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Millenniumlady:
I like my men a little bit chubby just like

Lol! You sound like a bad girl.

Millenniumlady:
You're talking too much toks i know your type i touch you don fall

Lol! As long as you have my type of curves, just blow small breeze and I don fall.

Millenniumlady:
Keep talking if i vex put you for my to do list

Nah! If I'm not sexually attracted to you there is No way on earth I will go down on you except I just pity you and I decide to satisfy your cravings.

You may think you Are beautiful but beauty is relative.

I for one I don't like big backside cos it is a turn off but as long as you have moderate onion booty with beautiful boobs then I have to run else I go commit.

Fortuna2:
As far as I'm concerned, men are too cheap. It takes extra discipline for a full ass grown man to reject sexual advances especially from cute chicks like us .QED.

If I'm not sexually attracted to you I will say a big No and YES I have turned down sex from ladies many times.

emeijeh:
Toks, where have u been ?
What happened to all our number 10s?

Make I rest abeg. Lalasticlala sef don tire for me so make I hang my boot for good.

emeijeh:
The virus news will soon die down.
Its just at it's peak.
Most Nigerians abroad will remain there, and pray the virus is contained 75% and above.
As the virus is affecting celebrities like Tom Hanks and Canada First Lady, solution must fall out
Life goes on.

The prevalence is scarce among blacks so there just might be a true side to the "hoax^ that blacks are genetically immuned.

Asides the fact that Sanusi is too cerebral and sometimes exaggerate wrongly, he is one man I respect when it comes to saying things the way they are.

XhosaNostra:
I will move to Naija to claim my prize

But yeah. All na joke though lol. Not to be presumptive or anything, but I'm not here for anything other than chitchat

I know. But I don't reside in Nigeria at the moment.

XhosaNostra:
I'm sure you've gotten a few ladies in here swooning already, I don't want an easy win I'm willing to mud wrestle any one of them, to win fair & square

Any takers?

You reside in S.A I guess. That is miles apart.

XhosaNostra:
Why can't he find his own woman Now you got me thinking of My brother's keeper, where one brother plays guardian to his mentally handicapped brother
I'll pass

Lol! Just kidding. Those are my pictures.

GBOKASINCHA:
if the bitch turn you down there will 100 thousand more ready to swallow your dick for a living....as a fine guy you get to fûck 2 friends ...Bleep 2 sisters ....Bleep a girl and her mum.....Bleep ur neighbors daughter ..Bleep the hottest bitch in hood Bleep your landlords wife.... Bleep your best friend sister...Bleep your best friends wife on the eve of her wedding.... Bleep her even after her wedding ....Bleep your friends girlfriend.... Bleep your pastors wife.....there is a big privilege for you if you re born handsome.....

That is not life

XhosaNostra:
Never knew you were such a hottie Go you!

That is my brother o. If you like him we can arrange something.

sisisioge:
Hmmmm...then take my word for it .

I agree. It takes a lady to identify a cute guy.

XhosaNostra:
Give me a moment to breathe, this is too much to take Pity me small

Ok make I stop on this one.

sisisioge:
Hmmmm...surely there are prettier faces but Idris got it all.

1. A tall athletic frame
2. Brown skin
3. Lovely shoulders
4. Beautiful eyes
5. Sexy accent
6. Wondrous laugh
7. Moves that says "come to daddy"
8. Pocket in flames
9. Intelligence( trust me its only in Naija and India that movie stars are dull)
10. And those lips...there's more...several more...have you heard him laugh before? Lawd be merciful

Except I be gay, I possibly can never observe all you listed lol!

XhosaNostra:
Big daddy

Lol! It is the Panama cap.

Ok what about This?

sisisioge:
The dude won back to back sef! Trust me, he's crazily handsome, funny to bits and playful like dontbesilly!

Well, what else can I say? Me I have seen finer guys.

sisisioge:
No! I will do my children a favour by buying them some crazily fine genes biko....

If Idris here says hey babe alone...I'm already saying yes!

How can they name him the sexiest? I no gree.

XhosaNostra:
You look great if that's you on the pic

That is my brother. Do you like him?

XhosaNostra:
Hmmmm...

Or this.

XhosaNostra:
Hmmmm...

That meme cracked me up big time.

kestolove95:
Handsome guys are not good in bed

How many have you been with?

XhosaNostra:
When guys are this good-looking, they tend to give off a gay vibe imo. I cannot date a pretty boy, they're not my cup of tea. I prefer a more scraggly look.

Like this Yoruba demon

prophetwis:
Sound massage for today's hypocritical youths,who have lost all sense of Morality while claiming to be godly.

Despite the pictures people paint about marriage ,it is still an honorable and sacred institution.

