₦airaland Forum

Lyydia:
These guys have blocked many opportunities for Nigerians(scholarships, online business, jobs ) .

Sometimes, immediately a client from freelance sites knows u re from Nigeria. What comes to their head is fraud.

They did the crime, I m glad they will do the time.

I'm interested in buying this space. How much?

Kobojunkie:
There are also different Satans. If you read each religious book you would note the differences.

For instance, in judaism, and Christianity, Satan is a servant of God, doing God's bidding too.

Shed more light to it pls

haydeey:
Before we started dating, we did less chatting cos we see each other more..

But during this whole lockdown of a thing, I realized she doesn't even know how to flow well in chats

That's not even my problem, my problem is that she keeps complaining I don't chat with her well, I don't communicate with her.. Bla bla..

But what would i say to someone that replies with monosyllabic words.. Even when I try to crack a joke, she just sends laughing emojis, if I try to start up a reasonable conversation.. All she replies is with "hmmm.. Yeah", "well", "true" etc

And she keeps chatting me up

NB: I've talked to her about this
Since I talked to her about it, she has been saying.. Ehn, I prefer to chat with "those I think are in my level"

I don't even know what to do to her

Maybe, your English is too thick for her to comprehend

Wetin baba abass no go see for gate!

JeffreyD1:
Only one God worshipped in different ways

Not to some people bro

I keeps wondering and it keeps baffling me how some people(or some religion) claims to being worshiping different God different from the other religion/s. If so, then, there should be different Satan tackling the worshipers of each God but no, we both admit that there is only one Satan, and if so, then, there should be only one God.

Please, what is /are your views concerning this?

Anuoluwa1234:
Tell the wicked, it shall never be well with them, shallom
I can't even imagine, the number of peaceful homes this demon had destroyed tru his rape act etc

Every day for the thief one day for the owner

starbuck:
The rich keeps evolving round the rich

... But not always

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
What da fuckkkk! Nor be only swazzi na Arnold Schwarzenegger! Low budget asss artiste

Be a real niggarrr
That girl posses the slim body that represents the true beauty of a woman
Let me tell you a secret
Slim girls are the most beautiful in every thing
They are clean down there without odour because their thigh is slim enough not to choke thier vagina
Thier camel toe or rather the outline of thier labia majora in tightly fitted clothes like leggings is too sexy and beautiful
Talk about deepness...they are deep down there and can accommodate anything that comes in
Tell them to sit on you during coitus...they will give you a sweet ride and wet your dickkk with both foaming, watery, sticky and slippery liquid
A big shout out to all my slim ladies. Slim girls anyday anytime twice on Wednesday

You no well

You wan bake the corpse?

SIRKAY98:
Never this kind post again if you dont hv picture of the deceased woman

Or you wan resurrect?

immaculatesense:
A little insult sha...anyways...I will let it slip...but pls always b polite with ur statements...we are all diff on dis forum...some of us just air our views while some argue blinding...pls note my name...wen u c my post...or comments,its just my opinion...pls dont insult me...thanks

No offence, I'm not trying to insult you, and if it looks like one, my apologies.

PrincessB1:




The typhoid i know is caused by salmonella thyphi which is gotten from unknown contaminated food and drinks we ingest.

While malaria is caused by plasmodium species gotten through the bites of an infected female anopheles mosquito.


This BadRadio wanna miseducate us
I think we need to repair this Radio ASAP

You get time to shalaye ooo

oyeb15:
Its a gift, but its not meant for you to benefit but someone you decide to love or hate. [/b]If you are not yet married, just look for a guy that is humble, obedient to u and you can control[b]. Marry him and love him and you will enjoy d gift together.
But the spirit can be fiery sometimes to make d beneficiary misbehave to d source. Endure and caution him.

You know sometimes some people head can be using tiger batteries

Darkharvest:
Story, I don't believe in such Bilge.

we humans most times don't used to until we served as an example. I pray you experience it NOT

I love this...

EliteBiz:
I believe they are possessed with a very bitter entity(demon). This is life, someone will always offend you, the entity will make their life miserable and let them to be isolated and alone(can lead to serious depression and later on suicide). This entity can be inherited and also could have been attached to them due to activity they have carried out in the past, might be sex etc.

They are currently in a covenant with the entity(demon).

Solution : They need to live a holy life in other to block portals to any other entities. Then break the covenant, after, cast and bind the entity and anhilate. This can be carried out only through serious Fasting and Prayer (not a joke).

This is not religion, This is Spiritual Warfare.
Shalom.

RIP TO THE DEAD

Oluwasaeon:
Don't care

mannyiyke:
Nobody can save from N30k monthly. They go to work, eat and feed themselves. The government should have given the money in bulk and tell the beneficiaries to use it to set up businesses. Do you know that if you don't go to work, they'll quickly put you on hold for a month, after which if your reply to their query doesn't convince them enough, they'll sack you. Those that started business connived with them, or probably they had businesses before they got NPower, and they also gave them some money every month, to avoid being sacked. Some used theirs to complete Master's and PhD programmes. Don't you know that N30K is N1000 everyday? If given in bulk is a huge amount of money, but if given as a stipend of N30K, it's not saveable.

