₦airaland Forum

Thegeneralqueen:
Which of them you know I made sure they're being cage for a long period of time

TheUpsetGirl1:
for the records.
I don't work in a buiscuit factory and can never work in one.
I only made that statement that day to justify my thread.

cc uduj

eezeribe:
Maybe she has forgotten...

TheUpsetGirl1:
you must be stupid, you changed your gender from female to male to say trash.
you don't know me in person, how did you know I'm working in a buiscuit factory? please don't get me angry this morning

amar3664:
] am 34 years old and married to a woman who is 29 years old, my wife has divorced her husband before marrying me 1 year ago..she has a 4 years old son from her ex husband..we had been in relation from last 2 years,now i live with my wife,her son and our servant ..servant does all the household work..once in a month i go for offical tour to.other marrying for 2-3 days,i have asked my wife to.come along with me for tour along with her son,but she never goes with me citing reason that her son studies will get hampered,i told her what if u feel alone at house while i am on tour? then she says she will talk to me over phone in night while she feels alone, then i said u need not feel alone,as our servant will also be there in house,so u need not be scared,then she jokingly said that she will hold servant and sleep with him ,if she feels alone,what are chances that she might Bleep him in future..why did she said like that

solasoulmusic:
No I’m just saying the quality of men has reduced so what if one attends weddings and one is single

I’d rather be single than step in a marriage I’ll regret daily but respect for women you won’t be here had your dad taken your stance

I reject it remind me to invite you it’s never about perfection but mutual respect

solasoulmusic:
This is why I can never marry a man from Nairaland you can’t comment without bringing someone down but your probably but 40 and single running around with smallies e dey Pain you say person they go out

Let them attend it’s better than pretending in one

IamD18:
Wow, very very lovely.


While the ugly ones that are forming "I don't reply PMs" are busy jumping from one wedding to another every Saturday dragging malt and rice.

DonPiiko:
Fine but tiring, how your ends boss?

Jamie90:
When everyone was running around, she stood her ground. Her demeanor showed it.

That's why I said it was crazy

DonPiiko:
Really cool story bro

Jamie90:
Yea, we all love to be spoilt by boo, however, there are somethings they do that we consider outrightly ridiculous.

Lemme start by sharing mine.

During my teenage days, I once had this pretty girlfriend whom loved me(to a fault if I may add). We met on 2go and we exchanged numbers, and the rest they say Is history.

After talking for a month or there about, we finally decided to meet at the Christ the king cathedral Aba.
On that day, she got there before me cos of traffic jam. I told her to wait for 5 mins; she did wait, but 5 mins turned 10,15 etc.

When I finally got to ckc, there was pandemonium. I saw her standing few meters away from 2nd gate and I rushed to met her. I apologized to her; i asked her what's going on and she explained to me that armed robbers robbed a shop and started shooting sporadically.

I was shocked. I asked where she hid and she said she didn't move an inch cos she didn't want me to have a hard time finding her.

I was flabbergasted. I asked her what if she got hit by a stray bullet, and she said that she didn't mind, as long as she met with me.


Guys, over to you

Shugavee:
lol thank you!!! How u doing??

Shugavee:
Una don start!!!
Leave women alone !!!
**leaves thread***

Chikita66:
Can a guy be in a relationship without asking for sex?

lefulefu:
gbam gbam gbam!... Better oil dey ur head. Olosho veterans wey we dey tag as Madams ..most of them prefer their singlehood. They still engage in their olosho business once in a while and dem go recruit young young girls into their army. This is why i always say olosho business be like military job. Once a soldier..always a soldier...once a runzgirl...always a runzgirl. Many of them wen dhier ppl don too pressurize dem into marriage or their collegues dey laugh dem...then what dey do is look for one mumu Jeew guy..entice am by faking to be nice and when she don marry d mumu guy dats wen she start showing him pepper. As soon as she don preg and born then get dat Mrs tag,she go divorce d mumu man and carry d child and resume with her olosho business.na so dem be. This is why its important d woman dat u want to get married to try know more about her. Listen to what ppl say around and weigh ur options thoroughly. If she be one chance park ur bag and run for ur life. Gud morning my brother.

