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alajoshomolu:
Which would u choose,

A babe that can cook most dishes fantastically well or a chick that bangs so well your prick still vibrates 10mins after ejaculating.

The bold face, how is that even possible

Lifeofpolice1:
you never can tell what will happen tomorrow or next

Goodnight bro

No more quarrels. Good night bro

Lifeofpolice1:
I have checked the rules

And the good News is that

You are free this Time but that doesn't mean you are off from my spotlight

This guy

Ok free me I will be a good boy from now on

Lifeofpolice1:
Ask the guy that is viewing this thread (UDUJ)

How far What offence have I committed again

machiti:
Am still shock with what i saw today. . went to see my parents, cos we all stay at the same town. was rushing to meet mum before she could go to church. . few minutes past 9am i was there. have been calling dad to notify him of my coming but he woundn't pick up, as i reach, the protector of their flat was open so i entered without knocking. i made my way to the siting room i found nobody, i said let me check on their room, it was wide open. to my gretest suprise i saw my own dad pants down with a neigbours maid. i coughed he was startled to see me . the girl coverd her face immediately, i asked dad what of mum, he said she've gone to church. i told him i was leaving and i went off. i offed my phone immediatley. i'm writing this with a freinds phone. i'm confused on what to do next. not even considering telling mum. what should i do.

Don't do anything.

Lifeofpolice1:
You people should not vex because I am the one behind EFULEFU1 ban and as for UDUJ I will make sure justice gets to you.

Every of your comments is been monitor by me any small mistake you make by going against Nairaland Rules I will make sure ban gets to you

Happy monitoring boy

Since your life revolves around nairaland. Carry go

Lifeofpolice1:
As for you UDUJ wait for me

I am waiting

EFULEFU1:
I have made my love intentions so clear to this my crush
Though I haven't said I love u yet but my texts and everything shows it to he.
I called her in the morning and she didn't answer so I felt she was not into me
But to my surprise she just called me back and said she was going to give me a date next week so we meet.

Should I propose to her when we meet?
Do you think this woman is interested in me?
Only serious replies please

Lifeofpolice1:
RIP to English

EFULEFU1:
What's wrong with the English Mr professor?

Don't mind that illiterate. The guy is a known nincompoop on this forum

LoreDnz:
His name is John. Let’s call him John. We didn’t start out as lovers. I don’t remember him proposing to me and I don’t remember myself saying yes to his love proposal. Sometimes I tell my friends; “We woke up one day and we were lovers.” That seems the only logical explanation I could give to our situation.

But that took nothing away from us. We loved each other deeply. Well, that’s how I thought until it all came down. These days, one could hardly know the difference between when a man loves you and when he does not truly love you. Both behave the same way until a lot of times are wasted before the truth finally comes out.

I thought John was loving me because I loved him so much. The day I introduced him to my parent as my love object, my mom said; “My daughter, you truly know how to choose a man. He’s a hunk!” My dad liked him too. He saw him as well behaved and had a career that could support a family.



After introducing him to my family, he came to my house every now and then and sometimes spent the night with me. My parent had no issue with that though they asked me occasionally to be careful. Who didn’t know me and John? We were always together and our feelings towards each other were very obvious. You meet us for a second and you know who the two of us are.

One thing was missing. After two years of being together, John never introduced me to his parent. Yeah, I knew his other two siblings, a boy, and a girl. But beyond that, I didn’t know anything of note of his family. At first, I didn’t ask him about that. I thought time would make him do the right thing. Also, I knew guys usually see women as pushy if you ask them to introduce you to their parent. I didn’t want to push our story. I wanted everything to play out naturally.

After two years, I thought I deserve to know more than just two siblings. Even that, I got to know them just because they came around a lot of times. Two years is enough time to know each other better. Two years is enough to make a decision about the future of a relationship.

So, one night I asked him; “When are we going to see your parent? I don’t want them to feel I’ve kidnapped you.” We both laughed and he told me; “I’ve been thinking about that lately. I didn’t know how to tell you to travel over 700 kilometers with me to the North to see my parent.” I told him; “Distance isn’t the problem. It’s important that we do it so let’s do it.”

He kept postponing the dates of the travel. I got restless. I started thinking he was developing cold feet towards the relationship. “Maybe he doesn’t take us seriously like I do,” I thought to myself. Then one Wednesday night he called to tell me, “Get ready we are going on Friday.” I didn’t need to get ready. I was already ready.

On the said Friday, we set off to meet the parent. I didn’t know what to expect. So many questions kept flooding my thoughts; “What if they say no?” “What if they don’t like me?” What if they tell him they’ve already found him a wife?” A lot of these thoughts kept me company until we got there.

