₦airaland Forum

lefulefu:
God help us.make we no go by mistake sleep with man wey change to woman. Heard there lots of transgenders right now in lagos...many na olosho dem dey do.thank god i don't patronize oloshos.

Chief Lefu I hail. No worry if you see Transgender person you go know by their voice. Majority of them still get their original masculine voice

Also check their facial cheek bone structure, if you see man you go know

Things to look out for:

1. Their height (most of them are above average height for a woman)
2. Their shoulders (most have broad shoulders)
3. Their Face (like I said earlier)
4. The Voice

So most have all 4 points, some have 3 characteristics, some have 2 and few have only one distinctive characteristic from the 4 points above. You just have to observe carefully.

chukxie:
It's finished !

I am telling you. Nothing surprises me in this world anymore

I am numb to everything

HenryThegreat1:
I am 33 years old man, working in lagos. I am single and I am not in any serious relationship.
Problem now is that there are pressures everywhere in d office, from family to get marry but I wanted to establish a small buying and selling business first.
Note: I live in one bedroom flat, my monthly salary after taxes and pension is 65,000 naira and I have saved about 1 million naira now and wanted to save more for the business. What should I do now.

The decision to get married is a personal one, never you allow family or societal pressures force you to make that decision when you're not ready.

I am not suggesting you should never get married, nor am I against monogamy. I am simply saying you should avoid setting unrealistic expectations for yourself and others and that you need to look within instead of outwards before making “the marriage decision.”

Preshy561:
money is good naw,I have a standard and I cant settle for less.

Can't believe a Female Engineer in the making is this pretty

Preshy na only you waka come?

Compliance:
Bro. Please, we need to discuss...as soon as you can permit me

I got your email. We can discuss through DM (email). Cheers

RuthDaniels:
Oversabi will not kill you , the question is : Define "Stingy "

Haba sis I gat to show say I sabi book small nah

SirToby please don’t bring religion into this. God is not punishing you for any activity you feel you did

You suffer from Anxiety. Anxiety is a mental health disorder and affects over 60% of Nigerians but because of the way our society is designed we decide not to treat it cause of the supposed stigma attached to such. When people think of anxiety, they think of worrying and stress. They think of fears and a feeling as though something is going to go wrong. Anxiety is seen in thoughts and actions.

But anxiety has a tremendous physical component, and one of the key contributors to those physical sensations is long term stress. This Stress has a tremendous impact on your health, and one of the most common conditions is feeling ill.


The stress from anxiety can cause feelings of very genuine sickness. These feelings often mimic the way illnesses make you feel. Your stomach can feel like it's rumbling and you may even feel like you are having fever or malaria. Feeling sick may be a sign that you've fallen ill, but it can also be a clear sign of anxiety.

When we are stressed and the stress is a prolonged one (e.g. grief), it is physically very hard on the body to maintain this stress response for a prolonged period, so we have to find ways to take our body out of this stress response. Some of these ways are spending time with friends, counselling, medication, mindfulness, making sure we eat and sleep enough, massage, hypnosis etc. There are lots of different things that can help.

Anxiety can weaken your immune system, increasing the risk of suffering from mild illness.

Feeling ill is something that often causes concern. Some people feel so sick that they vomit or experience profound nausea that keeps them away from their activities. Some people experience more than just nausea as well. They may experience other symptoms that are similar to catching a fever, malaria or flu. They may feel like their organss are swollen, or their tongue is dry. They may feel lightheaded. They may even cough or experience severe stomach discomfort, like indigestion.

When anxiety is causing these symptoms, they're not dangerous. Anxiety is simply your body's misfiring of the body's natural fight or flight response, and the way your body reacts is designed to make sure that you know you're supposed to be fearful.
The problem isn't the signals themselves, the problem is that you're experiencing them all the time, often when it is inconvenient. People feel these symptoms for different reasons:

Situational anxiety is actually natural. It's inconvenient, but it's natural. Back in school, if you felt severe illness before a big test, it's because you genuinely feared that test. While tests shouldn't provide that fear, the reaction is not unexpected.

But on the other hand, the one you should fear and what I think you have is Feelings of chronic illness from anxiety which is even more problematic, because when your anxiety won't go away, the feeling of being ill won't go away either. It becomes something that makes you feel worse about your health, saps your energy, and can ruin each and every day (all symptoms you are feeling now).

My recommendation: go to the clinic and see a trained therapist. He will prescribe some good anti-depressants. You will be okay.

Toby calm down. It's all in your head bro (purely psychological).

I will explain in detail once I get home.

EFULEFU1:
If you are texting a lady
And you wish her good night
And she replies with

'good night, sweet dreams '

Could it mean any affection from the lady??

It means absolutely nothing.

DeadRat:





Engaged And Searching...

This guy sef

You see why I call you a madman?

TheUpsetGirl1:
how do broke short ladies attract guys?

ShyCypher:
By avoidin' guys that haul heavy cartons in cabin biscuit factories...

Pure Savagery

izaray:
Is obvious, he's a typical example of a broke nigga

So true

DeadRat:



There Is An Agbero in My Area They All Him "Rainbow" because Is Sense Of Dressing Is Faulty...


I Noticed You Like Using His Favourite Colours "Red and Blue"... Are You Rainbow?

