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pineed:
Oga na you claim say AHMED no dey BAT certificate so its you that should provide the Certificate you claimed you saw.

Don't play fast one on us o.. we're too enlighten for this gimmick.. 😂

smh

Those are the two in public domain, which was how this whole enquiry began cos the details didn't match.

Wetin dem write there for the 'satificates' o pineed?? I'm very interested in what you have to say next.

Where you see Ahmed? Oya show us your copy wey Ahmed dey.

pineed:
Treadway, Yes the Certificate does. Ofcourse it does. We all saw it. The Certificate spells Bola AHMED Tinubu.

How on earth will a Certificate have only initials as middle name? My full names are stated on all my certificates

If you have a contrary certificate kindly share to us all.

really? Oya post the one you have. So you don't say the one I have here is false. Waiting...

Jokers! Lol

Where is the newspaper publication stating this? There is none!

Jokers. Lol

You are just being mischievous pineed....

All the so called academic docs from CSU you say are in public domain, do not say Ahmed! What they all say is Bola A Tinubu. Don't distort the facts.


Not like I care anymore, but I felt it necessary to point that out, seeing as you are harping on that point, albeit an inaccurate one.

There is no AHMED written on any of those credentials in circulation including the transcript.

Cheers

kelvinovie:
It is honest to say we missed PDP or President Jonathan. If truth be told and based on all known economic statistics, not propaganda.

simple as ABC. If we could turn back the hands of time, na to go back to 2015 so this disaster would be averted. So sad that the pdp, party of rogues and directionless directionlessness as Obahiagbon put it then, is evidently now 2000 times better than the APC can ever be. Even the corruption, PDP dey learn where APC dey. So sad

skj1377:
Well Tinubu has not borrowed any money give him credit for that. Buhari was looking to borrow few billion dollars less than 30days to end of his tenure.

WRONG

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benuejosh:
Do the abbreviations look the same?

lol. They are both exchanges, with the NYSE being the bigger and more vastly capitalized one.

MS2471:
New York Stock Exchange

Is

Not

NASDAQ

exactly

The NYSE is even bigger.

Depsui:
You're naive. Cultists intimidate a lot of people but because it did not happen to you, it should continue abi?

A ni ka panu po bole wi, e lo n fewo ni.

no nexus between light and darkness. Don't go looking for trouble, and you won't find it. Cheers

Prednisolone or Hydrocortisone inj. Go to the pharmacy, they can/will administer it.

Joker!


How about just don't join a cult? Or just don't roll with cultists? I went to LASU when e dey hot, no wahala with cultists for the five years cos our paths no cross. Shioor!

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nairalanda1:
1.Egypt has a diversified economy, not the oil economy APC has put us under.

2.Angola has a serious debt problem, and a massive fuel smuggling issue. Plus their populaiton is not up to 50 million

3.Algeria has a diversified economy as well. Not the APC oil dependent economy we have.

4.Libya?

Libya produces slightly more oil than we do and has

1.8-10 million people compared to our 200 million people

2.Thus more revenue per capita than we do

3.So they can afford subsidy.

4.And...they have a bad smuggling problem that they are resorting to airstrikes to fight the fuel smugglers. Yes, it is that bad.


Nigeria, especially after 8 years of APC rule is so bad that we cannot afford subsidy. Maybe when we vote in a government that would diversify our economy, and improve tax collection and not pretend fuel is cheap...and no it is not this current government we have, we can get somewhere.

Also, Lexy, if you want subsidy, meet your senator and agi...no wait, Tinubu has heard your cry and brught you subsidy. So, as a tinubu supporter you should be happy. As someone who is a realist and is apolitical, I am pissed.



Now, I want you to keep on asking me questions again and again.

I hereby command you to do so, oga Lexy.

hahahaha....una no go kee me for this Nairaland aswear.🤣🤣🤣

'I hereby command you' got me in stitches for real for real🤣🤣🤣

nairalanda1:
Okay, make you sell your products at half price it cost you to make or buy them to help the poor.

And do grow up. My supporting subsidy removal does not mean I support stealing.

make you no buy cctv camera for your business premises and then hand your business to rogues and see if the business will fail at every turn or not.

sammirano3:
Are you are you normal?

this man, you vex pata pata...sotey you ask the quesshion like Mr Macaroni 🤣🤣🤣

nairalanda1:
Do grow up . My supporting subsidy removal does not mean I support stealing.

you downplay it so much so, we could infer you do.

