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shineeye1:
Sir, are you pastor Wilson?

Pastor Wilson is a learner.

westkid001:
But too dey lick that level dey do me one kind...like I no fit do am even if I try hard too maybe if the shima fit wash her level with bleach and hyssop com add $20k I fit consider lol

The place is cleaner than your mouth even after using mouthwash..except the lady has an infection.

There is a microflora that GOD in his infinite wisdom placed there and this bacteria is harmless to any one but it is responsible for making the place very clean. It is called acidophilus lactobacillus and that is why the place has a slightly acidic taste which makes it hard for harmful microbes to be there.

But a lady must maintain proper hygiene by first maintaining a hair free zone and washing the place with mild solutions else she might kill the beneficial microbe there.

For unmarried guys please stay clear cos it's senseless and very dangerous eating snails indiscriminately but for married men biko chop that thing cos e dey sweet especially if she siddon on top your mouth dey grind am for your tongue Chai!

Shibaraba:
A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame.
Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba...
If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you

Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.

Lastly towtow matter na brain brain. Do your best and leave the rest.
I rise

I second you 100%
For me you would have cum several times with my tongue and crazy oral magic. 69, facesitting, tongue sexng and Penetrative sex go just be plus...i can't come and go and kill myself.

All these ladies will be shouting faster harder deeper, finish me, destroy me and the moment you flow with the rhythm you are a goner.

I hardly hear that a lady dies under a man in the act but it is mostly guys crossing over on top of a lady...Guys please get sense o make dem no use your house describe address...you go hear something like.." Go straight and ask anyone to show you the house of that guy that died on top woman, once you see the house just branch..."

Raphsays:
It's stupidity spending long hours engaging in sex when there are more important things to do.

Any round beyond 5mins is dangerous and doggy is the most dangerous style for any guy.

If a lady wan spend forever then let her just ride on it whilst the man lays on his back.

You can never ever satisfy a lady in the real sense cos what they have is just a hole without any need to sustain any muscular erection.

medTechworld:
FOR MEN ONLY:

I considered this pieces worth sharing.......... MEN BEWARE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU!!!



https://m.facebook.com/769696023087545/posts/men-beware-as-sex-killsfew-weeks-ago-i-was-called-to-see-a-patient-without-delay/1612674332123039/

I remember this thread I created last year.

I referenced lalasticlala sotey I tire.
This love making this is serious problem.

https://www.nairaland.com/4892518/opinion-ladies-how-long-should

kennyz247:
do ds mama still dey 42years,ds world is on a slow button for this lady,anyway happy birthday sweet lady

That is her real age.

Iamfrank:
When I celebrated my birthday nobody celebrated me... Just wasted my mb in vein

A time will come when the world will celebrate you.

dawnomike:
This is absurb... A student duped a prof!.
Forex is a crazy market and you can lose millions within minutes!!!
Maybe trading went bad for him though...

NB: Never turnover your money to any one to make money for you. There is no free meal in Freetown. That is to say; Own your own hustle

So you believe he trades fx as he claimed...lol!

Bigflamie:
Its very shameful that another country will bring such conditions before repatriating our own money, it shows they don't trust the dullard's claim on fighting corruption.

As in Ehn.. Shame catch me no be small.

jahlove4jah:
Your second point contradicts your first.

Read and comprehend

I still don't understand how I will feel comfy as a Governor after removing the source of livelihood from a set of people.

Agbero that should be banned first are still thriving.

I will eager provide an alternative first.

Governance is all about Empathy before anything else.

drizslim:
No dispute. Don't come back telling us who cheated. Juss do d needful & walk her down the aisle, we don't value engagement in igbo

I think he is only trying to be mature about the whole issue and i commend him for this. what has happened has happened so forgiving her and moving on is the best. Nobody holy pass and many of us are with fairly used ladies.

Em5:
Immigrant Visa is now banned, Non-immigrant Visa dem no kukuma dey give before. Na be ee done bee so.

At least Nigerians will top trooping to the embassy for the scam they call B2 visitor visa.

U.S makes billions monthly from visa fees in this category alone yet it is pure baba ijebu.. infact baba ijebu better.

Davash222:
So, what's the goodness here
Paying less than a hundred dollar every 30 days is what you call good thing?
Do you wish for such 'good thing' in your life

During my time it as N1500 monthly lol!

zmpp:
i agree

Good to know.

