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Crime › Re: Effiong Scott Claim Japheth Akwaowo Who Was Killed By A Corper Raped Her In 2017 by UDUJ(m): 6:51am On Jan 14, 2021
cheesy grin cheesy The statement in the attached image below got me laughing cheesy

They got talking and she found herself in his house? How? Just tell us you guys agreed on a price and headed to his house for the business transaction cheesy

Family › Re: Man Catches His Wife Sleeping With Another Man; Takes A Selfie With Them (Pix) by UDUJ(m): 8:35pm On Jan 13, 2021
NextD18:
A man legit and consensually inserted his diick into the pussay of his Friend's wife and you call the woman a destroyer? When she didn't point a gun at him to do that?


You, calling her a destroyer would have been understood if the man she cheated with was unware of her marital status, but in this disgusting case, he knows she's married, he knows she's married to his friend, yet he fvcked her. They are both snitches, betrayers, stupid, foolish and should be punished severely.

If I was the man, I'll send this picture to all her family members, friends, church and well wishers. If possible, make a poster and erect in her village, i'll so much fvck her up that her reputation and image as a woman will be totally destroyed. This is after kicking her out unharmed.

Then the guy, I'll quietly and secretly send him to his creator to welcome him.



You have a point, but you must factually come clean if you must counter logically.

In no place did the post and picture indicate that an offer was made to the woman, this means there are possibilities that she made the offer which leaves the man in the "Accepting" position. I hope you get my point now and understand the need to keep sentiment aside when it comes to infidelity and betrayal.

Both of them fvcked the man up, both of the deserves to be fvcked up.
Dman you have spoken well. But you see this your statement in the image below? Don't ever try it. No woman is worth you throwing your life away. Not worth it.If I was the man I would calmly take some very nice pictures of the 2 idiots naked and send to my wives family as well as my friends family. Divorce is accepted in all religions when adultery is involved. Send her packing and continue living your life. Women fuĺl everywhere why kill yourself over one loose bitch calling herself your wife.

Family › Re: Man Catches His Wife Sleeping With Another Man; Takes A Selfie With Them (Pix) by UDUJ(m): 8:31pm On Jan 13, 2021
Reason I trust no one and keep everyone at a distance. I don't need friends. My immediate family and my German shepherd dogs are the only ones I am close to. The heart of an average Nigerian is charcoal black. Jealousy and hatred rules the day.
Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold And Simi Celebrate 2nd Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by UDUJ(m): 9:07am On Jan 13, 2021
Frustrated007:
undecided undecided undecided ugly woman
I wonder how she managed to trick him into marrying her undecided
I just had to log in simply to insult your dumb ass. It's no wonder your moniker name tells your life story. Idiots always pouring out their frustrations on others online.

I am logging off now. Mentions will be ignored like always. Next time use your brain before commenting on a public forum. You call her ugly but she is far more successful than you. He-goat angry
Celebrities › Re: Governor Diri Removes BBNaija's Nengi As Face Of Bayelsa Girl Child by UDUJ(m): 4:49pm On Jan 12, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
Why do I have this feeling that he replaced Nengi because Nengi didn't give him the Kpekus that he's been dreaming of grin grin
cheesy grin cheesy Well that could be one of the reasons as well, but the other girl deserves to be the face of the state.

Intellect over oloshoism anyday cheesy
Family › Re: Some Damaging Words My Wife Said During A Quarrel by UDUJ(m): 8:43pm On Jan 11, 2021
CrescentMoon:
These sentences are my way of saying that I spoiled her with care to the extent that I drive her to wherever she wants to go instead of leaving her to catch public transport.
Oh wow, now I understand. Hmmmmmmm I wouldn't blame you for spoiling your wife because I am not in those shoes yet but I can see you are an emotional man just like me. Take it easy. Your mental health is paramount bro. Call your wife and pour out your heart to her and let her do the same.

