₦airaland Forum

ritylove:
police officers will not see this one and arrest him its only to run after people selling diesel and kerosine they know ...he should be deported back to his country

This type of viral message will never be treated lightly in developed countries.

Sampalo:
I'm a Yoruba, I say it depends on the person cooking it. It's not a tribal stuff. OP stop causing trouble BTW 2 sibling.

My brother it is a tribal thing o...how many Igbos do olopo?

Priscy01:
A social media strategist, identified as Olumide Glowville who went viral after he publicly proposed to his girlfriend on the street they met five years ago, is making waves of Facebook due to a post he shared.

According to Olumide, the Yoruba tribe cooks even more better jollof rice than the Igbos.

Read his post below;
[i]“Please tell my igbo friends that when it comes to jollof, it’s better left to Yorubas. This tomato rice they cook is not jollof rice! ”[/]

https://www.torimill.co/news/9242/yorubas-cook-jollof-rice-better-than-igbos-nigerian-man-says.html

Ofcourse Jollof rice is a Yoruba thing.

resurgent2019:
I am asking this question with a heavy heart because a friend of mine told me his F1 visa application—as well as that of all intending students to the US—was denied this morning. He answered all the questions of the visa officer perfectly but he was still denied. He was aked if he is married and had kids, and he answered in the negative. Could his being single be a factor in the denial of his application? Or is there something else prompting the US embassy to deny Nigerians visas? I am really perplexed because my friend expended a lot of money to apply and gain admission to a US school. If the US doesnt want Nigerians to come to their country anymore, they can as well a formal and well publicized directive to that effect. The practice of swindling Nigerians of exorbitant visas fees must be deprecated and discouraged by the Nigerian Government.

According to my friend, all intending students for masters degree to the US were denied their visas this morning. Not even one was issued a visa. This is the height of visa discrimination and something must be done to remedy the situation. Nigerians cannot continue to waste their hard earned money to apply for visa that has already been denied by fiat of the authorities at the State Department(Foggy Bottom). We need clarity and honesty on this visa issue from US authorities. Enough is Enough.

Mods, do the needful, please.

U,S visa application process is pure Gamble and this was exactly what i wrote as a reason i was denied when i applied for my U.K visa when they asked if i have ever been denied a visa to any country and why.

Nigerians lose over 1billion naira each month to American embassy just for the visitor visa category alone not counting the loss on other visa categories.

madridguy:
I hope FFK grow up soon from opening his gutter rotten mouth attacking everyone like a mad dog.

He is raven mad and not different from the crvzy nairaland trolls who attack people for expressing their opinion.

He is so childish,unintelligent and suffering from social interaction disorder(SID)

SAMBARRY:
It's because you always have opinion about everything so I'm surprised you don't have opinion.

I gave an opinion which was seconded by many.

Story...

You for tell me make I go marry monkey because sĺhe get good character.

In most cases ladies who know they are not attractive tend to have good virtues because if they don't they will be missing both ways.

My wife must be sexually pleasing to my eyes and I can tolerate her excesses but if she no fine for my eye no good behaviour will make me keep her.

Men are visual.

JakeSully:
AS IN

The lady in Pink looks like chipmonk but the one in blue set well while the one in jean is something else Lol!

JakeSully:
OKAY

You know I love curves abi...ok o continue to send more...how come this one come resemble lalas247?

crixanie1:
The part we have been waiting for....justices must prevail.

Yinmu

oluwakekz:
Hello. Please a kind advice is all I need .

Have being dating this lady since last year December 8months now. I met her at her sister's place that happens to be my mum's neighbour when she came for a visit. She just finish school and looking for a job. We were both looking for job for her even if it's far from her place (Ekiti) as I thought she should be productive to herself.

Thought I was lucky when she called weeks ago to inform me that a friend called her about one vacancy here in Lagos. I was so happy because I can't do long distance relationship (experience)

She came to my place this said Friday and stayed till Sunday. She left for that so called friend's place because we think it's not too safe to get to the interview venue late. She got the job and we thank God......

After two weeks of resumption, I saw this advice on nairaland that talk about 10 Questions To Ask Your Partner In Order To Build Trust "What do you find hard to talk about with me?" She said "nothing " I try talk to her to open up because I can't settle down with someone that will hide anything from me, then she said my ex got me this job. She has kept in contact with him. I ask her" we've being together for three days, you left my house for your ex house and passed the night there? You keep contact with him without telling me all this while? You guys have being seeing each other since you resumed (two weeks?) All she kept saying is am not cheating on you.....

I really love her and I'm confused right now. Please I need advice on what to do because am just tired right now.

I don't know about the cheating part but she does not need your permission before accepting any job offer either from her ex or enemy.