Madman.

I just love the colours. It helps when emphasizing your points.

jawalis:
I was in a relationship with a girl during my school days and honestly the girl really tried and was there for me (financially). we graduated and as life will bring it, she left for other country, I accepted it and moved on. I met with a girl [/b]and [b]I won't deny the fact that she's doing so much in supporting me. now school girlfriend is back and she insist we continue since we were good together before she left...I don't want to be an ingrate.

Dude I don't have any advice for you, I just want to yab you.

You seem to survive off the women you date. First time I am seeing a guy that's a leech. Grow up and hustle for yourself bro.

Chi59:
Go Joor. E concern you?
I just developed coldfeet towards him

Nice play of words. You developed coldfeet towards Mr coldfeet moniker

Don't mind me joor. Everyone in nairaland knows I love cracking jokes and fooling around. Have a lovely day

Coldfeets:
Interesting...

Would you like to date me?

Chi59:
No

DonPiiko:
No be lie, May God bless our hustle. have a productive day

You too bro

DonPiiko:
Fine my brother, how your ends?

I am good bro. Just working smart in the office. Got to pay the bills bro

frenzyduchess:
Good to know you don't take it seriously, cos I know some bitter and frustrated folks who come online to spill their venom to escape their misery. Have a nice day ahead.

You too dear

DonPiiko:

Don how far? Longtime

frenzyduchess:
someone is miseducating you with his moniker you are shouting "mah nigga "

So I can't laugh at something that is clearly a joke? Sis don't take all these nairaland theories too seriously.

You really have cause to worry.

From your post it just shows she is still having feelings for this guy.

I don't see how a lady about to get married will dole out 200k to pay for her ex-boyfriend's birthday. Dude you're a side nigga just paying the bills. Just being frank.

TAMSNigeria:
If you want to be recognized at your place of work: Speak up, quantify your result and claim credit for your work.

#TAMSummit2018 #MondayMotivation

The best way would be to do your job better than others. And always be respectful of others, and treat them as you would like to be treated.

There is no fast track to advancement in the work place, unless you are the boss's nephew

TheUpsetGirl1:
keep quoting me everywhere since your life depends on it.

Will do

Here we go again. I try not to contribute in such controversial topics.

Both sexes smell bad when they don't take good care of themselves

MISEDUCATIONS:
mah niggah.
girls' motto is "There's plenty of fish in the sea". yet the marriage rate is going down infront of their eyes. and they're single.
no man must marry before 35 and when he marries must marry under 22.

Mah Nigga

micronut:
#Who is too young to marry after 18yrs? By Elu



Moral of the lesson: There is no such time as a right time for marriage than the time when everything looks favorable on your side but fear of unknown or societal perception of too early, or not good enough for you, may make you delay it for a latter day.

See, If you don't keep any ready guy in the future, then my young lucky sister, marry that ready dude now, if he is everything you want in a man.

Again, let me add this for older single girls that are searching. If you're 23+ and you ready to settle down, please try to avoid guys between 24 to 28yrs, for marriage plans, because only very few think about marriage at that age. Many are still sorting out their lives.

At 25, I was enjoying my life as a young Naija guy with no worries, and any girl at that time for me would have been in a long time waiting mode. Lol!

You wanna settle down, roll with men of 30+, with that, your waiting time reduces.

And for guys, you wanna settle down now but you have no money, please leave out girls below 24, many are not ready, they wanna explore, and the ready ones have financial burdens, that only big bros could carry.

Roll with older girls, you might not pay a dine, as these girls are mostly financially okay on their own. Through them, you get quick parental consent, the families accept you quickly and even fund your wedding plans. Just go bring your family and come and take her away. Lo[/b]l

[b]Wisdom is all we need!

#Goodnight Single friends. Let's keep searching rightly and let's not be delaying ourselves unknowingly.

Cc: Ishlove, lalasticlala, Rockstation and farano

Makes sense. Couldn't agree more

Olalan:
But is it all over the world or peculiar to a developing country like Nigeria that girls equate love to money

It's not peculiar to Nigeria only. It's the same all over the world

EgunMogaji:
Seriously!

4 months separation and he’s still talking about reconciliation

You guys give men a bad rap with women.

Move on already, use the experience here to make sure that your next relationship is based on solid foundation.

Very true. 4 whole months and none bothered to contact each other. Just shows both parties don't respect each other and are no longer interested in the marriage.

There is nothing to be salvaged. Move on.

TheUpsetGirl1:
just shut up... why did he ask her about her virginity status in the first place? is that why he wanted to marry her?

is the idiot a virgin himself?

freedom of speech doesn't mean you guys should say nonsense .


#teamInterracial

I keep saying you're just a pained uncultured mofo. Just because you lost your virginity millions of years ago doesn't mean others can't keep theirs.

Mumu

Marshalxv:
Hope you're not finding Dick attractive.
in case you plan on walking that path just remember say na 14years minimum.

ganie:
A friend cooked it with noodles from a Meh-tea,the event that happened was that he was woken up by neighbours in the toilet the next day after he went to urinate during the night. Yeah,it was a face me,I face u compound.

Yeah I can relate. Had a friend back then in school that unknowingly ate beans cooked with weed. He slept for like 2 straight days

No joke