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Romance › Re: Olamide Consoling Sound Sultan's Wife As She Laid On His Grave: Tearful Romance by ukaface(f): 3:53pm On Jul 12, 2021

Wtf is tearful romance

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Celebrities › Re: How Chef Chi, Ini Edo And Destiny Etiko Proved That Women Can Have A Sexy Body W by ukaface(f): 3:23pm On Jul 11, 2021

So as I no get curves, boobs and ass, I no dey sexy ABI?

Stupid societal mentality

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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are People Not Naming Their Daughters “delilah” ? by ukaface(f): 10:54am On Jul 11, 2021

mariodko190:
This question has been ringing in my head, the fact that she doesn't have a good record in the Bible, what other reasons people are afraid

you can break the record and name yours Delilah

Travel › Re: God Has Done It – American Woman Jubilates After Getting Nigerian Visa. by ukaface(f): 9:52am On Jul 09, 2021

Zanotty:
My people make we let am know?

leave am
Make she use her eyes see

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Career › Re: Where Do You See Yourself 5 Years From Today? by ukaface(f): 9:46am On Jul 09, 2021

In u.k

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Romance › Re: Am I Not In A Toxic Relationship Like This? by ukaface(f): 10:41pm On Jul 08, 2021

Bruv
Don't inconvenience yourself just cos you want to please a grown up adult workable lady.
If you get and you no give her, that case is different
But as you no get, oga no go kill yourself.

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Romance › Re: Update: I Just Reported Jim Iyke To Instablog, They Are Interested!!! (pics). by ukaface(f): 9:58pm On Jul 08, 2021

Brian47:
He said so Jim is shord
How that one take be body shame
Did op insult him? No.
Jim is the one being childish

Romance › Re: Update: I Just Reported Jim Iyke To Instablog, They Are Interested!!! (pics). by ukaface(f): 9:22pm On Jul 08, 2021

What are you hoping to gain from the report?
Validation?
Or automatic celebrity

You body shamed someone
He abused you back, and you're pained....mtcheeeeew
You're being childish

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Celebrities › Re: Rosy Meurer Shares Cute Photos Of Her Breastfeeding Churchill's Son As They Bond by ukaface(f): 9:19pm On Jul 08, 2021

lilvicky68:
Why is she now hiding the food.. so we won't know what he's eating?
I can't see the boy sucking anything..

what more do you want to see?

Don't you have enough imaginations of how different boobs look like?

Crime › Re: 'She Was Making My Manhood Rise Spiritually' - Man Who Beheaded His Aunt by ukaface(f): 8:50am On Jul 07, 2021

Guys
Is there a spiritual rising of the manhood?

You for kill her spiritually, than kill her physically

Crime › Re: 2 Gay Boys Tied, Beaten & Flogged On The Street Of Okija For Homosexuality by ukaface(f): 2:28pm On Jul 06, 2021

Omo
E be like dem flog him pr.ick join ooo

I felt sorry for him sha
But this doesn't mean he would still stop.

Romance › Re: Did Your Ex Finally Come Back? Kindly Share Your Experience. by ukaface(f): 2:17pm On Jul 06, 2021

BigDick70inch:
She quit the relationship and went to be with another guy immediately I left for school.........

called me....... years later and narrated how the guy disflowered her,promised her marriage.....but he never did..........

I told her.......its okay,things happen and we could still be friends.......

But........since she wasn't ready for that and really desperate to be back with me........

This year........makes it the 5th year i have been fucking her with no plans to wife.........even tho she thought she had found a fiancé already...........

Honestly.......am just practising my karmasultra skilla on her........when she's tired she will leave!!!

cold

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Romance › Re: I Left My Girlfriend Because Her Vag!na Was Too Wide by ukaface(f): 7:03pm On Jul 03, 2021

CSTRR:
Why do you think men hustle?

Just to have unfettered access to the P.

Omo
That's a pathetic reason o

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Education › Re: Do We Live Inside Earth Or On Earth by ukaface(f): 4:35pm On Jul 03, 2021

It is under earth

Romance › Re: I Left My Girlfriend Because Her Vag!na Was Too Wide by ukaface(f): 4:35pm On Jul 03, 2021

Person just open topic to talk about pussy

Chaiiiiiiiiiiii
This is the end

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Romance › Re: If Relationship Tastes Like A Drink, What Does Urs Taste Like? by ukaface(f): 3:02pm On Jul 02, 2021

I don't even have the drink in the first place

Christianity Etc › Re: My Confusion About God And The Scriptures. by ukaface(f): 2:33pm On Jul 01, 2021

There's nothing like death of the spirit
Nothing like hell or heaven
We keep getting rebirthed
Spirit no dey die.we also have a soul,soul dey die huh

No
Shey na spirit go enter hell? To feel the heat of the ' fire'?

