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Travel / Re: Discovery Air Is A Joke;avoid It At All Cost Except Having Noting At Stake!! by tollu: 8:47pm On Dec 16, 2014
10 whole hours?? If you had gone by road jeje, you for don reach PH begin chop catfish peppersoup, forget say you even travel sef.
Pele
Politics / Re: Why I Believe Jonathan Will Win In 2015: Reno Omkri by tollu: 3:08pm On Dec 16, 2014
mrmetoo1:
Mr Reno,
Please where are these trains in Lagos?? I'm still hoping to catch a glance of these trains one of these days. Except the ones I see on Agege Motor Road with people hanging on the sides, are those the air-conditioned trains? Now for anything to make a tiny dent in Lagos traffic, it needs to be seen everywhere but these trains are nowhere to be found. I'll give an example, there's an evidence of BRT buses all over Lagos even though they're grossly below the amount needed to make any significant change.
As for highways, I'll use the Apapa-Oshodi as an example. It was exactly a year since this past saturday that I've moved back and I go through that highway a lot. Since this past year, they have fixing the road, the worst part of this is they have been fixing the same portion of road for the past year. They block it, fix it, open it and in the next month block it again and repeat the same cycle. Now anytime I complain about work being there for the past year, people around me want to hit me because they ask "what do you know?? this has been going on for years". We're not talking about building an underground highway to add to the existing one, we're not talking about building a bridge over the highway, we're not even talking lane expansion just repairs and its taking 4+ years, seriously lets get real.
The airport transformation, to me is a joke. Leaky roofs, no A/C's, few conveyor belts working, bad roads in the airport car park and you guys go around the country making noise about transformation. What kind of transformation is that??
I love my country and it pains me that we're still going through the problems we have in this country but enough with the deceit. I honestly don't doubt GEJ is a decent man but I don't think he has what it takes to be a good leader. No record of that before he became president, no record of it now that he's president.
If Jonathan performed/is performing well, this would have just been a ceremonial election but he has disappointed Nigerians, he has failed. He came in with so much goodwill, so much political capital but he squandered all that. He has enriched himself, enriched his cronies to the detriment of the Nigerian people. Even you do not have the credibility to defend him because all it sounds like is you're protecting your interest.
P.S. It'll be a good idea if you guys do a documentary of people like you, other important folks riding on those trains on a regular day, not one where your security detail clears everyone and installs select pretty faces, just a regular day. Lets really see how these trains in action. Same should be done with airports, same should be done with the highways. Educate us, we are willing and waiting to see these changes. All you wrote here has been the talking points for the TAN group for ages, its played out already. Show us something more, someone showed a drone video of a railroad construction, that's a good start.

God bless you for this response. The backers of GEJ can give you an encyclopedia of his achievements so I'm far from surprised at Reno's statement. Paper achievements na their forte.

If he can make the claim quoted below , then it is safe to say everything Reno said is a gross exaggeration of the situation on ground. 

"‎Lagosians who are today escaping Lagos traffic via the air conditioned Goodluck train must be under no illusion that this service just appeared from nowhere."‎
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Politics / Re: Human Rights Group Drags Buhari To ICC Over Alleged Crimes by tollu: 2:48pm On Dec 16, 2014
At least we can shed more light on this issue. Let them present their evidence and let justice be served or his name cleared once and for all.

Knowing naija though, na story for the gods

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Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 5:56pm On Dec 15, 2014
Yes o at Tgirl4real. Life is too short as it is so we try to make each other happy.

Funjosh:


lipsrsealed

What is lipsrsealed

*Singing* I no want this your gumming body, cos you know say my papa no like am.

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Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 4:39pm On Dec 15, 2014
This uncle Funjosh no even introduce hinsef, hin just enter begin gum body with Excelsia. Come, warrapun?

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Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 7:13am On Dec 15, 2014
Osyxcel:
Aproko Tollu shocked tongue lipsrsealed angry sad cheesy grin

Your cane is doing press up in the freezer.