I can’t understand their native language. They could speak next to nothing of mine but their demeanor was a happy one. The mum was all laugh and grin when she shook my hands. The dad was also very enthused about me. My heart finally rested from all the negative thoughts. We spent two days with the parent and traveled back to Accra.

It’s been four years into our relationship. Two years after we met his parent and three years after we had met my parent, still no decision on what to do next with our relationship. I knew what next we should do and I tried to remind him of it. He always found a way of sidelining the marriage topic. It’s either “we don’t have to rush into marriage,” or “The time is not right,” or “I’m trying to put things in order so we don’t suffer in marriage.”

I was getting tired of the excuses and the frustrating part of the whole thing was, he was the right man. He did everything right in the relationship. Well, except the excuses. He was there when I needed him. He showed I was his priority and would leave everything else just to be with me. That kept me going and hoping that maybe, just maybe he was trying to pull a surprise on me. A girl can only dream but can’t dream forever. I had hopes but for how long was I supposed to live on hope?

I had a hearty chat with him one night. I told him; “John, I’ve loved you from day one and I believe you do too. It’s almost five years since we’ve been together. Nothing is wrong with us. We hardly fight or do anything wrong against each other so I’m surprised you refuse to let us get married. We don’t have forever. Especially me, I don’t have forever so let’s do this thing once and for all. We have one year to get married. A year from today, if nothing happens, I’ll walk out, and I ...Continue reading..

Never ever ever ever give a man an ultimatum when it comes to marriage.
This is a wrong response women often make, in other words they’ll say to the guy that if he does not commit to her exclusively from now on (make a marriage commitment), she is sorry but their relationship is over. If you give a man an ultimatum, it puts him on the edge and fear creeps in. By bearing down on him to make an ‘all or nothing’ decision, you will only make him associate pain and stress with commitment.

If he genuinely wants you, he will propose. If the relationship builds and there is no sign of proposal within 2 years, he might not marry you. If you don’t have a wedding date within 6 months after engagement, he won’t marry you.

A man should be equally invested in the relationship and excited to be with you. If he’s not, leave him for someone who will. Be strong. Have self-respect. Life won’t end if you are not married. You’ll be happy alone than to be with a man who doesn’t value you.

Just my 2 cents as usual

Tohzara:
People have been going to church to pray for Nigeria before I was born. Yet things got even worse than before.

If Nigeria, as old as she is, is still waiting for the MILLIONS, if not BILLIONS, of prayers said on her behalf to be answered, then whether you go to church or not, you'll have to wait a HUNDRED YEARS for your own incredibly fewer and much less intense prayers to be answered.

So you either get off your ass and take action, or die waiting for God to fulfil your wishes for you.

So so true.I gave up on Nigerians a long time ago.

Just go everywhere-Lagos,Benin,Warri,Port Harcourt et al it's churches everywhere yet the nation is getting worse everyday and it's people getting less human

DonPiiko:
Please take the photo down it can get you a ban

Already Done just because of you. Happy Sunday bro.

IamD18:
Troll wisely without picture bro

Morning bro, I really don't give a fvck if I get banned. I am just tired of seeing childish idiots like this Prechbills1.

I am getting sick and tired of this forum with guys like him around

I am done with you boy. This will be my last mention concerning your pathetic self. Ass wipe

The guy is just an average street kid living with his parents and leeching off his supposed sugar mummy. A complete disgrace to hardworking men worldwide. From the attached picture, these are my analysis:

Point 1 - See the cheap phone a supposed big boy is using
Point 2 - See the old model Lexus ES-350 (probably his dad's own) a big boy owns
Point 3 - The adjacent building is under construction (the other one is a bungalow)
Point 4 - See the cheap Chinese knock-off canvas shoes our own nairaland big boy is putting on
Point 5 - See the flooring in the building of our very own Nairaland big boy

Dude you're just a broke ass claiming what you're not. Shut the fvck up from now on kid. Some of us working earn more than you can ever make a year.

Everyone take a good look at the picture below. That's the so called Nairaland multi-millionaire Prechbillss1

I will explain further the discrepancies in his so called affirmed lifestyle and reality. The guy is just a big fool

prechbills1:
just stfu.
only ladies have that attitude.

do your burying

Okay broke dude I got your time today. I'll finish your dirty pompous ass. We've been quiet watching you make a complete fool of yourself everywhere in the forum. Calling everyone a broke-ass when you're just an internet show-off.

It shows in the way you type and reason. You've gotten that acute poverty mindset and only a special deliverance will release you from this.

You reek of immaturity and inferiority complex. Need I go on?

prechbills1:
UDUJ when did the term leech" start applying to guys

Dude did you go to school at all? So the term leech only applies to ladies? Go get your dictionary and tell me the meaning of the word leech.

bammy777:
it's obvious.

