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[quote author=dayo2me post=63335420][/quote]Nice invention.

Tyrabarbara:
toks have CUM again?

Awon omo buruku po ni nairaland kai! which one be cum? where i cum put? please dont put bad thoughts into my head.

Jupxter:
Not in that context, but sex in itself is marriage, and each time we have sex with different people, we get married to them, i.e. if a guy has sex with fifty ladies, he has been married 50 times, this is what the oP implies

Hmmm!

Tyrabarbara:
toks have CUM again? you are a virgin abi? the said lady that you cohabited with, you never had sex with her? fvcking relationship coach that doesn't do as he says.

You see why i love to relate with ladies of mature ages(who are hopefully mature at heart too) cos no mature lady will ever write this..to think you are using what i just revealed to you less than 10minutes ago to attack me lol! kai! immature ladies everywhere.

Please calm your raging nerves and wait tilli drop the article before making trolly comments...cant stop loling!

ojuikwu:
i wonder where banky put his prick for this broom

Curvy petite ladies are very good o...

I dont like the shape of her nose but she is still a diva though..

All these ladies that still believe in me and my husband alone
*Walks out of thread*

1 Corinthians 6:16 ” Do you not know that he who joins himself to a prostitute becomes one flesh with her? For, as it is written, “The two shall become one.”

Genesis 2:24
That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh.

Matthew 19:5
and said, 'For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh'?

Ephesians 5:31
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh.

In Islamic law, marriage is called nikah, an Arabic word whose original literal meaning is "sexual intercourse", but which already in the Quran is used exclusively to refer to the contract of marriage.

It is very saddening that man's philosophy and cultural beliefs have made the world deviate from the truth from the very words of the scriptures talking about the Bible and even Quran.

Today we see men and ladies randomly sleeping with one another,safe sex is even promoted with the use of condom,we see baby mamas and daddies springing up and when you ask them about their marital status they say they are single because to them,marriage has a different meaning.

There was no place in the scriptures where GOD commanded us to go to registry, religious houses or to certain families to pay bride price (The Bride price mentioned in the bible was a punishment for raping a virgin).

But what exactly did GOD command about the way a marriage should take place?

God gave us 3 clear stages of marriage. .
1.A man leaving his parents and this happens when you decide to be with a woman and you leave your parents to start your own family.

2.Unites with his wife:You can choose how you unite which is the wedding ceremony and this can be done in accordance with laid down rules of the government or traditions/cultures as well as religious organizations.

3.Becoming one is the third stage which involves having sex with each other.

GOD himself commanded this in Genesis and Jesus repeated it in the book of Mathew.When you have sex with anyone,you are becoming one with such and automatically fulfilling the essence of marriage which is becoming one with whoever you have sex with.

Unfortunately, people just sleep around today in ignorance of the fact that they are fulfilling the third and most important stage of marriage. The world have been deceived by Satan to believe that marriage is when you do the paparazzi and you pay bride price and so on but all these moves are the second stage which is uniting to your spouse.

I know this article may not change the act of illicit sex but next time you open your legs to any guy or when next you sleep with any lady,just know in your heart that you are fulfilling the third stage of marriage as commanded by GOD.

I know this definitely makes sense.

Tyrabarbara:
a relationship coach is trynna say he divorced. you divorced? just say it. which one is technically married again?

This is the hard part...There are laid down cultural beliefs that suggests if a lady is truly married. In yoruba land it is somewhat allowed to cohabit with a lady after you have done certain things like introduction/engagement but until a bride price is paid,you can not fully say you are married to the lady even if both of you stay together as "a couple".

So i can not really say i have ever been married because i have never paid the bride price on any lady yeti can say i was married because i did some rites and lived together with a lady for years as a "couple". This is why i use the word "technically"

Tyrabarbara:
i don't want to use that guy's emoticon, i would have used it to express how amazed i am. really! when you go marry?.

I was technically married but now very single.When i see a lady i desire and she is ready then i will marry...the truth is that the older you get as an unmarried person,the harder it becomes to settle down...