Please don't listen to people telling you to get a divorce. It hasn't come to that point yet. Women are very delicate people and if you take what they say to heart you will commit murder. I learnt this early in life from my dad. When your head is hot you can leave the house but please don't spend the night outside. Go out, clear your head and come back home. I understand what you are going through. Cheers bro.
Family › Re: Some Damaging Words My Wife Said During A Quarrel by UDUJ(m): 8:38pm On Jan 11, 2021
MrMacinterchi1:
He's the one with the disability.

the attachment you attached is he illustrating that he takes her wife to anywhere she wants to go and also bring her back when she is through - with his car.
Now understood. Thanks for this.
Travel › Re: The New Scam At Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos By Patrick Nwafor by UDUJ(m): 8:14pm On Jan 11, 2021
Nigerian airports the only airports in the world where begging is now a culture. It's gets really embarrassing. Everybody from immigration and passport control, customs, baggage staff and others at luggage check points all asking anything for the boys every single time. Even those baggage handlers at the tarmac when you go to identify your luggage for local flights before entering the plane, after showing them your luggage the next thing bros I can send it to the front of the luggage carousel so you don't wait too long for your luggage once you land at the arrivals area, just find me small thing. Nobody does anything for free over there. You even have to give them tips for performing their jobs. I tire for this country. We have a very long way to go.
Crime › Re: NIN: Beware Of Fake App, NIMC Warns Nigerians by UDUJ(m): 7:04pm On Jan 11, 2021
Guys please take note of this: the app only works with the mobile phone number you used for your NIN registration. So it has to be the same mobile phone number because it will send a pin code to the official line you filled while doing your NIN registration. Please take note of this.

If the phone number is no longer available double wahala because you will need to visit NIMC and update your phone number on their system.Being a Nigerian is already stressful as it is cheesy

Mine was hitch free. My main line is a glo line anyway. I don't know if other network users had issues with theirs. Cheers cool
Crime › Re: NIN: Beware Of Fake App, NIMC Warns Nigerians by UDUJ(m): 6:07pm On Jan 11, 2021
Virginkpekus:
The useless app keep giving me an error message after keying in my bvn
BVN? Haaaaa the real app doesn't ask for your BVN o shocked

Please tell me you are joking undecided

If you really got an app asking for your BVN please rush down to your bank tomorrow as fast as possible. Then call your bank's 24 hours customer care lines right now. Unless you are just joking.
Crime › Re: NIN: Beware Of Fake App, NIMC Warns Nigerians by UDUJ(m): 5:45pm On Jan 11, 2021
Guys we all need to be very careful with these apps. I placed a call to my contact in NIMC Abuja and he has advised you all go their official Twitter handle or website where you will get the link to the correct app. I have pasted what I got when I went to their Twitter page below. Please only download the app from their official website or Twitter handle.

Or just use the phone codes and forget about the app. Although I did mine through the app. It's your choice. Be very careful guys. Fraudsters everywhere angry

Crime › Re: NIN: Beware Of Fake App, NIMC Warns Nigerians by UDUJ(m): 5:21pm On Jan 11, 2021
Ishilove:
Why are many Nigerians so despicably dubious? I bet the criminals behind this are having a field day harvesting people's data. Do we blame our incompetent government or our DNA encrypted proclivities for vice?

I on my own part have decided to manually link my SIM cards using short codes. I can't shout abeg
It's sad really. So damn sad. It has got to a point I look at everyone with distrust. When I am out of the country I avoid Nigerians. These criminals keep coming up with sinister moves to defraud people on a daily basis. It's sickening. Sad.

I just placed a call to confirm I have the official app. Thank God it's the real one I have. Ishi this country matter dey tire person sha cheesy

Family › Re: Some Damaging Words My Wife Said During A Quarrel by UDUJ(m): 3:32pm On Jan 11, 2021
Ghostmode2two:
Your wife loves you just that she is hurting. Forgive her and continue to love her, no divorce please. If you like be the richest man, most handsome, the man with the biggest preek and fvck her 1000 times a day, a woman will still complain. Don't suffer depression for nothing. Care for her and the kids. Enjoy yourself.
cheesy grin cheesy werey

If you fvck her 1000 times a day what time will she have left to be complaining cheesy
Family › Re: Some Damaging Words My Wife Said During A Quarrel by UDUJ(m): 3:15pm On Jan 11, 2021
cc: CrescentMoon

Apologies but I am a bit confused. From your statement in the image below, may I ask who has the disability: yourself or your wife? huh undecided

What you are passing through right now is what I call mental torture and it's a terrible form of depression. This marriage institution is just somehow these days. Fear dey catch me sef undecided

If only couples realize that words can kill. There are things we should never say in anger. Some words once spoken can never be taken back. I for one might forgive you but I will never forget. Sad.

