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Damian457 you are knowledgeable. Points well laid out just the way I appreciate it. Nice post

GamalNasser:
You can't borrow someone's money without the persons permission , doing this is outright armed robbery...Dormant account is a faux there is nothing like that ..No account can be said to be abandoned when all accounts have Next of Kin ...why are banks not informing next of kins as the law suggest

Because the bankers are big thieves. They monitor dormant accounts with huge funds in them and after a set timeline of no activity (it could be years) they move funds from those accounts and close the accounts. Too many shady dealings done by banks.

The statement on the image below got me laughing out loud. So them getting a VP slot is demeaning or what? Or they are only interested in the Presidential slot? And they think in this tribalistic Nigeria and with the memories of the Biafra war and the present IPOB struggle for a separate Biafra nation that any right thinking Northerner or Westerner will not look at them with fear? Very funny set of people

iokpebholo:
Nigerians are just too difficult to govern,We rationalize every offence committed as if its no longer an offence....Ok they should not enforce covid 19 directive cos there is crowd in NIMC office abi??Some armed robbers were paraded d other day and one other mumu was also trying to justify d crime by saying they should free him dt those in govt also steal.

Don't get yourself worked up bro. I gave up on lots of them after realising they all speak from their asses without using their brains. Dumb fvcks all of them.

yomi007k:
You no see the lady in white with elephant legs?

Shey that one self dey go club to go burn the leg muscles abi?

It's called CLUB CARDIO bro. Burns tonnes of calories. Werey

ogele:
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW, OBAMA, and his cabinet members did not attend Donald J Trump inauguration, you guys can research these for record purposes cos they where not happy he won the Hillary Clinton...

Where do you guys get your information from?

Or you guys just love posting straight from your asses

AmazonTopaz:
Mr man it was not her gender.Hillary got more votes than him.If it was the way we elected presidents in Nigeria and other democracies Hillary would have been president because she had higher votes than Trump she only fell short of the electoral college.Stick to what you know her gender was not the reason she lost her unlikeability and scandals depressed turnout for her many people wanted an outsider so they voted Trump Not only that they underestimated Trump because they felt Hillary would win so they did not vote but stayed home and had Trump instead.Also America now has a woman Vice president knowing fully well Biden is old and she may take over 81.2 million people still voted her and Biden and her name was on the ballot with Biden's name yet they still voted her.Gender was not the main issue for Hillary because Trump won her by slim margins if they had campaigned better not underestimated Trump Hillary would have won.

You stressed yourself too much trying to explain to that one. Majority of posters here just type rubbish without going through the actual posts while others forget their brains before making comments.

Very sore loser. Totally shameless.

A perfect example of what you call a MAN CHILD

This is no apology. Those who can read body language can see through all that bullshit. And what's with the dark shades? Arrogance personified

Doraty1:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/01/08/akeredolu-arrested-in-delhi-over-217k-scam/amp/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&__twitter_impression=true

Nigerians always in the news for the wrong reasons. That's why I avoid them like a plague when outside the country. The westerners are into online fraud, the easterners do drugs then you have my edo brothers taking their miserable cultist activities and mixing it with petty crimes and my sisters rule the prostitution arena. The northerners are not left out, their greed and nepotism has created the cankerworm we find ourselves in. Collectively the nation is a failed state with a terrible reputation overseas. Spits in disgust

And this is nairaland front page worthy news, smh

This girl takes attention seeking to new levels, smh

BizzBizz:
Young Lady In Tears After Trying The Trending Charlie Charlie Game

Young lady cries as she narrates her experience of the trending Charlie Charlie game


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ-E_03SVFE

This makes me remember some ancient words: When you stare into the ABYSS, the ABYSS stares back.

Some doors are better left locked just like Pandora's box.

Nigerians don't mind their business. How is his neighbours child not resembling his neighbour any of his business and did he need to voice it out?