Renforce:
And so? Somehow what 2 consenting adults did is a news worthy to go round Africa? Madness!

I tire.

bukatyne:
Men can't learn to love?

They can.

As long as you appeal to them sexually they will always desire(love you) but if you don't, they can only tolerate you.

Tajbol4splend:
Amen to that, you will meet the right guy if you are open

Mr right don come tey tey but she don pursue am cos she no get feelings for am

COWBOYFAN:
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen

I just had a traditional wedding earlier this month. I'm not based in Nigeria. I provided all the finances for the wedding before I arrived Lagos. Everything listed to be bought for the wedding I provided all. To my surprise wedding that was suppose to take place in a hall had to take place in a cramped sitting room. No food, no drinks, no DJ etc. What did they use the funds for? I don't know. I asked questions and no answers given. To be fair to her family members, I didn't give money directly to her parents or siblings. I gave the funds to my wife to be.

Surprisingly on the day of the small wedding, her uncle was accusing me of not providing money to organize the wedding properly. My heart sank. I look in the direction of my wife to be and couldn't believe what just came out of her uncle's mouth. Whereas I provided money for everything. The wedding prayers went ahead and we were joined together.

After the dry wedding ceremony I began to ask questions but my new wife couldn't give me explanation. Fast forward to last week I was looking for money I kept in my drawer and couldn't find it. I decided to just keep quiet and watch. I set another trap. I had some US Dollars in my wallet and exposed the money for her to see. I went to the shower and lo and behold my new wife removed the dollars from my wallet. I got dressed after shower and we went outside to go somewhere together as my driver was in the car waiting. As we were going, I opened my wallet and saw the dollars gone. I blew a whistle right there and she denied it. I asked driver to return home. I had my parent and siblings at home on that day but I can bet my life on them. I told them what's going on. My new wife was all over the place and shaken. I refused to talk to her. I confided in my mother and explained how I set the trap for my wife. Surprisingly my wife started making moves. She planted the money all over the place which I saw as she was doing. I pretended I didn't see her. I refused to talk to her. All of a sudden she confronted me and attacked me that I suspected her to be the one who stole my money. She started saying she stoop so low to allow herself to be ridiculed in the presence of my family. I confronted her with evidence and she began crying and blaming devil. She has done series of money infractions that I couldn't list here. She fights me for money on daily basis since we got married. No money ever enough.

This is a woman that I gave a car to already and spent so much on to be comfortable. I just bought her another car to be given to her on her birthday. On the day she stole the dollars I had just given her 100,000 naira pocket money for the week. She's been crying and begging for two days saying it won't happen again. She has refused to eat.

Here is the bombshell I just confirmed she's now three weeks pregnant. I can't trust my life with her at this juncture. I'm leaning towards divorce. I'm too scared to be with her. She's too greedy.

You can't divorce her except for marital sexual unfaithfulness else you will be going against Christ teachings.

Forgive her and see if she changes but if she doesn't just get another wife and let her decide whether to stay or go.

Hard but this is my take.

Shibaraba:
Well dey ever full? Some people go just wan kill their self. Do your best and leave the rest na him be obow matter

Four rounds...shogun laye ni? Awon eyan dusti nombari. Bangalee. Continue.
Oga do two or three comot there. Them no dey give gold medal

Any sex beyond 5mins is dangerous.


Yes many go for longer including me but it is very dangerous especially doggy. So if she wants to go 3hours just let her do the work.

Stevecovey:
the two of them clearly levelled up.

but how do they make money? no be the same Ernest asuzu movie industry dey no dey pay men.

They are Americans.

Brooke60:
Babe was there right from time, no wonder he went back. I love him for this

Naija men hardly forget a lady who was there in times of lack...they may cheat on her but will hardly leave her.

lalasticlala its been a while. You may consider this for the main page.

Ariza:
Do I? . I think meeting the right guy is the perfect explanation. When I do , butterflies will fly in my belly again. Lol

Oh you are a lady... this right guy wahala no be small o cos what you want is your spec and not really the right guy. If you want a tall guy nut a short good guy comes your way i bet you wont give him a chance.

AdorableSapphir:
You're the only one who has really spoken sensibly on this topic. Yes not all feelings should be nurtured. That is very understandable.
Thanks dear.