Celebrities › Re: Tunde Ednut Is Back On Instagram: 'Gossipmillnaija & Gistloverblog Not Happy' by UDUJ(m): 2:51pm On Jan 11, 2021
kindredspirit:
I bet you would think differently if he abused your parents.

Imagine going through someone's page and noticing that they posted pictures of their late parents, then attacking them like " God punish your late Mother and father, your late mother was a prostitute, your mother deserved death and is stinking in her grave" etc etc

All these because the person said you should give credit to the original owner of some content that you posted on your page.

If you truly believe the above ( and other much worse examples of vile abuses and bullying ) were not enough to draw widespread ire of people and they were all doing it because they were simply just "JEALOUS" of Tunde Ednut, then you really do need some soul searching.
Hmmmmmmm, I never knew he went to that extent sha. I was just saying my mind with regards the intense hate I saw online towards the dude. If he really was that heartless and callous then I am just short of words. I don't follow anyone on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter or any of the myriad social media sites as I have zero interest in all these online jibberish ( you can call me old school sha cheesy).

If he really said those things and posted people's parents to insult then I am withdrawing my support. Thanks for clarifying this. Much appreciated.
Family › Re: My Guy Said, "O Boy I Don Divorce O". by UDUJ(m): 11:34am On Jan 11, 2021
The5DME:
good morning sir. Please can I discuss something with you sir if you don't mind?
I hardly check my nairaland emails because I receive a lot. But go ahead and send the email, I will check today and respond
Family › Re: My Guy Said, "O Boy I Don Divorce O". by UDUJ(m): 11:28am On Jan 11, 2021
Romanoff:
This marriage matter.

A lot of people build their marriage on the wrong foundation.

Money, sex, looks, loneliness, desperation and some other mundane reasons.

The best foundation to build a marriage is on friendship and that's why you'll hear marriage counsellors say "marry your friend".

Take away sex from most relationships there will be nothing left, you'll discover the sex isn't even enough to keep it going. Sex that should be the icing on the cake has become the entire cake.

Money that should add spice to the marriage has become the entire food. He must have money, he must have a good car, she must be working and earning her own money etc. Once the money is not there anymore, water done pass garri.

Don't get me started on the Looks part, you'll marry because she has big bumbum and boobs, or because he is tall dark or fair and handsome with a six inch rod. A time will come that all these things won't do it for you anymore.

Marry your friend. That person that comes to your mind when you want to have deep discussions about your dreams, your bad day, your plans, your failures. That person that you will forget about time and keep talking with cause conversation and laughter and joys and tears just comes real.

That is what brings intimacy. The attraction, sex, money, looks all those ones na jara.

My opinion o. So before you mention me and insult me, take note of the fact that it's my opinion, make Thunder no fire you this morning.
Nice write up. This makes sense.

And this your statement in your last paragraph I pasted below cracks me up cheesy

Nice one cool

Family › Re: My Guy Said, "O Boy I Don Divorce O". by UDUJ(m): 11:22am On Jan 11, 2021
Chii59:
Mynd44, Dominique, lalasticlala. Please let's curb this blatant misogyny on this forum. When you see posts like the above, just hide it.
The hatred for women is so thick, were it not for my love for this forum, I'd deactivate my account, never to look back.
You just need to learn how to avoid letting some comments here get you worked up. Most of us old timers are used to these comments and completely numb to them.

You see once you realize that we have a whole lot of teens and frustrated students on this forum ( them being home for so long contributes to the stress as well) as well as adults who use any opportunity to post profanities just to make themselves feel a little better. Once you see it the way I see it you will just start ignoring such childish and immature comments.
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Equals Josef Bican's Record As Joint Topscorer In Football History by UDUJ(m): 10:37am On Jan 11, 2021
obembet:
CRISTIANO: 759career goals.

LEO MESSI: 719 career goals.

CRISTIANO: 222 career assists

LEO MESSI: 302 career assists

CRISTIANO: Real Madrid's all-time topscorer.

LEO MESSI: FC Barcelona's all-time topscorer.

CRISTIANO: Portugal's all-time topscorer.

LEO MESSI: Argentina's all-time topscorer.

CRISTIANO: Champions League's all-time
topscorer.

LEO MESSI: Champions League's second all-time topscorer.

CRISTIANO: La Liga's second all-time topscorer.

LEO MESSI: La Liga's all-time topscorer.

