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OP, let me start by stating it's a wrong move 'threatening' people who don't know you with your own possible suicide. Many don't care because they have their own issues as well.

The more appropriate approach would have been to simply beg for assistance. And if worse comes to worst, you shelve school for now and go learn a skill. There are many jobless graduates out there!

Don't even think about taking your life. Hell is real and is eternal, forever! You surely don't want to end there.

Peace.

joey150:
You have to learn life first.

Life is not a about getting everything you want.

And one bad day, does not equate a bad life.

In the good old days, we'll go out and have a drink at the bar with strangers or go see a game when we are having a bad day.

Now, y'all just stare at your phone and assume your many online friends are worth anything. No they're not.

Go out and experience nature, meet new people and find new habits.

Don't drown in your misery.

Words of wisdom, sire! I assume this is an experienced man who thinks.

I agree 100% with what you wrote, maybe except the drink aspect.

We're so 'connected' in today's world, yet often so lonely. I was trying to explain something similar to someone days back.

givan:
Op, it's somewhat a normal thing. Depression is an epidemic of the 21th century. Due to many factors, millennials trend to slide into depression when they feel their dream isn't being achieved or they are not on track to fulfillment.

I think marijuana would help you a lot. Don't use drugs cos you're likely to get stuck to whatever help you overcome this challenging time.

So why agree weed would help if he could become stuck to it?

OP, you tried. But that second step get some kain K-leg:

"So besides your pretty looks ,tell me one cool thing about you like.. like what are you all about?.. What do you love to do?"

Really? Like really to some random girl who's only half-listening while walking on?

vickzdvipe:
Six days is enough to introduce basic concepts. It is however not enough to impart something tangible.
Try taking CS50x on [url]edx.org[/url], I'm currently enrolled in this course, and I tell it's very challenging.

Thanks, bro.

dayo2me:
6 days, are you kidding?

I understand your reaction, which was why I decided to seek a second opinion.

Thanks, all. I think I have to force myself to start learning on my own. I have access to written and visual materials, but lack of immediate incentive is the problem.

If na someone telling me of a strategy to make money in forex or binary options now, for example, I will have more interest in reading.

I have interest in acquiring some programming skills. Although I'm aware that there's enough information to fall back on online, I find it hard to get myself together to do serious study. These days it's become tougher reading without something to motivate me, say, near-term benefits. I have become lazy, I know.

Now, I came across a six-day training on software programming and I'm wondering: what difference will six days make?

To the more knowledgeable ones, do you think it will be worthwhile paying for such a short training?

Please your input is needed. Thanks.

Another sad and shocking story. My attention was drawn here from a thread in the travel section supposedly by the deceased.

I actually thought it was a joke when someone mentioned on that thread that BornAgainMay was dead. He had posted about four days earlier (July 4) on that thread!

I don't think I can ever understand why someone would kill himself when no worse death is awaiting him.

It's shocking how low the value of life has become in this country. Because of $2000 - less than N750,000? I'd rather do menial job or take up certain businesses I don't feel cool about, albeit not illegal, to pay up gradually.

Life is always worth more than any amount of money, even when everything appears gloomy.

What's worse with suicide is what may follow in the afterlife. Not worth it!

samwash:
I wanted to explain, but the Op above me has given a detailed explanation, so I will just use this opportunity to give you the recipe for making Ogbono soup
* Grounded Ogbono
* stock fish
* Dry fish / fresh fish / meat
* pepper
* red oil
* seasoning
* salt
* grounded crayfish
* vegetable ( optional )
next time I will telling the steps in making Ogbono soup
thanks good night.

Um, like seriously?

Badb0y4lyf:
Dem no even carry candle see watin dem hold.

Ol' boy, fear catch me o. I mean the girls of nowadays no dey fear. No wonder some allow horse do.

dominique:
Count your loses and move on! Stingy man

Stingy man, abi kinla? After all the spending? Hm.

