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Romance › Re: Should I Take Her Back After 1 Ur? by UDUJ(m): 8:47am On Apr 07, 2018
People hardly change. She has already shown you her true colors.

She will definitely dump your ass again if you can't keep up with her lifestyle. Guy flee
Career › Re: Please How Do I Know That My Company Remmited The Tax Deducted From My Salary To by UDUJ(m): 7:44am On Apr 07, 2018
FakoMaybach1:
Bros Your location is the most important aspect, if you are in Abuja then it will go to FIRS but for any other state your taxes goes to the state internal revenue board.

Bros i have to tell u that pursuing this is a waste of resources, when you were working with them your taxes were classified as PAYEE, that is pay as you earn...now that you have quit it will be cancelled and turn to Personal Income tax. so you pursing them for remitting Payee is not your duty but that of the government, and you are not responsible for them not paying. be at rest



I am a tax consultant and an auditor, for more information and if you need my services a mail will do

CiAO
Tax consultant indeed angry

This is probably the most silly line of sentences I have read this year on Nairaland.

It's no wonder these so called consultants have ruined a lot of people with this type of advice
Business › Re: If I Spend Money Mistakenly Deposited Into My Bank Account, What Will Happen? by UDUJ(m): 7:29am On Apr 07, 2018
Ekitimadman:
There was an arguement today about this topic. If 100million is mistakenly deposited into my account over 24hours and I manage to withdraw 50 million. What will happen when I get arrested?
You will be asked to refund the money failure which you will be given free accommodation in a cell cheesy

Career › Re: Please How Do I Know That My Company Remmited The Tax Deducted From My Salary To by UDUJ(m): 7:25am On Apr 07, 2018
doseni:
FIRS doesn't handle personal income tax except you are based in Abuja.

@ OP, do you have a tax card, if yes there is a number on your tax card starting with N-, you can take this number to any tax station and request that they help you run your remittance status (that's if you are based in lagos). If you don't have a tax card, you can still confirm from any of the tax station if the company remits taxes. You can send me a mail privately if you still need further help.
Yeah you're right for Abuja.

He can also do the verification with the various state tax authorities (better with the tax authority of the state in which he worked).
Romance › Re: Dating A Broke Guy Is A Sin by UDUJ(m): 7:20am On Apr 07, 2018
swiz123:
Dating a common factory worker with standards multi million naira entreprenuer would kill a man faster than untreated aids
grin cheesy A biscuit factory worker. We know how much they pay them there cheesy grin

Broke ass bitch angry
Career › Re: Please How Do I Know That My Company Remmited The Tax Deducted From My Salary To by UDUJ(m): 7:07am On Apr 07, 2018
olayemi85:
Please help, I work for a company for almost two years, I just quit the job because of the rate in which they increase our target why reducing our salary and making things difficult for us by each day. But before I quit they deduct each staff salary by 5% as tax expected to be remitted to tax authority but I doubt if this has ever been done, now I just quit, if I need anything from government in future,they may request for my tax certificate or any documents to show I pay my tax, please how do I go about it? Who has any idea of what to do about it? Because I suspect foul play in my company regarding this tax stuff. Thanks for your kind response


Please let the thread grace the front page. Thanks
Do you have a TIN (Tax Identification Number)? If you do you can get the verification if the deduction was really remitted to the tax authorities.

Then go to your nearest FIRS office to do the verification. See office locations link below:

http://www.firs.gov.ng/Resource-Centre/Pages/FAQs.aspx

Once you find out they never remitted your tax deductions then you have legal grounds to sue them

If you don't have a TIN, meaning you were never registered with the tax authorities by your company, you even have more grounds to sue as long as you have a signed employment letter. Get a good lawyer and do the needful. Cheers smiley

Romance › Re: Dating A Broke Guy Is A Sin by UDUJ(m): 6:56am On Apr 07, 2018
ubunja:
you are too obsessed about this topic. 2 threads on the same issue same morning.?
Bro it's obvious TheUpsetGirl has no boyfriend. It just shows in her threads and posts. And with a face like that and attitude like her's your guess is as good as mine cheesy

Bitch lonely as fvck grin

Romance › Re: Health Benefits Of Eating Your Girlfriend's/Wife's Pussy by UDUJ(m): 6:46am On Apr 07, 2018
ubunja:
pvssy is dirty boss
Yeah bro smiley
Sports › Re: France Vs Nigeria: Women's Friendly - 8 - 0 (Full Time) by UDUJ(m): 6:31am On Apr 07, 2018
The Super Falcons failed to fly grin cheesy