And that .gif is so vibrant, I feel like jumping for joy too. Love it!

Heavenly father, please give us many more reasons to jump for joy with such glee and abandon.
Romance / Re: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by tollu: 10:19pm On Dec 14, 2014
Yayyyyy!!!!

Congratulations Obinoscopy and Excelsia, may cupid's quiver never run empty.

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Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 10:16pm On Dec 14, 2014
candygosh:

My recurrent tumor shrunk after 2nd chemo bt nt completely, i stil ve 4 more 2 go, so im hopeful i wont be needn more surgery to eliminate.

Mighty glad to read this, your healing shall be complete and permanent in Jesus name.
Hugs and kisses dear Candygosh who brought us all together. Muah

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Romance / Re: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by tollu: 9:44pm On Dec 14, 2014
Christine01:


Na where you dey since? I don dey find you waka all around nairaland so that you can come and vote. I no gree see you.


Infact, I dey vex gaan ni that the voting period was missed
Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 9:38pm On Dec 14, 2014
Excerpt from the Nairaland Couple's Competition thread.

Our very own Obinosia have written a very dangerous poem ooo.
I love it!
Make I call Mr Tollu to be and act out this their poem cheesy

Poem:

Passionate love making By Obinoscopy and Xcelsia

Passion burns in the depth of your eyes, every caress is like a sweet surprise.

The gentleness of your hands gliding down
my side, gives my body a shock of heat waves to ride.

Sweet, soft kisses cover every curve, your strong
embrace holds still.

The glide of your tongue across my "lips" I arch my back for more and thrust my hips.

I UnCloth you to reveal a body thats ever so breath
taking.

I return the heat, the tease, as I listen to the soft moans you make.

Our bodies unite, fire hot passion we let overtake the night.

My eyes glaze over but I cant let you stop yet.

I turn you over so I can be on top, your body responds for me not to stop.

Glorious waves take us both to ecstacy, our bodies
quiver in desire as we let our fluids flow free.

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Romance / Re: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by tollu: 9:33pm On Dec 14, 2014
Mbet which kain competition be this wey no enter 24 hours!!!
Sunday wey people dey groove na hin una dey compete. I dey vex ooo.
Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 9:30pm On Dec 14, 2014
Modified

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Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 9:24pm On Dec 14, 2014
Saw the mentions late and missed the voting period.
I'm so sorry folks. Voted nonetheless but it probably doesn't count.

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Romance / Re: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Obinoscopy & Excelsia ♥♥ by tollu: 9:21pm On Dec 14, 2014
Cc: Luxanne
I vote Obinoscopy and Xcelsia.
Jokes Etc / Re: Half Human Chimpanzee Found IN Nigeria by tollu: 11:02am On Dec 10, 2014
Na planet of the apes be this abi which movie? tongue
Politics / Re: Transcript Of Buhari's Interview On Channeltv's "Politics Today" by tollu: 7:29am On Dec 10, 2014
Splashme:
[size=13pt]Does this Buhari smoke?
I watched the video - his dark lips, dark gum, teeth, dark inner mouth . . . . hmmm[/size]

Better he smokes weed than quaffing ogogoro as is GEJ's hobby.
Weed effects are way better than alcohol's
Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 7:06am On Dec 10, 2014
Zikkie:


Thanks tollu.... I hope the 'ameboism' would stop so you don't miss out on the next happenings which would most definitely be good news sha! grin have a great day my sweetie!

If I miss out, Odunharry would be sure to give me a mention again cheesy
Have a great day dear.

