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Activist001:
You can't try this shit with someone like me. The guy obviously caused this by not giving himself self respect.

Exactly. And I am sure the lady is the type that said no sex before marriage. The mumu man eagerly waited and now see the result.

That's why I always advocate sampling the product before taking her to the alter. My girl knows I am a freak, once I am in the mood it happens there and then - kitchen, corridor, staircase, living room floor, you name it

The5DME:
I'm really frustrated and depressed and I have no one to talk to. I need someone to pour my issues to and maybe, get some advice.

I saw your pm but did not reply because it's a new account created less than a month ago. Too many scammers using new accounts.

So this is what you wanted to discuss with me? Wow this is serious. At 19 you should have outgrown this timidity. I understand where you are coming from. I too was shy when I was in secondary school and could not approach girls. I had some good friends that groomed me and made me bold. I ended up becoming a rockstar (if you know what I mean ) in the university , but this was ages ago.

I am presently out but will call you once I am back in a weeks time so we can talk. At 19 you should start acting like a man. I will reply your pm so you can send your mobile number so we chat. You need proper grooming. You also have an inferiority complex which is not good. Cheers bro

purpleicious:
Whenever you sleep with your husband,not boyfriend o, for something in return, what do you call that?

Prostitution

The man must be a big fool for even posting this.

At least now we know who wears the pants in the house

I am beginning to hate this country. Sometimes I regret coming back. I hope things change soon.

They were so desperate to seize power from Jonathan eventhough they never had a plan of governance in place just incase they won.

Cluelessness personified

Although Reno is a troublemaker, but you can tell this guy exercises and watches what he eats. That's how I am going to be when I get to his age

#NOPOTBELLY

wink2015:
THE NIGERIA SECURITY AGENCIES E.g the Nigeria police after their officers have purchased drugs for a long time from this drug baron will still go and leak their information to the government.

The security agencies are all aware of this drug baron all these past years.

It is only now that they are exposing him after getting all the share they need from him.

A sort of use and dump.

You are very correct.

I am also of the opinion that this burst came up as a result of the two sides not agreeing to an increase in daily, weekly or monthly levies imposed by group A (which happens everywhere in the world not just here) leading to a disagreement because group B suddenly realised that group A I being greedy and if they don't curtail it at this point the levies will continue going up constantly and eating into their profits.

Don't mind me joor, my brain is always on overdrive

GeneralPula:
Makes me remember Narcos..

If you dare raid and burst a certain cartel, numbers of police will pay for it. Then negotiations will start

Mad drug dealers for that part of the world..

Men I loved that series on Netflix. Including Narcos Mexico and a special film on Pablo Escober and Joaquin Guzman El Chapo

Those guys were legends, but in a bad way

NwaAmaikpe:




Her parents should try and be understanding; didn't they experience puberty and it's resultant youthful exuberance?

At 22...her ovaries are already rioting.
At 22...her uterus hungers for constant semen
At 22...the blood vessels in her nippIes are gorging with blood desperately needing to be ravished.
At 22...her labia majora yearns to be spread apart.
At 22...she believes the world revolves around her kpekus and she is God's gift to men.

Will they be bappy if she feeds all of these cravings under their roof?

In my honest opinion, any single girl of 22 who has the opportunity to live under her parents but wants to be independent by all means only has one driving reason; they want to be unchained hos.

Lwkmd NwaAmaikpe never dissapoints

zinny377:
Abeg am so confused! Which one is BVN generated NIN again

When you did your BVN and your biometrics was taken a NIN was automatically created for you linked to that BVN. That was during the period we had a thinking government with some few intellects in government. If you have a GTBank account, log into Internet banking or download the mobile app and you will see your NIN just below your BVN.

Bebson007:
Did mine 2013 and collected original 2015..... it also serves as ATM card linked to Access bank so I was told by the official.

Lol at it also serves as an ATM card linked to your bank account.

You better not listen to that NIMC personnel. We have not gotten to that stage yet.

Psalmistproject:
The only good thing I ve seen in this country is being able to piss on another mans wall or gutter.

Even that is becoming difficult these days. Police now arrest those of us doing that. And that was the only benefit I had of being in this country

Uyi168:
For those of us that refused to register, when will they start disconnecting our lines

Stubborn Edo man

I know a lot of guys in the same boat as you. They are not just interested and telling the federal government to carry out their threats and block their lines

Please nobody should laugh at him. Over the years I have seen former classmates and Nigerians in the UK and other countries my job takes me to, doing menial jobs just to make ends meet. Majority of them are too ashamed to come back home because of the shame and stigma. All thanks to heavy demands from family and friends back home.

But I still respect those hardworking dudes doing menial jobs legally overseas than these miscreants pushing drugs and involving in online fraud thus bringing the nations name to disrepute.

FFK please go and sit down somewhere amd close your mouth. Anyway lunatics love other lunatics as well. Nuff said

P/S - people forget so easily that it was this same twitter that played a pivotal role in him winning the presidential election 4 years ago, but he ended up using the platform for evil. Using his tweets to crash the stock markets, create racial tension, incite violence and home grown terrorism. People forget so easily.

He should have been kicked out of the platform a long long time ago. I think twitter even acted cowardly by doing it now. He should have been kicked out from twitter months ago

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....
Double wahalar
But why are my western brothers having the same tribal marks with Binis
Exactly what is on my face as a Bini niggarrrr

Oh...you were supposed to say Yoruba have our blood in thier dna.....because na we be Yoruba father....especially the people of osun...ile ife to be exact....
If you doubt..look for any old man in your area to enlighten you more

Those dudes don't know their history. They should go study more. The yorubas originated from the ancient Benin kingdom.

obembet:
BobFischer X 0 = 0

0 X BobFischer = 0

BobFischer X BobFischer = 0

Therefore BobFischer =

Lies from the pits of hell. She is just chasing clout and looking for anything to put her in the spotlight.