Romance › Re: Help Am Turning To A Bad Boy by UDUJ(m): 6:22am On Apr 07, 2018
Ibklaye:
Hi guys,am a christian brother that has been keeping his body fromand following Gods commands, i got hooked to a sister in the church sometimes back, i tried to do everything in the church way, it was cool until i discovered a stain in her character, i parted ways with my GF because she couldnt say Sorry, whenever she offends and she is always right. Right now i feel like all women are the same and their is no true love and am afraid av losing my grip on keeping myself i now see women as sex materials. Help a guy matured advises please
You don't need any help. You're not turning to a bad boy rather you're experiencing what we call the masculine awakening. You're gradually becoming a real man.

Romance › Re: Health Benefits Of Eating Your Girlfriend's/Wife's Pussy by UDUJ(m): 6:20am On Apr 07, 2018
ubunja:
nothing but mouth ulcers and throat cancers in eating pvssy. i dont put my mouth where diseased dicks have been.
I am telling you angry

The way these girls jump from one D I C K to another you will be surprised they never featured in the olympics for gymnastics cheesy

Romance › Re: What I Noticed While Trying To Give Babe Head. by UDUJ(m): 6:12am On Apr 07, 2018
donstan18:
98% of ladies that will view this thread, their boyfriends are witnessing the same problem.


Most of them can wear their N80 pant for 4 straight days non stop, then remove it, turn it back again and wear for another 3 days.

Boiz de chop shit ooo!.....God save us.
cheesy grin Seriously I just died right now cheesy

Romance › Re: I Feel Bad Now. I Just Hit My Mum Out Of Annoyance by UDUJ(m): 10:23pm On Apr 06, 2018
ChildOfDoom:
I was listening to music with an earpiece I bought with my money when she walked in. She dragged the earpiece from my ear because I was delaying in washing the dishes. It got caught. Loosing my cool, I blew her right arm. It was then it dawned on me that I did something bad. Hmmm


But My mum is someone though who doesn't stop talking until she sees strong thing
At the bold face, Op there are some universal laws that should never be breached. The number one is hitting your mum (the one who brought you into this world). If she curses you trust me you will suffer for the rest of your life.

Go and beg for her forgiveness then you can do whatever the hell you want to do with your life after that.

Oh and before I forget: Thunder Fire You for that silly thing you did.

Romance › Re: I'm Thinking Of Leaving My Man After The Conversation Below. by UDUJ(m): 9:51pm On Apr 06, 2018
Halfpenny:
We should lie to her and tell her that he loves her and he will marry her and they will live happily ever after.

What I hate the most is the fact that she isn't disgusted by his yahoo lifestyle but she's offended that he told her the truth, that 'she is a dumbass!' angry
I feel she has her doubts but is just seeking validation from us. She should move on because that guy will just smash what's left of her heart
Romance › Re: I'm Thinking Of Leaving My Man After The Conversation Below. by UDUJ(m): 9:44pm On Apr 06, 2018
QueenUtum:
This is my boyfriend telling me about one of his friends. It made me feel bad as I'm English/Caribbean and I met him in Nigeria....sometimes I send him money. He's 5 years younger than me. Guess your all gonna tell me I'm a fool?
Halfpenny:
You are a fool.
Nuff said cheesy
Romance › Re: I'm Thinking Of Leaving My Man After The Conversation Below. by UDUJ(m): 9:31pm On Apr 06, 2018
Good D I C K causes temporary insanity in some women.

I fear how the op can stay without it now she's addicted as that could lead to permanent psychosis. cheesy

Romance › Re: Should I Quit My Lucrative Job Because Of Marriage? by UDUJ(m): 9:11pm On Apr 06, 2018
swiz123:
With a solemn heart, I tender my unreserved apology to all the bro's on nairaland unbehalf of this she'male
cheesy grin Mad man

Romance › Re: Overly Tall Guys How Do U Cope With Self Esteem Cuz Mine Is Killing Me!! by UDUJ(m): 8:50pm On Apr 06, 2018
chinochizzy:
Lol bro it hasn't come to that na
Ok bro now lets get serious. You are 5-11 you are ok heightwise, you should use that. I am 6-1 and I tell you girls dig tall guys.

