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Romance › Re: As A Guy, How Do You Handle A Woman Who Is Not Impressed By Money? by UDUJ(m): 7:49pm On Apr 22, 2018
RuthDaniels:
Have a good face cheesy.

One of the reasons I'm hustling so hard to pay Uduj's groom price.. cry cry






Two things attract women, money and cuteness. Others like sense of humor, compassion, attention, affection and so on keep a woman.
ohhh thanks Ruthie, now you got me blushing kiss kiss

You're the woman after my heart kiss

How has your weekend been?
Romance › Re: I've Lost My Joy by UDUJ(m): 2:14pm On Apr 22, 2018
EmergencyCase:
not leaving so soon
What type of help do you need from us? Financial or emotional support?

Where is your location right now: Lagos?
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Want To Apologize: Should I Forgive Her? by UDUJ(m):
CrescentMoon:
Having fixed their marriage date, she met me, and we fell in love. We were long lost friends. She then told me she would not continue with the marriage plan. Please, understand that I'm not rich o. But the way she fell looks as if magic is involved. I didn't know how to advise her and I told her to do whatever pleases her. She ended up shattering the man's heart in a commando-like manner. Note that we were not dating when we were just friends in those days. Now that we started dating, I've been showing her some flaws where she needs to adjust if not totally eradicated. Then she did something and I said, "If you continue this way, I can promise you that we won't end up getting married to each other."

Her response: I shattered someone's heart because of you and you caused the cancelation of the forthcoming marriage and you're saying you may not marry me abi?"

Note that I love her so much, but as a rule, men with balls "no send", and I may choose to hurt her. I told her to apologize for that statement but she refused. Of all the sins in this world, blackmail is the only one not forgivable by me.

Should I do my worst if she refuses to apologize?
H2SO4 Sulphuric Acid loading cheesy grin

Romance › Re: Not Everyone Can Read This! by UDUJ(m): 12:43pm On Apr 22, 2018
gracefoundmme:
Comment below if you can read this.. :PComment below if you can read this..
I can read it. Read it through without even stopping
Romance › Re: Must Read!!! Please!!!!! by UDUJ(m): 8:51pm On Apr 21, 2018
Michael781:
after my visiting the doctors and being certified healthy and Ok..lemme say like 2days letter I started having this frequent urge to urinate,and frequent urination and sharp pains in my down region!! guys I'm not sure I'm OK?




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hasbydiamond,lefulefu,pat1612,MissRaine69,gretblue,BlackTrumpet,Melvinsofty,UDUJ,marvin90,SoapQueen
It’s a UTI – Urinary Tract Infection. Obvious clues are Low grade fever, frequent urge to urinate and sometimes[b] low back pain[/b] with the most obvious sign being frequent urination. If you are going to the bathroom constantly you may need to have a urinalysis.

UTI (Urinary tract infection), means any infection affecting the urinary system. Causes may vary but most commonly the cause is bacterial and sometimes fungi, because UTI may affect any part of the urinary system it's symptoms are not always specific and there is no a single sign which can specifically tell that you have UTI except after confirmation with Laboratories techniques.
Although clinical signs and symptoms can help to give a preliminary diagnosis that somebody may be having UTI. Symptoms tend to vary with age and gender/sex

The following are the symptoms which are commonly present in patients with UTI.

• Pain with urination(burning sensation)
• Fever
• Frequent urination,
• Feeling the need to urinate despite having an empty bladder.
• Discharges
• Fatigue
• Nausea and vomiting
• Pain in the back and sometimes the waist and nether region
• Bloody urine (rare)

Older men have a higher risk of having a UTI, especially if they are after the age of 50. Most cases in older men are caused by the bacterium known as Escherichia coli, which is naturally present in the body.

Cases similar to UTIs in younger men are typically caused by sexually transmitted infections (STIs).

Having one of the symptom doesn't always mean that you have UTI, go to the clinic so some tests can be run.

Sorry this is happening to you bro.

Romance › Re: My Co-virgins!I am Quitting Romanceland!My Reasons!A Must Read? by UDUJ(m): 5:49pm On Apr 21, 2018
predmine20:
I am typing this almost in tears.

I am a virgin and as nature will have it,i will always frolick with virgins.

Romance section is swarming with people that are against virgins.

Just because of a thread I created yesterday I have never been insulted in my life the way I was insulted here.

I am now convinced that virgins are now an endangered specie both online and offline.

These people(highpriestess,Upsetgirl1 and Jhoda) insulted me and call me all sorts of unprintable names just because i said i can never marry a non-virgin due to a bitter experience i had with a girl in the past.

I was here to talk on morality as a virgin because it is fast declining from our social space and what i got was insults that have left me demoralize and weak to continue.