You are right anyways, the money isn't much. T-fare, feeding and some miscellaneous. But mind you, the way we are wired differs, I have someone who can spend 2k or less for a week in order to achieve whatever he wants to. You cut your clothes according to your size. See, if we don't have cash at hand nor where reachable we'll survive in one way or another, it's all about discipline.

We men are being brought up to overcome any circumstances that comes our way.


But e no go easy ooo

Sometimes, I do ask myself if throughly "sin is sin" or "no sin is bigger than the other"!


I'm confused...

immaculatesense:
U no go chop for that two years abi...dey der...saving 720k for d two year program is not feasible for a single unemployed youth dat only survive wit empower...na by fire by force and self denial u go even use save 150k sef

I'm not sure you read it line by line...

I said, "get something out of it" NOT all of it.

Use your glass

No lady would dare sign that lailai...

Olympus wan fall be that

Dobson43:






That they both had sex when they were both drunk can actually land him in hot water. A smart lawyer can turn the matter on its head.

As it stands, the lady has scores she wants to settle with the man and she is willing to go any length to tarnish his image.

I have advised my fellow men to draft an agreement before engaging in fuckery.


...*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*
Due to the current and numerous allegations made by women, which include rape and many other sexual misconduct towards women, there is now an agreement to be signed before any poking "*action*".
Please print a Copy which can be used in the Court of Law .

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX*......
I, __________________________, the undersigned Female Partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:-
1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.
2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic. N(s).
3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.
4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.
5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.
6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.
7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.
8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love SEX and want it as much as he does.
9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.
10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.
*SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS* ___ *DAY OF* _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
________________________________
Signature of Screwee :=-...
PS: Not taking anything for granted...erryting is now strictly bizniz...

ajepako:
Npower to children of the poor

NNPC, CBN, FIRS, etc for children of the elites

God dey..

that is the NIGERIA you and I found ourselves

Seunaj05:
For those of you hailing this woman that she has done well by following the initial agreement let's not forget the following:
1. Laolu Akande who still remains the spokesman for the Npower program categorically told the beneficiaries in a live chat that they will be made permanent staffs if they reelection Buhari into office. Alot of the beneficiaries fell for this scam.
2. What is the fate of those who have already started a family based on earnings from NPOWER? I know couples who are both Npower beneficiaries.
3. Why exit beneficiaries without clearly stating out what the transitioning package would be? I guess the promise of transitioning is just another scam, a political strategy to maintain calm and order. As for me, stipends ought not to stop until Farouk is sure of what's coming up for the disengaged beneficiaries
4. In Nigeria today, it is almost impossible for beneficiaries to save something substantial to start a living out of 30k monthly stipend. Again in my own opinion, part of the money, say 5k, should have have been deducted on a monthly basis and be given to beneficiaries at the end of program.
5. How do you think that someone who has earned 30k monthly for 2 years would readjust back to earning nothing? Perhaps by resulting to crimes to maintain standard of living??
Goodluck to the retired beneficiaries, God almighty will see you through

Your number 4....it will definitely end in tears because, that's more or less like a retirement pay off, and pls tell me, what has happened to the retired civil servants?
So that idea of yours of removing 5k every month is trashed.

Your number 5... As a "still single" individual, earning 30k per month (720,000 for 2yrs), if you know what you are doing, you should be able to get something out of it, be it savings or start a mini business with it.

Two hearts was broken from me. The first was based on spiritual ish.... While the second... Just couldn't cope with her HOT jealousy. Its just too much to bare

Punch to death because of sex

What a tragedy!

petitejolie:
Who will arrest dem for bombing down their people in the air ehnnnn. Awon oloriburuku

I refuse to talk

Very soon, agbero will become an approved course of study in our tertiary institution.


The Nigeria in me is tired

Very soon, agbero will become an approved course of study in our tertiary institution.


Nigeria in me is tired

That was insulting

Jung:
Remove the coaster biscuit in your head and replace it with brain nah. Resist the urge to say or type rubbish. Sometimes just jump and pass

starbuck:
Each day, i am marvelled on how my genders keep embarrassing me

is it gender specific?

Oluromantic:
The change in attitude of women once they cross the wedding border is scary. I actually don't know what to say. I don't support divorce and abortions so I'd advice you do the praying for her and hope that God changes her. You will triumph by God's grace

Nobody can change anyone, it's onl God that can change someone and even, HE won't if you're not ready to change.
The woman must have personal conviction and act accordingly.

Al least, one good news since morwin.

You are blessed braa

With the level at which the baby was... OMG!

Why leaving s/he to that level when she knew she would abort it las las?

And besides, that self acclaimed 24yrs old looked 40+ to me oo