Now let me scatter your head cheesy

Women want a man who towers over them because it conforms to gender stereotypes and makes them feel protected, secure, feminine and delicate.

1. Around a hot tall guy, THEY get to wear heels with reckless abandon without worrying that they will tower over him!

2. They love how you are able to pick them up and throw on a bed cheesy

3. When they are near a hot tall guy, they feel safe, like nothing can happening to them because other people are intimidated by tall people.

4. They feel safe when they hug you, and their height matches yours in such a way that their ear hits your heart and they can hear your heart beat.

5. When you hug them from behind you can rest your chin on their head and grab them, causing them to melt a little bit inside.

7. Hot guys who are tall and big can reach stuff off the top shelf for them, and when you do they can stare at you and watch as your muscles flex.

8. Girls love how tall hot guys are sexy when sitting down because they are so tall that they have to slouch

9. Tall guys look great in clothes because clothes are made with tall people in mind.

10. It is said that tall guys have healthy genes.

11. They love us tall as the act of looking at a tall dude is an act of seduction because they have to look up at us and just gosh at the adonis wink.

12. Shorter ladies fit together with tall guys in awesome ways.

13. When we are this tall girls feel holding our hand is awkward so they hold our biceps instead, which is just as good smiley

14. When you guys go out you are easier to spot from a crowd and they love to use this to show off to their friends

15. They know they will always be seen as cute and cuddly to a tall dude.

16. They love our long legs…

17. When it’s raining the shade we create for them with our umbrellas leave them perfectly dry!

Dude hold your head high. You are tall, be proud cool
Romance › Re: Should I Quit My Lucrative Job Because Of Marriage? by UDUJ(m):
cheesy These are the kinds of questions that feminists (or like my bro calls them Nairaland Feminist E-Goats NFEG cheesy) feed off of.

To the op: Weigh your choices

1. Do you want a peaceful marriage without issues-OPTION A
2. Do you want to focus on your career and in the process cause cracks in your marriage or possible future divorce-OPTION B

The key here is for you guys to make a compromise. Compromise can take many forms and to have a happy marriage, both parties have to be willing to compromise.

Compromising your job for marriage is only terrible if it is a one way sacrifice that you are unhappy about making.

Okay, the following conversation is playing in my head right now cheesy

She- It's my final decision.
He- Are you sure?
She- Yes, I will not quit my job.
He- My salary is enough for us.
She- It's not about earnings.
He- Listen, being a housewife and being a working professional are different things, and I want a housewife not a working professional.
She- Then what about those promises which you made while dating me that you will allow me to work even after our Marriage ?
He- Those were just to console you and it's your fault that you took them seriously.
She- Only to console me?
He- Yes. Why you are so much obsessed with your job?
She- Because my parents worked hard for me so that I can make my future of my own. They don't want me to be only a Housewife and neither do I want it that way.Promotions are on the way and better growth in near future. So I can't. Sorry.
He- So your salary is around 800k (in a sarcastic manner)?
She- Yes. So what?
He- And mine is 300k. So you feel we can’t survive on my salary?
She- What do you want to say?
He- There is no way in hell I will quit my job and become a house husband. That’s too much emasculation for me.
She- No thanks. I thought you love me so you want to marry me but I was wrong.
He- You know the fact, isn't it? I can easily get any girl.
She- Yeah I know. So go and get one. Bye.

Now He is dating someone else and She is happy with her job (promoted). cheesy grin

Romance › Re: Media Personality Slams Men Who Insult Unmarried Women by UDUJ(m): 6:01pm On Apr 06, 2018
donstan18:
She's one of the frustrated aged single ladies, we know their type.......Their online behaviors and characters are like a university 4 years course.


Level 100: When they gain admission into 30s, they'll be like..... Marriage is not for everyone, i like being alone to avoid being controlled by any man, I don't even need a man.


Level 200: They'll be become more aggressive and start abusing and trolling men upandan on social media, venting their frustration on men due the numerous breakups they'v gotten from men, lol. They'll hide under the shield of feminism to bash men, while deep inside them, they so much need men.

Level 300: After seeing their carryover(Not getting attention from men) as a result of insulting men, they'll now become humble, they won't insult men again, they'll start playing neutral in issues for them to get support and attention from men online.


Level 400: They'll graduate from playing neutral and start asslicking men, They'll support whatever a man say online, even when a man bash a woman, they still support him by shouting 'Wow, wow, wow' like an ambulance.

