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BusinessRe: Share Your Experience Collecting Your Money Back From Your Debtors by Twoclans(f): 8:10pm On Apr 11, 2021
pocohantas:
You no need am. Continue to wear biker short and slippers. cheesy cheesy

BusinessRe: Share Your Experience Collecting Your Money Back From Your Debtors by Twoclans(f): 7:50pm On Apr 11, 2021
pocohantas:
Lmao! You won’t shop for abs? Abi you no need that one?
Kwin Poco,me I want to buy a sexy red gown and shoes borrow me 80,000. grin
Music/RadioRe: Rema - Bounce (official Music Video) by Twoclans(f): 11:05am On Apr 08, 2021
akeeng:
Oya na. If I kpai I kpai cheesy
Yes ohhh ,my bobo is up to the task.

Let me swing my sexxxxyyy self cheesy cheesy

Guy offline embarassed

Music/RadioRe: Rema - Bounce (official Music Video) by Twoclans(f): 8:30am On Apr 08, 2021
akeeng:
S-E-V-E-N! Yes, you heard him right. cheesy cheesy cheesy

He’s a clown cheesy cheesy
My love kiss

How far? Can I come for seven rounds cheesy
Music/RadioRe: Rema - Bounce (official Music Video) by Twoclans(f): 5:44am On Apr 08, 2021
pocohantas:
Yes ke. Na 2 rounds you for prefer?
How old is he again? Just asking.
Two rounds ke? With this generation of men? grin

They can only thrust four times and still except a lady to give premium moaning lipsrsealed
Music/RadioRe: Rema - Bounce (official Music Video) by Twoclans(f): 9:54pm On Apr 07, 2021
Did I hear him say something about 7 rounds undecided

This song no follow abeg sad I rather listen to buhari talk .
PropertiesRe: Two Children Burnt To Death As Fire Razes House In Niger State (photos) by Twoclans(f): 2:39am On Apr 06, 2021
Cutehector:
kaduna nko...
In addition to kidnapping and banditry you want KD to add fire outbreaks .Kuku kill us. grin
RomanceRe: The Most Petty Reason(s) You Refused To Date Someone?? by Twoclans(f): 2:37am On Apr 06, 2021
When i agreed to a date with him for security reasons I picked the venue myself and because the venue was picked by me I requested to pay the bills. This guy looked at me and arrogantly told me that he can never allow a woman pay for things for him especially what he will eat or drink. He mumbled plenty degrading things about women.

Thank God we had the discussion immediately we got to the venue,I also refused to eat or even drink water .That was the end.
PropertiesRe: Two Children Burnt To Death As Fire Razes House In Niger State (photos) by Twoclans(f): 9:44pm On Apr 05, 2021
This Niger state sef,this fire makes it two fire outbreaks in the last three weeks that has claimed the lives of children.

The first claimed the lives of three children and now this one sad sad so sad .May the children find rest.
PoliticsRe: The Moment Yinka Odumakin's Father Heard About His Son's Death (Video) by Twoclans(f): 12:31pm On Apr 05, 2021
Do we really need to make a video of everything for crying out loud. sad sad
RomanceRe: What's Your Worst First Date Experience? by Twoclans(f): 3:48am On Apr 05, 2021
Biyonce:
After all said, 2 seconds everything don burst undecided

PoliticsRe: Governor Ugwuanyi Celebrates Easter With 200 Widows by Twoclans(f): 5:20pm On Apr 04, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




I'm not normal because only a mad person will question the intent of a governor fraternizing with very attractive widows.

There's a Tanzanian proverb that says that the man who spends the night in the house of a widow has no need to be afraid of footsteps outside her door.

RomanceRe: Why Do Women Like Handsome Guys? by Twoclans(f): 3:26pm On Apr 04, 2021
Na money be fine bobo tongue tongue

BusinessRe: Easter Messages By Banks And Organizations by Twoclans(f): 2:42pm On Apr 04, 2021
Sterling bank did it for me kiss cheesy Nice one

GIG cheesy (rolls eyes)

I know kwin Poco will like GT Banks message because of the basket of food. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: A Girl Is Addicted To Me Like A Drug And It Killing Me by Twoclans(f): 2:35pm On Apr 04, 2021
Honestly what the OP deserves is the kind of girlfriend that will have to put a reminder on her phone to remind her to call him.
PhonesRe: USSD: MTN Snubs Banks, Links 77 Million Subscribers To FINTECH Platforms by Twoclans(f):
The error message that pops up when you try to do a USSD transaction is what makes me laugh.

The banks kuku wrote service is temporary unavailable please contact your telecom provider.
PhonesRe: Why You Are Unable To Recharge Your MTN Line Across Bank Channels by Twoclans(f): 9:28pm On Apr 02, 2021
Pofgrace:
I could recharge using my kuda app btw
I can't recharge from all my bank accounts .

