₦airaland Forum

Saintinoo:
When i tell people that it is better to be a dog in these economically advanced countries than being a human being in Nigeria they think i'm joking.

See a dog has a decent job, with a nice desk and laptop, possibly with an official car.

To become dog don dey hungry me i swear.

No worry I go ask around for you. I am sure there is a powerful babalawo that can make that happen.

Some northern girls can be pretty sha. Most especially those fulani babes.

I will forever miss Aisha. She made service year a blast

Hunchogee:
You've said it all, they jealousy from some igbos against Akwa-Ibom people are the reason we rejected that thier online country (biafrand)

Which one is online country again

My brother you are heartless

kalvoken:
Can you imagine! Customer stopping by just to say hi to the dog even when they don't wish to buy anything. I just hope someone shows this to every of access bank customers' cares. Those aged and unmarried-looking women can be mean and aggressive while attending to people. Always ready to vent their anger on their customers.

On the other hand, the dog should be happy he didn't play such a rough stunt in Nigeria, the company manager would have called on any agberos nearby and pay them to snipe life out of the dog. The agberos would then make dish/covid-19 cure out of the dog.

Forget, oyibo no be Africa.

lwkmd

Explorers:
Persistency gets you places. Especially into people’s hearts.

Early 2020, the staff at a Hyundai Prime dealership noticed the dog hanging around.

At first, they thought it was just a temporary thing and the pup would soon move on to search for happiness elsewhere but as time went by, one thing became evident he was determined to stay.

So they let him.

https://www.boredpanda.com/stray-dog-employee-of-the-month-hyundai/

Hahahahahahhahahahahhahah , this is the best news I have read this week. Persistence pays.

Good one from my man Explorers once again

For those seeing this act as nonsense, I don't blame you guys. You see this poverty mentality has been deeply ingrained into our Nigerian psyche so we always see the negative in everything.

In saner climes, things like this are the norm.

Wakama101:
Uyo is a village with too many broke ,jobless and hungry people .Apart from 4 major good roads and fly over ,most of the street roads are bad and too many shanties and dilapidated houses.
Flyover,Stadium,Specialist hospital,Tropicana mall,20 story building for a state of 6 million and 7,081 km² . Most of these like the specialist hospital and Library are either non functional nor accessible by the average person . Udom's paid goons are just over hyping rubbish and fooling themselves because those on ground know the reality. Akwa ibom is a big village with good media propaganda machine,and that's a fact .

You've said nothing but the truth. We hype mediocrity in this country too much. I worked and lived in Eket for 3 years and still visit Uyo from time to time so I can never be fooled by these media hype. Though compared to the late nineties, the town has seen some massive infrastructural development befitting of an oil producing state.

omooba969:
Based on the attached picture below, was oshiomole impeached or arrested for treason?

Be like say ur brain dey on vacation.

This our House of Assembly is the only one in the federation that keeps changing roofing sheets and undergoing renovations during times of political turmoil

Na wah for us sef

Truth be told this whole political brouhaha happening in Edo state right now is a thing of shame.

It saddens me to see what my state is turning into, all because of some selfish individuals that do not have the interest of the average state citizen at heart.

[quote author= post=92579224]Haaaiiiinnnn

We no be brother btw...
We are simply WE![/quote]I have noticed you always use the term "WE", lol

Have a nice day

[quote author= post=92579170]Thanks, typo corrected.[/quote]You're welcome brother

[quote author= post=92577834]Edo youths,
Use your head wisely.
Keep your lives and the lives of your friends and families safe.
You only live once.

Do not let any politicians use your head as before.

TO BEFORE WARNED, IS TO BEFORE ARMED.

Edolites, vote wisely.
Nuff said.

God bless Edo State.

God bless Nigeria.


Thanks!
We only hope they listen.[/quote]Nice advice.

But it's FOREWARNED and FOREARMED

Bialegend:
Black people! Worship center is still their priority.

What do you expect from a nation of highly religious gullible people with a warped mentality.

