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Shanklee:
okay boss.

Thanks

Done. You can delete your number now.

Shanklee:
boss I be guy like you o

I know say you be guy. I no dey chase babes for nairaland. I don big pass dat level

Shanklee:
I go dey do am if I don hammer boss

Send your glo number make you do the 1500 own

Shanklee:
How can I move dis thing to another section jae

What's your glo number

Shanklee:
They have deducted another 35 naira again. What's the meaning of all dis one nah. I can't do night plan again.

Why don't you just subscribe to a monthly plan and save yourself all this data stress?

Trumpcard05:
My friend u obviously didn’t watch that video, hence the reason for ur skewed narrative of it. Obaseki by implication reinforced his position as the Chief Security of the state and willingness to protect his people against violence from your sponsors. Mumu

You are the only one using their brains to make comments right now.

I wonder why non edolites are trying so hard to interfere and cause chaos in our state elections, beats me really

My kind of girl. Pretty even without having make-up on. Nice, me likey

Twinkletwin17:
I can't exactly discribe what I passed through. It's terrible horrible and terrifying. To the point that I nearly took my own life due to endless suffering sickness and emotional disorder.
But help and care showed like Grace from some Nairalanders who value lives and I was shown help and support I remain externally greatfull thank you am improving spiritually mentally physically and emotionally I will belt up and build up I will not disappoint you. Thank you am speechless I will show you kindness to others and I will always fast and pray for you guys.

I respect and admire your new outlook on life. Like we discussed earlier it will only get better from here. You've found a family here. Feel free to always keep in touch. Cheers

MrSensor:
I never check o. I just type fast fast without checking. You know us space bookers na cause of everything here.

[quote author= post=92400924]Edolites, Be Wise!
How we wish we can vote for another party (apart from PDP and APC) in this coming election, to break the jinx!


Okay �
First of all We love your signature.
It should have been ours!

Secondly,
Keep supporting political party instead of finding something meaningful to do with your life.
And in your mind, you think you are replying your 'imaginary political opponent'?!
People who are not a card-carrying members of any political party.
We sorry for you o.
Na dia u dey so!

You better leave all these thieves and criminals that have nothing to offer you and make your life a meaning as all of us @ have been doing for many many years now.

A better Nigeria is all we want.
Use your head Udu.
Have a fruitful week ahead.


Says Nairaland INEC Chairman! [/quote]I detest hypocrites. Everyone please see the image below. I am logging out of nairaland for today. Edolites be wise. Cheers

Tareq1105:
Uduj, which investment home and away speak for itself. I don't like proud people please. Get a copy of the Holy Bible and read through pls then you will understand that you and your investment amount to nothing.

Talk politics and leave investment and tomorrow for the creator.

No vex bro. I am a very humble person. He just made a statement that got me pissed off. No vex

[quote author= post=92400409]Okay �
We love your signature.

Keep supporting political party instead of finding something meaningful to do with your life.
And in your mind, you think you are replying your 'imaginary political opponent'?!
People who are not a card-carrying members of any political party.
We sorry for you o.
Na dia u dey so!

You better leave all these thieves and criminals that have nothing to offer you and make your life a meaning as all of us @ have been doing for many many years now.

A better Nigeria is all we want.
Use your head Udu.
Have a fruitful week ahead. [/quote]Hahahahahhaha I laugh in swahili

You are talking to the wrong person concerning doing something with my life. My investments home and away speaks for itself.

And I have always read your posts, so you talking about someone supporting a political party is laughable . You are an APC propaganda machine, a staunch supporter of a dead government. Be truthful to yourself for once. Cheers

[quote author= post=92400210]Says Nairaland INEC Chairman! [/quote]Majority of edolites are highly educated people and cannot be pushed into selling their votes for a bag of rice like your APC party stalwarts.

The result of my state's election come September will shock everyone. It will set a course for the 2023 presidential and legislative elections. That's why your APC party is seeing this as a do or die affair.

We remain steadfast in support of Obaseki. The era of tyranny, godfatherism and federal might bullying must come to an end. I am an edolite not based in Edo state but from all my interactions both within and outside the country I can tell you guys will have the shock of your lives come September. Enough is enough for the devilish APC party that has brought nothing but pain and frustration to Nigerians

Palema007:
You see, people don't really understand the article, they only focus on cheating part. It is not the betrayal per se , The player was already experiencing some psychological issues (Fear of death triggered by Corona) , he has issues in his Marriage ( it was stated that he wanted to "sort out personal issues" Unfortunately for him, he meet his wife with another Man. That broke the carmels back but wasn't the reason for his Mental breakdown.


But the media will also want a catchy headline and article to feed their audience.

My being impressed at this summation is an understatement. Respect

SilGent:
i think there are a lot of things that might be involved.

1. if you are a chronic-heavy-duty masturbator because the pressure and speed from your hand are different from the grip strength of pussy and speed of banging.

2. if you are nervous. nervousness of being a stud or learner towards the girl makes it difficult to cum, you will not be concentrating at all.

3. if you are on drugs or medication.

4. if you are having health issues.

