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greiboy:
Bro, just like you stated already, I am a very curious dude. I was surprised at the way she described certain information in great details, so I had to satisfy my curiosity.

I am not a hypocrite or a pretender that will say something and do another thing entirely.

I checked it and I said I checked it, Anyone that is not satisfied with my decision should go and hug a transformer

Good you cleared that out. I guess you were being real.

Authenticity involves a sincere effort to go inside ourselves and uncover what we’re actually experiencing, and then communicate that. True authenticity requires that we pause and check in with ourselves before responding, rather than sloppily venting emotions in a reactive way.

Your action was you being real, my pronouncement was me being authentic.

I just hugged the transformer by the way, nothing happened Guess PHCN has cut off the power source

RoyalBlak007:
Has someone ever told you that you used a wrong word? Well, you're not alone. Many people confuse terms without even knowing it. You might think that it's usually the English language learners who get the names of concepts or objects all mixed up, but it's not unusual for native speakers to get tangled up in misconceptions too.


https://www.boredpanda.com/commonly-misused-words-pairs-different-meaning/



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These are the types of educative threads that should grace the front page.

lefulefu:
greiboy is naturally a curious dude.investigating things upandan

I was surprised he did. He should understand those are words of a girl. They say a lot of shit when agitated. Moreover Donstan18 is my man, so there is no way in hell I will even bother checking to verify that trash talk

greatagain17:
The Kremlin do more of talking than action unlike my mentor, Donald J. trump . This is the 2nd time tomahawk missiles will be fired at Syria yet no significant military response from Syria greatest ally, Russia. Don't think Russia want any War atm... Cold War didn't end in Russia's favour.

Let's hope you're right on this, because if things escalate further I doubt Nigeria will escape the disastrous ripple effects

Kobicove:
She was chatting with someone more important when you saw her online...

Yes, you have been friendzoned!

Live with it

At op, the poster above said it all. Next time don't send girls love songs and be an alpha from day one.

smh

These are the sorts of expired mushrooms that have been ruling us since independence. Sad, sad

It's really getting scary.

Latest developments indicate a Pro-Assad official says targeted bases were evacuated on Russian warning

Russia issues ominous warning of 'consequences' for US-led strike on Syria. And we all know Russia doesn't joke around

Fears already indicate the conflict could escalate.

CAPSLOCKED:

"WHY"

My bro

Just living in the moment bro, just living in the moment

lefulefu:
nairaland feminism is different from the normal feminism we all know.. Thought u knew that.

Nairaland Feminism, also called DATA FEMINISM, because once their internet data subscription finishes normalcy returns

prechbills1:
remember I'm a married man.
accord some respect.

even if I'm overpriviledged at least I'm privileged to be able to afford whatever luxury I desire... my fiancee will also make the right moves too

No wahala bro. Nothing do you

prechbills1:
UDU

Shut up isn't an insult

Africans and their backwards mentality.

words like bitch, dog and shut up are normal words in America... smh..

Noted. I'll add that to my grammar lexicon

ImaIma1:
Hey!! Calm down!! You don't need to shut me up because you do not agree with me.

The difference between a child and an adult is being able to communicate without hurling insults.

Don't worry God will provide for you so that you can provide for your family without waiting for your wife's money.

Very mature response. This is how you know adults.

Not these jobless silly overpriviledged kids spewing rubbish all over Nairaland

kinghopex:
A FEMALE FRND OF MINE IS ASKING FOR AN ADVICE..... DAT SINCE SHE STARTED DATING, SHE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE ONE TO TELL THE GUY THAT IT OVER AND IT KINDA AFFECTING HER. DAT SHE DON'T DO IT INTENTIONALLY BUT DO IT JUST TO AVIOD THE GUY! BUT SHE TOT IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN BUT IT STILL HAPPENING...
MOVEOVER DAT SHE HAVE BEEN AVIODING HER BOYFRND WITHOUT ANY REASON..
AND SHE KNOW HER BOYFRND HIS ANGRY WITH HER BUT SHE DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN OR TELL HIM THAT SHE SORRY...
SHE SAY IT ALWAYS HAPPENING TO HER AND SHE FEEL LIKE SHE HURTING PEOPLE DAT CARE ABOUT HER... DAT SHE URGENTLY NEED YOUR ADVICE PLS.....

Guy you for just use pidgin english talk nah

Which kind English be this

Mira200:
Dear nairalanders, plz help and advice me, am in a state of dilemma and very very confused, I don't want to hurt the feelings of my husband to be...my boyfriend proposed to me and we are getting married by June this year, we agreed that I will get pregnant for him, and am now pregnant ,but I don't know who is the father, a week after he proposed to me, I met my ex and mistakenly slept with him unprotected and a similar thing still took place between me and my old friend when we met around that time. Am confuse now, I don't knw btwn my boyfriend, ex and my old friend who is the father of my unborn child. Plz hlp, I love my boyfriend, I don't want to loose him because he might find out.


Please no insult, just advice me what to do,plz

Mistakenly had sex. Mistakenly

How does that word sound to you You think we are kids here?