I am allergic to insults and these people have make it their hobbies to insult me and make here a living hell for me.

Jman06 and IamD18 you guys are really trying,it is not easy. Pls carry on the task,the Lord is your strength.

I will come back here if there are changes in this section.

I love you all my co-virgins.
Farewell till we meet again,farewell.
Don’t make threads or post comments if you want to avoid being insulted in an online forum.

As long as you make posts or threads you open yourself up to insults and comments that most times will annoy you. That’s just the way the online world works. It’s a perfect example of the real world we live in where you have people with different characters and personalities. There are those that will like you and there are those that will just dislike you for no reason.

Anyone who takes comments in an online forum to heart is lily-livered and cannot survive here.

I have received lots of insults here and I have also dished out lots of insults too cheesy grin, it never gets to me because that’s the way a virtual world like this operates.

Bye bye then, you wouldn’t be missed. We need only strong hearted men here. angry

Romance › Re: Two Half-Nude Ladies Beat Me Mercilessly In My Boyfriend's House by UDUJ(m): 11:26pm On Apr 20, 2018
IamD18:
No lady is worth trusting, not even yourself is worth trusting by yourself; grin cheesy

Do that at your own peril cheesy
cool

Romance › Re: 6 Reasons Nigerian Men Run From Marriage by UDUJ(m): 11:20pm On Apr 20, 2018
TheUpsetGirl1:
When it comes to romance, Nigerian men are known to be actively engaging. Apart from their culture of carrying the financial burden of relationship with women, they harness every opportunity to appeal to their lovers, be it on social-network sites, in their respective offices, religious organizations, clubs among others.
Now I'm going to list 6 reasons why Nigerian men run from marriage


1. No wife materials
Common among some men is the reservation that there is scarcity of ‘wife-materials’ in Nigeria.

2. They get sex freely without marriage than in time past
Realizing now that they can get sex more easily than in times past, when ‘virginity’ for women was a pass value to marriage, some men now feel lot of women today have lost it when it comes to keeping themselves whole.

3. Nigeria weddings are expensive

In a country where a man is expected to marry a woman in three different kinds of wedding- Religious, Traditional and Court, the cost of marriage no doubt is something men find very intimidating. Presently the average Nigeria wedding cost something like N700,000 and the it goes upward from that to more unimaginable cost.

4. In search of a ‘working class’
Today, most Nigerian men are in search of a wife capable of sharing financial responsibilities with them. Gone are the days when men marry ‘full-house-wives’, the increasing cost of living has tilted most men in favor of ladies who have a means of livelihood and willing to share with their man, the burden of building a home.

5. Unrealistic Expectations from In-laws
Some parents have set certain standards for anyone who will marry their child, either way be it that such expectations are from the groom parent’s or bride, the regulations sometimes affect relationships.

6. Trust issues
Most times, people fear to get committed into a relationship because of trust issues. Some men have been bruised in their past relationships and therefore they don’t want to put themselves out there.
Okay TheUpsetGirl1 let me give you some inkling as to why most guys are scared of marriage:

Basically it could be the reason of independent decision making which is generally curbed after marriage.
A lot of responsibilities , tension ,anxiety creeps in to your mind as you have to make sure you handle everything efficiently which may lead to several health problems thereby decreasing your life span.

Men love to be carefree , absolutely free to do whatever they love to do , which is not possible after marriage for we become tied to our family and its members.

Also many a times there are chances of arguments, quarrels and domestic violence on account of mismatch of ideas, misunderstanding, clash of opinions, etc which disrupts the smooth running of life.

Life is short with an uncertain duration and no one knows what is going to happen with him in the next birth, so he wants to enjoy everything he wants to in this birth itself and tries to avoid marriage as much as possible.

Most of us view Marriage as a Mirage. Peace of mind goes after few days .You feel bonded ,and fall in a dilemma which you cannot share with anyone .

Your personality is shared , you loose your privacy .If your views are not common you develop contradictions.

If your mother develops contradiction with your wife there is another headache. If your wife has some male friend and you are not open minded you develop another psychological dilemma with what to do or not to do. If u have a female friend and you don’t tell your wife you have a guilty feeling and if your wife gets to know 95% of time her reaction will be negative.

If your wife does not conceive you become worried, if she becomes pregnant you remain worried till delivery. After delivery if your child has some handicap your whole life becomes hell. You worry about the family, the future, societal pressures to meet up etc etc.

