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RomanceRe: She Won't Date Me Until I Tell Her My Body Count! by ukaface(f): 8:35pm On Sep 24, 2021
Davash222:
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A girl with over 300 body count wants a guy with body count less than 5 undecided


What do we call this nowhuh
did the op state she has over 300 body count?
Foreign AffairsRe: La Palma: 'World’s Luckiest House’ Miraculously Stands Alone (Pictures, Video) by ukaface(f): 8:32pm On Sep 24, 2021
xpressionx:
What a miraculous God
lol
Miraculous because a single house was saved?
How about the other houses that got destroyed? Couldn't his miracle extend to the other houses?
Heck! He could be miraculous to prevent the disaster from happening at all.
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: The Smile On Saga's Face As He Finally Reunites With His Woman, Nini by ukaface(f): 5:52pm On Sep 23, 2021
Now I can boldly call him a simp.
The guy annoys the shit outta me.
RomanceRe: You Are Your Opposite Gender For A Week, What Are The Things You Will Try Out? by ukaface(f): 5:49pm On Sep 23, 2021
I don't think I want to experience anything being a male.
What is exciting ?
Having a dick? Or Fvqing a girl? Or sagging?
Or na the hustle wey dem no want person hear word? ( I'm mfvking hustling,so I don't see the difference)
What else is there to experience?
CelebritiesRe: Ehi Ogbebor Driver Dies: 'Hospital Knew You Wouldn’t Make It, Made Us Spend 10M' by ukaface(f): 10:33am On Sep 18, 2021
Ahmed0336:
Honestly...

Money is their goal instead of saving lives.
Abegi
So if they are to carry out procedures, or surgeries on a patient they should rather do it free? Because they don't have staffs that are depending on them ABI?
The thing is if you don't know where it pinches, reserve your comment.
Hospitals are evil? Do you know how much it costs to run and own a hospital, you think medication purchase na beans? Or maintaining hospital facilities na pure water.

Make Una try to dey think this thing too.
Yes owning a hospital is a business, same way that it is out to help save lives.
PetsRe: Newborn Twin Pandas Cuddle Up To Their Mother In Adorable Snaps ( Pictures) by ukaface(f): 10:31pm On Sep 16, 2021
How can I have them as pets?
They look soooo cute damn!
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy And Her Dog In Tongue-To-Tongue Kissing (Pictures, Video) by ukaface(f): 11:14am On Sep 16, 2021
If she get disease, she get money to cure herself so that's her business.
She should even allow the dog to pour spit inside her mouth
EducationRe: 9 Animals Who Have More In Common With Humans Than You Think ! by ukaface(f): 7:49am On Sep 15, 2021
They're all apes.
I wasn't expecting reptiles undecided
EducationRe: ... by ukaface(f): 7:48am On Sep 15, 2021
Freestainworld:
This your picture sef, I no no you and Buhari who well pas grin
because he is slim doesn't mean he is unwell
Stop body shaming..tueeeh
CareerRe: Why Women Should Get Into Male Dominated Jobs by ukaface(f): 7:46am On Sep 15, 2021
This one na IELTS essay question.
HealthRe: COVID-19: Should I Get Vaccinated? by ukaface(f): 3:07pm On Sep 14, 2021
Elliot2:
What do you think about the one world govt? Do you think we are not already in a one world govt? What is your UN for?
lmaooooooo lmaooooooooo. I can't laugh enough. Your twist is out of this world.
UN is world government? Woooooow
Okay when did the rapture happen? So you missed heaven?
HealthRe: COVID-19: Should I Get Vaccinated? by ukaface(f): 1:41pm On Sep 14, 2021
Elliot2:
Don't take it! Look, a lot is happening in this world. It is not as ordinary as most think. Even though I am a very sinful person, I still have a small gift of dream. I actually dreamt of the end time some four years ago. I felt the urgency that it was close. And again, earlier this year I had another end time dream where it was shown that this vaccine is the devil's mark. Look, the Bible said that this world would end in like manner as was Noah's time. Which would mean that the devil will want to change humans DNA as he did with the people during Noah's time by sleeping with humans with his fallen angels which resulted in the birth of the nephilims. Devil is trying to mix his DNA with humans through this nRMA vaccines. The end of the world is very close, and if we should follow the timelines, remember Israel got her independence in 1948, and today she is 73yrs. And the Bible said that the generation of those that would see Israel as a nation will not pass before Jesus comes back. And Biblically, a generation is 70-80. And now that Israel is 73yrs, the grace period was likely the 3yrs we have already spent, and this remaining 7yrs years may likely be the time for the Antichrist and the beast.
Pharmakia-according to the Bible would decieve the whole world, and truly, you can see them deceiving the world with the vaccine.
chaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiii oooooooooo
What about the world having one government before rapture?
Or you didn't read that one?
One government,then rapture,then antichrist.