ADRIAN88:
Dumbest caption in the entire history of mankind & the triassic period! Gadamit!

Like every blessed day, another nitwit consistently tries to push the frontiers of unprecedented buffoonery on this platform!

How can one full-blown individual possess so much dull-wit in this time and age??

How?? How??

It's disappointing, I know. The thing taya me sef. I was thinking something else when I saw the headline.

dragnet:
Go for python.

Thanks, Dragnet the great.

Adegbem01:
You are talking about webscrapping, you need to learn python, it much easier scrapping with it

Thanks, bro.

freeman67:
Your interest should be around N7500 before deduction of transaction & custody fees which should not be upto N200.. So you should have a think 7,300. The interest is at most a day after the actual investment. However if you choose to reinvest you will get it when you investment matures.

N200, what bank?

The lowest I have been charged for investment in about the same range was N300 - I think that was for 200k. I was charged about N700 for a transaction of 400k (my highest), if I remember correctly, last year or early this year. Access and Stanbic.

So, it helps to know what bank is that.

Nnamz:
2.45%. Brah it's better you just leave your money there for one year so you get the full 12% which should be 360,000 Naira.

Can't believe I'm giving Treasury bill advice haha. Used to be a novice here. Thanks to all those I learnt from in this forum.

How did you get the 12%?

DeepLearning:
Can i invest in Nigerian treasury bill in US Dollar? If so, will I yield interest in USD and at what rate?

I think you are going to need to convert your dollar to Naira first. I learnt the government also offers foreign currency-denominated bonds, but at a lower rate. I don't know much about those.

sai963:
Easy to start learning with C language make you understand other programming languages
It is easy to learn.
It is a structured language
It produces efficient programs
It can handle two-level machine languages

C language makes you understand easily with simple language like English alphabets.
Some examples of the use of C:
Operating system
Language compilers
Assemblers
Language Interpreters
And utilities
We can handle database easily

With the Applications of C language we can design different types of applications like designing system software (OS) and compilers, designing games software, database, we can solve mathematical operations.

Some of the instructions given below for using the symbols and special characters:
C Basic commands Explanation
#include <stdio.h> : This is a preprocessor command that includes standard input output header file(stdio.h) from the C library before compiling a C program
int main() : This is the main function from where execution of any C program begins.
{ :This symbol is the beginning of the main function.
/*_some_comments_*/ : C program, won’t be considered for compilation and execution.
printf(“Hello_World! “); printf command prints the output onto the screen.
getch(); This command waits for any character input from keyboard.
return 0; This command terminates C program (main function) and returns 0.
} This symbol is to end of the main function.

Learn Basic programming from fdaytalk
www.fdaytalk.com/software/

By sainath Rao Career advisor

I am not sure if your response was for meant me, but it seems. Do you mean a newbie should do well with C language at the beginning? And can one use it to create scripts that perform specialised functions? Thanks.

OP, na wa to you o. People do not want to be disturbed and you're here asking how to disturb them.

If you are offering something valuable, you don't really need to send unsolicited messages. Use your line to send messages if you are legit. It's just N4 per SMS!

BamideleIyanu89:
Hello my fellow Naira lander please help me for God sake am a graduate and where I work I received #12,000 monthly and they own us 4 month salary

please any God sent to help me or teach me on how to make money online. I have up to #30,000 with me please any online business that I can start with
Thanks for your good and educative incoming messages

It can be quite depressing reading something like the bold. I assume you are in your early 20s to be able to manage that.

Can you write well enough? If yes, you should consider connecting with people looking for writers on this forum. You can then try platforms such as Upwork afterwards when you have experience.

Hello, everyone. To the experts in the house, I wish to know what language is easier to learn and I can use to write tools that may be useful for my personal use.

For example, a language that can used to write scripts that can collect specific information on websites or from search results - something like an information harvester, nothing illegal though.

Can any knowledgeable person in this area provide guidance? Thanks.

cc

Kodewrita
Javanian

OP, good opportunity, for some, you have there.

