₦airaland Forum

adren:
better educative topics dey to push to fp na..
besides, you just an OP

ain't hating on you nor your topic..




ain't sure if you can say that to my face when you see me one-on-one

**smiles**

lf you dont see this as educative enough then i should question your degree.

And by the way,i guess the facelessness of nairaland is a yardstick to make funny comments cos if you must know,that NYSC Khaki you are still dreaming of was worn by me 19yrs ago.

Mo ma ra ni iko ti mo ba ri e one on one.

Cutehector:
Will Nigerian graduates listen to this? No they will not.

U will see a vacancy for a customer service officer for example at nairabet, millio of job seekers will troop in..

And funny enuf, they want just two people. Two slaves in fact!

But can we really blame them?

Most naija guys are innovative but no social security funds to sustain them while they pursue their dreams so in the bid to get by,they get a job and that will be the end of their pursuit of their passion.

too bad.

adren:
mods weyn push this to FP don misplace him priority..





in other news..
happy birthday to senator abio.. feferal university of technology, akure..

i cant wait to register for NYSC next week monday by 12:01am..


i want to GEt calabar by God's grace..
i hEar say calabar and benue is the synonym of eritrea

Your last paragraph is suggestive of a misplaced priority.

westlius:
Will it make bubu pay d 5000 stipends or change 1 dollar to a naria or change d economic situation

See questions?

Dont worry,im working on a project that will give every interested Nigerian youth the opportunity to earn good monthly.

Clinton594:
Can u imagine.... Like say
HIV
Ebola
Lassa never do, nke this one don come out

The new lassa to me is a biological weapon as well as this zikka thing.

Ebayray:
I love twins.
Can't wait to have mine

Recieve it.

Cleavage sha ni gbo gbo igba.

daretodiffer:
This is the Toks I like

Na you sabi

This marriage is so hyped and that is a danger on its own.
Both of them must be extra careful and very prayerful..Aye o fe ni fe oro.
Wish both of them happy married life.

draftmaster:
To be honest I don't understand why women act surprised and mushy when a man proposes to them. I mean you have been dating and in all of those two years you guys didn't discuss marriage? If you did, why the overly histrionic displays when a man goes down on one knee to stain his trousers with Naija dust? I don't know how relationships go, see I am a Pope but I would think if I were ever going to get married, I would have discussed marriage a hundred times with my prospective wife. Type of marriage, prospective period of marriage, number of kids, kind of education for the kids, honeymoon location, choice of city to live in, number of palmwine glasses I'd get per day, who gets tv rights when it is Arsenal vs The Promise. I mean the whole gamut.
So point is, if I am getting married to a girl she'd know a full year before the proposal. So why the surprise package? Abi she no believe me before ke? Why the occasional tears sef? Are you shocked that someone you dated for years is asking you to marry him?
Anyways, before I started dating Chinenye, I asked her, will you marry me? And she replied with a sweet smile on her face, draftmaster, of course you know I'd marry you, you leave me no choice.
See? Me I done skip proposal and engagement ring o. I have even done the math in PKE - Palmy Kegs Equivalent.

Ladies and their mysterious brains.

Simplestone:
Please my fellow Nairalanders,Am very depressed,I have a man who I have known for 8years,we were friends and started dating 4years ago,although the relationship was a distance one,cause I school in Ogun state,while He reside in delta state,He practically does everything for me including paying my school fees,He is a very caring man,we have agreed to get married this year 2016,Although I don't love him,but I never wanted to be an ingrate to him,and I believe since we are friends that the love will eventually come.
Last year June I had a dream,and I saw a woman and a child crying in front of him, while He kept on pushing them away,I was worried so I asked him if there is any secret He is hiding from me,that I already know, but I wanted to hear from Him,that was when He told me that He got a woman pregnant by mistake in 2013 ,that He does not love the girl,and He has even refuse to see her since she gave birth.
I was depressed and I felt betrayed I stopped picking his calls for Two weeks,and the next thing He did was to rush down to my elder sister and told her everything we have shared in the relationship,and even threatened to deal with me if I don't marry Him,He boasted about all He has done for me,including paying my school fees and all that.

I am truly confused,I need serious advise, please no insults. Thanks.

Oh my...

I was actually going to advice you in his favour until i got to that threatning part.

Young lady,go to police station immediately and report him so that he will make an understatement regarding that threat to your life. Please dont take it with levity.

Secondly please leave him at once and move on with your life.

With that threat he made,he just revealed his true colour...A man who truly loves a lady does not issue such threat.

My humnle stand.

kolaaderin:
May my wife loyalty never be tested. Let mine for over be on permanent examination.

Good prayer but in life..sometimes shits happen.

madridguy:
100% true. My GF landed me red card last december cos am damn broke to take her out on her birthday.

