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lefulefu:
expect them to upgrade their decimal 10:10. This one na very big fish for a slayqueen to snatch.

Decimal 10:10 KOBNOMI tinz

juwonloo:
Dear men,

1. Having many girlfriends does not make you a man. It only makes you a womanizer and a cheat and a boy.

2. A real man has only one woman in his life.

3. For the fact that you are good in bed does not make you a man. A real man is the man who does not run away from his responsibility but faces it squarely.

4. You don't need to sag your trousers and walk round the street before girls will love you. Infact it is only small boys that sag trousers and it is premature little girls that fall in love with men who sag trousers.

5. Don't use and dump ladies. Remember the law of karma. Whatever you do, you will receive the reward.

6. If you cannot make her your wife, don't make her a mother.

7. Do not obey your erection at all times. Most times our erections mislead us to the wrong direction. Control your erection. Don't let your erection control you.

8. It is not everything you see under skirt that you should hustle to eat, some skirts contain snakes that will bite you. Control your sex urge. Self control and abstinence pays a lot.

9. Do not date a lady because she has sexy curves, boobs and shapes. Those things are just packaging; and packaging can be very deceptive.

10. Respect any lady that loves you.

11. Do not beat any woman, even if she is your wife.

12. Real men don't gossip.

13. Spend more time to hustle for money. Real and wise men use their time to think and plan on how to be financially successful. Foolish men use their time to think and plan on how to sleep with many girls.

14. The world only celebrates successful men. Nobody will celebrate you for having many girlfriends. Therefore what is the benefit? Waste of energy and waste of protein.

BE A WISE MAN.

I don't understand the essence of having the picture of that lady with her seductive pose and succulent body

You are preaching for us to change but your picture is corrupting us more. Perfect deviation from your sermon sir

Ever8054:
note:-this is for girls whose vagina is still tight and useful not those ones who can simply ask there partner to walk Into there vagina and bring out the condom.....

Segzee1:
Shocking! Lady Releases Pre-burial Pictures
Wonders, they say, will never end. And the new wonder is found when a lady posted her pre-burial picture.

Who does that! Well, maybe the Undertaker, in WWE Championship, comes to mind here.

Just as other intending couples are busy with pre-wedding pictures, wedding pictures, birthday pictures etc., an unknown lady has taken picture photographs to another level as she released her pre-burial pictures.

The internet has been busy with comments from online users over a series of pre-burial pictures posted online by an unknown lady.
Dear readers, what is your opinion on this?

https://dailyfamily.ng/shocking-lady-releases-pre-burial-pictures/

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eberetos:
A mystery people may not know about is that some demons hide in the private part... This causes unnatural erection or sensation of the genitals... An issue where someone will look for a library or uncompleted building to masturbate might be a presence of such demons in the private part.. Some people may experience physical movement of such demons or their deposits in the private part...

Also perverse imaginations may be caused by such demons... Kinds of perverse imaginations could be thoughts of anal sex, a lady imagining she is sleeping with six guys at once, perverse ejaculations & disgusting fluid exchange...

The spirit of the dog may reside in the private area... The spirit of the dog can enhance masturbations, pornography & lust... The spirit of the dog may also ignite the enjoyment of immoral sex with associated dirty odours like sweat, armpit smells, faeces smells & other barbaric/immoral odours..

Demons such as spirit wife & spirit husband can also live in the private areas, mounting pressures on the private part, leading to masturbation & other immoral acts..

Serpents on the waist can be responsible for chronic & helpless lesbianism... Lesbianism in which after prayers, you still get tensed to still do more of it...

Way out, you need Jesus, & deep deliverance from these stubborn demons causing extra perverse pleasures....

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Complete trash. This sort of mentality is one of the reasons we are way behind in the committee of nations.

Everything is attributed to demons or witches. When you refuse to work hard in life and end up being a failure we now say it's our ancestral demons and village witches after us.

