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RomanceRe: Did Your Ex Finally Come Back? Kindly Share Your Experience. by ukaface(f): 2:17pm On Jul 06, 2021
BigDick70inch:
She quit the relationship and went to be with another guy immediately I left for school.........

called me....... years later and narrated how the guy disflowered her,promised her marriage.....but he never did..........

I told her.......its okay,things happen and we could still be friends.......

But........since she wasn't ready for that and really desperate to be back with me........

This year........makes it the 5th year i have been fucking her with no plans to wife.........even tho she thought she had found a fiancé already...........

Honestly.......am just practising my karmasultra skilla on her........when she's tired she will leave!!!
cold
RomanceRe: I Left My Girlfriend Because Her Vag!na Was Too Wide by ukaface(f): 7:03pm On Jul 03, 2021
CSTRR:
Why do you think men hustle?

Just to have unfettered access to the P.
Omo
That's a pathetic reason o
EducationRe: Do We Live Inside Earth Or On Earth by ukaface(f): 4:35pm On Jul 03, 2021
It is under earth
RomanceRe: I Left My Girlfriend Because Her Vag!na Was Too Wide by ukaface(f): 4:35pm On Jul 03, 2021
Person just open topic to talk about pussy

Chaiiiiiiiiiiii
This is the end
RomanceRe: If Relationship Tastes Like A Drink, What Does Urs Taste Like? by ukaface(f): 3:02pm On Jul 02, 2021
I don't even have the drink in the first place
Christianity EtcRe: My Confusion About God And The Scriptures. by ukaface(f): 2:33pm On Jul 01, 2021
There's nothing like death of the spirit
Nothing like hell or heaven
We keep getting rebirthed
Spirit no dey die.we also have a soul,soul dey diehuh No
Shey na spirit go enter hell? To feel the heat of the ' fire'?

Heaven, hell is just created by whoever made a spread of gospel to frighten us,to be moral. still it's not working, immorality still abounds.

I see lots of confusion in the Bible and personality of God. If you try to ask, the Christian fanatics will shut you up ' don't question God' he fvcking created me right? Like I was on my own, and he decided to create me, so why I no go ask question if I have an unclear view?

I rather be a moralist, a freethinker than being a ' Christian'
CelebritiesRe: Obama DMW's Death: Peruzzi Is Done With Cigarettes & Alcohol by ukaface(f): 9:51am On Jul 01, 2021
Something must kill a man......
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Reacts As Toyota Snubs Nigeria, Opens Assembly Plant In Ghana by ukaface(f): 7:25am On Jul 01, 2021
Nigeria Na country?
Who Sabi Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: If You Become The President Of Nigeria For One Day, What Will You Do? Interview! by ukaface(f): 7:24am On Jul 01, 2021
I will kill all those agbaya politicians, then split Nigeria[b][/b] grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Interpretes For The Deaf And Dumb With Hand Signs Inside An Airplane. by ukaface(f): 8:28pm On Jun 29, 2021
illicit:
Nice move

Most of his fans are dumb anyway
hiaaaaaa
Nawa o
RomanceRe: How I discipline My Wife For Disrespecting Me by ukaface(f): 8:24pm On Jun 29, 2021
This story is hilarious

Hol up
You actually did all that?
How old are you again?
No...no...judge yourself,shey Wetin you do make sense?
Childish behaviour

She slept out in the cold, and you're fine with it,you come dey ask about nonsense discipline. Mtcheeeew.....Ko Shi danu jare
PhonesRe: Let's See Your Phone Home-screen (screenshot) by ukaface(f): 2:37pm On Jun 29, 2021
I snapped , edited and finally used it as my home screen picture. I really love how it turned out.

FamilyRe: Nigerian Couple Welcome Twins After 16 Years Of Waiting (Photos) by ukaface(f): 10:17am On Jun 29, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:
. Congratulations o.... But these twin didn't look alike sef
iti

Na all twins dey look alike?
What's fraternal twins?
RomanceRe: Guys Get Severe Consequences For Cheating On Women These Days!!! by ukaface(f): 4:15pm On Jun 24, 2021
BadRadio:
I am seeing one now... live !!!

and the headlines are saying, "Lady cuts off boyfriends manhood for cheating" and the images are graphic.

The other day a guy was stabbed in his sleep for cheating... he was killed by his girlfriend.

The other time a guy was poisoned by his Ex, a day to his wedding.

