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Romance › Re: 99.9% Of Ladies In Romance Land Are Broke And Have Never Seen Iphone 8 by UDUJ(m): 9:14pm On Apr 14, 2018
Shugavee:
Lol sorry dear but this is dumb!!! What if the phone was given to the girl by her boyfriend!!! N me that works n gets my Samsung phone myself! Is broke ba!!! How i wish iPhone 8 measures sense!!
Saintsammurai:
you are broke because I'm sure your Samsung is 2001 model..
Shugavee:
smh undecided
Saintsammurai:
have you ever hold an iPhone 8?
Shugavee:
lol!!! No only u hv seen iPhone 8 in this life

Romance › Re: Help!! Is My Girlfriend Becoming A Leech by UDUJ(m): 7:21pm On Apr 14, 2018
highpriestess:
lol,you made me To start loving pets,especially dogs,cute ones.

yes,I'm back to school dear.
thank God for your day,mine went well aswel.

enjoy the rest of the night dearwink
You too dear kiss

Food › Re: What Meals Do I Need To Avoid To Stop Growing Fat? by UDUJ(m):
Admin401:
You jogged only once, but you eat everyday? No wonder you think jogging is a meme.
Hahahhahahhaha. This guy you are not well at all cheesy

I am very very fit. I eat healthy and work out regularly. You can see my physique from my profile.

See my Lagos Marathon medal below

Food › Re: What Meals Do I Need To Avoid To Stop Growing Fat? by UDUJ(m): 7:14pm On Apr 14, 2018
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Romance › Re: Help!! Is My Girlfriend Becoming A Leech by UDUJ(m): 7:14pm On Apr 14, 2018
highpriestess:
I didn't cause trouble,was having fun with biaca.
I love that dog.smiley
my day was cool,yours?
My day has been lovely so far. I knew you were just having fun wink

Are you back in school or you guys are still on hols?

Romance › Re: Help!! Is My Girlfriend Becoming A Leech by UDUJ(m): 7:03pm On Apr 14, 2018
highpriestess:
goodevening,our dog is missing this night.
the cute dog.smiley
My sweet pretty queen kiss

You've been causing trouble in the other thread angry

How has your day been smiley

Romance › Re: Help!! Is My Girlfriend Becoming A Leech by UDUJ(m): 6:48pm On Apr 14, 2018
highpriestess:
sad
who are you asking,are we her? we are she ?are she we?she us we? is she us?

infact,us we she? she is we??


biko,not everything you bring to social media.undecided
grin You no well at all cheesy
Food › Re: What Meals Do I Need To Avoid To Stop Growing Fat? by UDUJ(m): 6:31pm On Apr 14, 2018
Admin401:
You clearly haven't jogged for one hour before thats why you're giving out wrong percentage.
Forget that thing. Jog all you want and eat shit, you will turn to a Rhino.

I took part in the last Lagos Marathon. I'll post my finishers medal if you want me to.

Romance › Re: what's with Nigerian girls & this mentality? including my girlfriend! by UDUJ(m): 6:29pm On Apr 14, 2018
Our ladies eyes will be open once they clock 30, then 35 and they all start getting friendzoned and sister-zoned. Your looks start fading away while the guys keep glowing with age cheesy

That's the point guys start telling you things like:


“I am not the perfect one for you.. you deserve someone better"

“Just because we are so close, it doesn't mean we have to be in a relationship”

“How could you even think of loving me?Loving a person for 3–4 months is not what you call love. Don't worry slowly your feelings will go away”

“People like you come and go. Do I go around loving every one of them?”

“I haven't moved on from my ex girlfriend. Don't worry you will move on soon over me. Your love is not so strong yet.”

“I know no one can love me as as you do. But I think you can get a better person”

“We were having so much fun together. Why did you have to fall for me? Your feelings spoilt everything”

Romance › Re: what's with Nigerian girls & this mentality? including my girlfriend! by UDUJ(m): 6:16pm On Apr 14, 2018
donstan18:
If you all check the first page of this thread, I booked a space,but didn't modify it for reasons best known to me.