FrMbaka:
NO, IT'S FUNKE

Nah this is tewmuch but the second lady in black is ok...#teammoderatecurve

And what is it with this Funke name? Lol!

FrMbaka:
FUNKE

Is that your pics? Natural beauty...im missing my fresh beautiful Naija babes..

Aldebaran:
Ambode is working

Wishful thinking
In about 5years time,Lagos will be in the same standard as Newyork and London

In a thousand years it can't be like Johanesburg how much more new york or London.

Don't get me wrong...im not an enemy of progress but for that to happen they have to do a total restructuring from the trot which is practically impossible..

[quote author=FrMbaka post=69962333][/quote]Who is this sweet homely looking lady and the small girl with the photoshoped hips on your dp?

SAMBARRY:
Iyen kolan baeso. Ani ko fesi si oro omo geshi yen. You're deviating from the issue

See me see wahala o...wettin you wan make I talk again?

One thing I know is that this lady has done serious damage to her reputation...GOD HELP HER.

Jessyjack:
Genuine men of God don't die anyhow...! Thank God for your life sir!

Soro niyen?

You might be surprised that he might be the one that caused the accident just yo donate others as sacrificial occultoc pledge.

Nothing can replace the real thing...and I even wonder why they use man like kini to do themselves...

CeeteeBoii:
“To prove that you are wealthy, you
must have many wives and children

Someone should remind me. How many wives dangote get?

It is all about choice.

Lalas247:
na oyinbo u go marry last last ....

Honestly im beginning to consider that option considering the timidity of most of our black chics cos i can not come and kill myself trying to get one but that one no mean sey make we no be friends o..at least lemme enjoy the akara et al.

lefulefu:
na wao . Can the heat in europe be as terrible as the one we have in africa?..especially d one in naija?

It is very humid unlike Naija where we have lots of air.

lefulefu:
aghh.. This is seriously serious

And once i see a lady in my dream,its a strong sign...

Lalas247:
The heat is terrible ...
It’s cooler in doors . We can’t cope ... me waiting for winter ...

That s why we need to hook up before winter because me i cant come and kill myself o...if you no gree my own i go vex follow one oyinbo.

lefulefu:
hahahaha. I dey oo my guy. Hw ur side na? I hear say heat wan kill una for europe. Dat white ppl are jumping into the baltic sea and river thames to cool their body from d terrible heat. We for here we dey enjoy d cool weather.

The heat is phenomenal and even the whites that love solar heat dey hide lol! learnt it is one of its kind.

lefulefu:
aghh since last week? Dem don give Toks sumptin chop o

I saw her in my dreams last two weeks.

Lalas247:
Since last week o.... he had been fixated on me

You are still writing grammar...before I never knew you could cook but now that I'm aware you must marry me by force...

Thank GOD say nah 40mins journey divide us.

See Egusi...ila alasepo...Akara...Habba ...

lefulefu:
toks hope no be love portion u chop oo..cos d way u acting dese days

In fact I'm looking for love portion seriously from lalas247..some kind love portion dey sweet die.lol

How you dey my guy..

Imustreturn:
singing O Lord I lift your name higher ryt..


Wch one is offals I no sabi that one oo

Shaki.. liver..fuku.abodi...

Lalas247:
Oh yes I used it to make Akara ...
It’s the red pepper abi

Chai! When last Akara touch my mouth..

Lalas maka why

Imustreturn:
That's how we roll..knack the run down of it.

Nah serious task be that o.

1.Iru
2.Smoked Baracuda fish
3.Ata gbigbe
4.Tatashe
5.Rodo
6.Palm oil
7.Offals
8.Cray fsh dust


1.Blend the pepper roughly
2.Bleach palm oil until it turns very translucent.(Shred some onions to give it a distinct aroma and remove them when they turn black)
3.Put some crayfish dust and add iru
4.after few seconds add the pepper and put enough shredded onions and leave to fry for like 15mins
5.Add the smoked baracuda fish and add the cooked offals and cover to cook until the oil surfaces..
6.Remember to add salt and maggi to taste and you have your celebrity stew.

Imustreturn:
thank you dear..

Something light

Trying to learn more easy meals like this. Everything there is not up to 1500

Yea for real

Me sef dey try...

This is the celebrity stew I made...perfrct with rice..cc:lalas247

Lalas247:
Na wa o
What of all those chics u chat to here

I am a social bird and i love harmless flirtatious act. I have just few ladies i really dig on nairaland though in all my years here have never dated any one and even if i want to date them how many of them are where i am?

Believe it or not..i don run tire from ladies i dont want but are so interested and i am just beginning to consider settling for what is available but if to sey you gree my own you go dey thank GOD everyday sey you meet a guy like me..