Go and do thanks giving.

I pity guys who got a lady when they have lots of cash...except the lady is equally from a rich home,i guess these guys must pray nver to experience lack to avoid igida eye fo situation .

And it is very astounding that Jehovah made the galaxies.

He must be more than what people think he is.

e DON TEY WEY SUPERMEN DON DEY.

Jehovah is awesome

Omotayor123:
You should ask answer the question above as to why Muslims believe in Jesus but Christians dont believe in Muhammad.
. And at the bolded.. The only salvation is believing that God is one, he has no son or subordinates and that Muhammad S.A.W is his messager.

I also pray God open your eyes to the right part. Aamin!

I thank GOD that in heaven, there wil be no Christian or Muslim but only believers in Christ whose names arew ritten in teh book of life and that is why i don't preach religion..I PREACH SALVATION. They are very very parallel and widely different.

But then the choice is yours..one day both of will know the truth and it will definitely be too late for one of us.

Have a great sunday.

What is toyin thinking allowing this to go online.

Stupidity of the highest order so what happens IF she breaks up with this dude too?

Awon oniranu.

hush15:
You right. He did the right thing and we need to celebrate the right things as this. Celebrating it breeds the right culture in our society and our nation as a whole. It encourages more examples as this where leader see the bigger picture and act responsibly. In a nation and continent at large where power is relinquished without a fight, I know it's right to acknowledge this good thing and celebrate it so God can bless us with more.

I totally agree.Just that im not comfy with the way he goes about it as if he was cheated out.

Omotayor123:
OP well done... But mind u, Jesus was praying earnestly not to die. so
he doesn't want to die ..... also nobody dies 4
anybody's sin cos d bible said " d father shall nt
b put to death for d son neither d son b put to
death for d father only for his own sin shall a
person b put to death...

Tayo, i know where you are coming from.

A son can not wake up after many years to just accept that who he tot was his parents are not his so i understand and this is why i am very tactical and careful when i discuss this with the muslim faithfuls.

The Quran is known to be sent directly from GOD hence there is no aorta of mistake as believed by the muslim faithfuls and im not here to dispute that.But have you sat down to ask yourself these question?

Why is it that the Islamic teachings agree with Jesus being a sent by GOD(Allah),they agree that he performed miracles,they believe that infact he died,rose on the third day and he is coming back again BUT THAT HE WAS NOT CRUCIFIED?

How come it is that vital part that is important for the salvation of a soul that is disputed by islamic teachings? Could that be a deliberate attempt to rob people from getting saved and making heaven?I really don't know but those are vital questions you need to ask yourself.
I only pray that GOD will open the eyes of my lovely muslim brothers and sisters to see that indeed christ was actually crucified and believing in his death is the only sure way to Aljonah.

This is not what we should debate but i pray that i will not be "Adorun mo oto" meaning i will not be among those who will know the truth after death of which by then,it will be too late.

purpinkx:
If you sacrifice something it's gone forever . You don't call giving up something that you know will be yours again in three days sacrifice ... That's deceit

The Human has soul and even if you don't believe in GOD i belive you can't dispute this and teh soul lives on so apparently Jesus soul must live on if at all he was never resurrected.

Nevertheless,you have the right to your opinion but unfortunately, it does not chnage the fact that indeed there is a GOD called Allah in Arabic and Yahweh in hebrew.

You either believe now or you will when its too late.Its up to you.

Lalasticlala,happy sunday

easrael:
I know that we all love to use our phones everywhere we go and for some of us, we have found an excuse to take the device to church: e-Bible.

I use a TECNO L5 mobile smartphone and as much as I can be called an heavy user of my phone because it lasts long, I have ensured the phone doesn't go with me to church and here's the scriptural reason!

Habakkuk 2:20King James Version (KJV)

20 But the Lord is in his holy temple: let all the earth keep silence before him.

The day I had a spiritual understanding of this verse was when I changed my mind about this act.

God wants silence in his presence thereby all agents or appearances of distraction must be kept at bay.

I pray that as we read this, the Holy Spirit would teach is more about it.

And what on earth has this got to do with the title of the thread? Op have you considered being a stand up comedian? you will do very well in that area.

*Walks out of thread*

tuale4u:
He lost d election. And he did d right tin

My brother i tire o.

He keeps ranting as if he was not defeated.

Buhari won neatly.

AVRecruit:
preach it Toks.

The funny thing is men are innately attracted to young blood regardless of how politically incorrect it is. Most Nigerian men would marry people over 26 quite alright but they will cheat with younger babes to get a fair share.