Ask yourself why we are still the way we are after the massive proliferation of churches and religious houses everywhere

Those things in the picture dancing, are those ladies or transvestites

Some guys have eyes for THINGS SHA

nwabekeyi:
This is not to prick anyone but it has be proven that poverty, backward mentality and religion are connected..

The most prosperous countries of the world are not very religious

There is a strong correlation between income inequality and religiosity:

The greater the income inequality in a country, the more religious are its inhabitants.

If there is a correlation between income inequality and religiosity, is it that
1. Religion makes people less fair, or that
2. Inequality makes people more religious?

The latter appears to be the case—to paraphrase loosely (and admittedly put it from my perspective), it seems that when people are faced with inequalities that they cannot do anything about, because the wealthy elite is too entrenched—regardless of whether this is between minimum wage earners and the elites, or starving peasants versus their dictator and his cronies—they turn to the balm of religion to comfort themselves: since the problem can’t actually be solved, they turn to the notion that, hey, even if we’re screwed in this life, there will be another, and boy do these fat cats (the elites) have it coming

Adolypop:
Guys & Ladies

After I've cheated on my girl friend and she forgive me. For how long should I wait, before I cheat on her again?

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A COMPLETE FAILURE IS VERY EASY TO SPOT.
FROM THE BEGINNING OF THIS STORY I ALREADY FIGURED HOW IT'LL END.

THIS MAN WON'T TAKE ANY ADVICE.. OR LEARN ANY LESSONS FROM THE PREVIOUS & MOST RECENT EVENTS..

SO WE JUST HAND HIM OVER TO THE BEST TEACHER; EXPERIENCE.

True talk bro. Some guys are already lost and not worth throwing a search party for

Jogunomi1:
It seems you have problems with comprehension or you just wish to be daft?

Jogunomi1:
How old are you? Where in the post did you read that? Jobless f00l forming married.

Bro you are the one seeking for advice. Try and be calm and stop been rattled and typing insults if you really need good advice.

This is Nairaland where we have all types of people, so these sorts of answers should be expected if you're not new to the forum.

Lalas247:
Good looking Guy

Morning!

Thanks dear

Lalas247:
Let him marry her Biko ..
See question he asked like really ... he ain’t even ready for relationship if he doesn’t know what to do ..

Erm is that u @dp?

Morning Lalas. Yeah that's me

What's with the reasoning of guys nowadays?

Disaster is staring right at you. And we wonder why people complain after marriages.

Don't marry that girl. Move on and look for someone better. Period.

MistaBabz:
I met this lady recently who came for a training in my place of work we rarely talk sha cause too many vampires are after her, but she eventually gave me her number. I actually want to tell her my mind & I have pure intentions towards her which I'm considering marriage at the moment but my level of introversy is on the high side. If I'm chatting her on WhatsApp it takes time for her to reply even though she's online & if I call her sometimes she doesn't pick.

NB: At 26 years, I've never been in a relationship

What should I do please?

The Bold Face, she's not into you bro. Once a girl delays in replying your whatsapp messages just know you are very low on her priority list and she's probably chatting with her main boyfriend and other side niggas. Evidenced from how she doesn't pick your calls sometimes.

If a girl is really interested in you you will know and these traits she's exhibiting is just not it. Just let it go as I only see heartbreak from this.

You've not even learnt how to ask a girl out yet and you're already thinking of asking her hand in marriage? Don't be too fast bro or else you'll get burnt. Learn the ropes first.

Martin0:
oh oh oh well it all past sha, what matters now is what you have now and who you are now, everybody all have one horrible past/old times to talk about, so it not just only you...

anyway how is ur wife /girlfriends and kids doing?

Not married yet. Plan to tie the knot next year.

Martin0:
how far na

I am good bro. It's like you were talking to the past me bro. I felt that S H I T.

jaksmillioniar:
is it my fault dat if ur bobo want to enjoy ur boobs he hold it wit 2 hand or it fall down on d ground

Martin0:
NOTE TO MEN...!!!