lefulefu:
well sometimes though not all ladies are eager to get married. There's a nurse i know. She's well into her forties and she's still slaying. Different men with flashy cars always pick her up. Even Cossy the big breasted slayqueen....is she not up not to forty something? But then she has become the footmat for abuja big boys na. During the Jonathan era i heard how a lot of PDP bigwigs really chopped cossy and her big boobs and she made quite a lot of money from it. It was during the early Buhari days i heard she relocated to lagos cos the APC boys are quite stingy with money. So my bro a number of ladies love that street life. It gingers them up...its like a drug to their system. They love it when men spend on them. Sex to them is like a weapon they unleash on men. It makes them feel they have the control over men with sex.Marriage is a big bore to them. They slay well into their 50s and when their body gives away they recruit young girls into their league.Na so e be.

prince3009:
Stop blabbering and show me proof where South African women raped their husbands' male relatives and where Kenyan women married more than one man. I can relate to the white women divorcing after 2 years or even 2 months which is better than a Nigerian devil claiming she is an angel staying in the marriage for 10 years but distributing her Toto like Minimie Chinchin promo. Show me stats not talking trash!

HeWrites:
A Nigerian man on Twitter identified as Arinze Odira has taken to the micro-blogging platform to narrate how his colleague's fiancée who was making approximately eight hundred and fifty thousand naira monthly in the United Kingdom quit her job to be with her boyfriend in Nigeria plans to relocate back after facing the harsh reality of working in Nigeria.

According to the man who shared the story, the job the lady got in Nigeria pays her twenty seven thousand naira monthly with a one thousand naira deduction anytime she's late to work.

Read the tweets below;
"My colleague's fiancée was making an equivalent of N850K in the UK monthly. But 'because of love', she came back to Nigeria.

The first job she got pays N27k monthly with a N1k deduction anytime she's late to work.

She's on her way back to the UK. They will love from a distance."

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/lady-who-left-her-n850k-job-in-uk-to-be-with-her-bf-in-nigeria-plans-to-relocate-back-see-why.html

marketer100:
dont also forget to write a letter to those ladies that made men afraid of marriage and relationships

AnonyNymous:
And Nairaland is a cross section of Nigeria, so its safe to assume that a sizeable portion of so called Christian Nigerians have so much hatred in their hearts.

I used to be extremely active on this section but I had to leave. I couldn't stand the name calling, the petty insults masked as 'arguments', the intellectual dishonesty, and so on. Of all the people I've encountered here, only ONE has behaved 'Christ-like' in a manner that I was truly able to enjoy discussing with him and understand his point of view, clearly. I'd like to mention his username but I wouldn't do so to protect his privacy as I don't think he's active here anymore either. To be honest, I was losing grip of logic and felt encouraged to meet him in a church someday (maybe I will )

Of course, the Christian Bible (especially the old testament) is so full of violence and savagery that you wouldn't expect much from its followers- but then they claim to magically have all of that washed away by Jesus, who is supposed to be their new role model. And Jesus was a complete pacifist- nearly to the point of stupidity through the eyes of a typical person. But the so called Christians on Nairaland think that by insulting people, sometimes even making unwarranted, crude remarks about their family members, including lies to win arguments or present their position, is supposed to 'win souls' for thus same Christ.

I have met Christian humanists on reddit, YouTube comments, and some other social sites. Atheists who believe in the moral code of Jesus as a person but just don't believe in God. Honestly, if you compare their attitude to these so called "Christians", you'd wonder why these ones get to have an 'eternal bliss' in heaven while those that did everything the Bible said to do (except believe in God, lol) are going to burn in hell for all eternity. These Christians on Nairaland make the whole God thing look less believable.

I've also noticed that most Christian topics seem to be centred on atheism. One of them claimed that that's because their Christian topics get invaded. But that's a big lie. If you notice the trend here, the harmless topics get ignored- but the ones where people can come and 'flex muscles' and prove their mastery of English insults always end up with the highest number of pages. I wonder if it makes their god, or Jesus happy. You know, to condemn others on the internet. LOL.

Why am I ranting? Well on the thread about Theresa May advocating for same sex marriage, I made a simple comment, asking someone for his own definition of natural- since homosexuality is observable in over 1500 other animal species (nature).

