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I think the guy is just lonely and wishing for a partner.



If someone tells me he saw me in a dream I go run be that oh. Likewise if I see someone in a dream I simply take it as a sign I'm missing the person, nothing more.

robolobster and robopike?

pretty impressive.

But how do you prevent them being eaten by predators in the wild?

I'm surprised the Japanese didnt beat the Americans to it though. Thought they were the leaders in robotic technology.

hmmm. I dont think thats the PC way to kill a fly. You're supposed to use a fly swatter or bug spray _{unless you're in Africa of course}

Now, one should also wonder what a fly was doing in an air conditioned room, why the news reels saw the incident as front page news, and how far along is that fly robot called Robofly.

Robofly was hatched in early 1998, when the Office of Naval Research sought ideas for tiny robots. Fearing, who has been fascinated by robots since he was a teenager, jumped at the chance.

He got together with some colleagues who let their imaginations run wild. Really wild. One idea was for a tiny, walking robot not much larger than an ant. ("Basically a silicon chip with legs," Fearing said.) Another idea was for a hopping robot modeled after an octopus. And then there was robofly.

The Navy loved robofly. It also loved robolobster, now being built at Northeastern University, and robopike, which swims in a tank at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

http://www.robotbooks.com/spy-fly-robot.htm

No agency admits to having deployed insect-size spy drones. But a number of U.S. government and private entities acknowledge they are trying. Some federally funded teams are even growing live insects with computer chips in them, with the goal of mounting spyware on their bodies and controlling their flight muscles remotely.

The robobugs could follow suspects, guide missiles to targets or navigate the crannies of collapsed buildings to find survivors.


The technical challenges of creating robotic insects are daunting, and most experts doubt that fully working models exist yet.

"If you find something, let me know," said Gary Anderson of the Defense Department's Rapid Reaction Technology Office.

But the CIA secretly developed a simple dragonfly snooper as long ago as the 1970s. And given recent advances, even skeptics say there is always a chance that some agency has quietly managed to make something operational.

"America can be pretty sneaky," said Tom Ehrhard, a retired Air Force colonel and expert in unmanned aerial vehicles who is now at the Center for Strategic and Budgetary Assessments, a nonprofit Washington-based research institute.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/08/AR2007100801434.html?hpid=topnews&hpid=artslot

https://img200.imageshack.us/img200/2998/afly.jpg


To all my detractors: today is Conspiracy Day when I catch up on all the conspiracy news I've been missing.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=284766.msg4040294#msg4040294 date=1245200341]lmao @ Q leg
I guess she was just naive.
how do they say it in yoruba? I thought you translated it from yoruba o fe para e si wa lorun. she wants to implicate us[/quote]exactly.

o fe pa ara e si won lorun.

hehehe

God forbid I meet that kain person sha. The day im suppose come, na that day thunderstorm go prevent am

the girl had me baffled for a while.

at a mamaput joint, the man enters and bellows give me
1 shaki
1 ponmo
1 snail
1 liver
that fish, he points at the fried fish fillet
1 bokoto (cow-leg)
that should do with N20 amala.

anyway, if they cut the meat into small pieces sha.

Fhemmmy:
A man's pride will rather allow him to settle for the one where the ladies will reside separately, and he can be going to do his thang

you keep dodging the question.



Is this what you mean:

Fhemmmy:
A man's pride will rather allow him to settle for the one where the other husbands will reside separately, and he can be going to do his thang[b] privately[/b]

**still fail to see anything spectacular**

is there another photo he wants to post.

Some girls may fall for him sha.

Taliban in the north. Taliban in the south.

Jesu Kristi.

O lord how long before you show your hand and scatter Your enemies.

bawomolo:
Why is it so hard to believe this is for research?

or does everything oyinbo get you guys hyper?

naija man working in mcdonalds is espionage o.

dont flatter yourself.

Naija man working in macdonalds is to pay bills and send money home to the village.

So research cancels out espionage, right? They're mutually exclusive, in your opinion?

anyway, if your feelings are really hurt that much, lets assume the information gathered will be used to check the feasibility of a MacDonalds or some other country's fast food joint in Nigeria.

seeklove:
I could very well be. Being an agent for CIA is not a crime; it is a job of honnor, and a job of patriotism.

I do not doubt that the guy is on research. But what I am saying is that it very possible for CIA to have an agent who is a street hawker. But like somebody said, they will not use a white man for such a job in Nigeria where one can easily spot him. There are so many Nigerian Americans who can blend in the Nigerian street without anybody suspecting. I believe CIA would rather use a Nigerian American agent or at least a black agent for such a mission.

true, they've been using black Nigerians to spy on themselves long before now. That one na normal thing.

However, people say if you see a frog running in the daytime, you know something is chasing it or else its chasing something.

Two Dutchmen working as gas station attendants. Chinese all over the place. A white American selling gala in Lagos traffic.


Now, if the American guy was selling hot amala with okro stew and crayfish, I could say he's definitely not a spy, because only a stupid spy would show himself like that. But the gala wey im dey sell- na Nigerian food? No be British abi Scottish?

Nigeria has an official language called English.

Most younger people wey no sabi english dey still speak broken.