Anyone who believes this story is a big fool.

toobusy:
. Still doesn't make much sense to me sir/ma........I don't have any problem believing that 0*30=0 because logically one can say that nothing in 30 places will always be nothing,but I find it almost impossible to believe that 30*0 =0......what is the logical explanation to convince a man who has 30# that because his 30# was multiple by nothing (0) and as such he has no money again?.it doesn't add up.

He never had 30 naira in the first place. In this situation we are imagining multiplying 0 naira in 30 places which gives you zero. Nada. Zero balance, bounced check

I don't know if this makes sense to you sha

nairaman66:
An example of 'mathematical proof'

I realize you don't want too much mathematics, but I'd like to point out that it is rather trivial to "prove", using only the basic few axioms (up to the distributive law)

I suppose you do not need much convincing that 0 + 0 = 0 (which itself is a consequence of the additive identity n + 0 = a, with a = 0)

Now, as per the distributive law, n * (b+c) = n*b + n*c

(b and c are two other arbitrary numbers. So there are b oranges and c apples in a bag. A bag is (b+c). If you buy 2 bags, then you get twice the number of oranges and twice the number of apples --> 2(b+c) = 2b + 2c.)

And so n*0 = n* (0+0) = n*0 + n*0, (from the previous bit)

So n*0 = n*0 + n*0

Subtract (n*0) from both sides, giving

0 = n*0

N.B Quora

Respect for quoting your source QUORA

Others will steal ideas from the Internet and claim it as theirs. Respect bro

Zero means nothing. That means it's not in existence.

100 times nothingness or a million times nothingness is still zero.

No offense- bros you do arithmetic for primary school so

mansakhalifa:
I guess you are talking about groups like Abu Sayyaf(ISIL-affiliated) and MNLF, sir.

Although MNLF is not as radicalised as Abu Sayyaf. They just want to breakaway from the Philippines.

Very true. Thanks for this info

Slackerpenguin2:
The percentage of Muslims in the Philippines is 4% .

Most of them, like their muslim brethren elsewhere are not extremists

( Indonesia is a Muslim majority country, yet just one province practices Sharia law).
There is a secessionist movement in the Muslim majority areas of the Philippines which has attracted extremists though

You are very correct.

mvem:
sri Lanka have Isis folks but that doesn't change the fact they are majority Christians. Phillipines is still majority Christians with some Muslim population. Malaysia is majority Muslims.Thailand, Myanmar, Vietnam and Singapore are more into Buddhism. Myanmar have some Muslim population called the Rohingya Muslims

Emphasis on the Muslim population to be extremists. I never said they had more Muslims, I said there is also a huge Muslim population who are extremists living in the jungles and Islands with a strong affiliation to isis.

But your points are noted as well

mvem:
Philippine are majority Catholic Christians

They also have a huge Muslim population of which a greater percentage are extremists. The far Eastern (comprising Malaysia, Philippines, Thailand, Myanmar, Vietnam, singapore) control center for isis is in the Philippines.

Shoot all drug dealers caught on sight. Enough is enough. Our international image is already in the gutters

kingharzy:
I'm not against the fight against drug abuse, I'm only against false data and reports. 137KG doesn't sound like something you can walk into an airport with confidently. As earlier stated by a commenter, that's over 2 bags of cement; about 5 bags of chicken feed.

The NDLEA needs to be sincere with itself. You come online and see one truck of Indian hemp being burnt and on reaching a junction near you, you find young folks smoking more than a tipper.

At least, if you can't fight it, legalize it.

My thoughts exactly. 134kg is just too much to move in one trip.

When I watched BANGED UP ABROAD and DRUGS programs on Dstv you never see seizures above 30 kilos.

Haba 134kg is too much

134 KG of cocaine

Are they planning to set up a cocaine distribution centre just the same way Amazon fulfillment centres operates

Haha that load is too much naa.And it's my eastern brother's as well, no surprises here

No one should call me a tribalist because I throw shades to all tribes when they fvck up. Silly mentions will receive a thunderous slap

Alexis11:
Lol.... This one has no business discussing politics at all.

He said Tinubu opposed Abiola lol....


clowns everywhere

Lol

No blame me joor. I read that somewhere and also read some posts on this forum relating to that story. I see you have a contrary opinion. Care to spill bro? Make I learn more

luminouz:
You still don't get it!!!

Stop weaponising emotions and using it as logic.

It's disgusting and shows a low IQ.

The dude dissected that story and found it wanting. He even gave a scenario of how a normal guy was attacked by a woman he hasn't seen before,just to tarnish his reputation.

Have you forgotten that singer who accused that Abuja doctor of rape, when it was only a case of payment for sex?

This is my last reply. You are a lost cause

Lumi too many idiots on this forum. I gave up on them a long long time ago.

I wasn't surprised to see this lady come out and say the dude raped her sometime back. This is their usual modus operandi. Always using the rape card. Rubbish. The Precious lady is a runs girl with well known evil psychotic tendencies and also takes crack. A hardcore olosho with aggressive tendencies. She butchered that dude like a Christmas goat just because a pre arranged sexual agreement was breached or something like that. Too many dumb fvcks on this forum.

Happy new year bro. May success remain with us all through the year. Cheers

Very true. From my study of the Nigerian political landscape history you can tell these guys are two faced and not to be trusted. Same way they betrayed M.K.O Abiola ( their own kin) when he was campaigning for Presidency. And you know the funny part of it all - Tinubu was a part of the gang up against Abiola then. How ironic

These are just my thoughts so no idiot should give me mentions with insults or else the thunder that will strike you will come straight from Asgard