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FoodRe: Went To The Market Today.... by Twoclans(f): 10:06pm On May 16, 2021
pocohantas:
Ishi that is original pot o. Use it to cook party jollof or boil buka stew, kai[b]. But if you use am knack your horseband for head, it is well.[/b]cheesy
Kwin Poco please give me Instagram page so I can buy that pot.I will need it for future horseband wahala when the time comes.

PoliticsRe: Strike: Total Blackout In Kaduna As TCN Knocks Off All 33KV Lines by Twoclans(f): 8:52pm On May 16, 2021
hopexter:
And what’s keeping you away from your matrimonial home that long for your soaps to be finishing in your absence? Oga dey buy the box or packets of soap. E no get why and how e go finish for your absence undecided
I wish I could like this a billion times.
PoliticsRe: Strike: Total Blackout In Kaduna As TCN Knocks Off All 33KV Lines by Twoclans(f): 7:46pm On May 16, 2021
inoki247:
So electricity is going on a public holiday in Kaduna wonderful..
It has gone on holiday ,I came into Kaduna yesterday .Immediately I stepped down from the train it dawned on me this was a bad time to come into KD.

Every where is blacked out cry
PoliticsRe: Strike: Total Blackout In Kaduna As TCN Knocks Off All 33KV Lines by Twoclans(f): 7:40pm On May 16, 2021
thundafire:
That's a good Balls from NLC
Kaduna NLC is on fire.They have shut down light and water .The funny thing is that the citizens are totally in support of the strike despite the inconvenience .

You need to see fuel lines everywhere today because effective tomorrow they will also be shut down.
FamilyRe: My Marriage Is Hell On Earth by Twoclans(f): 4:42pm On May 16, 2021
luminouz:
Your second paragraph is understood. But what stops her from initiating divorce as we dey talk now now ehn? he would still lose a lot, shey u know. He is completely at her mercy. Anyways, unless he has no other option sha.

Your last paragraph had me guffawing. My love my love, money is not everything o. Shebi u go sha gimme food or na hunger galore? cheesy
LOL

I will give you food.It is never a good thing to starve a fellow human being just because you have more money than the person. cheesy
FamilyRe: My Marriage Is Hell On Earth by Twoclans(f): 4:28pm On May 16, 2021
luminouz:
Told u I was drunk before.

Besides, it's not the issue of money now is it? It's the disrespect, disregard and outright contempt for the husband. What's he staying for when she told him,even the daughter ain't his?
Lumi my love everything in life is not gra gra,its unfortunate things are bad for him now.He needs to survive temporarily. All I am saying is that he should forget love for now, forget if the child is his or not and forget who drops her off .

Staying in the house will give him a roof over his head pending when he puts himself together and gets a new job and gets away from her space.If he even behaves himself she will give him food.

Lumi dear to answer your question earlier yes if you dont have money I will show you pepper,i dont like a man who cant hold his side.They are very disgusting. angry
FamilyRe: My Marriage Is Hell On Earth by Twoclans(f): 3:55pm On May 16, 2021
luminouz:
Come home first baba...


ASAP
What do you want him to come home and do?

He should just swallow his pride and manage that woman.He should go and ask men who swallow their prides when leaving with women that have more money than them.
FamilyRe: My Marriage Is Hell On Earth by Twoclans(f):
@ OP please what exactly do you want to come and do in Nigeria .The country has cast ohhh,let me just tell you.

My humble solution to your problem , go back to your wife.Try and turn a blind eye to her trouble and behave yourself .Whatever you do make sure you dont leave canada.

If you come back to Nigeria without Money,naija babes will show you their true colour.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest 5 Rail Track Vandals In Kaduna. by Twoclans(f): 11:10am On May 16, 2021
Simplyleo:
A thief is just an idiot.

What will they do with this metal?

Do they have smelting plants?
Are you actually serious with this question or you are just trolling.

If they successfully transport those metals to Abuja Steel along sabon wuse road on Kaduna to Abuja express.Those guys are in cool money.
RomanceRe: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Twoclans(f): 10:00am On May 16, 2021
Jokesnice:
You were dating a narcissistic psychopath who is obviously full of herself and can think up original devious means to punish you. Obviously u f... up by going there drunk which makes u malleable but I admire how resolute she was in showing u who's boss!!

Being in that room feeling vulnerable and being the center of attention and mockery, I empathized with u. She was trying to teach u a lesson, this is what happens when u step out of line. Other girls might have reacted differently, even cried but lawd, the guts on this girl. Worship me, bow down to the queen, wash my plate and be forgiven or so u thought. Finally linking us to the topic hell has no fury like a woman scorned. Very good write up I must say. Thanks for sharing.
I really do not think she is a psychopath,I think we should be careful with the use of that word grin

Uduak is an olosho boy,as a lady when you want to date such boys you need to have a level of madness to be able to treat their Bleep up at every point in time.Can you imagine a cry cry girl dating the rock ,heart attach will be her portion.