One of the most religious nations in the world yet one of the most impoverished. With citizens so evil even the devil takes a bow before them. A nation littered with fake pastors everywhere.

Antoeni:
On Oshiomhole's Godfatherism and related nonsense
It is sad and heart wrenching to read in different quarters and forums how some few Edo sons and daughters continue to soil and castigate the enigma called "Adam Aliyu Nosagie Oshiomhole".

For the very first time, Edo State has a citizen who has this sort of pedigrees and political relevance across the length and breathe of Nigeria, his name rings all the relevant Bells in every geo-political zone in Nigeria. We have a son who speaks and the Presidency listens, we have a son who influences the NASS leadership, we have a son who is making sure that Edo State is getting its fair share and its space on the table on National discourse. A son who is making sure that Edolites no longer have to wait for the crumbs to fall from the table.

We don't get to read articles for weeks and months of how the federal government is planning to appoint anybody, we just wake and see federal appointments. That is the real wake and see.

He is not a bigot neither is he nepotistic, he is reach across board ensuring that Edo emerges at the centre stage!
Even the opposition in the state have come to like and embrace his efforts and genuine quest for Edo emergence.

If this is what a Godfather does; Dear Lord I want godfather in my life, Amen.

Across the whole Edo State, we are supposed to queue behind this man, support him, pray for him, fly at night if we have to, just to protect him, he is an asset that should be protected at all cost.

Show me a state without an oshiomhole kind of figure and I will show you a state that is not relevant in the scheme of things... Think about it, all the bloc states have it and God has just given us our Own

Nice write up.

Remove that section: fly at night if we have to . We don't fly at night in my state

izzou:


[color=royalblue] Anybody who believes Nigeria would be better is probably a fan of Disneyland and fantasies

The problem with this country is not the politicians.. Nope. It's the people. 98.753% of the people are very stupid and ignorant. Only a few think well

The same Obaseki they supported before is who they are hating. The same Pastor they supported is who they are hating...Never have mankind seen such cluelessness and stupidity before.

Boko Haram is slaughtering them in the North, yet they will still support failures back to back. Even in the States, your councillor, LG chairman and senators won't talk for four years, yet...One good turn deserves another

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Witty but true

imolile:
With all the Billions they have been stealing, Look at how dirty and unkempt the office looks like from the painting on the walls and the archaic chairs of the office

What do you expect from a nation of corrupt individuals?

Millions if not billions must have been budgeted for the renovations, but they end up giving the contracts to their personally owned companies or those of their concubines who either end up not executing the contracts or end up doing a shabby job.

It's prevalent in all states of the federation.

This is not the democracy we dreamt of.

Politicians should stop seeing elections as a do or die affair.

Anarchy everywhere

Mo3891:
In politics you distract your opponent, Oshiomhole is the biggest distraction for Obaseki's campaign.. while Obaseki fights Oshiomhole, fights Lawmakers, fights council men .. Ize Iyamu's campaign keeps going according to plan


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You have a very valid point

Oshiomole is on a personal vendetta against Obaseki. He has turned this election into a war of attrition

Mo3891:




Mr DG mind ya business


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In a lot of ways the dude is right. This has turned into an oshiomole vs obaseki royal rumble

I am already losing interest in the election

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Torwagba

4+4=8


Am a real niggarrr from Benin

Mother Bini
Father Bini
Both from uhunwmode local government area of Edo state

You are a correct Edo pikin

I am from Ozalla community in Owan West L.G.A. Proper Ora pikin eventhough he don tey I visit Benin since graduation from Uniben many many years ago and my subsequent sojourn overseas.

Obaseki is a goal. In Obaseki we trust.

