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Celebrities › Re: Meet The Lost Twins. Ebuka Of BBN And Fallyipupa Of Congolese Artists by ukaface(f): 7:18am On Aug 10, 2021
Where's the resemblancehuh

Shey if you see Ebuka outside now, you'll call him fallypupahuh?
Events › Re: Bride Refuses To Smile As Husband Sprays Her Naira Notes At Their Wedding by ukaface(f): 1:55pm On Aug 08, 2021
All of Una can stupidly jump into conclusion.

Anyways, I read that it's a tradition in ijaw. The bride doesn't smile until she's satisfied with the money her husband sprays on her.
Health › Re: Share Your Hospital Bill Experience by ukaface(f): 8:03am On Aug 07, 2021
Smh...... Nigerians shaaaa
Business › Re: Prince Omoha Bags African Young Entrepreneur & Humanitarian Personality Award by ukaface(f): 9:33am On Jul 30, 2021
This bros is 25?

Be like I don turn grandma and I no know o
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Maria And Pere Are The Wildcards, Fake Housemates by ukaface(f): 8:29am On Jul 30, 2021
Abeg, Wetin they mean by wild card?
Events › Re: Youthful Woman Celebrates Her 80th Birthday (Photos) by ukaface(f): 2:41pm On Jul 29, 2021
Trustedpronet:
Edo can lie for Africa. I have seen some of my Edo friends shamelessly lieing about their age.
And all other tribes are saints.

Shift
Events › Re: Youthful Woman Celebrates Her 80th Birthday (Photos) by ukaface(f): 2:39pm On Jul 29, 2021
APOSTLECHUMA:
God please open her eyes to see why she came into this world and turn quickly unto you in righteousness before You call her up to stand before you in judgement. At 80 she hasn't realised why she came into this earth and it's risky and can make her end up in Satan's hell.
Mr judgement. How you take know say she never realised her purpose?
Events › Re: Youthful Woman Celebrates Her 80th Birthday (Photos) by ukaface(f): 2:31pm On Jul 29, 2021
nob0dy:
Mama the mama, her breast firm pass bbnaija Angel's own.
must you body shame just cos you want to make a point?
Celebrities › Re: Clarion Chukwurah Goes Topless For Her 57th Birthday Photoshoot (Photos) by ukaface(f): 3:58pm On Jul 24, 2021
What is this one againhuh
Family › Re: Woman Names Her Son 'Vagina' (Photo) by ukaface(f): 3:44pm On Jul 21, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
Biittch incase you forgot, you are in my thread! Get the fvvck out!
see frustrated person oooo
No go kill your self o, no be me do you

Bragging rights ontop thread..... grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: Woman Names Her Son 'Vagina' (Photo) by ukaface(f): 3:39pm On Jul 21, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
Read what you just typed, are you making real sensehuh You really just had to support the woman right? Get out pls!
ABI you ment ni?
You can't identify jokes in what I typed?
Or my first sentence seems like I support her?

Please carry your over seriousness outta my mention.
Family › Re: Woman Names Her Son 'Vagina' (Photo) by ukaface(f): 10:50am On Jul 21, 2021
What was she thinking.

Maybe she couldn't believe her v.agina would birth a cutie like that. So to honour her v.agina, she come name the omolomo va.gina.
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Flaunts His Incredibly Fit Physique Ahead Of Oleksandr Usyk Fight by ukaface(f): 10:47am On Jul 21, 2021
What do ladies find enticing in muscles and abs??

Maybe I'm missing something
Education › Re: Boarding School Vs Day School: Which Is Better? by ukaface(f): 10:46am On Jul 21, 2021
I will want to choose boarding school because I feel it comes with a sense of independence for the child. The child will learn to live on his / her own . Such independence would later be useful when they are older.

But relating behaviours of boarders, Omo! Day school is better.
Let me be seeing my child everyday, and groom him / her as I dey see am.
Celebrities › Re: Runtown And His Supermodel Girlfriend, Adut Akech Breaks Up by ukaface(f): 2:59pm On Jul 20, 2021
LuQuLuQu:
Run is tired of darkness. He needs the light of God
who created darkness?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija Season 6 Starts July 24 by ukaface(f): 2:10pm On Jul 19, 2021
Achico:
You mean sins starts 24th July?
so Nigeria has being all free of sins since ABI? ABI na you dey sinless?
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija Season 6 Starts July 24 by ukaface(f): 2:06pm On Jul 19, 2021
Yaaaaay
Oya na
Another avenue to assess and castigate other people .
Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For July 18 2021 In Nigeria by ukaface(f):
Hmmmmm
Romance › Re: How And When Did You Realize That Your Girlfriend Loved You For Real? by ukaface(f): 2:21pm On Jul 17, 2021
Sorry to say

But she no wise
Celebrities › Re: Who Exactly Is Obi Cubana? A Look Into The Business Empire Of Obi Cubana by ukaface(f): 9:41am On Jul 17, 2021
I'm guessing he is from low class status whilst growing up.
Fast question: How did he get to own a hotel in ABUJA , as a first business? Na fresh graduate him go be that time o, so how did he get his capital.? And I know that hotel won't be a low grade kind of hotel .