But I'm with am4truth on this one. Let's face it, you don't really need a professional writer. Just saying you needed Copyscape-passed article writer might have been better. My two cents; you might not need them, though.

Chibenze:
bro chibenze is still very active in domain biz, I have decided not to talk about domain again here or taking any person gist on domain, i am now in my hut alone doing my things privately... I have contributed my quarter here and in person to many and I am happy seeing many going into domain biz in 9ja and many making huge sales too, this was my dream and desire for my fellow Nigerians and I am happy it has been fulfilled. I have fulfilled my quarter, my post are still active on that thread for all to learn.....good luck to you and all. no further post from me.

God Bless Nigeria

Wow! So you're still on here. I used to wonder what happened to you whenever I think about people who had made sales, especially considerable ones, from Nigeria. Well done!

goldenval:
Hello Brother,
Thank you for your message but let me correct you for certain things.... If you may know me by now you will notice that I always love to help ppl I don't know and I think that's my secret of wealth and I won't deny that but as you can see, in my country Nigeria some ppl do abuse the privilege of that.. I know so many ppl that have multiple account just to collect money from me and sometimes I feel like given more here is not worth it and instead I always do it outside here.....

Regarding my depression, I'm a human too, when someone is accusing me of being a scammer when am not and even posting my pictures on the forum instead of posting the scam things for ppl to see and if am guilty, I will apologies but I am yet to see the scam thing they accused me of.. now they switched their lies that am posting a hype on my blogs... Thanks to God they said on my blog not here on Nairaland but what they forget to learn is that, I am a blogger and as a blogger, a lot of companies are paying me upto $5000 for a year to advertise their product on my blog... so should I know reject the money when the purpose of my blog is to make money.. I can accept any form of advertisement on my blogs as far as you agree on the amount I will tell you but not porn advert oo ...........

Even Linda Ikeji is publishing those advert too that's why she uses Sponsor post and the least price she accept per post is 250k to 1million depending the type of advert but my business is never meant for Nigerians....all my blogs posts talks about business ideas etc and not meant for come and invest thing or scam thing.....even the almighty JOHN CHOW.. google his name is earning $1.5 million dollars a year promoting the same hype this person is accusing me of.......

Anyway, I've decided not to reply them over there but what I know is that, their lies will visit their families and their unborn child to come... they can't accused me and get away with it because I've cried to God to visit anyone that have hands on this one by one and it must surly be so because my word never goes in vain...

Peace.

Hello! I was reluctant to comment on this issue you're having, which I started seeing signs of yesterday night or so. This is because I don't know you that much, but I had seen your posts in the past offering assistance.

I think the main reason I decided to comment is the talk of depression. Whoa. For what?

I think what can bother me so much is when I don't have money for what I need or when it seems life is not going as desired. I maybe be wrong, though, but that's what I think. I don't care what you think about me, so long my conscience is clear before my creator.

I'll advise you to simply look past haters and continue what matters in your life. Don't bother about what some people may think of you. Just make sure your conscience is clear before your Creator. That's the only thing that matters.

It's possible that some of those against you without justification, especially those liking 'opposing' posts, may be people you have refused to help. As you said, many people got in touch for help.

I think I might have gotten in touch as well at some point for tips or strategies you use. I never got a reply, but that's no reason to hate you. It's not compulsory that someone must help you in this life if God doesn't approve.

I will reiterate again: if you are clean and legit, worry not. Cheers!

procky:
I used majorly Bet9ja... Someone talked about Marathon bet and Ladbroke... I have registered with ladbroke.. funded and just got verified.. Am waiting to receive my withdrawal before I will share the full process here... From my observation 1xbet is okay for low stakers who stake on straight win and over goals.. Once you stake on other options, they will mark the ticket they choose as loss and tell you it's their decision and you can't do anything about it... These same options is why many people registered with them, So it's better we remain with our local bookie bet9ja or merrybet.. if you have international passport and utility bills then register with bet365 and other foreign bookies

You're so correct about the bold part, bro. I already quit trying to experiment ways to win this staking thing for good after different strategies failed.

