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Health › Re: 19-year-old UNILORIN Student Commits Suicide After Losing N300m To Forex by UDUJ(m): 4:08pm On Dec 22, 2020
BLoomfrancs:
Forex is not for anybody who is hardworking and talented. It is only for fools who don't know how to properly invest money. There was some news I saw on CNN in 2013 about a billionaire who lost billions of dollars just in about 12 minutes. Now, tell me, what on earth makes you think that something that swallowed that huge amount of money cannot swallow any penny you have.

The summary is that it will always end in tears. undecided cry cry grin
cheesy grin cheesy You omitted the word PREMIUM. It always ends in premium tears cheesy
Health › Re: 19-year-old UNILORIN Student Commits Suicide After Losing N300m To Forex by UDUJ(m): 3:39pm On Dec 22, 2020
emeijeh:
How come this forex keep making people commit suicide?
Because currency trading is highly volatile and not for the timid of hearts. One silly tweet from a crazy dude like Trump could send the market tumbling, same thing unexpected terrorist attacks, global conflicts etc. You could lose billions in less than a second if a trade turns against you, same way you can reap huge rewards if you are lucky and the timing is right. Warren Buffet lost billions of dollars in minutes when the market turned some years back but made it back later as well. Forex is not for the faint hearted.
Celebrities › Re: Instagram Shuts Down Tunde Ednut Page, Users React (Pix) by UDUJ(m): 12:07pm On Dec 22, 2020
I don't know much about this Tunde Ednut dude and really could care less about him, but something I have long noticed about Nigerians in particular is this: we tend to hate anyone we think is doing well financially and do all we can to bring such people down and rejoice at their downfall.

This is the reason I keep everyone at arm's length, I don't need no friends. I even value my German shepherd dogs better than many people. Bunch of evil minded individuals. Rubbish angry
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Ada Jesus: How I Arrange Fake Miracles In Odumeje's Church by UDUJ(m): 9:48am On Dec 22, 2020
Fake pastors everywhere. It's the reason Christianity is now a big joke in this country.

If I meet you and you introduce yourself as a pastor I will just shake my head and walk away.

cc: Capslocked
Education › Re: "Who We Sent Vs Who They Returned To Us"- Boy Loses Weight In School (Pix) by UDUJ(m): 8:03pm On Dec 21, 2020
This is nothing. I experienced worse during my boarding school days at Command Secondary school, Kaduna.

My kids must go to boarding school as well because those tough days made me the man I am now.
Celebrities › Re: Aproko Wins 5 Million Naira And A Car As The Next Naija Comedy Star by UDUJ(m): 9:24am On Dec 21, 2020
Dreyton36:
Nigeria is the most useless country in the world

Imagine a comedy show , to make people laugh nor easy oo, especially with the countless problems people face daily and yet you still find a way to put a smile on their faces just to win 5 million naira and a car

Whereas a stupid bbnaija show where you'll eat whatever and drink whatever you'll get 30 million and a car
What's valuable or beneficial to the citizens through bbnaija
Having sex in the toilet huh
Insulting others?
Claiming superiority huh

Useless country
Your points are valid my brother, but abeg no carry this vexation into 2021. Try to be calming down small cheesy grin cheesy
Food › Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by UDUJ(m): 6:23pm On Dec 20, 2020
AceRoyal:
You just described my late dog! cry
Right now I'm feeling so pained again, I lost not just a dog but a very amazing friend!
RIP Caesar!
I really feel your pain. I grew up with dogs and have lived all my adult life owning dogs both in Nigeria and away. It hurts when they get old and start getting those terrible ailments and you have to see them go. My present dogs are aged 8 and 12, and you can see the one aged 12 (Tarzan) already showing those signs of old age. It's really painful.

About losing an amazing friend, true talk. You can never get any human as loyal as a dog. They can give their lives for you.
Food › Re: My Dog Killed A Monitor Lizard by UDUJ(m): 5:19pm On Dec 20, 2020
femmyapson:
Lol, she has been a terror for the past 5years. Barking the hell out of passersby upon hearing voices outside the compound. She is a crazy feminist that has nothing to do with male. grin. She has never mated not even once. Cos na fight she dey always fight when we take her for mating . We have tried to make her mate in different places with different type of breed but she no dey gree. A doc once said we should get another puppy if we want a dog that will reproduce, that she is too furious for another to mate her grin

So forget the snake issue. She is capable grin grin grin grin
cheesy grin cheesy lmao at she is a FEMINIST.