Does it mean the women we have now in the society are vicious and cold blooded?

I think its risky dating these days. The ladies are not smiling.


BE CAREFUL GUYS, WAKE UP & WISE UP !!!
why not advice the guys not to cheat too

You're been bias
RomanceRe: Pre-Wedding Pictures Of A Nigerian Groom And His Korean Bride by ukaface(f): 12:07pm On Jun 23, 2021
lilvicky68:
Her chest flat she no need to tie anything there self..
of all things that is your problem, na her chest? The guy complain give you? ABI him say make you no marry person wey carry for chesthuh
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija Reunion: He Didn't Last Up To 5 Seconds In Bed, Ka3na Acknowledges She S by ukaface(f): 10:40pm On Jun 22, 2021
Then she went to shill


What accent ka3na dey speak set?
RomanceRe: My Fiance Is Pregnant After Our First Ever Sex. by ukaface(f): 10:33pm On Jun 22, 2021
Pierocash:
I met her a virgin,promised to marry her. We had sex for the first time,in a week she got pregnant.

Yours is on the 9th,that is enough time for pregnancy to manifest. Mine was just less than 7 days.

It doesn't take time to get pregnant,it happens within a second. If I wasn't the one that tore the nylon,I would have doubted her too .

But unfortunately,I still didn't marry her,only took care of my boy till date. Bless God ,he is almost 9yrs,doing well in school
make I do amebo small, no vex

But why you no marry her?
CelebritiesRe: Be Calming Down' - Ex-beauty Queen, Ronke Tells Mercy Eke As She Shows Off Butt by ukaface(f): 10:28pm On Jun 22, 2021
Be like the n.yash get horns
RomanceRe: See What I Caught Her Doing : She's A Witch by ukaface(f): 10:27pm On Jun 22, 2021
Don't be selfish, uncle Nonso

Just tell her to pray for Nigeria as a whole, and all wicked and evil politicians to die.
Music/RadioRe: Vee To Release Debut EP 'Young And Reckless' by ukaface(f): 7:38pm On Jun 22, 2021
Veeeeeee

She I love.
CrimeRe: Edo: 13-Year-Old Boy Kills His Father On Father's Day While He Was Asleep by ukaface(f): 8:33am On Jun 22, 2021
Omo mehhhhhn.
Edo people blood too dey hot, whether na young or old.
RomanceRe: Dirtiest Or Nastiest Thing You've Caught A Girl Do. by ukaface(f): 8:31am On Jun 22, 2021
fabiano09:
ToTo dey hungry us
it's quite obvious.
RomanceRe: Kayamata Has Destroyed My Penis by ukaface(f): 7:46am On Jun 22, 2021
Sebastine1994:
come on, you are no longer a baby. don't you know what I mean. can I call you?
I don't know what you mean bruv.
RomanceRe: Dirtiest Or Nastiest Thing You've Caught A Girl Do. by ukaface(f): 7:43am On Jun 22, 2021
Omo the attacks ontop just being a female no be small thing o.

Nawa o.
Most topics created on nl,has a greater statistics towards female.

Wetin we do this prick gender?? Hiaaaaa
EducationRe: President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Just Became A Chancellor In My School by ukaface(f): 7:38am On Jun 22, 2021
Sohuh

Why are you happy about it?
Just asking
RomanceRe: Kayamata Has Destroyed My Penis by ukaface(f): 7:36am On Jun 22, 2021
Sebastine1994:
and here I thought you were a nurse.

how far with all those your nursing stuff.

nurse no dey quick see husband. just in case you need a great husband, I am available. I will never fall your hand.

I was at your hospital,
yeah, I am a nurse. And how does your situation require a nursing care?

Which hospital is that?

By the way your conclusion of nurses not getting married early...I just dey laugh you, you know nada.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: Social Media Won’t Transform Lives, Join Politics by ukaface(f): 11:24pm On Jun 21, 2021
Yinmu
HealthRe: ... by ukaface(f): 11:22pm On Jun 21, 2021
You gan be fine
RomanceRe: If Your Girlfriend Can't Prepare This - Change Her!! by ukaface(f): 11:19pm On Jun 21, 2021
Is that really egusi soup?

It's looking weird
RomanceRe: Kayamata Has Destroyed My Penis by ukaface(f): 11:17pm On Jun 21, 2021
Bruv
I refuse to make the situation of your penis my headache

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