But when I saw the "easy" options those people have, I say make I try again. The thing still no dey easy. I had an experience of them declaring a game a loss after recording another game's result instead. As you stated, they maintained their decision was right despite all proofs presented

Beware, people! Wagering is a wild west. Those bookies can deny you of your winnings and you may not be able to do anything about. You should especially run away if all you do is lose and can't break even before your life gets ruined.

Orgym:
Aishat, Yoruba, 24yrs, graduate and a postgraduate student of Unilag. Self employed. She need a guy between 30-35 for serious relationship. No player pls.

24-year-old PG student. Interesting.

OP, I must say this lengthy post is a waste of space. I'm tempted to think you are a lecturer doing something similar or someone in cahoot with such persons.

What give and take are you talking about here? Should there even be any? Oh! In your mind, there's nothing wrong asking for sex in return for marks? Good grief!

Now, you're talking about someone's career being ruined. What's wrong in exposing those doing evil? Do you know how many people's lives such loose academics have ruined by their evil actions?

With all due respect, it's annoying seeing someone trying to defend such immoral acts. It's little wonder evil thrives in this country. What a shame!

I wanted to pass this by, but decided I should add my thought, even though I don't think I am in a position to help.

While no one is above mistake, I must say you made a wrong move with that 1 milly, Jeff. Many people are even looking for less than 10% of that to start a biz.

The decision to leave the country after your settlement was a wrong one. I want to assume you know now.

I think you must have business acumen with the years of experience of serving under someone. Many of us wish we have that. I believe there are many opportunities for any business-minded and determined person to explore in this country, especially with N1 million available.

Be aware that the grass is not always greener on the other side.

You didn't mention how much you have left out of your settlement. If you still have about 50-100k left, I'd suggest you make the business section of this forum your friend. Great ideas are sometimes provided there, but please ignore the betting thread and related.

I like the fact that you don't want to do something illegal. Please stay true to that.

Farouksenior:
I said earlier on that i would chronicle my hustle

Many atimes we come in2 a business thinking, it's a fast way to make cash. Sadly domaining is not.

2015:

I was a green horn, eager to learn..i dey call 2sexy 3-4 hours on his phone sotey d guy phone go hot, infact i pester d guy so badly, him just gree my own come benin.. we begin relate face2face.

Challenges:

Finance
I was the defination of bro:ke infact if i manage reg one name, i fit rest for 2 weeks.
I quickly realized domaining fit put me in debts. Everything i did was not getting head, every month den 2sexy they announce sales..i was like Baba God pick my call na.

Cape of Good Hope:
O mehn in came the brandbucket hype .. brandables dey sell like fire. I sat down one day after analysing like 10 names, i regged them with the sole purpose of selling them as BB accepted names.... oluwa ooo.

I immediately turn supplier, they chop small small 20$ to 25$. I was not happy but contented.

Renewals:
I come dey try balance things but sadly, since i regged many crazy names back den, i had to let go. Infact even though it looked as if i was in money, i was actually broke.

2016:
I read through the two threads on nairaland, i realized my strengths was in brandables. But with brandables, so much uncertainty especially when you are buying handregs.

Brandbucket:

Quickly built a portfolio of about 14 names, but not a single sale, i stumbled across a guy here saying he sold Payarc .com, i strengthed my resolve.

Sadly 2016 my saving grace was doing quick flips for bb accepted names.

2017 :
I bought bolthost .com, na dis name wer mk 2sexy cum think say i don loose my head.

I emailed buyer...
Buyer answered me with 50$
I replied with 3000$
Buyer started abusing me..
> you steal names
> you sonofabitch
> you even stole my name so you can sell at a higher rate to me.

I was calm.

Buyer >>> ok, ok i will do $200 last

I said NOPE !! - $2000 looks beta

Buyer:
> you ungrateful asshole
> bloody squatter.