The truth is, most of us feel this way when we have doubts about the partnership (who we are bonding for life with). Once there are no doubts we jump headfirst into marriage without thinking. We listen to no one and follow our hearts and the heart never fails. That's how you know you've found the right one. But the possibility of finding the right one these days is getting smaller and smaller sadly undecided

Romance › Re: Two Half-Nude Ladies Beat Me Mercilessly In My Boyfriend's House by UDUJ(m): 11:12pm On Apr 20, 2018
IamD18:
Yea brO, but still, I don't support cheating cheesy
Neither do I bro cheesy Just give me a lady I can trust and I am monogamous for life wink
Romance › Re: Two Half-Nude Ladies Beat Me Mercilessly In My Boyfriend's House by UDUJ(m): 11:03pm On Apr 20, 2018
IamD18:
Yea, most of them.

It's just that their sexual organ and body depreciate the more they have sex, unlike men.
That's just the gospel truth. It's just like comparing the sound from a new car with that from an old one. The difference is always there. No matter the amount of engine parts you change, the wear and tear resurfaces in the sound cheesy
Romance › Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by UDUJ(m): 10:59pm On Apr 20, 2018
lefulefu:
alum? cheesy cheesy cheesy
haba e don tey wey babes dey use alum for dhier snail na cheesy.na for those virgin hunters dem dey use am for.d tin go tighten d virginal muscles for sometime and e go give d impression dat d babe na virgin.so if d virgin hunter penetrate e will think na virgin he dey do.the babe can form fake cry and tighten leg..and d mumu virgin hunter will tink na her hymen e dey tear.na dat one i know sha.dem don take am deceive guys wey dey hunt 4 virgins grin.
virgin hunter grin cheesy
Romance › Re: Two Half-Nude Ladies Beat Me Mercilessly In My Boyfriend's House by UDUJ(m): 10:56pm On Apr 20, 2018
DonPiiko:
This is not accurate my brother, I have seen most ladies tap out after a short while while guys are in the mood to go some more
Those are strong men cheesy
Romance › Re: Two Half-Nude Ladies Beat Me Mercilessly In My Boyfriend's House by UDUJ(m): 10:55pm On Apr 20, 2018
IamD18:
You never jam men grin
cheesy grin Bro I agree some guys are work horses cheesy but most of us use a lot of energy in the process of huffing and puffing cheesy
Romance › Re: Two Half-Nude Ladies Beat Me Mercilessly In My Boyfriend's House by UDUJ(m): 10:50pm On Apr 20, 2018
ReinaFarine:
Your third point is not true.

Women have more stamina than men. Lasting longer in bed and etcetera, men get weaker with every release.
Yeah you're very right. May be the guy has not seen a g a n g b a n g where a single lady takes on about 5 men or more. Women have more stamina when it comes to sex.
Romance › Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by UDUJ(m): 9:57pm On Apr 20, 2018
lefulefu:
guy its like they stole ur penis shocked
no joke bro shocked
i remember during the early 2000s in benin..some of these penis harvesters used to invade ring road during the yultide era.u jus dey waka ur own..person fit jus nudge u use jazz steal ur pen!s.as soon as dem steal am u will feeling funny down dere .well u just have to go to a strong bible believing church for the pastor to restore back ur pen!s.
cheesy grin Ha Chief Lefu I remember that stuff was common while I was still schooling in Uniben in the 2009-2010 period. It seems to be very common in Benin, I don't know why undecided
Romance › Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by UDUJ(m): 9:55pm On Apr 20, 2018
RuthDaniels:
Hello Joe

The feeling is mutual wink . Your diick lectures though lipsrsealed


How are you tonight? smiley
I am good smiley

Had a busy day at work today. Thank God it's Friday wink
Romance › Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by UDUJ(m): 9:38pm On Apr 20, 2018
RuthDaniels:
Oh lord Jesus!

I have seen it all cheesy
Hi Ruthie kiss kiss

Always nice to grace thy presence wink
Romance › Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by UDUJ(m): 9:38pm On Apr 20, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:


DICKOLOGY 101.
cheesy My bro I greet thee. You've been missing in action for sometime now.

I have to help a fellow brother, cause we all know after money the next pride of a man is the use of his penis grin cheesy

Romance › Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by UDUJ(m): 9:13pm On Apr 20, 2018
praiseneofingz:
age range is 21-30 and I'm not fat neither have I had any surgery ever before
Ok next question: Is your penis curved? Don't be embarrassed by these questions. The more answers the better.

Now take a tape rule and measure your penis when it is erect and when it is flaccid (down). See these ranges below:

• Average length of a flaccid penis: 9.16 centimeters (about 3.6 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average length of a flaccid stretched penis: 13.24 cm (about 5.3 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average length of an erect penis: 13.12 cm (about 5.2 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average circumference of a flaccid penis: 9.31cm (about 3.7 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average circumference of an erect penis: 11.66 cm (about 4.6 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern

Reply me tomorrow then I'll give your final feedback tomorrow. Worry less bro. Goodnight smiley

Romance › Re: Is This True Or False by UDUJ(m): 8:49pm On Apr 20, 2018
marvin906:
whats your take on this guys..