Your twist of analysis no be here ooo.
So you think the mark of the beast will happen before rapturehuh
Abegi...go and read your Bible again.

Like this now, you think for not taking the vaccine, you're already going to heaven? Be deceiving yourself oooo
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by ukaface(f): 11:10pm On Sep 13, 2021
Abeg make Una no do like this na
Vote my Saskay pleaseeeeeeeeee cry cry cry cry cry cry
TV/MoviesRe: Jaypaul Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother House by ukaface(f): 8:28pm On Sep 12, 2021
CSTRR:
It's not about being fair.

Angel is dark, but she is multiple times prettier than her.
Forget say she too spoil. She is very fine.

It's not in the color but in the facial construction.
that's your view.
Mine is Saskay. Top notch beauty.she doesn't need to go the extra mile to be beautiful. She's a natural.
TV/MoviesRe: Jaypaul Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother House by ukaface(f): 8:02pm On Sep 12, 2021
CSTRR:
Beauty is in the eye of the beer Holder.

Your beer must be very strong.

Where my Maria, Nini, Jackie B, Liquorose dey?
because they are fairhuh
Dude, you're depicting colourism.
Set awon ethnocentric ATI racist
TV/MoviesRe: Jaypaul Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother House by ukaface(f): 7:54pm On Sep 12, 2021
CSTRR:
I fine pass am, I swear.

No try me o.
Abegi go sit down
I can see you worked really hard to give yourself that kind of face.

The finest in that house is saskay....hug transformer
TV/MoviesRe: Jaypaul Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother House by ukaface(f): 7:51pm On Sep 12, 2021
CSTRR:
Saskay go cry tonight.

Ugly girl running games on two guys.

This life no balance.
you fine pass am?
Body shaming beans... mtcheeeew
FoodRe: Is "Zero Sugar" Coke Without Sugar? by ukaface(f): 1:24pm On Sep 12, 2021
It is even sweeter than the normal coke
RomanceRe: Should I Continue With This Relationship by ukaface(f): 12:47pm On Sep 12, 2021
Hiaaaaa
All this relationship wahala
If you're not ready for relationship and its baggages. Kindly 'unrelationship' your self and free us from all these questions.
Is she the one?
Is she loyal?
Should I marry her?
Wtf!!!!!!!
FamilyRe: ”we Share Her Peacefully” – Twin Brothers Who Married One Wife by ukaface(f): 11:02am On Sep 12, 2021
Naso them wan force am to take Coke and Fanta at the same time.
FamilyRe: A 50-year-old Man Impregnated My 16-year-old Sister. by ukaface(f): 3:31pm On Sep 11, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Have you reported the case to the police yet? If she is barely 16 then it could be considered rape of a minor. undecided
But was she raped?
FamilyRe: Is There Such A Thing As Forgive And Forget? by ukaface(f): 1:59pm On Sep 11, 2021
Nothing like that
Even though you forgive, you can never forget
Once that person name is mentioned you go automatically remember
TravelRe: If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would It Be? by ukaface(f): 1:57pm On Sep 11, 2021
Switzerland
PoliticsRe: What Is The Government House In Your State Called And Why? by ukaface(f): 10:34pm On Sep 10, 2021
White house
PoliticsRe: Marilyn Ngige Gets Inducted As A Medical Doctor by ukaface(f): 9:09pm On Sep 10, 2021
Anazp:
Shows how accommodating the Yorubas are. So many igbos schooling in Lagos and the south west but you will hardly see any Yoruba in the east schooling or living there
why are you this myopic?
What's the point in this your statement?
FamilyRe: Which Is Easier To Raise, Male Child Or Female Child? by ukaface(f): 5:51pm On Sep 04, 2021
Twins
PoliticsRe: How Many Times Has Buhari Worn Suit Since He Came Into Power? (Photos) by ukaface(f): 8:14pm On Sep 02, 2021
Him wearing a suit is the least of our problems.
Wetin concern me with him suit wears?
Suit is even a white man thing, how should his clothing bother us kwanuhuh
TV/MoviesRe: Gulder Ultimate Search (GUS) Is Back In 2021 (Everything You Should Know) by ukaface(f): 6:51pm On Sep 01, 2021
Yaaaaaaay
I can relate more with GUS
CareerRe: What Do You Hate About Your Job Or Place Of Work? by ukaface(f): 5:43pm On Aug 31, 2021
Some of the unappreciative and rude patients I get to meet.
Also the stress
RomanceRe: Can A Girl Still Cheat Few Days To Her Wedding by ukaface(f): 3:15pm On Aug 31, 2021
Men do it

So why shouldn't females do it too??

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