Girls are supposed to get married before their beauty fades.... thats the main attractant.

but most gilrs abuse it.

ive said before feminists have tried to extend adolescence to 26 in the west so they can call men who go after young girls pervs and names.

but it wont work.

women should get married as soon as they can.

men call the shots who they are with!

You must be an intelligent and matured man.

daretodiffer:
Nah

Women should grab a man before their beauty starts to depreciate..... I think I got it now

lol

I find that kinda sarcastic.

Its not as if they will grab any man but we all know how most hot chics think,they keep pushing it until they suddenly wake up to realize how late it has become.

When i write these things,i'm only catching my fun but at the same time passing some deep messages.It is up to then to learn and adjust.

Hot chics enjoy the attention and to them they feel it will be too early to permanently be with a man in a timely manner.

daretodiffer:
So you think beauty is the reason most women are either unmarried or married late?

I am sorry but really need to stop writing this stuffs. I have already explained beauty to you.

Habba! please read that second paragraph again. This has nothing to do with teh unfortunate ones but those who have allowed that beauty to enter their head...

daretodiffer:
Ermmm...please upload your 20s and 30s pictures


Thanks!

lol

I am not saying this applies to women alone but its a universal thing but we all know that men age slower in most cases and even a man's age is inconsequential when it comes to marriage.

daretodiffer:
That woman in that picture is as beautiful as ever.

That is exactly the lies their brains keep telling them especially when they hear lies from fellow ladies about how sweet they look.

They look in the mirror at 25 and at 30 and their brains will not see any difference.

Toks2008:
When i look at the way some babes flaunt their hot bodies,pretty faces and curves i tend to yinmu to them because many of them are ignorant of the fact that no matter the cream,no matter the surgery or cosmetics they use to enhance their beauty,there is always a gradual yet hardly noticeable depreciation of their beauty and bit by bit that sweet looking face,that super firm tits and that hot body will begin to experience law of diminishing returns and nobody can ever stop that from happening.

This write up is directed to the ladies who believe they are too sweet to settle with a man.This is not about throwing shades on them but a known fact many pretend they don't know about. A woman has no luxury of gallivanting about when she ought to calm down and put herself at a vantage point to settle down in a timely manner.

ok ok you say you don't wanna suffer with any man so you wait and hope you meet a rich dude. Ironically,this rich dude knows he is a hot cake so he only spends stipends on you out of his millions or billions and when he is done with you,he dumps you for another lady since he has the money to throw about and maybe at 30something you will now be forced to settle with a man you ordinarily will not look twice.

And if i may ask these myopic ladies these simple questions:

1.How much are you really worth?
2.Is there a crystal ball to know if that "poor dude" will remain poor forever or will also make it big?
3.Is there a guaranty that the rich guy you marry will remain rich forever?
4.How will you feel if that broke dude you ignored today becomes a very rich dude in no time and that rich guy you went for became so broke?
5.Are you cursed not to also strive and make it on their own?

I dey beg all the ladies wey believe say they are too hot to be with one man to relax,cool down very well and pick one man to settle with before they become an object of consideration by men and If you believe you are too hot to be with one man then be ready to be sampled by many men. Just go for a man who has a destination,take the risk of sticking with him and pray for him and wiuth him.

In 7 out of 10 ladies,all their gragra is from the ripe age of 18 to 35 and once you don dey pass 35years GOD help you so baby Juliana, kwachara anya gi.

Lalasticlala have you seen this?

niggi4life:
there was this babe that can to Madhouse at festac(to all the FT guys and babes I hail oooo...)she was playing Mortal Kombat And she was beating everybody, I challenged her and I trashed her, I was using Nob Saibot..that dark sub zero...I beat am wella, from there we exchanged numbers, that babe happens to be my wife now...back then I no get job ooo, but this babe just like me, saw a future in me, believed me,
To all the ladies in the house, give that guy a chance, he might end up being all you have dreamed about in Mills and Boom..

See me today, .me and my wife dey challenge ourselves for Fifa 2015 ps4..(na she even buy am for my bydai o) Guys.... Marry your friend, ur paddy and I can swear with GOD that u won't regret it....u guys will live long, play together and always settle your quarrel amicably..

Thats all.

You just escaped marital trouble by marrying your ftiend.

Lovelynature:
Easier said than done. If you have an ex you truly love, you may not even know when you start thinking about him or wishing the new guy were just like him in some aspects. Even if the new guy is way better than he is. In fact you may be tempted to call your new guy by your ex's name if care is not taken. The ex syndrome may take long time to go. Especially with ladies, when they truly love the ex

Very true.

Even as a guy, i always remember my ex for two things..Her sexual decency and expertise in the kitchen.

When i wrote this piece,i was just laughing because for the first time i see myself advising me. This ex syndrome is not easy to overcome except your ex was totally worthless then you really won't have anything to remember him or her for.