UDUJ,LEFULEFU,GATED,HEENDRIX,Bbbbbbbbbbbb,ladyhipo grin grin,MhizzAJ
English is definitly not a measure of intelligence. I agree with the write-up 100%. Most first world nationalities that can speak english will not be caught dead doing that in their country cause of national pride, countries like France, Germany, Spain, the nordic countries(Sweden,Denmark,Iceland and Norway), Belgium etc.

It's the asslicking countries filled with citizens with inferiority complex like Nigeria, Ghana, South Africa and the likes that take speaking english as a sign of intelligence. Mofos all of them angry

Romance › Re: 7 Questions To Ask Yourself Before Chasing A Girl For Over 12 Months (Pics) by UDUJ(m): 5:41pm On Apr 20, 2018
highpriestess:
hahaha.
nasoo,how was your day?
My day has been very busy and tiring undecided I am still in the office right now embarassed

You see the length we have to go so you babes wouldn't call us broke guys? undecided cheesy

Romance › Re: 7 Questions To Ask Yourself Before Chasing A Girl For Over 12 Months (Pics) by UDUJ(m): 5:30pm On Apr 20, 2018
highpriestess:
lol,I later changed line.
good evening dear.
Good evening dear kiss

I know you wouldn't let me chase you that long sha wink
Romance › Re: 7 Questions To Ask Yourself Before Chasing A Girl For Over 12 Months (Pics) by UDUJ(m): 5:27pm On Apr 20, 2018
highpriestess:
reminds me of a guy that chased me for complete 5years.
shocked shocked shocked You've never heard the word:LET MY PEOPLE GO? Haba angry

Romance › Re: Sexual Irritable Things U Ve Done by UDUJ(m): 4:54pm On Apr 20, 2018
TheUpsetGirl1:
how angry
cheesy Just kidding wink
Romance › Re: Sexual Irritable Things U Ve Done by UDUJ(m): 3:41pm On Apr 20, 2018
TheUpsetGirl1:
girls like me cool
I'll need to find out myself wink
Romance › Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by UDUJ(m): 11:49am On Apr 20, 2018
praiseneofingz:
age range is 21-30 and I'm not fat neither have I had any surgery ever before
Ok bro. I will respond soon. A little busy right now. Brb smiley
Romance › Re: My Neighbour's Wife Is In With Another Man Right Now by UDUJ(m): 10:42am On Apr 20, 2018
FuckFuckBoy:
I'm even afraid of getting married.This cheating stuff is getting out of hand.Nursing mothers are not even left out.Can't forget how one nursing mother brought another man into her room when the husband left in the guest house i used to work in.I wasn't sure of any foul play so i went to inspect the room when they left and i found used condom.How a woman can sleep with a man on the same bed with her baby baffles me.I lock up because e no concern me.
You're not alone bro. I feel the same way too undecided
Romance › Re: I Just bleeped Wizkid - Lady Announces On Social Media by UDUJ(m): 10:40am On Apr 20, 2018
BrainnewsNg:
Really?
I was being sarcastic.
Romance › Re: I Just bleeped Wizkid - Lady Announces On Social Media by UDUJ(m):
BrainnewsNg:
See her tweet below:

Source: https://www.brainnewsradio.com/i-just-fked-wizkid-lady-announces-on-twitter/

https://www.brainnewsradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/20180419_205608.png
I guess that's a big improvement for her cheesy

Congrats to her, she just achieved her year 2018 goal cheesy grin

Shame has gone out the window in this country. So sad undecided

Romance › Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by UDUJ(m): 9:52am On Apr 20, 2018
praiseneofingz:
please no jokes or insult as this is a burden to me right now I noticed over 2weeks now I wake up with no erection and whenever I look at my joystick, it look smaller by the day.
note: I'm not an impotent I've hard sex at least 7 times this year but I Really don't know what is wrong with my d*ck right now. please this is serious and not a joke.....I'm so scared right now!!
Answer these three questions:

1. How old are you? (just give me a range 15-20, 21-30, 31-35, 35-45, Above 45)
2. Are you obese? (are you very fat)
3. Have you ever had a prostrate surgery done?

From your answers, I can advise further

Romance › Re: 6 Reasons Nigerian Men Run From Marriage by UDUJ(m): 7:24am On Apr 20, 2018
TheUpsetGirl1:
he'll like it by force cool
At least I am with you guys on this. I dislike that dude cool
Romance › Re: Sexual Irritable Things U Ve Done by UDUJ(m): 7:23am On Apr 20, 2018
DonPiiko:
Giving head I regretted it.
cheesy grin The Don.

Well it depends on the girl sha. Some girls are neat and have no odor down there

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