@Christine01
Exceeding grace na all of us portion.
Nice day dears
Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 11:14am On Dec 09, 2014
Glad to see that all is back to normal with Excelsia and to hear of the healing in Zikkie's family.
Patiently waiting for many more testimonies.
XOXO everyone

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Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 7:24pm On Dec 08, 2014
candygosh:

shes ok just some tryn time for her. Pls put her in ur prayers. U would ve been notified if she had ur num na ur aproko and busyness too much. Lol
just put her in prayerz

No be small aproko an busyness o my sister. Thank God she's okay.
This one wey u just dey chop dey go, I'm glad to hear that oh so I go fit flog you for calling me aproko. Drink plenty kunu and milk join cos I don go soak that koboko for inside kerosene. Hehehe

Xcelsia baby, if you're reading this, this life is just a pot of beans jare. Please whatever the issue is, just know this: It is a phase and it will surely pass. It might not seem like it right now but it will pass.
Lots of love hun
Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 7:00pm On Dec 08, 2014
Oh my, what's wrong with gentle and good soul Xcelsia dearie? I'm sorry for asking but I'm in the dark
Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 6:37pm On Dec 06, 2014
^^^
I shall. smiley

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Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 6:24pm On Dec 06, 2014
xcelsia:
Wow it's actually a good one o, if only it had a health undertone then we could have moved it to health section then to front page. It's purely sexual embarassed

grin grin Everbody come and seeoooo. Xcelsia is reading ashawo sometin

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Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 6:17pm On Dec 06, 2014
Obinoscopy:
Oh, so you go there? Hmmm.

Yes ooo. Back in the day though. I should resume

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Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 6:15pm On Dec 06, 2014
xcelsia:
hahahahaha ahhhh wahala dey o, I don enter one chance grin

Hehehe. Have no fear. What say you to https://www.nairaland.com/2031390/ladies-why-scream-during-sex
I know sexuality na hidden board sha. Just messing with you guys kiss

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Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 6:12pm On Dec 06, 2014
xcelsia:
Lmao, oya which one? wink

cheesy brb

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Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 6:03pm On Dec 06, 2014
xcelsia:
Tollu tollu how far? Lol na my duty na as his babe, I need to helep and support am as super mod to make nairaland better. Sexuality? Ahhhhh lipsrsealed

Hehehe. Nothing do you jare my love. Correct babe.
Yes ke, sexuality grin

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Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 1:46pm On Dec 06, 2014
Zikkie baby, how now? How's pops? Sorry about the current situation around you, things will let up soon enough dear. It is a phase. A stressful one I must admit, please hang in there.

Odunharry of life, na exam fever Abi Wetin grip you? tongue

Obinoscopy and Xcelsia: Hehehe, una dey follow pick topic together again? I go love o. You people can put a topic from Sexuality board on the front page cheesy

Candygosh and Hephzi1991, much love girls. God bless and keep us all.

Osyxcel, Christine01 and the whole crew, I dey greet o
Hugs and kisses

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Fashion / Re: Ladies: Share Pictures Of Your Natural Hair Here by tollu: 1:37pm On Dec 06, 2014
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Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 10:06pm On Nov 30, 2014
Hephzi baby kiss
I am so so glad to hear from you. Muah muah muah muah. No homoooo
Per the writing... we plenty for there but just try it, it could be therapeutic. if it is too much trouble, you can abandon ship.

Thanks Osyxcel,
I bin see where you dey try thief kiss o. Ole
Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 4:06pm On Nov 30, 2014
All this football stories sef. RME
Odunharry, face your booki ooo. All d best dear

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Health / Re: BR€AST CANCER Amongst Nigerian Women by tollu: 11:45am On Nov 30, 2014
Oh, I am so ashamed of myself for keeping away for so so long. Got so many logs in the fire, I am so sorry guys. I really love y'all and Lord knows I remember us all in my prayers.
Zikkie, Candy and Hephzie, the Lord is oiur strength ooo

Now lemme go back and start reading from the last time I checked in. Muah muah muah

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Fashion / Re: Fashion Items Or Accessories You cant Wear Due To Yr Religion Or Superstition! by tollu: 7:22am On Nov 23, 2014
I haven't found an accessory I can't wear. Skulls, serpents, frogs, aliens, illumifaya infact the more befuddling the better. I LOVE accessories kiss
No piercings though. Low threshold for pain

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