Fellas we often look down on women who have sex with a lot of men. However, as men we are just as wrong & guilty when we have sex with a lot of women. Men get called "players," & women get called "hoes" for making the same decisions. Men know that we are not being players, we are playing ourselves. Because the more women as a man you use & abuse, the more fear you create inside of you. Promiscuous men often fear commitment, because of the guilt that lives in their spirit & conscious based on how they have lied to & mis-treated women.
Their fear is that one day what they've done to women will happen to them, if they allow themselves to fall in love & be committed with a woman regardless of how much they love them.
Which is the fear & suspicion that lives within a insecure & guilty conscious. To be a player you have to be a part of a game. Games have rules as well as winners & losers. So if you are a player. What are the rules to your game, & what are you really winning & losing... When what you gain & lose is the inability to love or trust anyone, including you.

Martin you are making lots of sense these days. Good one

Vick4rill:
virginity issues is usually a nightmares to confirm and semi oloshos in this forum. if you want to see them rant like a headless chicken, just talk about virginity. well, that will not stop people like us from saying the truth. Virginity is never overrated and is still a sign of virtue till today. Any girl who keeps her virginity in this promiscuous time deserve an accolade. it takes obedient and great will to be a virgin. it takes determination to keep ur self at that level. don't even tell me that crap about virginity not been what will make a happy home, or virgins engaging in MouthAction. cus u don't fvcking have a prove.Apart from girls who are raped against their will any girl who is not a virgin is a certified olosho. l rather marry a discipline clean virgin. Than marry over use olosho who will end up giving birth to a child that will look like my neighbour.

From virgin girls having been sacrificed as offerings in the distant past, to educated, well-read men lusting for virgin women, it's quite clear that virginity has always been put in a pedestal and revered. I know a few men who while they have lost theirs, prefer their women to be virgins. Such hypocrisy.

It's supposed to make sex more pleasurable while I imagine that it probably only makes it a bit bloody and highly painful and uncomfortable. The whole hullabaloo about the appeal of virgin women is ridiculous, frankly. I mean, if anything, they must really lack good technique and an understanding of what pleases their partner and themselves, thanks to their sorry lack of experience. Add to that the possible insecurities of a virgin and other emotional factors that weigh in, and the sex is sure to be a complicated mess, devoid of much pleasure.

Virginity is somehow deemed to be pious and a sign of purity. What a load of dung . It is such perception that causes all the backlash really. What's so pious and holy about a person who hasn't had sex? They're as holy as a person who's never driven a car. Does that make car virgins appealing as drivers? Outrageous. Virginity is meaningless. Or worse, it means you don't know much, which is quite a liability in lovemaking.


I prefer an experienced woman. Once, a virgin wanted me to take her virginity, but I didn't want to. I've done it once, and that's enough for me.

I do think one should be specially careful with a virgin, because it can be painful, and pain is not something one wants when making love. Unless you're into that kind of thing. I doubt if virgins usually are. The first time should be tender and careful and slow and loving.

But in general, you need experience to be a good lover. Virgins might be better off being paired with an experienced lover. Although there is something to be said for exploring things with another virgin, if you love each other.

But if you offered me a virgin, I'd turn you down or turn her down .

jaksmillioniar:
I saw a blog by a girl mimzyy I got so mad dat I wish to curse her and tell her bad word am on ban then dat why I didnt talk. I feel ashamed dat girls like to live a useless life and try to lie to us. I read d blog and see d first peson to agreed is makydebbie am not surprise cos shes a girl dat have decide to spoil in rooms a innocent girl dat mean a lot before but now have bad. is a big lie. the moment u begin to sex about u loose or beauty ur body fall and Neva look sweet again only wen u marry u begin to shine. mimzyy if not u are a lier if a girl start to sex about at 14 did u think her body will stand at 28 did u think her boobs wont get strerch mark or pussy wide. most Neva have long hair again. a girl like DAT did u think after abort up to 4 times she will look beautiful again
u girls can Neva decieved us after living a useless life u now lie or body is natural like dat a beg talk another thing. u can Neva compare a new phone or car to second hand DAT u use for 4months so dat tin dat cause or boobs to fall is ur fault. a virgen girl is still de best u hippocrates. guys dont deserve a girl dat her body ugly like Ibadan road and u say name natural

