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daewoorazer:
If you have a lifeline to choose a race to have your wife from, which would that be?

Lemme help a little

Spaniards
Americans
Asians
Dominicans
Poles
Africans
Arabs
et al

As for me, I’d choose a Dominican even in my next life!
Their beauty is beyond here!

Latinas men. Those ladies are the bomb, nice looking skin and freaks in the bedroom

Shugavee:
Lol they have started!! Give him advice jor

Shugavee dearest. If we allow everyone write like this and we don't caution them, how do you want Nairaland to stand alongside worldclass forums like Quora and Reddit?

merbenko:
A close friend of mine was treating by his girlfriend, that if he can't secure a job by December she will brake up with him . He graduated 2014 and served 2015 that was the year he started dating her after his service. He is managing with a private school after various attempt to set his hands on a lucrative job. He call me yesterday and told me about the issue. My answer is to let her go even before December because if wishes are horses no one will likes to be poor. Please if there is any opinion more that I need your help. Please

smh

Wrong diction, poor context, no paragraphs

I wouldn't be surprised if the op is a graduate. Mushroom graduates everywhere

Passy089:
Is it possible for a girl to be 10weeks pregnant and don't even know she's taken in,although she use to have raw sex with her bf,she just found out she has been pregnant for awhile ,claiming she use to have irregular periods most times that's why she didn't detect it on time....she's scared,her boyfriend is scared...their parents are no nonsense elders in lords chosen....guys any advice for them??

It most certainly can happen.

Some women continue to have period like bleeding even when they are pregnant, so one of the most obvious signs of pregnancy does not occur for them.

If a woman is already overweight, there may be a light weight gain, but not enough to suspect pregnancy.

I have known two cases where the woman had a very advanced pregnancy before she realized. The first was around seven months pregnant, and the other one was a colleague of mine who was almost due giving birth about two weeks later.

The first woman already had two children, and this was her third, so she was no stranger to pregnancy. Her periods had continued. She gained a bit of weight, but not much.

My colleague was a fairly overweight person, and had one child who was by then about 7 years old. She did not gain weight, nor did her weight distribution change. Her baby was not large. She was most certainly not planning a child, but contraception failure gave her an unexpected baby.

So my good friend it's possible. There are a few women who through the whole pregnancy still see their period, never gain weight (Belly bump) and never have morning sickness.

Tell your friend to start planning for the baby cause I don't support abortion

Divay22:
Lol
He say na anonymous person ..

The guy na funny dude

I go respond to am now

CAPSLOCKED:

THIS DISGRACE...

YOU NEVER FAIL TO SHOW YOURSELF EVERYWHERE YOU ENTER.

MOST PEOPLE ON THIS FORUM WILL BE VERY HAPPY IF YOU COULD JUST CEASE TO LIVE.

A MAD PERSON'S VOMIT IS ECONOMICALLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU. I'M SORRY.

lawd bro I can't deal. Have mercy on the babe abi hermaphrodite

Chikita66:
Nothing, am not bitter towards them, its only ladies that have been used severally and dumped that will be bitter towards them .

At the bold face, so very true like the evening newspaper above me

Passy089:
Is it possible for a girl to be 10weeks pregnant and don't even know she's taken in,although she use to have raw sex with her bf,she just found out she has been pregnant for awhile ,claiming she use to have irregular periods most times that's why she didn't detect it on time....she's scared,her boyfriend is scared...their parents are no nonsense elders in lords chosen....guys any advice for them??

No advice until you tell us who the real boyfriend is

CaptJeffry:
Are you her father that she depends on you financially? Break up with her because you need to concentrate and focus on your next move to sort out your pocket not because you can't finance your relationship with her as you've foolishly been doing.

I keep saying this, broke and struggling men should stay away from relationships if they want to succeed in life.

My thoughts exactly.

Relationships should be the last thing on your mind while struggling and hustling

HeWrites:
A beautiful lady has got herself trending online after sharing photo of herself grabbing her huge camel toe on social media.

The things we see on social media of nowadays.

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/lady-with-huge-camel-toe-grabs-it-in-a-trending-photo-shared-on-social-media.html

https://www.torimill.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/cameltoe.png

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

That ukwu is marvelous

Oga Lefulefu here's something for your weekend delight

CAPSLOCKED:

SHE'S PROBABLY THE TYPE TO ARGUE THAT SHE'S JUST PERFECT THAT WAY, AND DOESN'T NEED TO CHANGE FOR ANY "MAN".