I have recharged my airtel line,they should continue their fight .
PhonesRe: Why You Are Unable To Recharge Your MTN Line Across Bank Channels by Twoclans(f): 9:07pm On Apr 02, 2021
I am almost running crazy here trying to recharge my mtn line.

I did not even know they are showing themselves.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill Suleiman Ishaya, Kidnap His Wife (Photo) by Twoclans(f): 9:26pm On Mar 30, 2021
This Niger state is becoming something else,that is how gunmen abducted a man from his SUV at Zuba to madalla axis in broad day light last week Friday.


Last last this insecurity will get to everybody if care is not taken.
PoliticsRe: Justice Umar Kicks A Security Guard At Abuja Plaza (Video) by Twoclans(f):
Banex plaza of all places .Those guys do not have joy.They must have been in a good mood or else they would have treated the chairman's fuvk up.
RomanceRe: My Experience Today At Coldstone,port Harcourt. by Twoclans(f): 9:52pm On Mar 28, 2021
pocohantas:
Nope. One day close eyes and buy one medium-luxury ice cream. Put one spoon for mouth and check how far. You think say na Supreme ice cream wey if NEPA take light and e dey your freezer, colour go separate from saccharine?
Poco you dont have joy grin grin

RomanceRe: Have You Ever Visited Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Unannounced? What Happened? by Twoclans(f): 11:56am On Mar 27, 2021
SmellySperm:
hello babes...been awhile, where have you been?
Sneaking around

RomanceRe: Have You Ever Visited Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Unannounced? What Happened? by Twoclans(f): 10:46am On Mar 27, 2021
SmellySperm:
back then during school days,my bae visited unannounced.
I swear she got served what she craved for..

it was too late at night they both refused to go till morning. they both slept on bed while i slept on the cold tile cheesy

I sha miss "Mora"

PoliticsRe: Hakeem Baba-Ahmed Mocks Garba Shehu: It’s Very Difficult To Sell A Bad Product by Twoclans(f): 8:48pm On Mar 26, 2021
Gandollaar:
The man gently and quietly and elderly gave it to Garuba. I watched the program.

Twoclans I didn't read your post before making mine o lol

The Baba na wicked man lol
LOL

I enjoyed Hakeem Baba Ahmed's interview,he really showed maturity and made valid points .

Garba was just talking plenty without substance.I pity him sha.It is not very easy to defend this government.
PoliticsRe: Hakeem Baba-Ahmed Mocks Garba Shehu: It’s Very Difficult To Sell A Bad Product by Twoclans(f): 8:39pm On Mar 26, 2021
I listened to Hakeem Baba Ahmed this morning ,he said it so calmly to garba Shehu .The later almost concurred grin grin
PetsRe: My Dog Has Refused To Eat Because We Travelled by Twoclans(f): 9:00pm On Mar 25, 2021
The comments on this thread sha grin grin grin

Chaiiiiiii ,which kind craze people dey that front page .
SportsRe: Why Are Headed Goals More Difficult To Save In Football? by Twoclans(f): 11:52am On Mar 22, 2021
Neddstark:
Even women love headers. It guarantees their orgasm goals grin

Nairaland GeneralRe: 6 Yahoo Boys Die In Delta Accident While Celebrating New Lexus SUV (Pictures) by Twoclans(f): 9:00pm On Mar 21, 2021
BREYZ:
So we have yahoo guys in kaduna? Odiegwu
I actually work in Abuja tongue

Kaduna is my home state. What makes you think Kaduna is free from yahoo boys ?
Nairaland GeneralRe: 6 Yahoo Boys Die In Delta Accident While Celebrating New Lexus SUV (Pictures) by Twoclans(f): 8:58pm On Mar 21, 2021
thatigboman:
my sister, if i tell u what i went through in the hands of these criminals they call yahoo boys, u will understand why i always rejoice when i hear that they die
I can imagine,they attempted moving my funds last month.I just dey look them.

They got my details correct ,my date of birth, my address .Everything was correct.They only needed the information I alone can provide to conclude but unfortunately for them they jam rock.
CrimeRe: How Fake 'Customer Care' Withdrew ₦500k From My Dad's Account After A Phone Call by Twoclans(f): 8:49pm On Mar 21, 2021
BeboNGN:
Forget it, fraudsters are now colluding with bankers
The fraudsters are in the banks,with the high rate of casual staff and high staff turnover it is expected.Individual account details are exposed to people who should not have that information.

I have a project I want to save for so I decided to use my union bank account that has been without much activity .The moment the credit hit the account I was called by those mumu yahoo boys.After listening to the idiot I told him next time he should atleast run a background check on who he wants to scam.I told the fool that I am an ex banker and he cut the call immediately.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 6 Yahoo Boys Die In Delta Accident While Celebrating New Lexus SUV (Pictures) by Twoclans(f): 5:22pm On Mar 21, 2021
The victim they ripped off is from a higher realm lipsrsealed

This yahoo boys can be very annoying sha. Some of them reside around me,Most times i just look at them and shake my head.

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