Tyrabarbara:
really! i should start racking my brain with frivolous calculation because i wanna know your age? just tell me already.

Habba..

17 + 25

So you can see why i prefer ladies of 27 years and above..

Tyrabarbara:
how old is the most popular relationship coach on nairaland if i may ask?

Im old enough to be a father of a 25year old child if i mistakingly get a lady pregnant at age 17.(Though i look like a guy in his early 30s)

And since i believe a 15year gap is still ok(Though age is only a number as they say) between a man and a woman,i believe any lady of 27years and above is most ideal for me.

Tyrabarbara:
relationship coach is using his skill on me.

Lol just saw this... you are too young for me..I prefer older ladies from age 28 upwards.

Tyrabarbara:
lies. you will be the cook in the house while your wife watches tv? a gimmick to lure a lady. relationship coach is using his skill on me.

No you don't get it...The setting in most western world does not encourage cooking everyday due to busy schedules.

You can cook the food you will eat for the whole month in one day and store them in the freezer so most times there is no case of any lady watching TV...even guys do baby sitting.

Tyrabarbara:
i wonder why most of you relationship coach remain single for a long time despite the number of ladies that frolic around you. goodluck in your search for a virtuous lady that can cook.

Well in my case,I am just too picky cos I hate to cheat on my wife.

As for the cooking thing,my stay in U.K has changed that mindset as I do my cooking on my own and I do it so well that I'm wondering if I will allow any lady to took for me again.

LesbianBoy:
Baba..... You too like big nyansh

Lol! you are so so wrong...I'm more into boobs than booty. .. but as long as a lady has great curves whether slim,moderate or big,I'm good.

Tyrabarbara:
okay. i will change it when the time is right. btw, are you married?

I'm so so very single and ready to mingle.

LesbianBoy:
She no fine

What is your definition of beauty?
See a woman with curves and you still sey she no fine....I tire o..

Tyrabarbara:
thanks, relationship coach.

You must have good manners not to have lashed out at me over my comments on your DP...

Trust me,when a busty lady wears cloths that cover her Booba. she looks more attractive and sexy cos guys are very curious and imaginative in nature so we always love ladies to leave us curious and we love to imagine what lies under that bulge but when you leave little or nothing for us to imagine,it becomes a turn off.

Stalwert:
So every Muslim lady should copy her? The issue is a matter of rights, whatever culture the NBA created for itself cannot be used to supplant the rights of Muslim ladies who do not want to uncover their head.

A sauce for the goose is good for the gander...no religion should claim any funny right. If it is a rule then you either abide by it to exclude yourself from the body that made the rule.

nototribalist:
No wonder Mr Eazi came back to Nigeria, to be enjoying Otedola daughter fresh boobs

we must take him back to Ghana.

Lol! please don't go there at all...Ghana babes are crazily hot...infact I don't know if I should rate them higher than out Naija babes...

Tyrabarbara:
this boobs is not that bad. y'all should chill na. how many girls in nigeria has perky boobs?

All these nairaland boys shouting Olympus has fallen know nothing about the female tits.

The bigger the boobs the more droopy it looks but that does not mean it is saggy. By the way,how many ladies have fine boobs?

I have seen enough boobs in my life to conclude that a perky boobs is very rare even among virgins.

And btw what is with the display of boobs on your dp? Not cool so I advice put a more conservative pics...no pun intended.

anonimi:
Too many funny people on board tonight.

Im damn serious man..just that i dont have the muscle for the tom and jerry act of winning their love cos they can be very hard to convince especially when they hear 'Im from Nigeria"

pocohantas:
Doro no dey carry last. The pictures below are naija babes that married foreigners. Na una get low foreign exchange value...