I lost my head and we engaged in over 15 email replies. Infact it was bloody he cussed me, i cussed him baq. Ended up sellin the name on NP for about 120$.

2018:

-January got a small contract to supply names
Made $1400

-March 1st sold my first brandbucket name like i earlier mentioned here : $2495.

I took 10% as a tithe and said God i want mk
You give me a better sales.

- june 15.

I sold V/eras/hield .com for $4495

Stats:
1. G/o/chir/p .com
Brandable
Brandbucket
Purchase cost : $8 (handreg)
Duration : about 6-7 months
Sold : $2495

2. V/era/shie/d. com
Brandable
Brandbucket
Purchase cost : 8$ (handreg)
Duration : about 8-9 months
Sold : $4495

Its been God.
I still dey learn
Thanks

Lazy domainer

Last bullet:
Be careful of who you share things with on Np, some of those guys will just rob you blind. Steal your ideas, steal your names if possible.

Bob, God really picked your call o. Congrats!

macphilip:
Payoneer does not want their account owners to use their account for currency exchange
so anytime you are using the Make A Payment service, always put a purpose of payment
that would convince them you are actually paying for goods or services

Always did that. The feature has been deactivated on my account for about two months now.

EphraimBoat:
Hello, I have a proposal for any interested investor.

A bag of cashew goes for 40k from farmers, we buy from farmers and sell to warehouses and white exporting at 70k. It is a business that has been making millions for people in this country.

I seek #1,000,000 to buy 25 bags of cashew nut. After selling. The profit will be #750k.

I'm willing to Offer the investor several options at investing in this opportunity. You can invest the 1M after each trade, I give you 1.4M and I take the remaining 350k or You can invest the money fully and get 70% rerurn annually.

You can also contact me for your own terms.

I'm only interested in serious investors.

You can check my signature and contact me from there or choose to meet me personally. I'm Lagos based.

Note: There are 2-3 main cashew season in a year, depending on the location.

How far with this idea, bro? Can't someone do it with a lower amount?

lottomkyes200:
I can leave Nigeria rather give me 1.5 come back in a year you will get your money back with a wine to say thanks. there are opportunities in Nigeria like no other place in the world.

I often hear this. Examples, sire?

OP, sorry to derail your thread.

I think we have similar thinking. I am in the same position as you. The difference is that I prefer partner(s) in southwest.

japty:
I laughed out loud when I read this:



Domaining isn't scam. It might take you a lot of time to profit/success but it isn't scam. It requires hard work, dedication, patience and luck.

I relate to your story because I've been in your shoes before. I started domaining about 5 years ago but took me 3 years to make a profit.
Even if you get a lot of sales, you can still get turned off when sales disappear . So please, i urge you not to quit but to rethink strategy. I invite you to PM me if you will.

Paying someone is like looking for a handout, you'd hardly get far. There's free flowing information just on Namepros alone. I still learn alot on the site

Thanks for the advice, bro. I appreciate.

I sent you an email request. Bless.

drstrange12:
he does not need to start big, he can start cloudbased

Hmm.

drstrange12:
start a dropship online store business, you create an online store and you show goods you dont have yet in store and feature them on your online store, any item that is ordered from your store can be dropshipped from the main store owner, you made you percentage from sales, and everybody orders everyday, you make gud money, you can also dropship from aliexpress, its a cool lucrative business, you wont spend much to set it up, and also you can have a variety of items, ranging from perfumes, appliances, phones, and tech gadgets, is easy to start, and a top online store wont cost you more than 30-40k, with all payment gateways and functions top grade.

I can also setup a crypto mining farm for you, but you will dedicate more time, and also dont mine bitcoin, mine smaller value coins..

also we have forex, its also a gud way to double your money if you have a gud guide and mentor, i can also teach you that.

am in lagos let us meet...

Do you think his 400k will cover the costs of mining, including rigs and power supply? And will it be really profitable these days with the low crypto prices? Just asking.