Heaven, hell is just created by whoever made a spread of gospel to frighten us,to be moral. still it's not working, immorality still abounds.

I see lots of confusion in the Bible and personality of God. If you try to ask, the Christian fanatics will shut you up ' don't question God' he fvcking created me right? Like I was on my own, and he decided to create me, so why I no go ask question if I have an unclear view?

I rather be a moralist, a freethinker than being a ' Christian'

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Celebrities › Re: Obama DMW's Death: Peruzzi Is Done With Cigarettes & Alcohol by ukaface(f): 9:51am On Jul 01, 2021

Something must kill a man......

Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Reacts As Toyota Snubs Nigeria, Opens Assembly Plant In Ghana by ukaface(f): 7:25am On Jul 01, 2021

Nigeria Na country?
Who Sabi Nigeria.

Politics › Re: If You Become The President Of Nigeria For One Day, What Will You Do? Interview! by ukaface(f): 7:24am On Jul 01, 2021

I will kill all those agbaya politicians, then split Nigeria[b][/b] grin

Celebrities › Re: Davido Interpretes For The Deaf And Dumb With Hand Signs Inside An Airplane. by ukaface(f): 8:28pm On Jun 29, 2021

illicit:
Nice move

Most of his fans are dumb anyway

hiaaaaaa
Nawa o

Romance › Re: How I discipline My Wife For Disrespecting Me by ukaface(f): 8:24pm On Jun 29, 2021

This story is hilarious

Hol up
You actually did all that?
How old are you again?
No...no...judge yourself,shey Wetin you do make sense?
Childish behaviour

She slept out in the cold, and you're fine with it,you come dey ask about nonsense discipline. Mtcheeeew.....Ko Shi danu jare

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Phones › Re: Let's See Your Phone Home-screen (screenshot) by ukaface(f): 2:37pm On Jun 29, 2021

I snapped , edited and finally used it as my home screen picture. I really love how it turned out.

Family › Re: Nigerian Couple Welcome Twins After 16 Years Of Waiting (Photos) by ukaface(f): 10:17am On Jun 29, 2021

OlayemiAshraf:
. Congratulations o.... But these twin didn't look alike sef

iti

Na all twins dey look alike?
What's fraternal twins?

Romance › Re: Guys Get Severe Consequences For Cheating On Women These Days!!! by ukaface(f): 4:15pm On Jun 24, 2021

BadRadio:
I am seeing one now... live !!!

and the headlines are saying, "Lady cuts off boyfriends manhood for cheating" and the images are graphic.

The other day a guy was stabbed in his sleep for cheating... he was killed by his girlfriend.

The other time a guy was poisoned by his Ex, a day to his wedding.

Does it mean the women we have now in the society are vicious and cold blooded?

I think its risky dating these days. The ladies are not smiling.

BE CAREFUL GUYS, WAKE UP & WISE UP !!!

why not advice the guys not to cheat too

You're been bias

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Romance › Re: Pre-Wedding Pictures Of A Nigerian Groom And His Korean Bride by ukaface(f): 12:07pm On Jun 23, 2021

lilvicky68:
Her chest flat she no need to tie anything there self..

of all things that is your problem, na her chest? The guy complain give you? ABI him say make you no marry person wey carry for chest huh

Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija Reunion: He Didn't Last Up To 5 Seconds In Bed, Ka3na Acknowledges She S by ukaface(f): 10:40pm On Jun 22, 2021

Then she went to shill

What accent ka3na dey speak set?

Romance › Re: My Fiance Is Pregnant After Our First Ever Sex. by ukaface(f): 10:33pm On Jun 22, 2021

Pierocash:
I met her a virgin,promised to marry her. We had sex for the first time,in a week she got pregnant.

Yours is on the 9th,that is enough time for pregnancy to manifest. Mine was just less than 7 days.

It doesn't take time to get pregnant,it happens within a second. If I wasn't the one that tore the nylon,I would have doubted her too .

But unfortunately,I still didn't marry her,only took care of my boy till date. Bless God ,he is almost 9yrs,doing well in school

make I do amebo small, no vex

But why you no marry her?

Celebrities › Re: Be Calming Down' - Ex-beauty Queen, Ronke Tells Mercy Eke As She Shows Off Butt by ukaface(f): 10:28pm On Jun 22, 2021

Be like the n.yash get horns

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Romance › Re: See What I Caught Her Doing : She's A Witch by ukaface(f): 10:27pm On Jun 22, 2021

Don't be selfish, uncle Nonso

Just tell her to pray for Nigeria as a whole, and all wicked and evil politicians to die.

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