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My view.....that was a nollywood script by CHURCH OF ALL NATION PRODUCTION titled

DEMONIC ACTING


staring

jim iyke
pastor tb joshua
and lots of other ACTORS






WATCH OUT FOR PART TWO

Pastors reject it

The book is a romantic one and describes an ideal relationship for couple. A male and a female within marriage.

Pastor preach it only in marriage seminer./wedding

high level of immorality has led many to avoid it

Everything concernd God.

Your being alive is because of him.

Oluwaseytiano: u guys really are dumb.

am not an atheist,





i realy think ure dumb

Tithe is 10percent

tax is more than ten percent

Joagbe, write ur name and tell us ur tithe miracle

Can theist attein perfect morality? No

can atheist attain perfect morality?

No

both are all trying to, none have.

Dumb? Yes

dumbest? No


dumber? May be ,but you need an instrument to measure the dumbability of the brain. It is called a dumbometer.


Tip ; measure your brain first

Then nafdac should be scraped

Just felt like resurrectind this thread

Saw this online. Decided to share

Church Effizzy.
PASTOR: Praise the Lord.
CONGREGATION: Halleluiah.
PASTOR: CAn we please turn our tablet PC bibles to 1 Cor. 13:13....
MEMBER: 1 Cor. 13: 13.
Now these three things abide-
PASTOR: Wait. Which brand is your tablet, please?
MEMBER: Er - Galaxy tablet, Pastor.
PASTOR: Oh I need someone to read KJV on a Toshiba Thrive. Yes, my dear sister Agatha [Agatha reads]............... ..............
[After sermon]
PASTOR: We shall now take our tithes and offertory.
[Ushers direct the moving queue of members towards ATM machines and tellers with laptops where they make payments (offerings) with ATM cards withdrawals and Master cards................(Cashless Society)
PASTOR: Let us pray committing this week into God's hands. Open your WhatsApp and BBM and chat with your God. Come on...in the name of
Jesus...!
[Members start to Ping. An immature member is only tweeting, and her friend quickly takes her phone away from her and downloads WhatsApp and BBM into her phone for
her]............... ............... ...
[Announcement]
SECRETARY: This weeks cell meetings shall be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please don't miss out. Thursday's bible teachings will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out. You can follow Pastor on Twitter this weekend for
counselling and prayers. God bless you and have a wonderful week.

I love weekdays in Port Harcourt especially when I have to leave home in the morning to take care of business; the rush, the traffic jams and mumbled “good mornings” makes me feel alive. This morning I dashed out of the house with a myriad of tasks to accomplish, my day promised to be gruelling. I got to my bus stop, hopped on the first bus that was heading my way, mumbled ”good morning “ to whoever cared to grab it. Few minutes into the bus ride, a lady started singing at the top of her voice. To be honest it sounded more like screeching . The man beside her was talking on phone and begged her to be silent for a while, she totally ignored him and kept screeching” sweet Jesus, sweet Jesus…” . When she had screeched to her hearts content, she muttered let us pray. Such non-challance about peoples peace and you claim to serve a God who is loving and peaceful. To cut the story short, I dropped before I reached my destination, grabbed my balance from the bus conductor and chattered a cab for the rest of the journey. Should loud preaching and prayer be allowed in public places ,what function do they serve?

Women should not ppreach........












Just kidin, nice

God - creator

human - narrator under influence of holyspirit

I used to until i learnnt its better to preach with your action

K call it " PASTORTITHE "

Lucifer is a fallen angel who was the head of the ministry of music in Heaven when he was in heaven. It has been said of him he was the most beautiful of ALL angels and he was the director of the flow of music there (Praise and Worship).


Of course, now he no longer is….. but there are several scriptural references throughout the bible the denote his previous authority o ... ver music when he was in heaven. One is Isa.14:11 – “Thy pomp is brought down to the grave, the noise of thy viols: the worm is spread under thee, and the worms cover thee.”
This verse right here is speaking of his fall from heaven, and how all of the glory he had, and the gifts he had fell with him. The noise of thy viols indicates the stringed instruments he had charge over. But yes, actually throughout the bible in passages in the books of Ezekiel, Job, Isaiah, even Psalms upon speaking of his past life…it tells us he was the minister of music there. Of course he no longer is now though.
So it is obvious that Lucifer, at the very least, contained something akin to musical instruments – the tambourine, the flute, and the harp all within the confines of his own body. Since Lucifer is a created being, he was originally created with instruments to provide beautiful music for none other than the glorification of God.


Lucifer, being the most authoritative and superior angel that he was, at best, was also probably the angel of music.

http://www.turnbacktogod.com/lucifer-angel-of-music/

Obadaih sermon is strange.though i like him for the manner in which he teaches, i partially disagree with many.

Obadiah,which church do u go, what denomination

The greatest mover in early times of Christianity was Paul. There's no question in anybody's mind that he was real person. One could give him credit is being the primary salesperson of Christianity at that time.
In your opinions how would Christianity have developed without Paul's efforts and writings

So the question becomes, would Christianity be any different, either by faith or by dogma, if Paul had not been written
how Christianity would look like without Paul

Killing is wrong/immoral

attimes,it is permitted.all religion somehow encourages it.

Parents telling children stories that are untrue, as if they were true is not the same as a lie
so my question is when is telling a lie a sin, we see from the pages of the bible Liars will not inherit the kingdom of heaven, so we won't discuss whether or not its a sin, moreover when is lying a sin and what really is the biblical line for telling a falsehood and it being a sin

When should immoralty be considered moral?is it when the gods/God says so?what will make them say so?

Pray for an enemy

Why is this not in front page

You sound as if your own prayer determines if she would deliver safely or not

Do you belive in God, pray with faith he will reveals himself

I predict man u -mancity

7-0

Some notherners think one sidedly

if north isnt president wahala,
if ex cpc stateman isnt secretary,wahala..

Some Northerners are problematic

Catholic for life

Time to remove whoever is against his political ambition