According to you (numerous times), the stealing is insignificant in the grand scheme of things...or you want screenshots. Screenshots dey if you want. Even your statement which I quoted ,you were still harping on that same thing, that subsidy was hemorrhaging the budget, hence, my decision to show you proof it wasn't so at least in 2011-2012, and to also show you the stealing that clearly was hemorrhaging the budget, by showing just 1 person! Go figure...

nairalanda1:
Because we spent a large chunk of that revenue from the 100 dollars per barrel to pay for subsidies

Even then GEJ wanted to remove it. You his supporters and the opponents like Tinubu said no.

at the bolded, these facts say otherwise. Diezani one person, stole more than the whole subsidy payment for a year even using the prevailing exchange rate at that time, but you've sworn that corruption is just small fry. Not to mention, the exchange rate was managed and manageable at the time so even despite years of high crude oil prices our lives didn't get turned upside down, but fast forward to 2023 you Harvardus economists somehow believe that floating the naira and removing subsidies in one fell swoop is a great idea..and when we tell you the corruption and mismanagement are the real issues you say subsidy is the monster...as if the subsidies on diesel, kerosene that were removed solved anything. Ok o remove subsidy, but why repeat the same trick of 2015/16 by a stupid naira float alongside that in an economy like this with zero shocks.. the stupid misfire evidently did not work as that pushed rates into the 500's then before it settled at the 360's or thereabout. The same clueless Emefoole tricks na im dem still dey actively replay in 2023 after all the castigating.

I know say you no go accept lailai, so this point and the screenshots are just to remind some nairalanders who may have forgotten the events of yester-years not to get carried away with big big English and remind themselves of a little history

Lol. This one don born African China 2.0 after collecting doggy from Chinko all in a bid to japa. Miscalculation! Lol

Lobatan! Na to keep HODL this dollars for one more week. 1200-1300 now very likely. Onward and upward!

Eriokanmi:
Oga oo. Aren't you tired of being deceived? You guys tagged the information fake news a few weeks ago when the information first leaked out. Nigeria won't move forward if you keep defending this party's lies.

I remember in 2015, buhari said subsidy was a scam and he'd never pay it. Later, he begged Nigerians to be patient as things would soon improve so, we should allow him increase pump price as he's not paying subsidy.

Later, he increased it again and people began to react. They now said they were paying something but not subsidy per se. You should stop defending this madness cos you'd not be spared in the consequences of their lies.

When some of us condemned the sudden and utter removal of the subsidy when Tinubu came, you guys said it was the right move and now, we're suffering the consequences. Meanwhile Angola, another oil rich nation only did partial removal but before they did, they had provided palliatives like gej did years back. You know what the dollar is saying now

bros, the mistake you are making here is assuming you are discussing this with a reasonable person. If something is black, it is black and only capable of being black. End of!

LordAdam16:
It is a combination of reasons.

The bottom line though is that he naively expected the FX rate to fall at first to its current rate, then strengthen over time to 600-650.
If that had happened, we'd be having a different conversation.
Obviously that did not happen, so he bears full responsibility for the error.

-Lord

I said this multiple times here...see the most recent below in August here

Treadway:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-08-09/nigerian-naira-drops-to-record-as-black-market-dollar-rate-soars

We warned and warned, but y'all didn't listen. The chimps up there have learnt nothing from 2015/2016 when Buhari made this same shitty call to remove subsidy and float naira in one fell swoop in a country like Nigeria. Now they have successfully FAILED, yet again. A move from officiall/parallel rates of 450/720 to 750/1000(in a few days) is a very successful FAILURE. Smh

You simply do not remove subsidy and float the naira at the same gaddem time. They attempted the exact thing in 2015/16 and it didn't work. But the leaders no gree learn from history, they and some Nairaland economists from Harvardus. Shioor.

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The below quote clearly defines these retards:
“Many are destined to reason wrongly, others not to reason at all and some to persecute those who do reason" - Voltaire

loud eet..for a wider coverage..

Shikini:
Tribalism is Nigeria's biggest problem.

Same tribe that labelled GEJ as a bell boy are everywhere jubilating that Thiefnùbu rang the bell

you couldn't have said it any better, bearing in mind that the NYSE is even the big one in this instance.

moshuur:
Boss...do those warehouse accept students on 20 hrs job limit?