CRISTIANO: 5 Times Ballon D'Or winner.

LEO MESSI: 6 Times Ballon D'Or winner.

CRISTIANO: 4 Times Golden Boot winner.

LEO MESSI: 6 Times Golden Boot winner. Both have the most appearances (14) on the FIFPro World XI. ⠀

Love one but don't hate the other and please let's Enjoy them whilst we can because we won't be able to see them on the pitch before long!
I wish I can send you some bottles of Heineken for this write up.

You see these 2 dudes: Ronaldo and Messi. These dudes completely changed football forever. We should count ourselves lucky to have seen them play. Sadly they are old now and in their twilight but their records will remain forever.
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Equals Josef Bican's Record As Joint Topscorer In Football History by UDUJ(m): 10:27am On Jan 11, 2021
light099:
Bullcrap.
Is this really news? It's some big news to dumb folks maybe.
This record isn't different from my neighbor's, who broke the record for having the stinkiest shiit in the neighborhood. They both have something in common. And that is, they don't contribute anything to human existence or survival, neither do they affect the ecosystem in anyway.

If Archimedes (PBUH), Newton (PBUH), Kepler (PBUH), Leonardo Da Vinci (PBUH), Thomas Edison (PBUH), Einstein (PBUH) and all others were busy tapping ball inside the net in their days, the world would still be stuck in primitive era, why ya'll dumb folks would have been living in huts and on top of trees like monkeys.

Something I've come to realise is that people are not as smart as I thought. Especially the commonwealth of common sense available to humanity depreciates as each day goes by. That is why the present generation is the dumbest so far, in irony to the tangible amount of knowledge flying around.
A nigga once said, "the world shows off it's knowledge by flying faster than sound, but shows it's lack of wisdom by flying in the wrong direction."
This generation is dumb af, to compound it more, people are still too ignorant af to realize how dumb they're.
That is why the world is filled with so many fcktärds randomly roaming the surface of the planet.
Political zombies who lick the feet of their oppressors, sheeples who're dragged with the noses by the gods of men, pussy simps whose brains are controlled by bitches, a population who worship unimportant entertainers. A dumb generation which ascribe all the importance to trivialities but regard the weighty issues with levity.
Sadly you are the dumb fvck. Majority of us here are well established professionals in our chosen fields, but you don't expect us to spend all our time working and not give sometime to unwind and relax with entertainment. Football is entertainment and it as helped a whole lot of men cope with stressful jobs, stressful marriages etc. Also those scientists you quoted also has pastimes like visiting the circus or brothels to meet prostitutes to avoid burnout. You need to get your brain checked. Mentions will be ignored.
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Equals Josef Bican's Record As Joint Topscorer In Football History by UDUJ(m): 10:15am On Jan 11, 2021
Say what you want but you can never take the ULTIMATE GOAT status from this dude.

At his age he is still outpeforrming the younger players. With all his money he still trains and works out a minimum of 3 hours everyday.

I have been fortunate to watch him play live.

Show me a player that has played in all major leagues of the world and always remains the best player both in these leagues and the various clubs he plays for.

I count myself lucky to have been in an era where I got to see the GOAT shine cool
Celebrities › Re: Tunde Ednut Is Back On Instagram: 'Gossipmillnaija & Gistloverblog Not Happy' by UDUJ(m): 10:06am On Jan 11, 2021
I am glad he is back. It really hurt me seeing the joy and amount of vitriol and hate being poured out by lots of Nigerians the time he was banned.

Jealousy and hatred is so ingrained in the average Nigerians psyche. We just hate successful people for no just reason.

I agree the dude can be an asshole with his comments but that just didn't justify the amount of hate he got. We've all being assholes at some point in our lives and there are some of us that are assholes on a daily basis as evidenced from comments I read on this forum daily. Give the guy a break.
Crime › Re: Corper Odume Princess Paschaline Arrested For Killing Man In Akwa Ibom (Graphic) by UDUJ(m): 7:40am On Jan 11, 2021
ebukajay184:
A corps member serving in Akwa Ibom has been arrested for allegedly hacking a young man to death with a machete, IgbereTV reports.

Facebook user, Godwin George, who narrated the said event on his page, said he saw a large crowd attacking a lady on Sunday morning, January 10, around 9.30am at Abak road while she was being stripped naked.