Igbo men love money and they can go to any length to make that money.
Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Mother's Burial Vs Mike Adenuga Mother's Burial by ukaface(f):
Senseless people everywhere
So burial should now be a competition?
Which kine yeye comparison be this? ' Mike Adenuga bury him mama well pass obi cubana' is this not stupidity and ment at the same timehuh
Stupid African mindset.
Always ready to show off their possessions ontop senseless things.
Celebrities › Re: Davido & Phyno At Obi Cubana's Mother's Burial In Oba, Anambra (Pics & Video) by ukaface(f): 9:18am On Jul 17, 2021
BKayy:
Cubana's Mother not "mom"
Add some respect to the woman. Do you think it is easy to birth someone like Obi Cubana?
You think she is like all these local feminists that worth nothing but to drag fathers day with men that doesn't even know that the day is fathers day?
Take time oh
dey fight another man course
Which category your mama fall into?
Travel › Re: Boat With 5 Passengers Capsizes In Lagos by ukaface(f): 8:34pm On Jul 16, 2021
SchoolGate:
Patrick Enyum shut your fucking mouth there
who be Patrick Enyum??
ABI you want to start another rumor
Travel › Re: Boat With 5 Passengers Capsizes In Lagos by ukaface(f): 8:14pm On Jul 16, 2021
SchoolGate:
Rest in peace to the dead wink
rumor carrier
Celebrities › Re: D'banj And His Wife, Lineo Celebrate 5th Wedding Anniversary (photos) by ukaface(f): 8:10pm On Jul 16, 2021
ERockson:
Devil nearly pushed Dbanj to marry Genevif
why devil?
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Before And After Surgery Pictures (Then Vs Now) by ukaface(f): 8:09pm On Jul 16, 2021
Renforce:
Now ladies with such body structure would start going into depression & thinking the very worse of themselves undecided

These yeyebrities are just too vain, shortsighted and wickedly brainless
will you go for a lady that has her before body? Be truthful
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Before And After Surgery Pictures (Then Vs Now) by ukaface(f): 8:07pm On Jul 16, 2021
pacespot:
I blame the men, how can people have sex with fake booty and enjoy it self. If you don't know, that is a different thing, but you are already aware that you romancing a silicon enhanced body, how do you feel about it?
naija guys will appreciate that silicon ass to a flat ass. Quote me.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Before And After Surgery Pictures (Then Vs Now) by ukaface(f): 8:05pm On Jul 16, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....

See that her first picture sha

Surgery really help most naija girls
which one be most?
What's the percentage of naija girls that has gone the knife?
Celebrities › Re: "I Never Wanted A Girl Child"- Bovi Reveals As He Rocks Matching Outfit With Her by ukaface(f): 9:02am On Jul 16, 2021
Abragidi:
This his daughter is more funnier than Him.... grin grin grin....
more funnier.
Make I face front fess
Romance › Re: I Am Currently Punishing One Lagos Biittch Who Thought I Was Interested In Her!! by ukaface(f): 9:00am On Jul 16, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
When i was ready to continue moving i first of all brought out the purse from my back pocket and at that moment, those stupid ladies that were laughing immediately shut up and just went mouth agape. I went to a nearby gutter that was still rushing as a result of the rain, one by one i emptied the purse, from her little make up kits, to some paper notes, and then to her little cash(i think it was 3k or a little more) all into the gutter and watched as they all gushed away with the rain water.
That was the point where those ladies that were laughing started insulting me and calling me wicked grin grin

I just went to some niggars who were enjoying the show, gave each of them N500(3 of them) with my phone number and told them to pls call me when that lady comes back looking for her purse. I gave them the empty purse to return back to her and also told them to tell her what i did!

They all called this morning around 8:00 am and i could actually hear the idiot crying in the background grin

TRP IS GOLDEN!!
omooo ye
This is hilarious, but shaaaaa.....you wicked oooo
Celebrities › Re: Uche Jombo Looking Heavy In New Pictures by ukaface(f): 7:04pm On Jul 13, 2021
Mokason288:
Amebo who ask you?
ignoramus

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