Maxymilliano:
Corona

It might not be. Can you see the pot belly? Majority of Nigerians see getting fat and having a massive pot belly as a sign of living life to the fullest. Nah being obese or having massive pot belly comes with it's associated health challenges. We don't watch what we eat. We eat anyhow and eat anything in sight. Coupled with this the average Nigerian does not bother about exercising.

And the sad fact is that we are so annoying in our thought processes. For example when RMD started exercising and lost a lot of weight Nigerians started saying he is I'll and probably has AIDS. And because of the online backlash regarding his weight loss he stopped working out and started putting on weight again and his high bp and other past health challenges came back again, just b cause he wanted to shut people up and Same way Nigerians came for WizKid last week saying he probably has AIDS or an hidden illness because he lost some weight. Smh imagine people I share the same country with.

I am approaching my mid thirties but if you see me you will think I am in my twenties because I take good care of my health, exercise daily and watch what I eat. Too many ticking time bombs health-wise walking the streets of this country. People should start taking their personal health serious.

It's bshockong the types of stories that gets to the front page these days, smh

Dude having smelling boxers all boils down to personal hygiene. I don't know how to put it on a more polite way.

Ishilove:
There are quite a number of smart women out there, but unfortunately the empty barrels are the ones who make their presence felt the most through social media rabble rousing.

My thoughts exactly. You wouldn't find the hard working, smart ladies like my lovely Ishi spending all their time on Snapchat, Instagram with filters everywhere. Their matter tire me I swear.

Compliments of the season my dear Ishi. May the year 2021 bring all our hearts desires

chatinent:
I am trying to understand most Nigerian girls.



Do they mean I will toil day and night, school and become wealthy and all I'll do is to go looking for a low-buget Rihanna to marry?


Keep clinging to the mentality that a rich guy's dream is to marry a poor girl.



I can't help but chuckle.

Seriously their level of reasoning baffles the hell out of me.

I will rather take my money and burn it than spend it on these leeches that have nothing to offer. Majority of them lack brain cells.

Ikpumbe1:
I just made a formal complaint to police complaint unit of force headquarters. That's the first level of my fight. If they didn't do anything reasonable I will escalate it. Suggestions are also welcomed.

Bro I don't know you but I think you are too soft. It's this docility of the average Nigerian that makes these animals in black uniform to behave like demigods.

Tag segalink on twitter, tag the crazy lady Madam Kemi, tag the Nigerian Police Force official handle.

Then if it was me I will take it further and get lawyers involved and make sure that DPO is dismissed or demoted. Let them know that just as they are mad, we are mad as well.

Ikpumbe1:
Thank you all for your responses. I am now sure that my plate number is not fake. I am at the police station waiting for the arrival of the IPO and DPO. A police man that was part of the squad that I spoke to still maintain that the plate number is fake since it is not on FRSC database. To them that is the only database they know. He also said that if they release the car, it may not be with the plate number since it is 'fake'. The DPO will have the final say when he arrives. After then I will know what to do.

I am really hurting right now just reading this and imagining the pains and humiliation you've gone through, even during the yuletide period when we should all be celebrating. Being a Nigerian and surviving in this country is a struggle on it's own, now adding police brutality and other vices to this, this is too much.

Like someone said earlier you have to tag all the relevant Twitter handles, segalink, the police Twitter handle, even the crazy lady Kemi.

Don't take this lightly. They must refund the money they extorted and pay damages as well. Get a lawyer, if you don't have one let me know.

The Nigerian police force are poorly trained and filled with illiterates. This synchronization delay between the FRSC database and the autoreg database is something they should know about.

And it is not the duty of the Nigerian police to check your vehicle papers. Sometimes as Nigerians we are too docile and don't know our rights. It's the FRSC that has that jurisdiction. I am sick and tired of thi s country. Sometimes I regret coming back. Contact me if you don't have a lawyer. Nonsense

Azmanaty:
Edo always prostitute and spoil our image abroad. Deal with it

No arguments there. I am matured enough to accept that. And you need to be matured enough to accept that certain tribes from the south west and south east are known for international fraud and drug dealings.

Let's accept our flaws and stop all these tribal hatred. It's very nauseating

yommen:
The Hausa man never does anything to bring glory to the name of Nigeria. They are only good at destructive acts.