So true

Waiting for the leech to quote me so I bury him this morning

bammy777:
well, if u check all the topic he posted, you will easily deduce that he made up that nonsense. follow his comments and you will see that he is just some immature kid struggling to grow up and looking for some NL attention, which u ar giving him. I don't reply his mentions cuz it's dumb to do. please leave the poor boy to grow.

The dude is just an immature troll. From their statements you know them.

LifeofEFCC:
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Safiaa:
That’s because she’s your sugar mummy and you’re the houseboy. She’s the man and you’re the woman in the relationship. You’re not a peace with yourself that’s why you’re so quick to call everybody broke and shame women who don’t behave like your fiancé. You are enjoying the benefits of the relationship but you secretly don’t want to marry her. You know you will turn into the certified slave in that house, that’s why you had to open a thread so you could feel a little bit better about yourself. But it backfired. Now you’re taking out your internal frustration on this forum by calling every woman you come across as broke. Darling, if you want to be a sugar boy nobody is disturbing you. You’re the same guy that said you can’t date a woman who still lives with her parents, yet you carried your big self to live in another woman’s house? You’re not even ashamed of yourself, yet you have the audacity to call people names. Your mother is crying over your life, because she can see how much of a useless boy you are. She carried you for 9 months, only for you to grow up and become another woman’s personal housekeeper and a proud one at that. Honey, this is the last time I will quote you, live your life and stop bothering me. I’m not the cause of your very misfortunate situation. Lerra x

You finish work here

Ego deflation completed Nice one

Jamie90:
Easy bro, not everyone sat for weac

Good one bro

lefulefu:
hope u know say dat guy na yaba left escapee

Safiaa:
lool that was funny. I’ll give you props.

Thanks dear

Mandrake007:
this is what happens when an arselicker is trying to arselick and forgets his brain,the guy is just a dumbass..this is a BIG FAIL.

So true brother. So true

Shugavee:
lol fine!! quite fun!! The romance section has been drama drama

How abt yours?

My day was great. Had some fun outdoors and more fun indoors reading all the e-fights on Nairaland

CAPSLOCKED:

MY OWN SUGGESTION IS THAT HE STARTS ENGLISH LESSONS.

APPROXIMATELY ZERO OUNCE OF INFORMATION WAS PASSED FROM THIS GUY TO WE THE READERS.

Truer words have never been said bro

Shugavee:
leave this dog alone :

Shugavee dearie

How has your day been?

Lifeofpolice1:


Romance land is a dumping ground for broke and the most brokiest guy in nairaland.


This is why they bash and talk about ladies giving them sex for free because they depend on their parents for housing and pocket money.
0.1% of guys in romance land don't know what an iPhone 8 look like and feel like, they have seen it on live shows and offline.

If you look openly you will see Romance land guys lack social and financial class and that's why they bash rich ladies badly.


#Povertyisadisease

Dude you're dumb. 0.1% means you're saying every guy is rich. That's saying 99.9% of Nairaland guys can afford the iphone 8, which is a perfect departure from the point you're trying to pass.

Basic mathematics. Dumb ass

juwonloo:
pss am not that good in writng , pardon my ERRoR

It all started this match, when a beautiful gorgeous girl in my working place was asking me out 3 times I decline her proposer.
she is offering me all access to her, but I hardly fall for her, to cut the long story short, she started avoiding me shouting at me in public,
when ever I try to comfort her, she will say I av fvck up, later on I now decided to give her what she want,
I ask her out to The place eatry , after the meal I now decided to pour my mind, she insist she is not a cheap girl, I am not dating her how will I have the access to her body, she told me I had low self-esteem, she said a lot about me, which I confirm its true,
we quarrel and left each other DAT day,
after some days we started talking now am telling her I love her I confess love to her, she said she can't date me, I cried, she said they are many girls that want me as their guy I shld just pick one,

now I am in a relationships with a beautiful damsel in my area,
she activated my heart to love back.

Sorry what's the moral of this story? Or you are trying to let us know you're starting a Diary?

nuattitude:
Lmao!

Are you new to Nairaland? Don't you know victorian? Her reputation goes ahead of her as Nairaland's best liar. Something close to dual personality disorder in psychology. She has been busted many times but she's not stopping anytime soon. Notice the inconsistencies in her old posts? Now, her latest lie is that she's happily married to a rich husband but in actual fact she's SINGLE ASF! Note the emphasis? SINGLE TO STUPOR! She's just a struggling seamstress with a fashion shop at Onipanu axis in Lagos.

She used to go by different monikers. She was known as amelian which she deactivated in embarassment after her lies were busted by people she fought with on Nairaland. She then created a new one known as alexialin which the mods banned for flouting the rules.

You can search the above monikers and you would see the threads about her. Range Rover! Balooney!

Ultimate SAVAGERY. Nice one bro