If you are an aged single woman reading this, I Donstan is personally telling you to change your ways and settle with a man, their are many hardworking and successful men looking for a wife, but no man will want to marry a one time men hater. Go and marry, deep inside you, you need a man, stop deceiving yourself
So true cheesy grin

We know them already cheesy. The former men haters now turn men asslickers due to their use by date fast approaching cheesy We have a perfect example of such in this thread already. She knows herself wink

Romance › Re: Media Personality Slams Men Who Insult Unmarried Women by UDUJ(m): 4:47pm On Apr 06, 2018
donstan18:
Lol
The Don I greet thee cool
Romance › Re: I Can't Marry This Type Of Man by UDUJ(m): 4:28pm On Apr 06, 2018
marvin906:
no offence
buh i would like to see your pic
your face will determine my answer for your write up
Check her profile you will see the scary looking face.

It's the ugly ones that always have a list cheesy
Romance › Re: The Detailed Adventures Of A Professional Lagos Prostitute by UDUJ(m): 4:20pm On Apr 06, 2018
Nice. Me likey kiss kiss
Romance › Re: I Can't Marry This Type Of Man by UDUJ(m): 4:16pm On Apr 06, 2018
This type go stay house tire grin

Worwor evening newspaper angry
Romance › Re: Media Personality Slams Men Who Insult Unmarried Women by UDUJ(m): 3:58pm On Apr 06, 2018
An evening newspaper sighted cheesy grin
Romance › Re: What Is The Difference Between A Bad Boy And A Good Boy by UDUJ(m): 3:26pm On Apr 06, 2018
The Bad Boy gets the girl while the Good Boy ends up in the Friend Zone cheesy grin

Romance › Re: Gay Couple Adopt A 3-Year-Old Girl (Photos) by UDUJ(m): 3:13pm On Apr 06, 2018
It is finished shocked lipsrsealed undecided cry

Crime › Re: "I Prefer Little Girls To Satisfy My Urge" - Arrested 25 Year Old Pedophile by UDUJ(m): 2:20pm On Apr 06, 2018
They live amongst us angry

Romance › Re: Matured Advice Pls by UDUJ(m):
Chopwater:
There is d girl i ve dated in past, we broke up. everybody find their way. recently i find myself communicating with her. i don't know hw i get her number 4 d first place i'm surprise am stil talking to my ex. though she is married now blessed with one kid. my problem now hw do i stop telling her lies. one time she called, she asked if i hav a girl frend. i told her why she wants 2 knw. she laughed nd replied me so person no fit knw again. abi they hide am. I dont hav choice than to say yes i hav. knowing fully i dont hav a female frend let alone girl frend. since then when ever we make calls she always asked abt my girl nd i keep telling her more fabricated lies. It came to an extent i stopped calling her nd she is d one calling stil asking abt my girl. i hate lie, though i used to sometime but nt dis continueos lie. I'm Think Of letting her know d truth bt i want to do it maturedly.
Dude what's the point of this your post exactly? huh

Do you still have feelings for your Ex (now a married woman with a kid)?------Thunder loading 18%-26%-32% cheesy

Or you need to know how to undo the lie?

Romance › Re: "Why I Proposed To My Girlfriend With N2 Million Dummy Cheque" - Nigerian Man by UDUJ(m): 11:35am On Apr 06, 2018
TheUpsetGirl:
imagine what the idiot did, if a guy proposes to me with 50k ring I'd slap the he'll out from his face, nonsense

not even 200k.


I pray and bind every broke guy in Jesus name
So says the ugly girl. With your looks I doubt you'll even get anyone to propose to you with a 20k ring sef

Ugly broke Benin leech

Romance › Re: Why The Ladies!!!!! by UDUJ(m):
AntiBrutus:
Typical. Read and understand your signature...it shall be applied on you.
Take a chill pill woman. I am not the cause of your problems. You sound disturbed.

All these ones that have had numerous feticides always have an axe to grind cheesy (Don't fear too much - you can still take in)

Antibrutus Off with you now angry
Romance › Re: Why The Ladies!!!!! by UDUJ(m): 11:01am On Apr 06, 2018
AntiBrutus:
Whoever you are, do your best not to quote me.
I will return the favour. Thanks...
Noted your highness.

Or did the abortion post touch a nerve cheesy

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