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RomanceRe: Guys can you eat loaf In front Of a Lady? by ukaface(f): 9:16pm On Apr 10, 2024
MrCork:
M.0.D.......ANOTHER ONE FOR FRONT PAGRR PLEASE!!!


Of couse nobody wants a female to tink he is jobless, unemployed or sufarrrin ,& smiling...so guys, how would u feel if a fine lady catch or see u eating bread ...especially if shes lightskin or half cast?
How would u respond...wot will you do??...were will you hide??((((no oofencsece to pooooor people please)))) angry

MATURE CONTRIBUTIONS PLEASE
I don’t understand
Which kind mentality you get
What is wrong with eating bread? Bread is food, carbohydrate
So why should any man feel less for eating bread?
Is bread a poor man food?😮
Abi this one Dey whyne himself?
Which food come be rich man food
RomanceRe: Bianca Censori's Kanye West Wife Finally Covers Up by ukaface(f): 9:14pm On Apr 10, 2024
Ndi ara

Ala agbala Kanye na Bianca
😂😂😂
RomanceRe: . by ukaface(f): 9:12pm On Apr 10, 2024
My brain/sense
My hard earned money
My accomplishments

I want to be in the space where I don’t feel threatened by a man’s money. Like Nigha I can feed you , feed your family kinda confidence 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
CultureRe: Kabiru Agbabiaka Is Dead! Osolo Of Isolo Dies At 64 by ukaface(f): 9:06pm On Apr 10, 2024
Eiyaaaa

He would be reborn
FamilyRe: Married Nigerian Ladies No Longer Take Shit From Their Husbands (Pictures) by ukaface(f): 9:05pm On Apr 10, 2024
2Radii:
Are u married??
No
I am not
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actor, Junior Pope Is Dead by ukaface(f): 9:05pm On Apr 10, 2024
enemyofprogress:
I say make you no dey fok for public, especially for where person die
What is this one saying?
FamilyRe: Married Nigerian Ladies No Longer Take Shit From Their Husbands (Pictures) by ukaface(f): 9:04pm On Apr 10, 2024
2Radii:
Are u a single mother?? I want to spoil you and service you mercilessly
No
I am not
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actor, Junior Pope Is Dead by ukaface(f): 8:36pm On Apr 10, 2024
enemyofprogress:
stop fokn in public
What is this one saying?
FamilyRe: Married Nigerian Ladies No Longer Take Shit From Their Husbands (Pictures) by ukaface(f): 8:34pm On Apr 10, 2024
Amumaigwe:
Wetin you dey do? Can you swear you have not cheated on your partner before? Wailing hypocrites
Wetin you want make I use swear? Your scrotum?

You think say every women Dey loose like una
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actor, Junior Pope Is Dead by ukaface(f): 8:33pm On Apr 10, 2024
enemyofprogress:
your own no dey pass fok. Even for death matter, you still dey fok. Dem take fok swear for you?
What is this one saying?
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actor, Junior Pope Is Dead by ukaface(f): 8:29pm On Apr 10, 2024
Penisman:
He is alive
Please be serious
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actor, Junior Pope Is Dead by ukaface(f): 8:29pm On Apr 10, 2024
wtf
CrimeRe: Young Man Slaps An Elderly Man In Traffic Dispute by ukaface(f): 8:28pm On Apr 10, 2024
Na them sabi
FamilyRe: Married Nigerian Ladies No Longer Take Shit From Their Husbands (Pictures) by ukaface(f): 8:26pm On Apr 10, 2024
Amumaigwe:
On the contrary, those women were the ones that cheated. Men don't talk about their cheating wives for their childrens' sake. Get that.
What are you saying?

So men don’t cheat?

He say on the contrary…so Wetin Yul do?
RomanceRe: Lady Cries As Man Introduces Her To His Family, Ends Up Marrying Another Lady by ukaface(f): 5:58am On Apr 09, 2024
Men!?!?


Make I no sha talk
CelebritiesRe: Don Lemon Weds Tim Malone (Photos) by ukaface(f): 9:24pm On Apr 08, 2024
But how do these set of people see their fellow gender and fall in love with them?
The thing just Dey turn my head
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic & Her Husband, Anosike Doing The Trending Pluto Dance (Video) by ukaface(f): 9:57pm On Apr 07, 2024
KillIgbohoN0W:
No seed yet or have the eggs finished??
Oh
You didn’t know she’s given birth already??