Is this not the essence of my write up? But una just dey too quick to criticize.

Ariza:
Sometimes it's best to kill some feelings than to nurture them.

Spot on.

Ariza:
Oga Toks, simple question to you Sir. Can men learn to love? If so how do they do it? I have asked this question on ubunja's thread (No greenlight, No approach) once and even asked people offline but none has ever given me a satisfactory response. No one gave steps or guidelines to learning how to love. And I made this conclusion.

You can never learn to love, you can only learn to accept. There is a thin line between the two, a difference most people do not notice while some do. Loving someone comes naturally, it is an unintentional attachment to someone and unprepared attraction to a person.But accepting someone is an unnatural,intentional and prepared decision to take someone as a significant other. When you love someone,you want the best for him or her but when you accept someone,he or she is the best you think you can have. In Marriages/Relationships these days, people accept one another rather than love each other that is why it is so easy for them to question their decisions and flip over when a better person shows up. Unfortunately, your thread suggest this as the best way to relationship in the guise of loving who loves one which practically almost impossible to do.

But then I'm open to learning, maybe there's something I'm missing. So sir please answer my questions I typed earlier. I come in peace.

You asked a question and you went ahead to answer

Well Men dont really love but they are only carried away by what they see and once that thing fades off they switch to tolerating that person.

If a man has 3 babes,no matter how sweet and good nature the three may be, he will always go for the one that is most sexually appealing to him.

Omar09:
I don't know if you were actually conscious when you posted this. I mean you are asking women to reprogram themselves, and to do things for themselves. You are asking women to pause their emotions the thing they live and strive on, their skill? C'mon man, it's not possible. They'd rather die than do that. You don't tell a specie to not act on how nature built it. If you had asked men not to be emotional then I'd say you asked them to leave a terrain that's not theirs unto one which is theirs "logic".

Lol! That is why I don't ever pity any lady crying of heart break cos there must have been a guy who was so sincere with her but was probably taken for granted by her.

Sunofgod:
Saggy titts

You must be so young not to know beautiful tits.

There is a little drop in the shape of full boobs.

topellycategory:
Hello I reside in Uk do you matchmake for People that reside outside Nigeria as well?

Olakoredey@gmail.com

setobaba:
What a loss to humanity

Everyone is talking about this guy n his daughter. What about the other seven people who died with them?

Inside life

AdorableSapphir:
One secret ladies don't know is that they can develop feelings for any guy who truly desires them and treats them like a queen even if that guy is totally opposite of what they want in terms of physical looks...it is a mystery so put your feelings on hold and observe keenly then give your feelings to a guy that is deserving of it.

@ the bolded is not true cos ive tried severally to develop feelings for one or two good guys I felt would make a perfect spouse but it just didn't click. And it took me years trying to see if there's a way I can build the love for these guys, or feel something for them but same same.
You can't really force this feelings or develop it yourself, it won't work. This things happen naturally and if it not there, it not there. That is why most marriages are having problems today because you have people advising you saying, " you can build love, love grows in marriage, just marry the man first and love will come later" jaggons. If it actually works like that, then it would have happened for me when I tried forcing it for those guys I talked about earlier.

Feeling is something you can't control. That is why when you feel something for someone, you can't control how fast it grows until it reaches a peak where it becomes a threat. Likewise you dont have the power to control your feelings and make it grow for someone it doesn't click with. It's a natural phenomenon beyond every living being.

Please let not be misguided.
I believe in true love with genuine feelings and that is what covers all sins. As in no matter what the person does to you, you still want to be with them.

It took me 4 years after my ex to fall in love again. And this new guy is a Nairalander. Yes! And this happened with a few weeks. But we had a little misunderstanding and I was heartbroken to which I confided in a guy here about how I felt. So he asked me, how long have I dated this new guy that the love hurts so badly. I told him just a few weeks and he went wow! Like is it not too early to love so deeply?
Now I didn't realized that my feelings had grown so fast and so deep for this guy until he mentioned it and I paused to think but realized its not my fault! Its how nature works and we can't control these things.

It did not click because you never wanted it to click.

How can you want to be with people no matter what they do to You? That is no longer feelings but foolishness.

And lastly, you can control your feelings and it will do you a whole lot of good if you start learning how to.