Only you mistakenly fvcked 2 guys when you have an innocent dude making preparations to wife you. I fvcking hate you

Mistakenly

The lady has said the truth. Our universities keep rolling out half baked graduates everyday. Graduates that can't compose a sentence correctly

Hapigirlxoxo:
I will advice him to be using two two condoms now. Lol

Congrat though. Waiting for champaign oo

lmao two condoms. Nice one

Michael781:
well guys,I want to appreciate everybody that took out time to criticize,advise me on truthful on the matter,I really appreciate you all,contrary to what I said on the previous thread,I actually went for the tests today,and I came out Negative, I was certified OK and healthy, I will attach the test result as soon as I'm through with the my epistle; I went to Ekpan General Hospital, mehn the people no get joy at all,nusrses,doctors, all of them just dy vex,they no send,they are not customer friendly and a bit rude,most of the doctors there operate their own private clinics,so they no care ,well around 12pm I went there,meet with a doctor,the man bill me 4k,after everything I went to the lab,the woman there too also rude took my a sample of my urine and blood,and I was told to wait for my results, when results came out, we all queue to collet ours!!....


P.S:I have learnt my lesson,I just dy suffer from anxiety all this while, I feel free....I go try carry my gf or I mean ex-gf to go do her tests!!..










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Congrats bro. I am so happy for you. Please use proper protection from now on. Chop knuckle for your result

The premise is just plain silly

CAPSLOCKED:

THIS IS HOW TO IDENTIFY THE CHILDREN ON THIS FORUM.

I tell you bro. So annoying

donstan18:
Lol, other aspects indeed.

What aspect could a Nigerian woman be defining as 'Less of a man' if not money?

What?

D I C K S I Z E

betiyana:
sometimes i ask and wonder if monogamy is a myth? if no then why do men cheat? why are men not faithful? what does infidelity really mean? is there really a soulmate?

Your topic should be: Why do people cheat? Cause both sexes cheat.

You will get better answers if it's worded that way.

I won’t lie to you there are guys who will drop you if they know you have a high number.

Typically, women should not tell. And hopefully they are not so notorious that their men assume a high number.

I don't think the number of guys a woman sleeps with makes her any less valuable either. Guys who worry about "body counts" generally fear comparison, often for good reason. I have never asked my girlfriend how many guys she has slept with because I really don't care.

Society has this huge preference for Virgins when it comes to marriage but we need to ask this question: Are virgins less likely to cheat on their husbands than women who weren't?

I doubt this very much

Women who are sexually experienced before marriage are much more likely to choose a husband they are sexually compatible with, and therefore have one less reason to cheat. They KNOW what it’s like to have sex just because it’s fun, to succumb to pure lust, and they have freely chosen to be married.

Women who were virgins before marriage, especially if they are otherwise dissatisfied, might start wondering what they missed out on when they were young, and decide that it is not too late to start finding out.

That’s my theory, anyway.

Just some nuggets of wisdom I have gained since going under the tutelage of Sir Lefulefu

DeadRat:



What Did I Read?


So You Are Telling Me To fork My Wife While She Is Cookin soup...


See My Sex Drive Is Enough To Bake Bread




Do I Fork Her While She Is Stirring the Soup or We Both Just Leave The Damn Soup To Burn on The Fire?...


I Understand That When We Are Having Sex We Dont have Sense Again until We Cum... Please Try And Fork With Sense, I Know Its Not Easy But Try...



I Dont Want Dogs To Look At Us and Be Like "Them Even Fork Pass Us Sef... After Them Go Call Us Dog"



We Are Not Higher Animals For Nothing...

Fernandowski:
Being tall rocks jare



Hardly goes anywhere without being spotted

True talk bro We all are chic magnets

highpriestess:
lool,my cute dog.

goodmorning to you dear.
Trust you slept well?

I did, a very refreshing sleep

Now back in the office again

lascodii:
1. Around a hot tall guy, THEY get to wear heels with reckless abandon without worrying that they will tower over him!

2. They love how you are able to pick them up and throw on a bed
3. When they are near a hot tall guy, they feel safe, like nothing can happening to them because other people are intimidated by tall people.

4. They feel safe when they hug you, and their height matches yours in such a way that their ear hits your heart and they can hear your heart beat

5. When you hug them from behind you can rest your chin on their head and grab them, causing them to melt a little bit inside.

7. Hot guys who are tall and big can reach stuff off the top shelf for them, and when you do they can stare at you and watch as your muscles flex.

8. Girls love how tall hot guys are sexy when sitting down because they are so tall that they have to slouch

9. Tall guys look great in clothes because clothes are made with tall people in mind.

10. It is said that tall guys have healthy genes.

11. They love us tall as the act of looking at a tall dude is an act of seduction because they have to look up at us and just gosh at the adonis .

12. Shorter ladies fit together with tall guys in awesome ways.

13. When we are this tall girls feel holding our hand is awkward so they hold our biceps instead, which is just good

14. When you guys go out you are easier to spot from a crowd and they love to use this to show off to their friends

15. They know they will always be seen as cute and cuddly to a tall dude.

16. They love our long legs…

17. When it’s raining the shade we create for them with our umbrellas leave them perfectly dry!


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Carry Go bro

highpriestess:
no dog?

My pretty queen good morning

The tail wagger just woke up

CAPSLOCKED:

WHERE'S OUR DOG, STILL SLEEPING?

Morning bro Not on my PC yet. Had to post that with my phone

derachokolate:
Hello you all, a friend is pregnant and want to get rid of it, she cant keep the pregnant due reasons beyond considerations . She needs help on kind of medication to take without going to the clinic or hospital. She needs the help of nairaland users as soon as possible. Thanks

I know you are the one who got her pregnant, forget all this a friend is pregnant bullcrap

You wrote: She needs help on kind of medication to take without going to the clinic or hospital.

My answer: Try that shit and she dies. You go to jail

You guys are still young. Go see a trained medical personnel in a clinic (not pharmacy) and let them advice the two of you since you don't want your parents to know about it.

Any guy who has ever had thoughts of being a female has gay tendencies.