Flawed reasoning bro. What causes breasts to “fall and be saggy sooner” is the atrophying of the ligaments that hold them upright, and that's caused by things like long term bra wearing, because when breasts are held by an underware like a bra, the ligaments holding them are not being used, and thus they die back.

Knowing this, playing with breasts during sex would actually have a remedial effect (positive effect) on this phenomenon, exercising the ligaments, making them stronger, and less saggy. So ladies allow us play with your breasts more.

It's just sound science.

Lifeofpolice1:


There has been so many confusion that Lifeofpolice1 is Airfore.1 or that Lifeofpolice1 is seeking attention like Airforce.1.
So here's the question this night

Which do you prefer between

Lifeofpolice1 And Airforce1

I prefer Lifeofpolice1

CAPSLOCKED:

UDUJ RETURN MY BLACK SOCKS. ENUFF IS ENUFF.

Must you announce to the whole forum that I borrowed your black socks? I thought we were friends

Oya take your socks back

Have a good day bro

highpriestess:

goodmorning dear.

Morning my pretty one . I hope you had a good nights rest?

This cretin really wants me to kick him out of the forum finally

Silly kid

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prechbills1:
UDUJ you're a hungry man.

go 'double your hustle and stop ranting on nairaland.

since my skin is so bad why don't you upload your pic so we can see your ugly wretched face?

mehn. this nigga think he's actually throwing some shots at me.

you're just a hungry broke "slimeball".

retrace your steps,.
I don't give a damn about your existence

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prechbills1:
mehn.. you for leave the fool..

the poor modafvcker felt threatened..

pass on.

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Prechbills1 the broke Aba dude is about to cry again


Henceforth I'll ignore you cause you're just a kid with the brainpower of a mice.

Start by correcting your signature: it's not Walk down the Isle, it's walk down the aisle (in a church since you're referring to getting married soon - which we all know is a lie like your numerous lies ). You're just an illiterate. You say you have a Masters degree, I seriously doubt that.

The so called rich dude looking sickly like someone from South Sudan (your skin looks pale) and you look dull and hungry.

Like someone in this forum called you earlier: Broke Aba boy

You're just a kid looking for attention and I'm so happy everyone has seen you for what you really are. You're seeking for the attention you never got at home on nairaland. Only a kid comes online bragging and lying about what he's not

Stay away from my mentions in future cause the next thing I will do you - will not only make you deactivate your account but you might end up with depression and anxiety.

Broke dude feeling like Rick Ross when he's just Speed Darlington . With the fairly used 2007 model Lexus ES-350 and Nokia torchlight mobile phone. Dude You've been buried. Go hide your head in shame for eternity. Disgrace to men worldwide. You disgust me.

This will be my last interaction with you. Be warned


Prechbills1 the fake ass dude

Why did you take down the picture of your house? Be proud of your home dude

Before I leave, I'll just get some guys over for a good laugh:

Thegeneralqueen
Marvin906
Lefulefu
Donstan18
CAPSLOCKED
IamD18
highpriestess
mistyebby
bammy777
Suzzydane
DonPiiko

You guys should come over for a good laugh from our very own Nairaland Big Boy Prechbills1

This is a continuation of the flogging I gave the kid on Sunday morning from the link below:

https://www.nairaland.com/4452333/whats-nigerian-girls-mentality-including/21#66724850

I am getting ready for work now (unlike the lazy ass mofo). I'll continue the trashing later today

prechbills1:
lmao..

delusional and dreams..

says a broke asshole that's probably living with his parents..

do you have a car? do you know what it takes to fuel a car?

