₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
*cease

Thanks for the correction. Haa I don fall my hand today

And I am the one always correcting other people's written English here

Parisian:
Sons of Adam.... Trust them at your peril. Confused descendants of the fallen angels.

Does this thing you posted make any sense to you? So only MEN are the descendants of the so called fallen angels?

Nairalanders never seize to amaze me sha

Team RAW. See the outcome. When we advocate for use of condoms the overzealous ones say we are encouraging fornication while the dunderheads say we are missing out on the sensation and sweet feeling of skin to skin. Rubbish

rawpadgin:
u think u are wise but u not. Look my profile, I ain't no blogger, I have been here for many years, I barely create thread. Mutherfucker, I am not a kid

Your response to luminouz sounds childish sha. It would have been better you just ignored his comment.

Shugavee:
ehnnnn , that’s why I will never help any man ,, come to me when u hv enough money. Cause u lots ain’t worth it

You better change this mindset. There are lots of good men out there. You just haven't met the right one yet.

This goes to both genders - never marry out of sympathy

I feel sorry for the lady already because even if they eventually get married she will be unhappy because she wouldn't feel loved.

It's better your friend comes clean and end it. Let the girl go, I strongly believe she will see someone else that will love and cherish her genuinely. Own up and take full responsibility for the child when he or she comes. The dude doesn't look like someone ready for marriage. His eyes are still outside. The thing is immature guys will always see a prettier lady outside, it takes maturity to make up your mind to stick with one lady. And you can't get all your needed qualities in one woman, the same goes for men too. We all have our own flaws.

Speaking from a guy's perspective I can see the guy doesn't love her anymore. Let's not deceive ourselves.

Sadly the lady is already pregnant for him. What an entanglement

The music and the reason for the music is not bad at all.

Reno doesn't age at all. Nice genes. I hope to look fresh and young like him when I get to his age.

soundlala:
see wetin u write

Good you noticed as well. And when you try to correct them you receive insults in return. So now all I do is read, laugh at their posts and move on

planetx:
And you really believe you can make $1000 monthly playing a simple puzzle game.

That's how they easily fall for scammers. Nigerians are just too gullible

Sunofgod:
This small house na palace?

Don't even go there. That's just a tiny section of the Palace premises. The Oba's Palace is a massive magnificent edifice

I can't wait for September to just come and go. Already tired of seeing this everywhere

QuickStandard:
And I guess UK is Madagascar abi?

Simple question bro - where you read am so I can read it too. You can post the link if you have it. Thanks

ecolime:
My grouse is with the 'Pastor' title on Ize-Iyamu's name.

It's a mockery of Christianity.

Are you surprised? Are the so called pastors in Nigeria any better?

Anybody can arrange a set of dry woods and create a rickety structure and call it a church and start calling himself a pastor.

Over 85% of pastors in Nigeria are con men

QuickStandard:

So many funny news today.

You mean the dog wrote the letter?

Buhari must hear this.


Dog hired in Brazil
Dog retired in England.


Anyways we buy used Inverter batteries

Where did you read Dog retired in England?

You guys just turned a Christian worship centre construction thread to a full scale tribal war zone

All of you are mad

kolade560:
she shud be sleeping in d sitting room na

Self contained apartments is just 1 room ensuite with kitchen ( no parlour ).

What you are referring to is a Mini Flat which will be preferable for the Op as the layabout in law can be in the parlour while the smashing is going on.

IspitonCowards:
You sister are the cheapest oloshos on the streets, #200 is what it takes to have them, poverty Tueh!!

Bro please it should not come to this. Let's all calm down. I beg you

oseremhe:
Benin city is currently agog with pump and pergentry as Pastor Osagie Ize Iyamu of the APC Flags off his campaign at the University of Benin sports complex.

Dignitaries including the Governor of Ondo, and Imo State have already arrived with more governors and dignitaries including the Vice President of Nigeria Prof Yemi Osibanjo being awaited.

The crowd at the venue is massively unprecedented as the supporters and enthusiast of the APC have trooped out en-mass to lend their support.

more details later.......

Maybe there is a new dictionary definition for MASSIVE as it relates to the crowd in the picture. But what do I know

Juliearth:
That is an avoidable cost, my brother. If you choose to practice abstinence, you won't spent a dime.

My sister abstinence is difficult o But I try as much as possible to be faithful to just one partner. I am trying

Peppysco:
You had to castigate the OP just to prove your righteousness before praying for him, was Jesus ever like that? I've said it severally, you're no different from other rogues calling themselves pastors. Only thing is that, while they're cashing out in real life with Dollars, you're here on Nairaland and on every thread cashing out with 'LIKES'.
Anyway, all way na way

I don't think you are being fair to Righteousness89

The guy has amassed enough LIKES and SHARES from his numerous nairaland posts and these could be exchanged for cash as well. So he is not doing badly if you ask me.