How did he even allow his phone to be assecible to her ,what happened to password and codes grin

@ Therock555 should I come for head tongue
CrimeRe: Crime Suspect Sings For Police During Interrogation (Video) by Twoclans(f): 6:23pm On May 15, 2021
Like seriously.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea vs Leicester City: FA Cup (0 - 1) On 15th May 2021 by Twoclans(f): 6:18pm On May 15, 2021
ThiagoKid:
Fixed! cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea vs Leicester City: FA Cup (0 - 1) On 15th May 2021 by Twoclans(f): 5:57pm On May 15, 2021
ThiagoKid:
Twoclans, who are you supporting? angry
Chelsea cheesy

The sky is blue for me this days grin
CrimeRe: Katherine Isaiah Missing For A Week, Left Home To Visit Her Boyfriend In Warri by Twoclans(f): 3:21pm On May 15, 2021
Cutehector:
oya come na...bills on me. Ya know i cant dare leave you stranded. wink
Keep the key under the flower pot

CrimeRe: Katherine Isaiah Missing For A Week, Left Home To Visit Her Boyfriend In Warri by Twoclans(f): 11:27am On May 15, 2021
Cutehector:
Twoclans come and see me na
If I come to see you honestly you wont be able to stand up for the next two weeks undecided I will make sure you suffer for leaving me on the road and picking uyaim******.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Twoclans(f): 2:03pm On May 13, 2021
Akposy:
Akpos party jollof rice, fried rice, dodo and air fried chicken.

These rice (both the friend and jollof) are the best I've ever made. The jollof rice was smokey, tasty and super spicy mehn. The authentic party jollof taste and texture. Ayam doing well

This was made by me for my muslim neighbor for the compound

Eid Mubarak to all Muslim faithfuls. May Allah grant your wishes.
Akposy please can I be your neighbour ?

Packs my luggage and moves to Jos.
RomanceRe: The Mumu Button Of Every Man. by Twoclans(f): 10:31pm On May 12, 2021
Respect?
Mumu button ? How ?

I think we need to redefine the concept
of mumu button.
RomanceRe: Ever Met A Stranger Who's Stranded At Night by Twoclans(f): 4:44pm On May 12, 2021
Cutehector:
na kaduna you base, i dey see you as bandit now grin
Me ? Bandit?

RomanceRe: Happy Birthday VIZKIZ by Twoclans(f): 3:06pm On May 12, 2021
Happy birthday vizkid .

Your new age is blessed already.
RomanceRe: Ever Met A Stranger Who's Stranded At Night by Twoclans(f): 3:00pm On May 12, 2021
Cutehector:
Well only if the stranger is uyaiincomparabl


But if na twoclans, i will zoom off.
Chaiiiiiiiiiiii

RomanceRe: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Twoclans(f): 8:34pm On May 09, 2021
Therock5555:
Hahahahaha, I don drop the update sir...
This kind wicked update lipsrsealed who gets a woman wet and walks away cheesy That is soooooooo wicked of you . cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Hilarious Ways Some Nigerian Ladies Ask Guys For Airtime by Twoclans(f): 1:12pm On May 09, 2021
Kondomatic:
I can't remember the last time a lady asked me to send her airtime
That shows the class of ladies around you

In this age that alot of women are making legit good money. Sometimes I wonder where all this alfa males meet this girls.
RomanceRe: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!!! A True Story. by Twoclans(f): 8:09am On May 09, 2021
Uduak Uduak you and this your grace sha.

Like seriously what did I just read .
PoliticsRe: Police Officer Killed As Shi’ites Protest In Abuja (Picture) by Twoclans(f): 8:48pm On May 08, 2021
I was at Wuse market yesterday when this guys brought their protest to that axis.Hmmmmmmm the security guys at the market locked the market gates immediately.

See my heart beating and beating.

This country is sha in trouble.
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: US Won’t Relocate Africa Command To Nigeria, Pentagon Replies Buhari by Twoclans(f): 8:25am On May 08, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



My friend Teslim always knew it was his mother-in-law that was behind the new insolence of his wife Barakatu and the woes in his marriage.

She won't cook, she won't clean, she won't submit and she won't let him have peace. It became worse each time she visited her mom.

Then one faithful day, Teslim received a call from his mother in-law offering to get an Alfa that will pray for his home and counsel his wife so there will be peace at last.

Teslim told her, "as long as you keep controlling Barakatu and interfering in our home, no Alfa in the world can bring us peace".

I still don't know how this nonsense I wrote is related to the subject matter, but even our Lord Jesus Christ spoke in parables.

Car TalkRe: How I Was Scammed At A Fuel Station by Twoclans(f): 6:10pm On May 06, 2021
The gas industry is highly corrupt .Maybe because of their thin margins I dont know,you see that industry just forget them.They can't make heaven.

My organisation buys a minimum of 20,000 liters of diesel every two weeks yet it is a huge problem for us because every supplier always finds ways to cheat us of a minimum of 550,000 liters per supply.

We had to go ahead and calibrate all our storage tanks yet every time we need to take supplies na fight irrespective of the company supplying.
SportsRe: Chelsea Players Celebrate Win, Champions League Final In Dressing Room (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 8:23am On May 06, 2021
pocohantas:
Club for ogogoro and igbo smokers.

I have never seen a Chelsea fan that is normal. This includes Izzou.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh Kwin Poco cool shocked

SportsRe: Chelsea Players Celebrate Win, Champions League Final In Dressing Room (Photos) by Twoclans(f): 7:01am On May 06, 2021
akeeng ,where are you grin?Come and celebrate your club cheesy cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Mbaka: Enugu Catholic Bishop, Calistus Onaga Responsible For My Disappearance by Twoclans(f): 6:17am On May 06, 2021
I just feel the Catholic church has allowed this priest get too powerful.

Its high time the Vatican addresses this issue.

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