4 + 4

osazsky:
I feel for ambode children now as they are watching obaseki deal with Adam's and even removing him from office i really feel for his children.the shame.if they come out the whole street will be pointing fingers.saying guy that na ambode first son the s.i unit of cowardice so painfully.knowing fully well that their father meant well for lagos and is far better than wat they currently have as a gov.d agony nor be hear o.he is really a disgrace to fatherhood.just look at him na so papa they be.thier dad didn't deserve what hit him.i guess he must be learning a trade now

Osazsky you no well at all

Abeg leave Ambode alone. Make d guy enjoy he retirement.

I be proper edo boy like you o ( ora boy from owan ). In Obeseki we trust.

Oshiomole must be buried. After this election oshiomole's name will carry shame everywhere. The guy should just relocate to Abuja and enjoy his previous loots. He has lost all respect in Edo state

GAZZUZZ:
Read this article, then try the easy DIY solutions.

https://us.autologic.com/news/2009-honda-accord-p0339-crankshaft-position-ckp-sensor-circuit-intermittent-interruption

Please where is your workshop in Lagos?

Yourself and Autologic come highly recommended

autologic:
This is surely above what a typical naija technician can handle , further Diagnosis is needed cos the waveform of the crankshaft need to be seen and analysed with special tool to make out where the issue is coming from but it is not an ecu issue for real .

Please where is your workshop in Lagos?

greatbrian:
Am not paid for this or so, but I need to blow autologic horn while thanking him for a well-done job so far regarding my Audi

So issue started with my Audi A4 quattro 2.0 a day after purchase you can read that up on my other threads. After months and months of different issues from changing brain box to kick starter, water collector even to fuel pump and spending over 300k on a 6 month toks with low mileage car, all thanks to kazeem and adiguns. I made up a thread here complaining and after which I got connected to autologic in a good way. Though was already thinking changing to S8 was the only way out since the car was having the better part of me and after series of WhatsApp chats and calls with autologic (though was still going to kazeems) I decided I needed a professional touch on the car once and for all and it was Gina be the last hope. Fast forward car left Kaduna to ekiti and at this point the fuel pump in the hood failed so I was left with a pump which made the car drag like crazy.

TBC

Can I get the contact details of Autologic or his workshop address in Lagos? I need a reliable auto shop for my cars

tallfish145:
This question keeps hovering my mind about married men who has beautiful wives and still have a mistress or what some people called side chicks. The question is : Can do that without reducing the love and feelings they have for their wives at home?

Very very possible. It's the reason why those ladies are called side chics and the wife is the one with the ring and the one he always returns to the house to be with after every escapade of his. And also the one he chooses to bear children with

Vyzz:
Remember the day mama saw condom inside my bag....


There is a thing with mothers and searching their kids stuff....

My mom is the kind of woman that u will think she doesn't know anything but she knows all...


Anyway she just told me that I should be careful of stds... What would u expect her to say?.

Shey she no go dey follow me go uni...

At least she was happy I had condoms

Your mum is just like my mum. First time a girl visited me in the house during hols while still in the university, mum was so matured about it. She just called me aside and said son I know you're an adult now and no longer a virgin but I hope you always use a condom to which I answered in the affirmative. Cool mums are the best

Nice one. Better to let them know before anything that it's just a fling. To avoid stories that touch like that one on front page yesterday.

bodybuilder:
Guys, what is the longest time you've gone without ejaluation.
How does semen retention feel like to you.
What were the benefits?

Masturbation 8 years and counting since 2012

Sex 2 weeks

wink2015:
DO NOT MESS WITH GOVERNOR OBASEKI !

He will kill an ANT WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER !

That dude is taking no prisoners. To him the world ends in September

clarocuzioo:
Obaseki giving it to Oshiomhole back to back. Obaseki even if you loose this election, you have my respect 100% because you fought like a man with large balls, not Ambode that has become the S.I. UNIT of cowardice.


Truely Edo is not Lagos.

There must be something seriously wrong with you

How can you say Ambode is the S.I unit of Cowardice

Nairalanders and bad mouth sha

mansakhalifa:
Please, sir/ma, pardon my asking but what is "panran"?

my friend here said I should ask.

Permission to be vulgar - it means she went to collect some dick