I can authoritatively tell you all that most of these ladies you see here disturbing and obsessing for money don't have a man in their lives, they are just single and not getting proper attentions a normal lady should get from men.

Social media is just a small pretentious, boastful, predictable and hypocritical village , and it'll take beyond mere comments and posts to decode what is clearly tabled before you.
No one doubts that. A girl in a relationship will never spend countless hours online like you see these nairaland ladies do. They will be out on a date with their significant other or spending time doing more productive stuff. Not whiling away their time spewing trash on an online forum. Just reeks of frustration and desperation cheesy
Romance › Re: what's with Nigerian girls & this mentality? including my girlfriend! by UDUJ(m): 6:01pm On Apr 14, 2018
donstan18:
After going through the comments herein, I nodded my head and laughed. cheesy


The bitter truth is, social media appearance is not reality.

These ladies who cry that they love rich men are the ones dating a struggling guy in real.

Nland ladies are the same ladies we see everyday in real, believe me.

Take for instance, how many of us here have seen a feminist in real or a lady claiming to be a feminist in real.

I can bet you that most Nland ladies are single and ready to accept any man that comes their way, it's a psychological observation.


In reality, you won't see a lady calling men 'Scum', you won't see a lady claiming a feminist, you won't see a lady hating struggling guys, all these formings and claims are exhibited on internet by them.


Safiaa is not dating a wealthy guy, but an average guy if atall she's dating.

Highpriestess is single and searching.

Thegeneralqueen is single .

Safiaa is an emotional lady who claims tough on media, one thing i like about her is that she's psychologically good in reading and controlling men who aren't smart to decode her motives, she's psychologically playing with you all here, she pulling your legs and you all are falling for it, her comments only revolves around transaction in relationship. I asked a favour from her, but her instinct saved her from my prepared wrath.

Highpriestess is a social media slayqueen who don't believe in love, she's single and ready to transact with a man for money-fvck . She's yet to face life.

Thegeneralqueen is a single lady, but looks like a funny woman in real, she's just an attention seeker with her money obsessed provocative comments.


If you are psychologically active, you'll understand me.

Brethren, do well to disregard what you see women claim on social media, they are just he ladies we see every day.

Nothing special.
GBAM cheesy grin

This analysis will be framed for ETERNITY cheesy

Romance › Re: what's with Nigerian girls & this mentality? including my girlfriend! by UDUJ(m): 5:43pm On Apr 14, 2018
greiboy:
Many ladies will still remain single for eternity because of this strange mentality.

This mentality has claimed many victims.

You could be the next victim

Watch out cheesy
Just had to quote you. Just one of the reasons you're one of the few I admire here though we do fight once in a while cool

Romance › Re: what's with Nigerian girls & this mentality? including my girlfriend! by UDUJ(m): 5:25pm On Apr 14, 2018
DonPiiko:
I believe most of these things are internet standards designed to bolster their self esteem and prestige online. If any mumu said off-point to my face I will just walk you out of my presence if we were on a date.
The Don, the enboldened is on point cool

Romance › Re: what's with Nigerian girls & this mentality? including my girlfriend! by UDUJ(m): 5:16pm On Apr 14, 2018
BiggyB242:
True true bro, no need argue with her. Definitely she will meet her match but that wouldn't me.

There are good independent ladies everywhere all they need is your love na wen you meet all these ajekpako looking for a guy that will upgrade their life. My guy is in Canada as I speak everything was done by the girl but now they are married and he's doing well.