I have 2 German Shepherd dogs and they are just as aggressive to outsiders but extremely loyal to me. I trust them more than I trust humans.
Travel › Re: New GSM Buses Arrive In Oyo State (Photos, Video) by UDUJ(m): 9:08am On Dec 20, 2020
I hope these buses won't get burnt like those in Lagos should any future riot orchestrated by miscreants occur. What happened in Lagos state was uncalled for. My 2 cents. Argue with your keyboard if you have a contrary opinion.
Crime › Re: Notorious Criminal 'Sly' And His Gang Member Arrested In Calabar (Graphic Photo) by UDUJ(m): 7:45pm On Dec 17, 2020
EBMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1375504/notorious-criminal-sly-gang-member-arrested-calabar-graphic-photo/
The idiot even bleaches his skin angry

Just look at his multi-coloured feet. Disgusting angry

Sports › Re: Arsenal Fan Finally Ceases To Be A Fan Of Arsenal Via Open Letter. by UDUJ(m): 5:29pm On Dec 17, 2020
Slyzen:
Plastic fan spotted. I started supporting Liverpool since 2004 and never looked back. Went through the 'Hodgson shame' and the 'Bodgers' disappointment, but still came out unscathed thanks to the magic of jurgen cool
You are just like me, though I am a Man U fan. I started following Man U since that their year 1999 Champions league victory over Bayern Munich. I have been with them through the good and bad times and will forever remain a Man U fan. This dude is what we call a FAIR WEATHER FAN.

Man U 4 Lyf cool

Crime › Re: Woman Discovers Hard Drugs In Hair Attachment Given To Her To Send Abroad (Video by UDUJ(m): 2:11pm On Dec 13, 2020
Oblongata:
A lady once gave me yam flour to give her husband in uk, I purposely forgot it in the car...God no go shame us cool
You did the right thing. The heart of an average Nigerian is pitch black. I never carry anything for anyone whenever I travel, they say I am wicked and I tell them all to fvck off.

Just imagine if this innocent woman had been found with the drugs undecided
Crime › Re: Speeding Car Kills Rivers 17-year-old School Girl In Port Harcourt by UDUJ(m): 9:58am On Dec 13, 2020
thaoriginator:
cry

Mi bloodclaat!

Ripeace likkle pretty flower gyal... Watta rasclaat ah gwan dis ah year.. it hafi come a be gone quick quick quick.


Sometimes me just feel like fi bust me gun pon dem politicians and praise the Lord! huh
I love your Jamaican patois writing

Big up bredren. Everyting criss cool
Crime › Re: Police Has Made Some Arrests Over Death Of Saraki’s In-law, Dapo Ojora by UDUJ(m): 9:38am On Dec 13, 2020
Insidenaijasblo:
Cc: Lalasticala, Mynd44, Dominique
But I read on frontpage yesterday that the dude committed suicide by blowing his head off with a gun undecided

You just can't believe stories these days undecided

Social media is just pure nonsense these days angry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Procurement Officer Needed by UDUJ(op): 6:57pm On Dec 12, 2020
Heartlessbanker:
well done sir
Stop sending me mentions. You look like a very rude person. I saw your insult earlier. Stop sending me mentions.
Politics › Re: Dapo Ojora Commits Suicide by UDUJ(m): 10:22am On Dec 12, 2020
Depression is real folks. And lots of rich well to do people are depressed. Don't be deceived by the fake smiles and façade most people show in public.

There is a whole lot going on emotionally. Please always try to reach out to friends and loved ones once you notice a change in demeanor.

Money is not everything. I know this. I wish you all a peaceful and joyful passage into the year 2021.

This year 2020 has been a rollercoaster.
Politics › Re: Leadership Newspaper Publisher, Sam Nda-Isaiah Dies At 58 by UDUJ(m): 8:25am On Dec 12, 2020
Godada:
2020 will go down in history at the worst year in living history. A lot of people died without been casualties of war.
Sadly I have to agree with you on this. A year filled with so many sad unforseen circumstances. I lost a good friend I made while doing my Masters overseas to colon cancer just last month. A sad year indeed undecided
Politics › Re: Police Recover Ogun House Of Assembly Mace In Lagos by UDUJ(m): 6:10pm On Dec 11, 2020
litigator:
So, somebody stole a mace in Abeokuta, and having taking that magnitude of risk, transported the mace to Lagos, drove to Abule -Ado, and threw the mace into the bush.

