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Travel › Re: 9 Wedding Guests Die In Edo Road Accident (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 11:00am On Apr 26, 2021

LordIsaac:
Please, let's advocate for, and encourage zoom weddings. We are in 21st Century. Thanks.

I have been invited to join some events via zoom and honestly its just perfect.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Emmanuel Ajenu Builds A Catholic Church In Benue (Pictures) by Twoclans(f): 10:01pm On Apr 25, 2021

This is pure rubbish

Churches everywhere yet we are more evil than the devil.

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Romance › Re: My NYSC Girlfriend Wants Me To Pay Her Monthly Stipend by Twoclans(f): 8:09pm On Apr 25, 2021

richmond500:
Lalasticlala, i deh beg u with two snake heads, no move this nonsense go FP

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Career › Re: Never Date At Your Place Of Work by Twoclans(f): 4:10pm On Apr 25, 2021

Theben:
Bro, same thing is happening to me at the moment. I am not dating this lady though, but we had moments that almost led to sex.

She reports directly to me. I knew her to be hardworking and smart, but now she's displays unseriousness in the discharge of her duties. Unlike you, I can not even bring myself to querying her. It is really affecting my job.

I hope you know the job market is almost completely blocked currently in Nigeria.

As a supervisor do not allow anybody even if it is your wife to be unserious at the work place.

How can you allow a fellow colleague put your job in the line all because of a romantic interest.Someone that her likeness for you could be because she knows how much you earn.

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Family › Re: Where Can I Find A White Man To Marry? by Twoclans(f): 5:40pm On Apr 24, 2021

michigang:
allow me to part your red sea. I want to pass

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Family › Re: Where Can I Find A White Man To Marry? by Twoclans(f): 5:04pm On Apr 24, 2021

Uyai Uyai

I feel you jare.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is It Better To Quit Or Continue With This Job? by Twoclans(f): 8:38am On Apr 24, 2021

The5DME:
Op is probably lieing sha.

He is not,some factory owners are devils .And unfortunately nobody supervises them in Nigeria.

I suspect he works at a factory,probably he took up a job meant for menial workers and not for graduates.Alot of factories in Nigeria despite making so much money pay peanuts .His working hours is strange for that amount,because factory workers that earn that amount are usually on shift basis and they have overtime allowances and some bonuses.

I just can't help but imagine where this OP works.

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Twoclans(f): 5:43am On Apr 22, 2021

Halcyon123:
Yam croquettes aka yam balls

This looks really nice .Did you make them with water yam?

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Politics › Re: Why Hon Chukwuma Umeoji Is The Right Man To Succeed Governor Obiano by Twoclans(f): 5:00am On Apr 22, 2021

This APGA people should just give this ticket to professor C C Soludo..

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Travel › Re: You Won't Believe This Road Is In Aba! by Twoclans(f): 12:53pm On Apr 21, 2021

FarahAideed:
Abeg let's stop celebrating mediocrity

Mediocrity is an understatement .This is so embarrassing.

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Literature › Re: Name The Nairalanders Writers And Their Stories That Made You Read All Night. by Twoclans(f): 8:59pm On Apr 20, 2021

Born2winnx:
Your taste sucks..

Check this real street shit...u gone know flo shit was crap

https://www.nairaland.com/3521554/life-campus-true-life-story/65#55395480

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Literature › Re: Name The Nairalanders Writers And Their Stories That Made You Read All Night. by Twoclans(f): 7:54pm On Apr 20, 2021

Born2winnx:
Wack it is

You are highly entitled to your opinion.

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Literature › Re: Name The Nairalanders Writers And Their Stories That Made You Read All Night. by Twoclans(f): 1:06am On Apr 20, 2021

The devil who loved me ~~~~ Davidflo

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Romance › Re: Will You Tell Your Friend His Wife Is Dating Your Boss? by Twoclans(f): 12:47am On Apr 20, 2021

luminouz:
Will you?

Then you have the answer to these annoying questions of late

Shebi you won't go and sleep you are disturbing your head ontop 2009 matter .OP's last seen is 2019.