Brothers leave all these slay queen get your self a real independent queen with brains.
That's just the gospel truth. Sometimes I ask myself how come the ladies in Nairaland are so different from those in my office. They seem to be from different planets shocked shocked shocked

Have a great weekend bro cool

Romance › Re: what's with Nigerian girls & this mentality? including my girlfriend! by UDUJ(m): 5:01pm On Apr 14, 2018
BiggyB242:
Yea so stupid of them. Funny enough they are girls who wouldn't ask dime from you. That's why I don't bother myself trying to convince a lady, I will simply walk away. There are ladies who don't have this mindset. Just search brothers.
You sir deserve a bottle of chilled heineken cool

From the very first time I discuss with a lady I already know the type of lady she is. I decide there and then to cut off foreever or proceed to the next phase of attack wink

Romance › Re: Am I Friendzoned? by UDUJ(m): 4:56pm On Apr 14, 2018
[quote author=Grayjoy post=66708553][/quote]cool

Romance › Re: what's with Nigerian girls & this mentality? including my girlfriend! by UDUJ(m): 4:03pm On Apr 14, 2018
Safiaa:
We can agree to disagree. Even will all your qualifications and certifications you can still be unemployed and jobless. You can still not perform to the expectations of the company. Most companies don’t employ based off certifications and experience, TRUST ME. So if a company decides to employ you out of thousands , they’re doing you a favour. Consider yourself lucky. Bye bye for now.
cheesy Bye bye too Miss Safiaa. I just can never understand how you think cool

Romance › Re: My Mom Doesn't Want Me To Marry My Fiancee Because She's 5 Years Older Than Me by UDUJ(m): 3:59pm On Apr 14, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:
https://www.nairaland.com/1125048/dont-think-suppose-married
thanks bro. Got the link

I even made a response concerning our SUPPOSED nairaland millionaires and billionaires below:

https://www.nairaland.com/4445976/mom-doesnt-want-me-marry/14#66705803
Romance › Re: what's with Nigerian girls & this mentality? including my girlfriend! by UDUJ(m): 3:56pm On Apr 14, 2018
Safiaa:
First of all, Do I know you from anywhere? Why quote me with insults, clearly there’s something wrong with you. You can argue and disagree without being ridiculous. Nonsense.

It’s a transactional relationship that happens between the boss and the employee. The end goal is money, agreed. How will this goal be met if sacrifices/favours are not made? If a very top notch job decides to employ you out of thousands, you have to look at it like they’re doing you a favour. You treat the job with care, a replacement will be very easy for the company. Transactional relationships are never equal. This is not even the point, the main point is that if I decide to date you after you persue me, I’m doing you a favour by accepting. Nothing in this life is equal, wake up! It’s as simple as ABC, no if buts or maybes.
The insults were not intended.

I still don't agree with your points. At the bold face, still very very very wrong.

A company goes for the very best from a pool of candidates, and they need the expertise of such candidates to achieve success. It's a 50-50 win-win situation for the company and the candidate. You don't expect me to say a company is doing me a favor by hiring me (with my qualifications,certifications, years of progressive experience and achievements), that's an insult.

Your analogy is flawed. Accept that fact cool
Romance › Re: what's with Nigerian girls & this mentality? including my girlfriend! by UDUJ(m): 3:27pm On Apr 14, 2018
Safiaa:
It’s just like when you look for a job that you really want that pays well, a company is doing you more of a favour by accepting you as the employee. Even though they’re possibly better candidates that could take on the job, they chose to accept you for whatever reason. You then have to return the favour by doing what you can to perform your best. It’s a give and take, that’s how all relationships work.
At the bold face, I just concluded you got shit for brains. Have you ever worked a single day in your life?

The company is not doing you a favor by employing you, neither are you doing the company a favor by accepting the job. The end goal of the game is money. It's a business and the company needs you to hit the bottom line, same way you need the salary of the company to survive.

Romance › Re: what's with Nigerian girls & this mentality? including my girlfriend! by UDUJ(m): 3:02pm On Apr 14, 2018
cheesy People exhibiting warped mentality everywhere
Romance › Re: Should I Accept Her Back After Being Gone Several Months Without Communicating? by UDUJ(m): 2:54pm On Apr 14, 2018
MissRaine69:
Sir kindly engage your brain and ask yourself why now?
Why after 8 months she has decided to call? That should be making alarm bells ring in your head.