Well! What do I know self?
cheesy grin cheesy My brother the story no make sense at all cheesy

Crime › Re: Commercial Driver Attacks LASTMA Official With Pestle (Graphic Picture) by UDUJ(m): 7:16am On Dec 09, 2020
busmagnate:
Where did he get the pestle from?
cheesy grin cheesy My thoughts exactly. He must have had that pestle in his bus all along for personal protection and also for causing mayhem like this incident.

Too many vicious people in Lagos cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Curvy Tanzanian Model, Sanchi & Her Mother Go Viral by UDUJ(m): 4:22pm On Dec 02, 2020
DebbieBianca:
Curvy Tanzanian Model, Sanchi and her endowed mom command attention on Instagram with their massive backsides (Photos/Video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF0qFJmUM3o
It's safe to say Sanchi got her natural endowment from her mother.

The daughter and mother are commanding attention on Instagram after the Tanzanian model shared these eye-popping photos of them posing together in matching dresses which showcased their massive backsides.

See full photos below:
Lefulefu I summon you from wherever you are cheesy grin cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: India Enters First Recession In 73 Years by UDUJ(m): 6:18pm On Nov 27, 2020
Emmysky:
Recession na everyday cruise for naija
Lmao cheesy grin cheesy

Politics › Re: FFK Reacts To Prayers At Democratic State Of Florida's Congress by UDUJ(m): 2:47pm On Nov 25, 2020
omenka:
You see, people like FFK prey on those whose minds have been twisted beyond redemption to prop up his political agenda using religion.

He talks about Christianity, but, pray, what exactly is Chrintianlike about FFK? Is it his utterances? His behaviour at home? His conduct in public? His history with women, drugs and alcohol?

What exactly?

For those who tend to swallow whatever he says without verification, watch the video, the prayer was said to ALL GODS of ALL AMERICANS, based on the DIVERSE RELIGIOUS COLORATION OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

The American constitution says it is a secular country, and not a religious one, where people are guaranteed freedom of worship and association with any and all forms of religion. The constitution, which predates FFK, his father, his father's father and his father's father's father, creates room for the accommodation of all irrespective of their ethnic and religious creed.

Mentioned were Zeus, Buddha, Mother Earth, Jesus, Allah, and Satan, but Femi of course won't mention that, because that would water down the impact of the message he's trying to push amongst his gullible followers. But in FFK's post, he deliberately left out Jesus which was also mentioned, but mentioned the rest!

From Washington to Franklin, to Truman, Ford, Roosevelt, Jackson, etc, most American Presidents were Masons, and it is no secret what Masons are into. Didn't matter whether they are Republicans or Democrats.

One thing guys dont even realise it that this drug addict doesnt even give a hoot about these things, as long as his pocket and ego are patronized, it is fine with him. No be this same bastard been dey recieve ISLAMIC CHIEFTAINCY TITLE for North just two months ago?

In addition, the video made no mention whatsoever the political affiliation of the person saying the prayer, but that, to ffk, doesnt matter. His followers just have to swallow what he says.

Even if Biden comes out to pledge allegiance to the devil in the open tomorrow, guess what, he will still be sworn in as president come Jan20! That is how much they don't give a shit about religion.

Education and hard work made US what it is today, not religion you dumb Bleep. Keep your bigotry to Nigeria and stop trying too hard to export your failure to other decent societies.

Anu mpama.
I promised myself to stop making comments on nairaland since it went to the dogs but I just have to appreciate a nice write up when I see one. And this my friend is a good write up. Respect cool
Health › Re: Help Serious Health Issue by UDUJ(m): 8:32pm On Nov 21, 2020
Skinnygee1:
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Celebrities › Re: Leaked Video: 9ice Begs His Wife Over Cheating Scandal by UDUJ(m): 6:26pm On Nov 21, 2020
Ishilove:
9ice, we will not beg her. Instead we will pour fire. When you were busy doing preek give away you didn't remember your wife is your backbone and now you want us to beg her. You must be high on your own fart.

Anyway sha, this is what happens when a woman marries a community penis. She gets to share it with every dripping hole that moves.
cheesy grin cheesy Lmao at the boldfaced

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