So sad that some things are deeper than many imagine and I also thank GOD that man no be GOD.

Let him join mainstream politics

I was expecting to see one far lady but look at this gorgeous sweet looking lady


Where is the fat?

I know many ladies will pour emotions on this but what if the guy had no idea that the girl is underage?

I have seen girls at 14 looking 25 so I will only blame the guy if he knew she is a minor cos from what I read, there was no rape case but consensual sex.

millionboi2:
u are very stupid.....this got nothin to do with men!!!

is ritual and u know it


Use ur head na

I think it is cos that is the only crazy explanation

Nkan be!

At my age, to even touch an 18year old dey fear me not to talk of 2!

Things dey happen for this world.

Speechless.

Ineedtoheal:
Hi Famlanders, Please I need your advice. I beg you all to save a sister. I have to bring this here coz I know it's where I will get wonderful contributions. Again, I am using this new account coz I have friends and customers here. I don't want to blow my cover. Please this is real and not fiction. This will be quite lengthy, please bear with me.

I met this guy in 2013 when I was in year one. It was not a steady relationship coz we barely call nor see so I didn't take him serious. And whenever we see, it was always at one friends house or another. I accused him of being married but he vehemently denied it. Later on I figured out he had accommodation issue after he lost his job. He later rented a house when he got another job with one of our prestigious federal universities here in Nigeria and that was when things became serious (kinda).

We became very serious around 2016 that is why I count it as 5 years instead of 7. But then during one of my visits, I was sleeping in the room when I overheard him talking to someone but the only thing that caught my attention was when he said "I don't even have a girlfriend". Though I didn't confront him, but I thought about it deeply.

Two nights ago, I had a dream where he was getting married to another lady. I was crying while he was still saying he loves me but can't marry me. I confronted him yesterday, he said I am pressurizing him to marry me that was after he first asked what will happen if we don't end up together. He hasn't told me where the relationship is leading to after 5 years. We have been living for the moment. Just for the moment!

Few info about the relationship
1) He will be 40 this November while I am 27.
2. He has always had numerous girlfriends that when he's with them, he doesn't pick my calls though he always apologizes and he's trying his best this year.

3. He always send pictures of other women to his friends to let them know they are the people he wish to marry but never has he sent mine. Though he claims he's not doing it again.

4. From the look of things he's still searching while he wants to have me all to himself. Maybe a second option since the others are not accepting him and I love him foolishly.

5. The relationship is 50 -50 .We spend on each other. He believes it's the woman's duty to do all the house chores but not the man's duty to take care of the woman.

6. On his Fathers burial last year, 3 of his girlfriends came (me inclusive) and we all wore the burial uniform. Together, we served his guests even when we realized we are dating same man. His neighbors were giggling and gossiping but we all decided to be matured and work together.

7. When my sister that raised me died, he didn't come for the burial. his reason was he had supervision that day in school,same person that calls his colleague to cover for him during exam supervision so he could do other things. He also didn't send me any money but he questioned me for not giving him any money for his Father's burial. Even when I paid him excess for the burial uniform. I know why I did that. Mind you, he has asked me before if he can give one of his ex 10k during her Father's burial which I agreed and he sent her the money.

8. I have rejected some suitors who were willing to marry me coz of him. Though he has never encouraged me to accept any of them. In fact he gets angry hearing that another man is coming close to me.

9. He doesn't call often, I do more of the calling though he always return my calls. He can stay for days without calling unless I call. I know I have been the one holding the relationship coz I thought he will change.

10. Sine 2017 till last year, all I did was forgive him coz I love him. He keeps bringing new / different ladies into the picture. I have gone through a lot of emotional stress. He keeps asking me to stay that he loves me but he's confused.

His good side: He's understanding, motivates me to do my best, he doesn't hit me, he is gentle.

Me on the other hand is sometimes stubborn though very faithful coz I love him to a fault. I easily get angry but forgives easily. When I'm angry I talk so much but I don't abuse him. He is simply the cause of all my anger. He always say I am very understanding, a good girl, drama free but yet he doesn't want to marry me and won't let me go too. I have never involved a third party in our relationship except my late sister who said she wish I will walk away from the relationship because I love the guy more, that it won't end well. All my friends thinks I have a perfect relationship because I don't discuss him with them.

Back to last night, I told him I won't call him again coz he said I am pressurizing him to marry me. The truth is I have seen the hand writing on the wall, not today but two years ago but I keep going back. Please I need advice on how not to go back again. The love he proclaims for me is not enough for him to marry. I have wasted enough time already. Maybe hearing the raw truth here will help.

You go soon clock 30..continue

Funny dude.