I swear you are not well at all

Which one is chronic-heavy-duty-masturbator again

You even went as far as describing the pressure and speed from his hand during masturbation to pussy grip strength during coitus

I swear I love nairaland. Mad people everywhere

Badboibipo:
So guess what, I decided to lighten my skin!!!!! I decided to test these glow organic people that are selling creams now on social media and after a few days I stopped getting the attention that I always rant on about on this thread. For the next 30 days I kept using it and people walked past me without turning their heads, I was almost invisible! I didnt have to worry about random girls trying to get my attention or being mean to me for ignoring them. I finally realized why almost nobody here ever relate to my posts because none of u get unusual attention. You people go about your lives and just walk past people without noticing weird stares and so always never relate to my threads. I was you all for 30 days. It was a bitter sweet experience. I felt relieved and also freaked out cuz since I was a kid I always expected attention anywhere I went. So I visited my sister and she screamed that what did I do to my face, she always cried and begged me to stop and told me i was better looking being dark. So i actually stopped and after a few weeks of stopping, i went back dark and all the random creepy stares have all come back and i can now understand normal people like you who dont relate to my posts and i swear i envy you. Looking very attractive while being dark is crazy cuz the attention you get will make u never normal in life. You either become an entertainer for your own sanity sake. Please if you see me acting weird dont judge me, the attention is too much and now I really know not everyone will relate to it.

Pass me the strain of weed you are smoking

MOnkeyBabe:
An eXaminer must face his own exam one day, Continue

I hope you are not the violent type sha

Goodnight and sweet dreams

MOnkeyBabe:
and you will not find any woman to call your own till you leave this world. Because you would keep xing PeOple at SliGhtest OPPuRtunity. Just try to be committed and stay prayerful. It's not Difficult. Bet you make mistakes too. There would always be misunderstanding. So you are telling me you've never had DiSAGRements with imPoRtant people in your life ?

Sis no be quarrel na

It's as if you are fighting me. Read my post very well, I am saying look before you leap. Or will you advise your brother to date a mad lady? I am in a relationship now and I did not rush into it as well. Relax and drink some cold water sis

flyingpig:
alright. With regards to hitting the wall, black skin ages more gracefully than any other skin. Just a perception I have.

You are right. Black skin ages better than white skins. Our ladies are luckier. Check our pretty aged damsels like Halle Berry et al

flyingpig:
what does hitting the wall mean

When the beauty starts fading

Yoighaman:
@OP:
This your matter na real case study, couldn’t help but smile whilst reading other people’s comments but it is a serious matter that should not be swept under the carpet; at least that is why you have spoken up, so I’d try to give my little cent briefly.

Guy 1- Dubem: Let go of the relationship, the incompatibility in your genotypes will always rear its ugly head; why go through unnecessary stress?...and like you rightly mentioned, he could wake up one day and make a big deal out of it, citing his family as an excuse.

Guy 2- Nedu: To me, this seems to be the right guy for you and I’d like you to give him a chance. You see, a man that does not have money today can have tomorrow as long as he is ambitious and not lazy, forget about the hallucinations of other ladies, saying that cannot date/marry a poor guy, blah, blah, blah. You can make money at any time; you can also have money today and lose it tomorrow but you see, those other qualities he has, my sister, they are very hard to come by.

Guy 3- Victor: This guy is arrogant; you will have issues with him later in future should you become more successful than he is. I can see you have great academic ambitions; this man will be intimidated and might make your life miserable. The misery would quadruple if you dare make/have more money than him.

Guy 4- Denver: I don’t have an issue with him having just an HND or not being in the corporate world, he is a businessman and can ‘blow’ tomorrow but my concern with him is that he is putting you under pressure; please take a walk, never marry anyone out of pity or pressure, you will regret it.

Guy 5:- Bright: Leave bright out of the picture, he is an unserious serial cheat, more of a playboy roaming around probably looking for whom to devour, such people can be on a revenge mission for rejecting their previous advances.

These are just my opinions, please pray to God if you believe in him, I do anyway; he (God) knows your future, I don’t, he is therefore in the best position to guide you.

Wish you all the best.

Maximum respect. Very lucid and thorough. I love seeing brilliant minds on this forum. Respect

Norman4real:
Lol, she's also almost hitting the wall

There is nothing as sad as seeing a once beautiful lady start hitting the wall. Most try to turn back the clock by taking botox shots or undergoing endless plastic surgeries but the bold ones just accept it.

Nedu
Victor
Dubem
Denver
Bright

Only you

Where do we start from now

[quote author= post=92385398]Lagos State Nigeria.. well its not just Lagos it's the whole Nigeria... these days na to ask the girl you wan date if her head correct o.. no be say you go don enter you go come dey fear for your life. Rip to the dead.. meanwhile come buy your kids Educational Tablets now, it's cheap and quality[/quote]You are right bro. Some of these babes you see have mental issues. That's why I fear for guys that just rush to smash forgetting that some of these girls get fully committed and fall in love easily once you make love to them. Backing out then becomes dangerous.

For me I take sometime to watch and observe a girl to detect some of these mad traits before starting anything serious with them. Once I detect a little mental imbalance in terms of attitude etc I back out fast. No time

gnss:
This is serious ....Don't fall in Love with any Lady ,Don't put your life on any Lady

I doubt you are a lady. Why do you guys keep using female status on your profiles?

Our mode of reporting in this country is very poor. Why the emphasis on the man being a father of 12?

Or does the fact that the man is a father of 12 kids make the crime heavier? Why not just say bandits killed a man?

Is this how news is reported overseas? Very backwards reporting.

youngestgrad:
This is why I avoid commitment.

You will live long.

badman007:
First time pastor Chris spoke sense

I don't know if pastor Chris will take this your honest statement as a compliment or an insult

Baawaa:
We also need genuine pastors in Africa not yahoo pastors

We definitely don't need 5G Pastors

hollandis:
May fire melt your family.your génération will die of hiv