If you have nothing sensible to say please learn to keep shut so people don't figure out your low IQ.

The tribalism in this forum is just too much. I am a southerner from Edo state by the way and I am very upset with this statement of yours.

Which tribes are known for drug dealings and tarnishing our reputation overseas? Answer that question intelligently or forever keep shut.

Mentions will be ignored.

Omihanifa:
Only God knows how many screeding paints and POP cement way she rub for face

I really don't know why ladies go through this type of stress. I know lots of guys like myself that are not moved by excessive make ups. Just go natural.

Face looking like an advert for Dulux Emulsion Paints

Ishilove:
Why are many males on Nairaland so toxic and despicable? They are quick to label women wh0res, meanwhile these same tools have mothers and sisters.

Hopeless generation.

My dear Ishi you know we got nothing but love and respect for sound females like you. It's not a gender thing. Foolishness resides in both genders and sometimes you just have to expose people for being extremely stupid and shallow. If it was a guy that made this post I would still go ahead and insult his ass. Compliments of the season

Clout chasing she-goat. Anything for the glam and attention. Was this story necessary to post?

Seems our ladies are fast loosing brain cells this year 2020 and it's going to get worse in the year 2021. Snapchat, Instagram slaying kill you there

Rubber-stamp federal legislative body. What a disgrace, smh

Ladyhippolyta88:
American elections are run locally with both parties and independents are involved starting from the precints to the counties.

Federal presence is not felt with the various state election boards headed by different people from different parties it is almost impossible to rig an election in America or widespread voter fraud there is no proof of that.
Election experts/security experts on elections have all affirmed the elections were free and fair even the courts and mostly Trump appointed judges have all said the election was fair so why are Trumpist still crying.
Biden won fair and square Trump lost.

Trump will be disgraced and kicked out of the White House by force come January 2021 if he refuses to vacate the White House peacefully.

He is acting exactly the same way his voters act. We all know that a greater majority of Trump's supporters are white illiterate redneck hillbillies.

Longtime by the way. Good to see your post.

Heavenschild:
Still trying to understand the importance of this post..

Is it meant to be a joke, satire or comedy

It's meant to show you that people are highly selfish, self minded people that are inconsiderate of others. And also to show you that some people have brains but don't use them. The thread is both a comic relief and sends a message as well. Happy Sunday

I love this. People can be very inconsiderate while parking their cars. Nigerians in particular.

They will drive to parking lots and see the delineated parking lines for each cars, mind you these are not blind individuals. They will delibrately park their cars on between 2 parking spots and make it impossible for someone else to park their car.

That's how I was making a car after parking and saw one lady park laterally ( just imagine), making it impossible for another car to park. Trust the crazy guyman, I came down from my car and gave her some tough words. She reversed with speed and reparked her car. Very pretty lady but I no send you. I already have a girlfriend. Shouted the hell out of her, she almost cried

Openbusiness:
He's a great guy, and can be very objective and neutral. We don't have issues, even though we don't always agree on certain political views, social or societal issues, we agree to disagree, we argue to learn and improve. Mynd44 is the best moderator on Nairaland. I have examined all of them. He stands heads and shoulders above the rest! And he is the most hardworking mod too. 4am he don dey push topics go front page. He is a correct somebody.

You just dey burst mynd44 head with all these praisings, but truth be told the dude is a hardworking moderator sha. You have to give that to him.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
There is no doubt Vaginal people don’t love themselves

They have never loved themselves. Forget all this their feminism union shit. I asked my girlfriend why she doesn't keep close female friends and she said they are all haters. They laugh with you in your presence and stab you at the back when you are not there.

Guys are not perfect but we are wired differently. I could have a serious quarrel with my friend this afternoon and at night we still go out for drinks together. The quarrel never passes a day. Very different for women. I don't just know why that are wired like that.

4th baby mama, na wah

Is it that he bluntly refuses to use condoms or the ladies forcefully remove the condoms from his erect dick during coitus?