Sorry for you
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic & Her Husband, Anosike Doing The Trending Pluto Dance (Video) by ukaface(f): 9:57pm On Apr 07, 2024
kereman1:
This rita na my kinda woman
Shiooor
EducationRe: Masturbation Notice At The University Of Waterloo, Toronto by ukaface(f): 4:57pm On Apr 07, 2024
It is the collected and analysed part for me
CelebritiesRe: ‘I’d Rather Go To Hell Than Sign With Wizkid, Davido Or Burna Boy’ – Brymo by ukaface(f): 4:56pm On Apr 07, 2024
Mtcheeeeew

Who sabi this one?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Based on your birth year, which of these generational groups do you belong? by ukaface(f): 8:00pm On Apr 06, 2024
Ope o
Chukwu daalu ooo
Say I no be gen z o, gen z is synonymous to ‘people wey no get sense’
Thank God o, Millennial baby 😂😂
RomanceRe: How To Easily Get A Nigerian Girl To Sleep With You by ukaface(f): 12:41pm On Apr 06, 2024
Emyogalanya:
Hia i just de play no go take life too hard o. Which one be expeosive sisters and daughters Pity them na na your fellow women o las las na still tinubu economy we go use marriage una na
Abeg carry your axe and your axe friend Dey go o
RomanceRe: How To Easily Get A Nigerian Girl To Sleep With You by ukaface(f): 10:14am On Apr 06, 2024
Emyogalanya:
Seems you have an Axe to Grind with him? Make una calm down o na public una dey o
Aaaahhh
Which one be Axe again
Shebi na forum we Dey, you talk I talk
I no get axe abeg o
Bros wey I quote abeg o, no use axe o

Make I kuku go delete the message
No body goes me o

Nobody go knack your sisters o
Your sisters and daughters will be expensive in Jesus name o. AMEN!


Wahala for Saturday morning
RomanceRe: If You Were Born From 1979-1999, Then You've Probably Used These Nokia Phones by ukaface(f): 11:06pm On Apr 05, 2024
Ofcourse
RomanceRe: How To Easily Get A Nigerian Girl To Sleep With You by ukaface(f): 11:05pm On Apr 05, 2024
SageOddy:
When you talk about women and their way of thinking , I must say they vary according to different cultures.

To get laid by a Nigerian girl takes extra ordinary things and trust me it isn’t all about your money or swag.

I have to tell you this, the last girl I got laid cost me less than 500 Naira and I must say we did it many times before I quit and she even begged but I knew I was done and had to move on.

That doesn’t mean she’s cheap, I only brought in my A game to get what I wanted. She even told me about guys who came with their money and swag and she asked if she could “chop” their money.

Of course I had to act the good guy, so I told her she shouldn’t.

As I speak now, I just spoke to another girl tonight and hopefully she will be visiting tomorrow for her first gig. 😏

In this article, I will highlight what you need to do to get her on that bed ASAP...
Read along here: How to Easily Get a Nigerian Girl to Sleep With You
Na so then go take knack your sisters them and daughter( of course they are not cheap)
RomanceRe: Baby, Leave My Breast Let Me Watch This Movie In Peace by ukaface(f): 11:03pm On Apr 05, 2024
Awwwwn
The story sweet sha
RomanceRe: Ladies Which One Will You Go For by ukaface(f): 10:59pm On Apr 05, 2024
Wizzy13:
which wins a girls heart

Mr Nice Guy

Good and Cool Dude

or Toxic and energetic guy
You gan
If you are to choose for your sister which one you go choose
Just like saying I should choose pepper over sugar
FamilyRe: Woman Carries Her Husband On Her Back While Crossing Muddy Road (Pictures) by ukaface(f): 10:43pm On Apr 05, 2024
Wooooooooow
What a submissive wife
Na Wetin some Nigerian men if not most want from women be this
God that gave the man two legs to walk no know Wetin him Dey do Abi?
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Fails To Meet EFCC Bail Conditions by ukaface(f): 9:50pm On Apr 04, 2024
Bobrisky don jam wahala
Mummy of Lagos
Chai

VDM go happy like mad
BlessingCeo won’t talk again because she go feel say VDM get hand for bobrisky matter
Gistlover Awfr?

But then again, make VDM rest
That guy too talk chochocho
CelebritiesRe: EFCC Arrests Bobrisky For Naira Abuse by ukaface(f): 10:02am On Apr 04, 2024
Make VDM reason not to cross dress with this news
CelebritiesRe: Happie Boys Jubilate As New Sponsor Plans To Further Their Education In America by ukaface(f): 10:00am On Apr 04, 2024
The sponsor sha no well

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