Lumi go and sleep or better still go and look for a good ukwu. tongue

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Romance › Re: Will You Tell Your Friend His Wife Is Dating Your Boss? by Twoclans(f): 12:38am On Apr 20, 2021*

Is something wrong with my brain or did I actually see a 2009 thread been pushed to front page cool

Since 2009 ?The wife would have even given birth for the boss sef.

Biko let me just go back to sleep. This is unbelievable.

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Car Talk › Re: Which Is The Best Budget Tyre Currently Pls? by Twoclans(f): 5:19pm On Apr 18, 2021

airsaylongcome:
Hmmmm

Car Talk › Re: Which Is The Best Budget Tyre Currently Pls? by Twoclans(f): 3:45pm On Apr 18, 2021

@ OP car tyres should never be compromised. However Boto brand is not very cheap but the quality is good.

Double king is also a brand that could fit your budget but you can get alot of fake products in that brand.

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Food › Re: Pizza Or Shawarma: Which Do You Prefer? by Twoclans(f): 12:49pm On Apr 18, 2021

akeeng:
it’s not even that bad na. lol no be pizza/shawarma cause him problem. His d got smaller ni lol

Btw, what size are you sef?

@ bold ,guy like seriously tongue

I will tell you offline

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Food › Re: Pizza Or Shawarma: Which Do You Prefer? by Twoclans(f): 7:02am On Apr 18, 2021*

akeeng:
for real?

Yes oh

They both give me the creeps ,mainly out of fear of developing morbid obesity. angry

I have a friend who relocated from Kaduna to Lagos and somehow got addicted to sharwama and pizza.
I am not so sure that guy will ever see his penis anymore.

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Crime › Re: Policeman Caught On Camera Asking For Bribe From A Spaniard On A World Tour by Twoclans(f): 12:45pm On Apr 17, 2021

This is so embarrassing

Food › Re: Pizza Or Shawarma: Which Do You Prefer? by Twoclans(f): 11:50am On Apr 17, 2021

I have never put any of them in my mouth

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Romance › Re: What Is The Worst Reply You Got From A Girl You Asked Out? by Twoclans(f): 10:50am On Apr 17, 2021

After one year and some weeks they push it to front page. Cheap weed. undecided

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Sports › Re: See Photos Of Current Super Eagles Wives And Girlfriends by Twoclans(f): 7:08pm On Apr 16, 2021

Money is good abeg,see the babes looking all nice and cute

Money surely stops nonsense

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Crime › Re: California Mum Drowned Her 3 Kids To Protect Them(Pics) by Twoclans(f): 6:43pm On Apr 16, 2021

Oh my God

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Romance › Re: How Can I Tell A Friend That She Has Strong Body Odor? by Twoclans(f): 11:23pm On Apr 14, 2021*

luminouz:
Lol.

I heard you don't have big ass that's why I left you alone na.

If you have ehn, I go don move to kaduna sharply

You heard wrong my darlyn,park your bags and relocate,let Kaduna experience that your famous ***** tongue

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Romance › Re: How Can I Tell A Friend That She Has Strong Body Odor? by Twoclans(f): 11:16pm On Apr 14, 2021

luminouz:
Lol...are guys the only ones with body and mouth odour ni?

Except OP case, all the testifiers are about men o.

Till date, I haven't met any woman with bad breath. I have met one with some damn strong body odour though. It got worse when she sweated, the funk is a mudafucking dunk on me. I just told her to bath more often, and try to relax her mind and not get scared or afraid cuz that's when the funk gets worse.

She has the biggest ass I've had till date. Thick everywhere.

Ohhhhhhhhh Lumi

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Crime › Re: Husband Kills Imam Attahiru Alhassan After ‘Catching Him In Bed’ With His Wife by Twoclans(f): 9:50am On Apr 14, 2021

There is more to this story undecided

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Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Lady That Can Not Cook? by Twoclans(f): 9:43pm On Apr 12, 2021

I kuku don't like cooking ,marriage is not for me either .

I just want to have so much money, the kind of money that stops nonsense .Who marriage help undecided

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