of this world, and the world is a terrible place. Only the Elect will make it into the everafter. Never the less, i still love amu, i just hate his evil ways.

I have maneuvered around this world long enough to realize that hateful people come in all hues, races, nationalities, and creeds, so in no way do I hold all Nigerians responsible for this despicable human being. He is an evil entity,and unless pigs begin to fly, he can not be helped. Besides, people like him eventually self destruct.

Last but not least, my GOD is not white. He is the color of water. When the sun hits a pool of water, all of the colors of the rainbow are reflected within it.

God bless you Amu,

Love TisaBone
EducationRe: Help With Statistics Problem by TisaBone(op): 4:14am On Mar 24, 2012
that person could have at least said thankyou. i will say it for him cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

aletheia i'm gonna need some help with another maths problem. will post it tomorrow. your help would be appreciated.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Would Culture Prevent You From Loving And Marrying An American Woman by TisaBone: 3:42am On Mar 23, 2012
that amu character is an ignoramus and im glad chima and mzdarkskin shut him down cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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