Then wait. If she calls again listen to why she is calling it’s easy to automatically want to start questioning her about many things but a rationale mind achieves more than an emotional one.
To the Op: Digest the words of the poster above. There's a reason we have a brain, use it wisely. Cheers smiley

Romance › Re: My Mom Doesn't Want Me To Marry My Fiancee Because She's 5 Years Older Than Me by UDUJ(m): 2:40pm On Apr 14, 2018
lefulefu:
mehn dis lady is loadedcheesy.. Cc neezar,UDUJ,DonPiiko cheesy
Lefu all of us na mega millionaires like e-money for internet cheesy grin

I take everything I read online with a pinch of salt.

In Nairaland, everybody is an alpha male, independent woman, millionaire/billionaire, handsome dude, pretty lady etc etc cheesy grin

So who are the broke, ugly ones na huh cheesy

In Nairaland you can be whomever you want to be

Romance › Re: Ladies Only: What Salary And Assets Must A Man Have To Propose? by UDUJ(m): 2:18pm On Apr 14, 2018
DonPiiko:
Don't dull o, please find for 2 but I am considering sticking with my makydebbie
You have good eyes wink

Romance › Re: Ladies Only: What Salary And Assets Must A Man Have To Propose? by UDUJ(m): 2:13pm On Apr 14, 2018
DonPiiko:
Asslicker
cheesy Can you blame me? I hear we have some babes that are billionaires here. I need to hook up sharp sharp wink

Romance › Re: Ladies Only: What Salary And Assets Must A Man Have To Propose? by UDUJ(m): 2:11pm On Apr 14, 2018
lefulefu:
i go check d the thread again cheesy make i see dhier monikers. I recall one na Victorian or sumpting ..but i don forget d other one shacheesy.
Abeg check the names tell us sharp sharp grin

Make I see the rich babes (in the virtual nairaland world) I go start to asslick from today cheesy
Family › Re: Woman Gives Birth To A Dead Baby, Shares His Photos Online To Grieve (graphic) by UDUJ(m): 2:03pm On Apr 14, 2018
cry I can imagine what she is going through. After carrying the baby for nine months undecided

Very painful undecided
Romance › Re: M by UDUJ(m): 1:58pm On Apr 14, 2018
DrinkLimca:
Wow this is actually beautiful..

I'm emotional right now,, please I'm in tears somebody should give me an hanky..

Ishilove this could be us but you are too fat
grin grin cheesy
Romance › Re: Almost 4 Years Of Fighting For My Marriage…maybe Its Time To Move On? by UDUJ(m): 1:44pm On Apr 14, 2018
It's simple really. As long as she is married she is under sacred marital vows and must remain celibate as long as she remains married to her sexually non-performing husband undecided

If she is so sex starved she should get a divorce so she starts getting her freak on cheesy
Food › Re: What Meals Do I Need To Avoid To Stop Growing Fat? by UDUJ(m): 1:12pm On Apr 14, 2018
[quote author=wwwtortoise post=66703370]shocked

As long as you engage in routine exercise, you are free to eat whatever tickles your tummy.[/quote]This is a very very very very bad advice. You can exercise 24 hours everyday and still grow fat as long as you continue eating the wrong foods.

To lose weight, exercise is only 20%, the remaining 80% is what you eat (your diet).
Romance › Re: Ladies Only: What Salary And Assets Must A Man Have To Propose? by UDUJ(m): 1:02pm On Apr 14, 2018
greiboy:
You shouldn't have given me a mention then, you should have just stated your opinion like I stated mine and take your leave.

I don't think I had any interest in the information you provided. I will be glad to give you a mention when I am in need of any random information for no reason cool

Have a lovely weekend too.
cheesy grin Sarcasm. Good one cool

Romance › Re: Ladies Only: What Salary And Assets Must A Man Have To Propose? by UDUJ(m): 12:55pm On Apr 14, 2018
greiboy:
So you have actually done an analysis of my mind to discover the information you scribbled together? or are you just typing random information?
I'm no psychic bro. Just spilling it out like it is. Anyway I ain't got no issues with you, you're still my bro cool

Just like you, I just needed to say that at that point in time. Nothing pre-meditated or sinister.

It's over now. No worries. Have a lovely weekend smiley

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