According to Mr.George, he was told that the lady identified as Odume Princess Paschaline, was apprehended with bloodstains all over her while trying to jump out from a fence at the house where she had gone to hookup with the victim.

Following an interrogation over the bloodstains, the University Of Nigeria Nsukka graduate was reportedly beaten to a pulp after they discovered the crime she allegedly committed before she was taken to the Police Headquarters in Akwa Ibom.

The Facebook user also gathered that the lady allegedly used a matchet to attack the young man, killing him instantly after several cuts on his stomach and face.

See his post below.


https://www.facebook.com/100000517435184/posts/4312328765460995/?app=fbl
Dude I am replying you because of your statement in the image below. So what exactly are you asking for pity for? That justice should not prevail if indeed she killed the man when she went for her usual olosho whoring business? Probably killed the man over an argument concerning money?

Please allow the police do their job once she gets arrested.

And I always get pissed off when I see silly headlines like this that starts with BEAUTIFUL LADY , PRETTY LADY etc. If she was ugly will you start the caption with UGLY lady? Or does that mean because she is pretty she cannot kill a man?

Dude stop thinking with your penis and start using your brain.

Sports › Re: Muslim Fans Blast Ahmed Musa Over Kissing Picture With His Wife On Facebook by UDUJ(m): 7:35am On Jan 11, 2021
What a religion or should I say Cult undecided
Programming › Re: What Are The Benefits/effects Of Facebook And Whatsapp Synchronisation? by UDUJ(m): 7:33am On Jan 11, 2021
nekejinsi:
Actually is due to the info out there about whatapp fully integrated to facebook and facebook will soon start ads placement on what App, thereby monetizing the hell out of what App. Imagine using what app or facebook seeing an ad about a product u just chatted with a friend ( you will be like WTF) that seo / algorithm to the core.. That tells u that the end to end enscription chatting is actually false.now I think the signal app is more better than telegram and it same end to end enscription as what app (this is because what app creator is the part owner and creator of the signal app- Brian acton). and take note the new owners of what app sells your data to the highest bidder( check Cambridge analytical Zuckerberg scandal) in which it was used(or/ discovered) in the voters fraud during trump USA 2016 election.
There are lots I can reveal to u but let me stop here, I hope u grab what I meant as your opinion will be needed shallom
What you wrote up there makes total sense. Nothing like privacy anymore once Facebook is concerned.
Politics › Re: Parallel Ohanaeze Elections Held In Imo As Obiozor, Ibeh Returned As President by UDUJ(m): 7:28am On Jan 11, 2021
An extremely disunited bunch. I have never seen a set of people so disunited. And they want to make a claim for Presidency when your house is in total disarray. Shame.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Marries Twin Sisters Because They Can’t Live Without Each Other by UDUJ(m): 6:08pm On Jan 10, 2021
bamite:
Just write LEFT it's a 4 letter word. What's all the nonsense abbreviation for?
It's very childish. We can thank social media chat apps and sites like facebook, 2go, whatsapp et al for this nonsense.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Marries Twin Sisters Because They Can’t Live Without Each Other by UDUJ(m): 6:06pm On Jan 10, 2021
Ishilove:
You are definitely not indomie generation if you know BOGOF.
Lol cheesy grin cheesy
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Marries Twin Sisters Because They Can’t Live Without Each Other by UDUJ(m): 2:35pm On Jan 10, 2021
BOGOF - Buy One Get One Free cheesy grin cheesy

Lucky dude cheesy
Politics › Re: Lagos APC Crisis: Peace Moves Suffer Setback by UDUJ(m): 1:29pm On Jan 10, 2021
fxdee:
while not say it the way it is. He was a commissioner in Lagos and came to his home state to contest again and he won 2 times. What's the essence of where he was physically based so far he performed his duties as a governor.
Your points are duly noted. And much respect for your mature response. A far cry from what we see these days when people reply posts with insults.

I also never knew he was a Lagos state commissioner before becoming the Osun state governor. Thanks for this info. We learn everyday cool
Politics › Re: Lagos APC Crisis: Peace Moves Suffer Setback by UDUJ(m): 1:13pm On Jan 10, 2021
tunapawizzy:
Rauf Aregbesola a major stakeholder in Lagos.....na wa o
Funny enough, he is.

Don't forget this was the same guy who was physically based and living in Lagos when he was the Osun state governor. Shocking eh cheesy

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