If not speaking Yoruba didnt prevent them from colonising you before then why would it suddenly be a problem now.

una just dey argue sha!

[quote author=T@meD0 link=topic=284857.msg4045935#msg4045935 date=1245272984]man, lwkmd for the different dimensions this story don take.

very soon now we go hear say na osama this bobo dey work for.

did some of you paranoias think for a second that the CIA will never send a Caucasian to come and spy in an all black country? come on now, that one no even require common sense (wey in most cases, no too common sef).

if the the CIA wants to send a spy or spies to naija, the obvious thing to do is use agents that are proficient in at least one naija language.

abeg, make una re n'le with all of una conspiracy theory o jare. . .like someone suggested, this could be a marketing strategy to penetrate the naija beef industry.

by the way, the spies wey some of una dey holla fit dey enter the same taxi or danfo with una everyday and you won't know it. [/quote]did the CIA tell you they dont already have plenty of Nigerians working for them?

If they feel your views are too biased, then who better to send than someone who isnt one of you.

here's hoping it all works out.

stmanpule:
how sure are you that this oyinbo albino is an american
http://mycitynews..com

maybe because he said this:

I am going to give a presentation to the United States Embassy about my research,” said Alsilski. Born in the city of New York, the United States

and you seem not to know what an oyibo looks like?

_{good lord! Am getting more and more amazed. I fear Nigerians fa}

good lord!

_{as my mum used to say.}

redsun:
The concept of brotherhood in nigerian universities confraternities,if positively channeled can over ride the tribal disunity and cankerworm in nigera.The concept of one for all and all for one,tribe,language or state not withstanding.

As bad as it may seem,there are lessons to learn from them.

when these people become leaders, are you still going to be praising them?

Or does your loyalty end when they take an oath to serve the country?

Or could it be you wont have a problem with them as long as they're ones you "know".

beingme:
is it a crime to eat bones? using her teeth to open bottle is bad very bad cos it local make one look stupid and out of place

hey hey.

anyway, that was a long time ago sha.

4 Play:
So the Gala hawker is part of an American conspiracy? How retarded do you have be to believe this crap?

look, no need to be insultive.

if they say Mungo Park discovered the Niger today, na so so cry all of una go dey cry.

Was he undercover? Nobody knew he was looking for the source of the Niger?


My point is: regardless if the man is a spy or not, all of you will still shout when the information he's gathering, is utilized and NOT for your "perceived" benefit.

he should borrow a page from the US if he wants to go this internet route.

Anonymous posters arent that hard to track down.


Though knowing naijas, most of them just sing whatever song benefits them at any given time.

Fhemmmy:
cheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
The woman out there will always be better for the man, cos lesser wahala for the man to deal with at home, and they say what the woman dont know wont hurt her, but that was before oh, cos now even the thot of it alone kills the woman.
Anyhow, God will help us all.
I just cant stand the thot of my woman shagging oh.

no, I meant should the woman keep her multiple husbands all in one house or would it be more convenient for her to have them living separately. With only one official husband.

We're looking at the woman's viewpoint now, not the man's.

you didnt post a picture, have only 8 posts and yet you say girls will unconditionally fall for you.

na juju you wan use?

bawomolo:
if only we were this critical of our own politicians.

are you not?

seriously, you people amaze me sometimes.


So what do you call all the insults, cursing, abuse and bad wishes Nigerians constantly send their politicians?

calling for not only the politicians death but also slow torture for their children and relatives?

bawomolo:
wow i never knew you would find out my little secret

na today Naijas dey sell themselves to foreigners?

bawomolo:
I believe the guy is a Fulbright scholar working on his research.

you guys are reaching hard on this one.



spies are typically unnoticeable and shun media attention. This guy is openly taking pictures for the camera.

or maybe just a good ole sociology research?

Once again, in Nigeria and Africa, spies dont have to be unnoticeable.

When people raise an alarm, then they can go underground, but right now they dont have to.

I'm not saying the man is a spy but I wouldnt rule it out just because you like oyibos.

bawomolo:
they do.

You think some white CIA operative is walking around the streets of Libya or Zimbabwe selling perfumes?

paranoia isn't a good thing.

No they dont.

Assuming they even need to, because in Nigeria for example, Nigerians will tell any enquirer everything they want to know.

In Libya, who told you the US wasnt keeping tabs on Ghadafi? In any case, they'll tailor their presence to whatever goes in the country being observed.

And who said they cant do both hidden and open surveillance?

CIA agents have infiltrated East Germany as a drunks, mentally deranged fellows, beggars, and even one went as a pile of junk.

a pile of junk, hunh?

wonderful.

bawomolo:
it's research and not a business.

you loons are paranoid. spies are supposed to melt within their host society.

what spying does a white man do within a go slow?

just for the record- in Nigeria or Africa, spies dont need to melt within their host society.

kapish?

People will openly tell them any information they want to know.

Make una no abuse sunny ol' England o.



The black English Nigerians dont like that!

or should it be Nigerian Anglo-Saxons.

Dont insult their country plzzzzzzzzz

APOTI ERI:
i m not insulting you. why dont u give correct idd?

are you referring to my email.