I was suddenly hounded by barrages of insults from Christians. I wonder if their god would be proud of them for doing so. If that would win them extra points on their heaven scoresheet.

What particularly made me mad is a long time Nairalander, who KNOWS I'm not an atheist- going to everyone who quoted me with insults and egging them on, while telling them I'm an atheist and a closeted gay guy. I was just baffled at how far these guys are willing to go. It almost seems as if their 'evangelism' on here has nothing to do with the book they claim to believe in but just to massage their ego. To prove that they are

-smart
-capable of winning arguments
-can use logic

But they all FAIL at these three, and horribly so. I'm pretty convinced that they aren't working to 'promote Christ' because they are polar opposites of the character in question.

For anyone who cares to know, I've always been of the strong belief that this physical (3 dimensional) world isn't all there is to existence, and I never ruled out the possibility of some form of a god/God, though I'm pretty convinced it isn't interested in our affairs- unless we ourselves are the gods we seek (pantheism) which makes more sense. Long story. I could talk about that in another thread.


Why else am I ranting? Being a good person gives you the highest statistical probability of a decent afterlife. (See below). Some people need religion to be good people and that's understandable. I just wanted to appeal to Christians on here to have a change of behaviour and see the quality of their discussions improve. Maybe you might even 'win a few souls' here and there. Enough of the hypocrisy.

Of course, insults are welcome.

amar3664:
am 34 years old and married to a woman who is 29 years old, my wife has divorced her husband before marrying me 1 year ago..she has a 4 years old son from her ex husband..we had been in relation from last 2 years,now i live with my wife,her son and our servant ..servant does all the household work..once in a month i go for offical tour to.other cities for 2-3 days,i have asked my wife to.come along with me for tour along with her son,but she never goes with me citing reason that her son studies will get hampered,i told her what if u feel alone at house while i am on tour? then she says she will talk to me over phone in night while she feels alone, then i said u need not feel alone,as our servant will also be there in house,so u need not be scared,then she jokingly said that she will hold servant and sleep with him ,if she feels alone,what are chances that she might Bleep him in future..why did she said like that..

Willexmania:
Recently , two male lions were caught in a shocking photo having gay sex in the forest.

They appeared to be enjoying themselves very much.

The lions can be seen contorting their faces in pleasure as they experience orgasm.

funny enough, the female lion beside them seems displeased because the male lions are depriving her of her rights as a female. she looks confused .

see shocking photos below >>>>



(DISCLAIMER : This post was not created to promote gayism)


cc ; lalasticlala

queenice7:
hi friends... my project have been giving me tough time. the topic is " consumer's perception of branding and packaging on product's sales ( a case study of Aqua Rapha investment Nigeria). now to summarise my statement of problem, it goes thus " some people are of the view that branding and packaging will constitute problems in the society while some don't. moreover, there are many similar products from other producers that give the same satisfaction, so the need to give each and every product its own identity". now after all these, my project supervisor is still asking. what then is the problem, what then is the gap to be filled. sweethearts, I haven't written a project b4 and I don't have money to hire someone to write for me... you guys should please help me o... those of you that have written project b4, plss help

Stellanaija001:
This happened in Lagos Nigeria, a guy proposed to his boyfriend.
Tell us what you think about.

happy200:
If you want a peaceful and moderate life avoid NOLLYWOOD and PENTICOSTAL CHURCHES. I 've seen that this life is simple, economy is going, people plant, harvest and survive. Like everything is going fine. But i'm yet to understand what PENTICOSTAL CHURCHES and NOLLYWOOD are contributing if not teaching us fake life styles that are not realistic and sustainable.

DeadRat:



Why Do You Wish To Do So?



Are You Afraid That Nemesis will Catch Up With You?



Dont Be Afraid, it Will Surely Catch Up With You

kmaxx:
...even if he does that, how about qoutes made by other members on his thread? How can he delete such?

lefulefu:
hahaha @ koboni. If to say na naija..dem slayqueen for don use everything for their arsenal against the guy.dem for don use decimal 10:10/koboni, dead lizard wearing cowries or even pour black powder for the road d guy dey waka. Our slayqueens no dey dull where rich generous guys are concerned.

Xcoo:
How can I delete my posts on nairaland