Kia-kia, everybody wan port go warehouse. E ti like owo ju eyin ppl yi🤣🤣

Lexusgs430:
I remember many years ago........ Madam's friend recommended this pot to my wife (what they don't tell you is, the person recommending receives £250 referral bonus) ...... 😁🤣

I simply told her, the moment the pot enters this house, a divorce letter wouid be coming through the letter box......... 😁😭

ojo ta ba r'ibi ni ibi n wo ile.

There are some things that don't require much patience and/or understanding. You tackle such things head-on, no matter what. The day that thing happened gangan na im all yam and pepper suppose don scatter. I still can't believe op got roped into paying such a sum successfully. To say NO and damn all consequences easy funmi baje baje. As most have outlined, only option that won't have future consequences would be to contact the company to discuss amicable way (if any) to opt out and cut his losses, since the allowable time per the agreement has long elapsed (6 months is a long time, so I also don't think waging war with the company fit work). If dem no gree, e be things be that.

giselle237:
Are you really justifying this? You must be the uncle’s wife

no he is not. Re-read his post and his previous post on the matter. He is merely clarifying and providing some info, NOT justifying or supporting the rip-off. Infact he encouraged the OP to fight in his first post.

hustla:
I hope you're observing

lol...still hodling🤣

See a post I made earlier on the matter

Treadway:
Na that 1k rate me sef dey wait for laidis. E dey always bursts my brain that I bought a watch for 1k USD in 2014 for ard 150k, but will soon exchange that same 1k USD in a few days for 1million naira. Nigeria, ha!!!

Eleribu somebody!🤣

E ma wo angle ti were fe gbe gba. You were misquoted for eight years ba?!?

Osinwin aye🤣

Na that 1k rate me sef dey wait for laidis. E dey always bursts my brain that I bought a watch for 1k USD in 2014 for ard 150k, but will soon exchange that same 1k USD in a few days for 1million naira. Nigeria, ha!!!

yolkman20:
Hello everyone,
Please I need advice.
I'm in a situation and i need advice on how to opt out.
So my uncle wife took advantage of my wife because of too much respect. (wifey bleeped up big time). We recently moved close to them because she's the one who helped us with COS. She recommended a cooking pot (salad master) as we needed to set up the house and kitchen, but i declined immediately after i heard the price (4200 pound DD payment for 4years for 5pcs set.)
During the chat, i discovered she'll get about 500quid referral and thats why she's desperate for us to buy it. The discussion happend about 3 other times and my response was no. My uncle got involved at a point and he also supported her wife because that's what they use too but i insisted. Then she turned to my wife and start to convince her but we'd already discussed and it was a NO.
Fast forward to a month after, my wife was in their house sleeping, she then woke her up only for her to see the pot has been supplied, and they were already cooking with it for her induction and to use it. In the prescense of the supplier, my wife tried telling her we've already discussed this many times and we were not interested but she cut her and told her since they were already cooking with it, we cant opt out. She couldnt call me because she wasn't with her phone. She ensured all the paper works was done and DD was set before she let her near her phone. My wife has so much regard for her and that's why she couldn't say NO. Too much respect...

I got to know that day and i got mad at her, how can you let her lure you into a 4k financial engagement despite several discussions, she just dey cry and she was preggy....

I immediately told her to come take the pot but the supplier said no way, DD has been set and there's no going back)(dey don plan am.)
Bleep up i did was, i should've rang the company directly but i just gave up because i dont want issues between me and egbon.
Now, COS no get shift, there's no work in cardiff at all and all the load is on me. DD is 94quid per month and it's choking.

Here is my question, is there anything i can do to opt out legally? we're 6 months into the contract and it feels like forever, i dont mind losing 1k just to opt out, but i dont wanna do this no more... We can't afford with the all the bills and expenses we already have.

It's tiring and i'm getting tired....
I look forward to ya'lls suggestions

Omo you go fear hustle oo...all for 500pounds.🤣🤣🤣

So wait, you are actually having sleepless nights about this why??
Cos you didn't put your foot all the way down when it mattered! This story is kinda like Uncle held your hand and wanted to put it in a fire, I would have expected you'd yank your hands clear off. No disrespect in self-preservation. They bought it, they should pay for it. I don't care if the uncle was part of those who gave me one of my names, I ain't gonna pay one penny! So you dey actually pay..lol. It is well.🤣

This is funny asf🤣🤣🤣. He shot her in the gaddem coochie. Now that is a very specific and streamlined display of anger...lol