You guys should fix up ya lives #inMI'sVoice

Can you spot the difference? The men are even in our native attires, acknowledging our culture, not hiding somewhere in Ikoyi registry

I love those pics..looking forward to marrying a pretty oyinbo/mixed sweet young lady...not granma

TheManofTomorrow:
I laughed when I saw you write "you can always keep them as friends". Do you know the worst thing a guy hates apart from rejection is being friendzoned? No guy will wait for 3month if his intention of dating a lady is not achieved early enuf. It won't be ideal wasting a guy's time. If you think going about keeping friends just because you never can tell if they will be of help you in the future is an excellent idea. That's wrong

Besides, not every lady have the time and energy to keep up with tons of opposite sx while still sticking to one man. It can lead to developing cheating tendencies you know.

One cannot benefit from everybody. Don't go about keeping friends because of that. A person will help you if they think you deserve it, not if you a friends with them.

Friendship requires time and energy. Time and energy that would otherwise used in productive things.

It depends on how you approach it.

I have lots of nairaland friends both male and female and it is not always about dating.

If a man is tired of being friendzoned then let him move on..is it by force for a lady to say yes?

My point is that people should try to be friends with people. ..if you woo a lady and she says NO biko move on and maintain your friendship or delete her number if that will make you sleep at night.Why making it look like a do or die thing? which one is the talks about guys hating being friend zoned. ..

SexyCeline:
How important is it fa?

Send am first.

Angelanest:
Zambian Media Personality Caristo Chitamfya Jr a.k.a Caristo Clear was so elated as he met with football legend, Jay Jay Okocha during German Bundesliga Tour. The young man watched the Derby game between FC Schalke and Borussia Dortmund, in the VIP box with Jay Jay Okocha.

According to reports, Jay Jay Okocha described Caristo Chitamfya Jr as a very intelligent, entertaining young man with a bright future.

Caristo was reportedly given a warm reception as he also watched other matches during the German football tour.

Jay Jay Okocha came to the Bundesliga in 1992, becoming the first Nigerian to play in the German Top flight and in 1993 Okocha scored the goal of the year against Oliver Khan whilst playing for Frankfurt. He also played for PSG in France and Bolton Wanderers in England to mention a few.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/12/jay-jay-okocha-delights-zambian-man-watches-match-germany-photos.html

Just watched the goal lol! Okocha is indeed a legend.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUPiMFHbbFU

ogorwyne:
It does make sense. Some people are very good at making friends and keeping them while some of us are so bad at it. Some people will just come in the name of friendship and piss you off for life that you just get very conscious of everybody that comes around you.

It's not even about romance alone.

I have this lady friend that hardly reads or responds to any message sent by a certain guy she met while she was married but unfortunately her husband died and it is this guy she has been ignoring that has become her pillar at the moment.

She kept saying "thank GOD I did not ignore him totally o"

How many ladies have ridiculed a guy they met just to realize he is an oga in the company they seek employment in.

TheManofTomorrow:
This your post makes sense but it isn't practical in most cases.

I am know what ladies will go through if they completely follow this your advice.
Do you know some guys are playboys, fuckboys and irresponsible?. So what do expect a lady to do when relating with such?. Gullibly follow up with their Convo even tho it doesn't align with yours just because you wanna make friends or choose from a wide list?

My opinion is that a lady/guy should prove himself worthy before requesting for his/her attention or conversation. You can't be compatible with everyone.

Its no big deal not to relate with those who doesn't align with your interest. It's not easy to friendzone so many pple at once.

On the contrary, the lady or guy should be very tactful in going about it.

Let's say I'm a lady and a guy comes up to me for my contact and I don't really like the guy,I give him my facebook ID, but if I really like him I can give him my direct line.

The bottom line is that I can always have them as friends whilst keeping myself discreet from their wahala because you never can tell.

Btw has lalasticlala seen this?

Oyindidi:
And you no shame to post am online
Sorry zykod, I don take your FTC

Honestly some ladies are brain dead..and she posted this online...what a waste.

Ghana babes..hmmmm! but im not a fan of barca but team manCHESTer anyday.

t00dugged:
hello

OK let me correct it. Thanks