I don't know who you were trying to impress but you just disgraced yourself more.. broke keg

I'll ignore you cause you're just a kid with the brainpower of a mice.

Start by correcting your signature: it's not Walk down the Isle, it's walk down the aisle (in a church since you're referring to getting married soon - which we all know is a lie like your numerous lies ). You're just an illiterate. You say you have a Masters degree, I seriously doubt that.

The so called rich dude looking sickly like someone from South Sudan (your skin looks pale) and you look dull and hungry.

Like someone in this forum called you earlier: Broke Aba boy

You're just a kid looking for attention and I'm so happy everyone has seen you for what you really are. You're seeking for the attention you never got at home on nairaland. Only a kid comes online bragging and lying about what he's not

Stay away from my mentions in future cause the next thing I will do you will not only make you deactivate your account but you might end up going crazy.

Broke dude feeling like Rick Ross when he's just Speed Darlington. With the fairly used 2007 model Lexus ES-350 and Nokia torchlight mobile phone. Dude You've been buried. Go hide your head in shame for eternity. Disgrace to men worldwide. You disgust me.

This will be my last interaction with you. Be warned


Prechbills1 the fake ass dude

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE'S DOING ON THIS PAGE, AS IF HER IMAGE MAKES THE ADVICE CONCRETE.. I DON'T KNOW.

But it kinda helps us guys focus in on the post. You know we are visual beings

Martin0:
yeah she's South African,

Thought as much

Their hips and ukwu are to die for

Goodnight bro

Martin0:
Women: It’s not about having an attitude or overly independent mentality. Supporting your man in his endeavors, encouraging him when things are at the lowest, lifting him up whenever he is down and remaining by his side through it all motivating him to continually be a better man doesn’t make you whipped! It makes you a WOMAN THAT CARES!


#letter to single ladies (12:00am )

Nice one Martin.

That babe in your post is so on point. She doesn't look Nigerian sha

TyTos:
Hello, I am a 23 year old male and this is bothering me seriously as I am Afraid to have sex

Even when I watch porn, it take me less than 2 mins to cum

What can I do to solve this

This is a classic case of Premature Ejaculation

Here’s the solution:

After penetration, go slow. Do not start thrusting in and out rapidly. That may feel great to you, but it will shorten the time you are erect before you climax. Slow down.

Learn to feel the sensation inside that signals you are getting closer to climaxing. Learn that feeling well. Memorize it because you will need to identify it many, many times in your life. Once you learn to detect the earliest sensation, consider it a “warning” that you are nearly ready to climax.

The way to abort your climax is to stop thrusting the instant you feel that sensation. You may need to just stop moving altogether until that sensation passes. Usually (in my experience) that sensation will subside in about five or six seconds - assuming you detect it before it’s too late.

Typically young men will climax in “less than two minutes” until they learn to control their ejaculations as I’ve just described it above. You may feel that you’d like to pull out altogether when this happens, but you shouldn’t need to do that as long as you stop moving ‘down there’.

Once the “pre-ejaculation” feeling subsides, then slowly start thrusting again. Slowly.

After you successfully go through this process a half dozen times, the time interval between thrusting and slowing down should increase to the point where you can last 30 minutes or even an hour without the need to “slow down” every couple of minutes. Eventually, you’ll master this process and it’ll become automatic for you. When that happens, your premature ejaculations will stop and your girlfriend will be asking you for sex rather than avoiding it altogether.

You can do this: Just take your time.

NwaAmaikpe:


Chai,
No wonder electrician these days no dey see work.
These are the people trying to take away food from their mouth.

This won't have happened if he wasn't stingy and called an electrician to fix the fault.
Only you, DJ
Only you, electrician.
"Nwanne, I ga abu ogbenye, buru kwa amosu"?

How will you explain to the angels that you died because you didn't literally mind your business?

This is what happens when the electrician on your street's favourite prayer point is;
"anyone trying to take away my means of livelihood and turn me to a beggar die by fire"