P/S - This my post is sarcasm

Nigerian marriages tire me sha

You marry and automatically you become responsible for your wife's family problems. I see this so often and just shake my head

How can you be living in a 1 room self contained apartment with your wife and still allow her to invite her 30 year old very matured sister to live with you people in the same 1 room apartment?

I don't have any advice to waste on a lily livered man. What nonsense. You are the exact type of person nairaland guys refer to as SIMPS. Rubbish

Neddyogu:
First and foremost, go to a reputable lab or hospital and conduct a Urinalysis, Urine microscopy, culture and sensitivity test, a FBC and urethral swab test with gram report. You may be dealing with a gram negative gonococcal organism.

Best response so far.

To the Op: take the advise above, do the tests, get the results and take it to a good hospital. All the best.

cc: johnjoshuaj

rottennaija:
It may have been more than 15 minutes

Abi o

The first one could be like 10 minutes, you now rest and resume part 2 which could go as long as 20 - 30 minutes

So cumulatively he could be exposed for an average of 10 - 45 minutes combined. Guys should try using their brains to think instead of their dicks and use a fvcking condom.

heendrix:
The more I read stories like this the more Sex dey fear me look what 15min enjoyment land you now

You should not be scared of sex. You must always use a condom.

For the life of me I just can't understand why someone will want to dive in RAW. Damn

SmartyPants:
One thing I can't understand....why does Edo seem to be so important in the grand political scheme?

It's a relatively small state, and only minor in terms of oil, no port...

But the battle has drawn the high and mighty info the arena...

What am I missing?

Politics is a game of numbers and every state matters to any political party.

For the ruling APC, the more states they have to govern, the more power they enjoy.

Before Obaseki resigned from the APC in June this year, they were controlling 21 states while the opposition PDP had 15 states. With Obaseki now being a PDP member the PDP party now controls 16 states at least till September 19.

Another major reason is that Edo state was the only South-South state that APC won after the 2019 governorship elections in Nigeria.



The APC party strongly believes that as long as they hold Edo state they can penetrate and get the other south-south states. Since 2016 APC, apart from Edo state has not been able to get any other south-south state and in order to show that they are a national party with spread across all the geographical zones they have to ensure they win Edo state by all means, to help them enter the other oil rich states.

If APC fails to win the Edo state governorship election on September 19 that will mean the party has no single power and influence in the oil rich Niger Delta region.

Another reason why this is seen as a do or die is the power struggle between the former APC national chairman Adams Oshiomole and the Governor Godwin Obaseki.

For Oshiomole winning the governorship election for APC will be a big statement for him and it will enable him stamp his authority back as already people are blaming him for the state about to fall into the hands of the PDP party.

Also the governor decamping to a rival party has many people angry as they feel the governor has carried the mandate to another party and they will want it back.

The political turmoil in Edo state is even affecting the National APC body as well.

And in my own personal opinion I see this coming Edo state election as a possible look into how the year 2023 national presidential and legislative elections will be. Both parties are using this Edo state election as a litmus test. That's why they are taking it as a do or die affair.

I took particular interest in this election because it is my home state (though I have been away for so many years) and it saddens me to see the anarchy going on.

TimFisher2:


My girlfriend always use one for all the whole 4-5 days

Sometimes she do wash and keep it for another menstrual cycle next month

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa. If this is true then you are as dirty as your girlfriend

OscarJaden:
are you the woman with the issue of blood?

I still remember that story from Bible school centuries ago

Elder0001:
@bolded.. Who told you condoms are free?

You people will just be making stupid gender comparisons everything.

Don't mind them. Condoms that cost me about 2k and a packet can be used for only 3 rounds. Do they know how much we spend on condoms monthly? Rubbish

crazygod:
If a president can say this without thinking of the will of the people, then this country has really gone. Very sad

My thoughts exactly.

Edo youths be wise, don't die for these old greedy selfish politicians.

Anyway I have already told my younger cousins schooling in Uniben to come live in my house in Lagos a week before the elections. With things I am seeing, it's going to be a violent one.

I have lost interest in the elections.

600-1,000 Naira every month for your personal hygiene is not a lot.

Reference:
Borini Prono is not a briefcase construction company. They have been in Nigeria since the mid 70's and since the Abacha PTF era have been alloted Lagos state as their catchment area for Federal B Grade Works. They know that bridge and all the aporoaches, adjoining linkages all the way from Mile 2/Apapa/Oshodi like the back of their palms.

Same company that had financial issues and was almost taken over by UBA. Just see the kind of workers they are using for such a serious job working without protective gears.

onegig:
No Safety boots. Wearing all stars ?

Working on a construction site with heavy equipment and no safety boot is a no no.

Also are they just fixing expansion joints alone

Glad you noticed that as well. No safety hand gloves, no safety boots etc - too many things wrong in this country. I just tire