Yeah, the type that will tell you she's not fat, that she's just big boned

Nonsense

hopefulLandlord:
Olukoya is a pastor that keeps his flock in constant fear of mundane things by spiritualising them

a student failed exam? the enemies of his mother's house is responsible

you don't have a job or you lost your job? there's a spiritual snail in your life

finding it hard/near impossible getting a husband? spiritual husbands are involved, they're the ones chasing your prospective husbands away

did you see a cockroach in your closet? that's definitely agents of your enemy at work

your business failed? its the gods of your grandfather that is responsible

so almost all prayers are directed at enemies/demons/gods of my father's house etc telling them to DIE!!!!!

but I understand cuz doing that's what the sheeples want to hear not the bitter truth, make them think they can pray away their problems and that some undetectable, invisible and intangible entity is responsible

No student really wants to hear he failed cuz he studied wrongly

No bachelor/spinster wants to hear they're finding getting spouse hard due to the fact that they're too damn ugly or have a shitty attitude or lack manners

someone whose business just failed doesn't want to hear its normal for businesses to fail as 9 out of 10 businesses fail within 5 years and he should take the lessons from that failed business to make another attempt

Nigerian pastors feed off the fears and gullibility of their flock. That's why they are so successful and wealthy

bayocanny:
You fall my hand bro, I thought you have sense

adaksbullet:
I'm soluble liable in whot I typed am no need ur yeye hand idiot,u that haved sense, I haved seen u


Ode

adaks adaks

CAPSLOCKED:

ER..
IT'S OKAY FOR THEM TO SET STANDARDS, BUT WHEN WE DO... IT CALLS FOR TROUBLE.


JUST LIKE CHARITY, EQUALITY STARTS FROM ALL THESE LITTLE & UNIMPORTANT THINGS. THEN WE CAN COMFORTABLY TALK ABOUT THE BIG & IMPORTANT ONES.

True talk bro. I see double standards everywhere.

Happy Sunday

agbonkamen:
Erected dick

You write the way you look. Ode

Nutase:
How many of your mothers or sisters have the traits you are discussing.



For her to maintain the figure for your selfish ass you better don't get her pregnant. You want to eat your cake and have it.
I wonder the kind of broken home you would have been brought up in if your father had such criteria. Nonsense

Look at this slowpoke. Must you dictate to him what he wants? I thought the question was for our ideal wishes so how is it any of your concern?

Clapback with a silly response and I will bury you this sunday

A car that has been in 5 accidents and whose engine has been overhauled 10 times has no second hand value and should be sold to the folks at Alaba for scraps

esthy86:
lmao,I did not even add G wagon and betly jeep,nt DAT small mi own

Just be good and nice to the one you finally decide to settle down with.

Trust me when I say this: an able man ( comfortable one) will provide the world for his woman once he knows she is worth it

fucktoto:
emboldened not true.


i know a girl who has fûcked and aborted and has been squeezed and squeezed and squeezed, yet she still has the i-swear-to-God boobs with enough biscuit bones inside.

I Swear To God boobs------- kai I am dead

If I had known this type of thread was coming I wouldn't have bothered going to church today

esthy86:
God fearing,caring,romantic,gat self control cos am very troublesome ,drama king am a kind of crazy bae,funny,tall,black,wealthy boo

lmao

This one go wait tire

ubunja:
you think the pvssies i masturbate to are borehole pvssy? silly brainless loser

The folly. Ignore that dimwit bro. Who in his right senses will start masturbating to a borehole pussy when there are millions of low mileage tighter ones?

ubunja:
Wide Open Pvssy = Too Much Fvcking
Saggy Boobs = Too Much Squeezing.

fvck anything else.

Mah brother from another mother

Truth be told Humble breasts (downward facing boobs) and borehole vijayjays will always be a huge turnoff.

Fvck all these your explanations.

MrBrownJay1:
as much as the OP is right, and can come up with all the how/what/why toto get loose and tittays are sagging, she failed to focus on the main issue here.... and that is... aka slack toto and saggy boobs are a complete turm off, and the reason WHY they ended up that way is irrelevant to us men.

no excuses are needed for saggy boobs and widen cooty cat, as men will still look down on them.

Are you sure we are not related? We think alike bro

Na wah

Interesting topic.

I have some counter points to put through after church service

bignoisemaker:
There's something i've noticed. I like putting smiles on people's faces to my own disadvantage. Once I'm paid my meagre sum, I find myself helping those in need and before I know it, the money is gone in a week. Even in a relationship, I think more of the opposite partner than myself. Is this based on my upbringing??


I also don't like being helped. I feel more joy and comfort in helping others. My question is, is this normal? Does any one feel this way too? Do I have to be stern at times. There are times it tells on me and other times I'm appraised for it

The single most important thing is simply this:

Understand that it is okay to say NO.

It is okay to have boundaries. It is okay to say no. Your mission in life is not to please every person you encounter, all the time.

It is okay to express your opinion even when it is not shared by the people around you. It is okay to decline requests for your time, attention, and labor. It is okay to set boundaries on what you have to offer other people.

People who suffer from Niceness Syndrome believe that in order to be a good person, you must always be inoffensive and non-confrontational. That makes others perceive them as dishonest and untrustworthy—dishonest because they hide their real opinions in order to avoid disagreement, untrustworthy because they say yes when they really mean no.

EmergencyCase:
I hope so because this one has lingered on for too long

And it will linger on for much longer with this your negative mindset. Everything that comes out of your mouth is always negative with regards your present condition.

These are universal laws you are toying with. Negative thoughts bring forth negative repercussions. Enough said